The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

he most definitely was not

[Reece]

so he slapped blackswan40 repeatedly https://i.imgur.com/Pi8dzlE.gif

[blackswan40]

i asked for cheap digs

[Jimbuna]

but only received a spade

[Texas Red]

and a garden hoe, what

[blackswan40]

was thrown into the ring

[Texas Red]

has now been sealed, protected

[Jimbuna]

and sent up into space

[blackswan40]

landing behind bunas potting shed

[Texas Red]

and drilling underground, eventually reaching

[Reece]

the moons hidden ancient cavern :o

[Texas Red]

In the Lake of Fire

[Reece]

El Whacko dived in splashing around

[blackswan40]

in a fire retardant onesie

[Reece]

all went well until Jim

[Jimbuna]

picked up his ray gun

[blackswan40]

zap when the smoke cleared

[Jimbuna]

El Whako's a pile of ashes

[blackswan40]

he then woke up sweating

[Reece]

from a bad nightmare, later

[Aktungbby]

while dreaming of electronic sheep

[Reece]

he smiled whilst counting them :o:oops::D

[Texas Red]

and then settled his eyes

[Reece]

on the neighbors bedroom window :o

[Jimbuna]

one with the dirty nets

[Texas Red]

and the ties and handcuffs

[blackswan40]

with price list in window

[Aktungbby]

for mulesing ,crutching and fleecing:O:

[Jimbuna]

any poor fool passing by

[blackswan40]

Swanny got jiggy with grandmar :D:timeout::D

[Jimbuna]

thinking he was Richard Keys

[Reece]

Grandma spanked blackswan40 who smiled

[Jimbuna]

and pleaded for harsher treatment

[Aktungbby]

which Ewe can only imagine

[Jimbuna]

when using ones shear wisdom

[Aktungbby]

Whilst prancing on cloven hooves

[Jimbuna]

pixies can often be witnessed

[Aktungbby]

But not by unshorn Merinos https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2021/02/25/USAT/bad6fc1a-3ec4-48e8-b94d-68d3161b5549-Baarack-6.jpg?width=660&height=440&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2021/02/24/baarack-sheep-australia-over-75-pounds-wool-rescued/4572513001/

[blackswan40]

Erotism = feather then perversion = chicken :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby went for a drive

[blackswan40]

at the drag race track

[Reece]

he just hit the ton

[blackswan40]

on the first bend and

[Reece]

lost control, the car plowed

[blackswan40]

in to Buna's scullery and

[Reece]

his beloved Jag, he wept

[Jimbuna]

until he noticed how Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

fixes claped out old bangers

[Jimbuna]

for the local street walkers

[Aktungbby]

of Boise: "I da ho!"

[blackswan40]

not to mention reece's favorite :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11840

[Jimbuna]

piece of worn out clothing

[Aktungbby]

soiled DEPENDS outta the box

[blackswan40]

swanny throws is soiled skives

[Reece]

hitting Aktungbby's face, he screams

[Jimbuna]

as his eyes start bleeding

[blackswan40]

four hours in surgery then

[Jimbuna]

all week in solitary confinement

[blackswan40]

then a eye test and

[Jimbuna]

a jar of pickled onions

[Aktungbby]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/d7nDbbUkroEOy8HsSA/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e471yzo251qi2w4qssbf3oiqjwxztfi p9wueqml0l14&rid=200w.webp blindness being a real pickle

[Reece]

Aktungbby took it well until

[Texas Red]

I started to put on

[Reece]

makeup and G-string then striptease

[Aktungbby]

and things started getting Ughly

[Texas Red]

The boy's locker room became

[Reece]

a hot and steamy environment

[Texas Red]

When it became a club

[Reece]

Aktungbby attended regularly always sweating :oops:

[blackswan40]

Jimbuna arrived in ladys attire :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11842

[Reece]

, he loved his D-cup bra :yep::o

[Aktungbby]

his crossdressin' moniker: Erin go Bra :O:

[Reece]

blackswan40 wanted a feel but

[Jimbuna]

had forgotten his glass eye

[blackswan40]

and is white cane damn

[Jimbuna]

now he was in trouble

[Aktungbby]

for 'coppin' feels' from ex-cops:oops:

[Reece]

Jim said "ENOUGH !" and ordered

[Aktungbby]

hominy, grits, and pork fritters

[blackswan40]

swanny ordered boneless chicken WTF :stare::roll::stare:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11849

