The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

they'd still only fit Reece

[blackswan40]

Massachusetts for the Massachusetts boy:yep::D:yep:

[Aktungbby]

vs dentures for the indentured

[blackswan40]

Swanny joined the yummygummy club :yep:

[Reece]

and pinched Jim's, wow - big!! :D

[Jimbuna]

trouble now lay in store

[Reece]

when he tries using them :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

to chew a toffee apple

[Reece]

he'll have to have surgery :o

[Jimbuna]

might also need a lobotomy

[Reece]

might also need a lobotomy
some sort of results guaranteed!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

if only that were possible

[Aktungbby]

your 'wisdom' teeth being unavailing

[Jimbuna]

or 'wise' for that matter

[blackswan40]

Swannys nickname at school Plank

[Reece]

that wood explain the termites! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

crawling down his wooden leg

[Reece]

from their nest above!! :oops::doh: Swanny

[Jimbuna]

always game for a laugh

[Reece]

but the itch was getting

[Aktungbby]

along to the seven-year mark

[Jimbuna]

a new record for prosperity

[blackswan40]

Living the dream universal credit :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a free bus pass

[blackswan40]

Only used when on esculator :yep:

[Reece]

Swanny visited the Lunatic Asylum

[blackswan40]

Tried new jacket with straps :yep:

[Reece]

it was a snug fit!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

the electrified jockstrap was worse

[Jimbuna]

than a ball bag special

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys wool ballbag liners Jim :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

ah yes, the stinky ones

[Aktungbby]

preventing dangling to and fro

[Jimbuna]

during a fresh summer breeze

[Aktungbby]

while hooking in a rugby scrums

[blackswan40]

Good soap holders shower time

[Aktungbby]

...better: soap droppers' shower time!:o:shucks::yep:

[Reece]

everyone stared at Swanny washing :o

[Jimbuna]

himself with a scrubbing brush

[Reece]

especially Aktungbby with gaping eyes!! :oops::o

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm: :timeout::nope::hmph:...hardly, having grownup in lockerrooms!:shucks:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby became a lockerroom assistant :yep::D:yep:

[Aktungbby]

dispensing towels to towelless tawdries

[Jimbuna]

and a lust for action

[Aktungbby]

only from the hetero faction:O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby then twacked Swanny's butt!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...discovering Blackswan's a hairyassed sasquatch! :k_confused:https://media2.giphy.com/media/qf5jtqpnBbRiRgiB8c/giphy.gif

[Reece]

Aktungbby pleased with his discovery!! :yep: :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

started creating a cunning plan

[Reece]

for making expensive wigs, however

[Jimbuna]

Reece is a lifelong baldy

[blackswan40]

Swanny's wig went west also

[Reece]

full head of hair Jim!! (not gray) :O:

[Jimbuna]

more of a purple rinse :)

[Reece]

oh yeh baby!! :D Meanwhile Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

became king of the snitches

[Reece]

running around with snotty nose!!:oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Giving everyone rednose itis Jim

[Jimbuna]

prepared for travelling to Mexico

[blackswan40]

Staring in El Loco Sheriff

[Reece]

looking for a nice date :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

With bulging pouch ladyboy Jim :D:oops::D

[Reece]

Jim swooned with delight, Swanny

[blackswan40]

Ordered five tequila's and lemon :doh:

[Jimbuna]

hoping he could accompany Jim

[Aktungbby]

Staring in El Loco Sheriff:doh::o:nope:...that's "starring", not "gazing intently":Kaleun_Goofy::know::hmph:

[Jimbuna]

everyone loved the wise guy

[Aktungbby]

everyone loved the wise guy...especially over correctly spelled pizzahttps://wiseguypizzapie.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/doordash-boise-800x800.jpeg:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating::()1:and good flick to boothttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Wiseguysposter.jpg:O:

[Jimbuna]

Time for a sudden change

[Aktungbby]

generally a bolt of lightning

[Reece]

struck Aktungbby's ass!! Jim laughed!! :haha:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby the enlightened one Jim :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...stiffens yer putter while golfing https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-02-2018/Xix-60.gif

[Reece]

Stiffens everything, even your privates!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

but does nothing for sergeants

[blackswan40]

Loud singing broke out Jim :shucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4co8D9D5ktc

[Jimbuna]

led the lads to the

[blackswan40]

Detention block placed under arrest :yep:

[Jimbuna]

well away from the playground

[Reece]

where Swanny played with marbles

[blackswan40]

Swanny proper billy no mates

[Jimbuna]

was afraid of the girls

[Reece]

a boy asked Swanny for

[Jimbuna]

a kiss on the cheek

[Aktungbby]

not realizing there's four choices:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

if reading the correct menu

[Aktungbby]

...'correctness' being this thread's non-issue:O:

[Jimbuna]

or something along those lines

[Reece]

Don't get sidetracked, Swanny accepted!! :D

[blackswan40]

That he's easily led astray

[Reece]

by his own devious mind!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

a little help from Reece

[Aktungbby]

you meant: miniscule Reece complicity??!!