[Reece]

swanny ordered boneless chicken WTF :stare::roll::stare:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11849

:haha:
Reece ordered a lamb roast!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

and a drop bear grill

[Reece]

After we all puked we

[Jimbuna]

went to the Blue Dolphin

[Texas Red]

And watched Finding Jimbuna for

[Reece]

2 seconds then went home! :yep::salute:

[Texas Red]

Later, Jimbob was found with

[Reece]

blackswan40 devising plans to invade

[blackswan40]

sandhaven beach before high tide

[Texas Red]

and so he rode in

[Reece]

on his trusty steed, he

[Jimbuna]

looked like a right melon

[Texas Red]

Reece was a left melon

[Jimbuna]

with a cross eyed squint

[blackswan40]

old nag found the carrots

[Aktungbby]

and neighed "what's up Doc?"

[blackswan40]

Elmer J Buna hunting Wabbits

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11851

[Texas Red]

with the help of the

[Reece]

El Whacko squirrel, suddenly a wabbit

[Jimbuna]

passed by driving a tank

[Reece]

Elmer J Buna fired, the tank turned!! :o

[Jimbuna]

and its turret fell off

[Reece]

Jim laughed his ass off :haha:

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before him

[Reece]

El Whacko was driving the tank!!! :haha:

[blackswan40]

the tank manual in russian

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11855

[Jimbuna]

wasn't of very much use

[Texas Red]

but 120mm of American Democracy

[Reece]

Nothing to do with anything

[Texas Red]

I gave Jim a nasty

[Reece]

clout across the mouth, he

[Jimbuna]

then awoke from his dream

[Reece]

El Whacko was sweating profusely, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

realising his greatest ever problem

[Reece]

he was a raunchy female :oops: :hmmm: :D

[blackswan40]

only on weekend house calls

[Reece]

to blackswan40's place at midnight!! :o:oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

down in the fetish cellar

[Reece]

this passionate affair continued until

[Jimbuna]

they were both found out

[blackswan40]

swanny well respected city gent :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPoOgCSjdl8


(Whoops wrong video crap!)

[Jimbuna]

had a fetish for stockings

[Reece]

he fell to his knees

[Jimbuna]

and began praying to heaven

[blackswan40]

swanny looking for spiritual fruits

[Jimbuna]

eventually found the forbidden apple

[Reece]

He ate it and turned

[Jimbuna]

into an ugly dwarf gremlin

[blackswan40]

of the red eye tribe

[Aktungbby]

who's retinas gleamed by moonlight

[Jimbuna]

then closed when sunlight appeared

[Reece]

slowly festering becoming infested with

[Texas Red]

A terrible malady, which caused

[Reece]

puss heads, scabs, and welts :doh::oops::down:

[Jimbuna]

to become things of beauty

[Reece]

Compassionate El Whacko kissed them better!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

and was diagnosed with chirpees :yep:(transmitted by kissing game birds of the skirt variety)

[Jimbuna]

a disease with no cure

[Reece]

El Whacko took some advise and

[blackswan40]

read an old victorian almanac (stating that squirel droppings diluted in water with gun power and snail slime is the only cure for Chirpees)

[Jimbuna]

revealing all that was true

[Reece]

he evolved from an ape! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

All was suddenly made obvious

[blackswan40]

the funky gibbon dance craze :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq8rELhUkw

[Aktungbby]

called the Tail End Cha-Cha

[Jimbuna]

popular at the Blue Dolphin

[Texas Red]

Where whales danced instead of

[Aktungbby]

dolphins without porpoise in life

[Reece]

something fishy going on here! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Agreed. We must send Aktung

[Aktungbby]

Who's a fishy pisces anyway:hmph:https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/pisces.jpg

[Texas Red]

Who's a fishy pisces anyway:hmph:https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/pisces.jpg

Most astrologers are sorcerers anyway

[Reece]

Aktungbby was thus hexed and

[Aktungbby]

into the swim of things

[Reece]

turned into a sea slug!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

Aktungs a bottom feeder then :yep:

[Reece]

yes that's right!! slurp, suck!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

anything hanging out of bottoms

[blackswan40]

swannys hangingout in the moshpit (lying down on is back looking up skirts and shouting cobwebs)

[Jimbuna]

then his eye went splat!

[Reece]

a log in his eye :yep:

[blackswan40]

four hours in theatre and (poor swannys not outa the woods yet):o

[Reece]

here!! you need some termites? :D

[Jimbuna]

and a bag of popcorn

[Reece]

, someone else offered a chainsaw :o

[blackswan40]

no chain in the box :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but plenty of copper rivets

[blackswan40]

instructions in Chinese and Urdu

[Aktungbby]

And other tongues of jibberish

[Jimbuna]

would be appropriate in Turkey

[Aktungbby]

now yer talkin real turkey!

[Jimbuna]

only when saying 'gobble gobble'

[Reece]

No need for that filth! :nope:

[blackswan40]

while the orchestra played on

[Reece]

Jim was punished severely then

[Jimbuna]

laughed at the village idiot

[Reece]

a bit too hard, he

[Jimbuna]

soon found his soft spot

[Aktungbby]

where his prostate once was

[Jimbuna]

found in a drinks flask

[Reece]

Jim drank the smelly contents

[blackswan40]

swanny bent down behind buna

[Reece]

and let one rip!! Jim

[Jimbuna]

pulled out his sewing kit

[blackswan40]

did some lovely needle work :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11888

[Jimbuna]

and charged a hefty sum

[blackswan40]

Buna enrolled into needlecrafters guild

[Jimbuna]

then won olympic gold medal

[Reece]

until he dropped a stitch! :wah:

[Texas Red]

And he was grounded for

[Reece]

over voltage protection, however he

[blackswan40]

built a wind farm in

[Jimbuna]

front of the windmill theatre

[blackswan40]

afternoon matinee's of longjohn buna :yep:

[Jimbuna]

were all a great success

[Aktungbby]

maybe PG-13; but never NC-17! :O:

[Reece]

more Aktungbby waffle oozes forth :doh:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby's wafflesyrup used to wax

[Reece]

Jim's surfboard however his feet

[Jimbuna]

never did touch the ground

[Reece]

never did touch the ground
in his dreams, until - BANG!!

[Jimbuna]

as the roof flew off

[Reece]

Aktungbby's home, he sobbed uncontrollably :wah:

[Jimbuna]

realising he was now homeless

[Aktungbby]

an anticipated condition in Napa

[Jimbuna]

where all is usually confused

[Aktungbby]

and ooccasionally, "the earth shakes"!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Reece]

and swallowed Aktungbby, a voice

[Aktungbby]

welcoming him to nether regions

[Reece]

saying "stoke that fire Aktungbby!"

[Aktungbby]

ladies from Hades'l stay toasty

[Reece]

Jim decided to join them :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a game of poker

[Reece]

Jim won, this meant that

[Jimbuna]

Reece paid for the beers

[Reece]

but the beer was warm

[Jimbuna]

meaning only Aussies liked it

[Reece]

. Suddenly a volcano erupted and

[Aktungbby]

Aktung quaffed a Pliny the Elder beer:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

but dropped it and ran

[Aktungbby]

from the hot lava flow

[Reece]

Cripes!! There goes Jim's house!! :o:wah:

[Jimbuna]

the most desirable residence ever

[Aktungbby]

...pending your arrival in paradise!:D

[Jimbuna]

by the dash board light

[Aktungbby]

Sins forgiven: wings... extra-large please:arrgh!:https://i0.wp.com/agoodgoodbye.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Non-Sequitur-earning-wings.jpg?ssl=1

[blackswan40]

of the spicy takeout variety

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where everyone was gay and

[Aktungbby]

/or a bewigged transgendered other :haha:

[Reece]

/or a bewigged transgendered other :haha:

Aktungbby kissed blackswan40's limp wrist :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

swanny give aktungbby a hickey :oops::timeout::oops:(they've always been close in a man fond way)

[Reece]

he blushed then returned one :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a rather sensitive area

[Reece]

a romance developed so strong

[Aktungbby]

hardly describable as "man fondness":hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

more a rear end pain

[Aktungbby]

cause Swanny's procto ain't logical:o

[Reece]

Jim and Reece almost puked :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before them

[Reece]

we shook our heads and

[Jimbuna]

Reece's fell to the floor

[blackswan40]

due to strobe lighting at

[Reece]

Jim's bordello, a police raid

[Jimbuna]

found Reece's sexy knicker stash

[Texas Red]

That disgusted his family and

[Jimbuna]

Reece was sent to Coventry

[Aktungbby]

for buggery and lash retraining

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

with his buddy Jim, they