[Jimbuna]

yeah, something along them lines

[blackswan40]

Swanny following instruction since when :doh::huh::doh:

[Reece]

Reece's feelings have been hurt!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

time for a few tears

[Aktungbby]

And a sniffle or two:Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

Better to be well prepared

[Reece]

when farting next to Jim!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

No love lost Mackems Toonites

[Reece]

the verbal diarrhea is flowing!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Red and white stripes phobia :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for the wrath is terminal

[Reece]

are you both on drugs?? :hmmm::oops:

[blackswan40]

Rehab Mackemville Priory Just No!!! :doh::D:doh:

[Jimbuna]

take me to your leader

[Reece]

Leader Reece is here Jim!! :D

[blackswan40]

More like captain chaos Jim :yep::shucks::yep:

[Reece]

not stealing your title Swanny! :nope:

[Jimbuna]

not much of a choice

[Reece]

Jim kicked Swanny's butt, he

[blackswan40]

Turned the other cheek then

[Reece]

received some more from Reece! :yep::up:

[blackswan40]

While on all fours Jim :D

[Reece]

While on all fours Jim :D
got all excited and tried

[blackswan40]

Getting a hole in one :yep:

[Reece]

YES!!! :oops: success, Jim smiled and

[Jimbuna]

went back to the pub

[Aktungbby]

and a Hamm's on tap:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

Swanny had lunch Aktungbbys expense :arrgh!::yep::arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

compelling me to declare bankruptcy:wah::Kaleun_Crying:

[blackswan40]

Jim gave Aktungbby new lodgings :yep:

[Reece]

a rat infested outhouse, Aktungbby

https://img.hunkercdn.com/630x/cpie/images/a04/bu/vr/an-outhouse-work-800x800.jpg

[blackswan40]

But it has one star :yep:

[Reece]

that's totally for peeking into!! :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

When doing lights out Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

yeah, something along those lines

[blackswan40]

Or a $1 peep show Jim :D

[Aktungbby]

peeked through outhaus door's star

[Reece]

this is a crappy subject!! :D:yep:

[Aktungbby]

...and that's the straight poop!:Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Party::smug:

[Reece]

You're lucky!! Mine are bent!! :oops::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

...all's well that ends well:o:shucks::hmmm:

[Reece]

the splash makes the difference!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

https://img.hunkercdn.com/630x/cpie/images/a04/bu/vr/an-outhouse-work-800x800.jpg...outhouses don't 'spash'...just 'plop'!:yep::shucks::doh:

[Reece]

admittedly mine is mostly "THUD" :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Too much iron in diet :yep::D:yep:

[Reece]

.
One sunny day Reece & Swanny

[blackswan40]

Went walking over the tops

[Jimbuna]

of the cabbage patch dolls

[Reece]

they stank so we left

[Jimbuna]

one in Aktungs school bag

[Reece]

with his lunch inside, he

[Jimbuna]

was in for a shock

[Aktungbby]

as it spoke in tongues

[Jimbuna]

of a very unusual nature

[Aktungbby]

as if from on high:sunny:

[Jimbuna]

an angel lit the sky

[Reece]

and struck naughty Aktung twice :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...becoming"Vincent Twice" fer sure:doh::yeah::shucks:!

[blackswan40]

Not just on starry nights :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk

[Aktungbby]

with voluptuous Gogh Gogh girls:yeah:

[blackswan40]

Swanny had moshpit jiggy jiggy :o:D:o

[Aktungbby]

in a gay compañeros' bar

[blackswan40]

While holding the soap Jim :D

[Jimbuna]

started recording with his camera

[blackswan40]

Capturing a clean double exposure :D

[Reece]

then Swanny dropped the soap!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Grabbed Aktungbby for a dance

[Reece]

Aktungbby was really happy and

[Aktungbby]

rockin' in speedo and heels

[blackswan40]

Swanny invited reece for threesome :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Aktung couldn't count that high:shucks::nope::roll::oops:

[Reece]

Reece declined but Jim accepted! :yep::D

[Aktungbby]

contributing his Geordi buggering lashpertise :yep:

[Reece]

Jim finally said enough and

[blackswan40]

Watched geordie shore boxed set :yep:

[Reece]

it was a good set!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Anyone fancy a seaside trip :yep:

[Reece]

Yes my car is loaded!! :D:salute:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby brought his dingy and

[Aktungbby]

being a little dingy myself

[blackswan40]

Thats why we get on :yep::D:yep:

[Aktungbby]

...and occasionallg get off too:O::timeout::()1:

[Reece]

...and occasionallg get off too:O::timeout::()1:
Swanny scuttled the dingy, Aktungbby


BTW, Jim on holidays?

[Aktungbby]

estan en mexico con esposa?:hmmm:

[Reece]

in English: Aktung is nuts!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Talking yakety smackerty jibba jabba :yep:

[Reece]

now a nut house resident!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[blackswan40]

Undergoing many electric shock treatments :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...ie: dropping hairdryer in tub?!!:oops::timeout::dead:

[blackswan40]

Thats a hair raising experience :yep:

[Aktungbby]

or depilatory...depending on amperage!

[blackswan40]

Could try ACME slaphead hairtonic :yep:

[Jimbuna]

best shave it all off

[Aktungbby]

leaving something for wattled chins https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10456:arrgh!:

[Reece]

shave that off too Aktung!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Done! Had to for CPAPPING!:wah:

[Reece]

please don't give further details!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

details...leaping over defences before defeets:D

[Jimbuna]

nothing like poetry in motion

[Reece]

Aktungbby in a tutu - AHHH!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

...that can be too-too much:k_confused::timeout::o

[Reece]

Jim said "Oh yeh baby" :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Jim said "Oh yeh baby" :o:oops:

time for that bubble bath

[Reece]

Aktungbby has 'Natural' bubble baths!! :dead: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

even though he's anal retentive

[Aktungbby]

...especially in neoprene and cork!

[Jimbuna]

diapers purchased from Walmart shops

[Reece]

were totally insufficient to hold

[Jimbuna]

the extremely large amount of

[Aktungbby]

cantos de la caca loca!

[Reece]

once again Aktungbby was hospitalized

[Aktungbby]

wearing Depends and straight jacket

[Reece]

though again the depends failed!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

as my schitty-schitty went bang-bang:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

all over the ward floor

[Tango589]

which Matron unfortunately stepped in

[Reece]

and slid across the room :o

[Jimbuna]

then way down the corridor

[Aktungbby]

thru door labelled: PROCTOLOGICAL PSYCHOSIS:o:timeout::dead:

[Reece]

poor matron never the same!! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

for a very long time

[Reece]

The angry matron spanked Aktungbby! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

seriously aggravating his proctolgical entropy:oops::wah:

[Reece]

Matron then kicked his groin! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

...old ruggers can take that!:arrgh!:

[blackswan40]

Cold wet sponge works wonders :yep::D:yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby enjoyed matrons sponge bath :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Two in a Tub Jim :o

[Reece]

Now a threesome Jim Said!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...he can't count that high!:O:

[Jimbuna]

now aint that the truth

[Aktungbby]

...by Geordi standards: :hmmm: mathematical genius!:yeah::arrgh!:

[Reece]

Whoops!! Aktungbby pulled the plug!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

:/\\chop...already awaiting inevitable :subsim: doom

[blackswan40]

:subsim: doom with BFG Jim :yep::arrgh!::yep:

[Jimbuna]

meek as a lamb me

[Reece]

and cuddly too I bet :D

[Aktungbby]

for what ewe've got planned :O::o:nope:

[blackswan40]

Beastieboys no sheep til Buxton :D

[Reece]

Jim said mmm, lamb chops!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

gnashing his jaws and drooling:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

thinking of curry as well

[blackswan40]

Before or after pub crawl :D

[Aktungbby]

...three-hatted, over uncurried curls https://i.postimg.cc/8CPKQK0g/111.jpg

[Reece]

WOW!! a three stooges comeback!! :D

[blackswan40]

Larry Curly and Moe Buna :D

[Reece]

what a bunch of wiseguys!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

aye, three of the best

[Reece]

Jim dropped a real stinker :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

on the living room floor

[Aktungbby]

clothespins for schnozzes were dispensed!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

n a brown paper bag

[Aktungbby]

with airplane bottle of Pussers:()1:

[Jimbuna]

four litres at a time

[Reece]

Larry curled over in pain

[Jimbuna]

and poured himself another drink

[Reece]

of milk crying goo-goo mummy!! :oops::oops: