The Five Word Story Game

[STEED]

started the next big bang

[Jimbuna]

in a packet of crisps

[Reece]

folding in on itself, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was crowned King of Brazil

[Aktungbby]

,'El Pompero de las Pampas'

[Jimbuna]

with the emperors new clothes

[STEED]

Jim invaded zark one with

[mapuc]

a tablespoon in his right

[STEED]

hand and a bra in

[Reece]

his mouth, marching forward he

[Jimbuna]

tripped over the march hare

[Aktungbby]

thinking he mustn't be late

[Jimbuna]

for a very important date

[Reece]

with Donald Trump concerning a

[Tango589]

man about a dog called Fido

[Jimbuna]

who couldn't count to five

[STEED]

but was a great politician

[Jimbuna]

for the deaf and dumb

[mapuc]

In their own lunatic country

[STEED]

where giant ants started a

[Reece]

new fad eating politicians, people

[Jimbuna]

were in favour of this

[STEED]

until the giant ants turned..

[mapuc]

their butts towards the leader

[Reece]

bending over and giving him

[Jimbuna]

a torrid rear end spanking

[STEED]

human butts exploded and caused

[Reece]

sore eyes and putrid smells

[Jimbuna]

like those of enigmatic charlatans

[STEED]

the giant ants grew bigger

[Reece]

until finally big Jim stepped

[STEED]

in and ran away smoking

[Reece]

pot, coughing, wheezing, and sniffing

[STEED]

coffee beans then suddenly Trump

[Reece]

ordered a strike team to

[Jimbuna]

build a very large wall

[Reece]

around STEED's house, this upset

[STEED]

Putin who controlled the ants

[Reece]

so he declared war on

[STEED]

Jim, who moved to Mars

[Reece]

but the big ants followed

[Eichhörnchen]

and surrounded his Martian house

[Reece]

pointing their big butts toward

[STEED]

jim they changed him to

[Reece]

a pathetic whimpering pile of

[STEED]

Goo that the ants started

[Reece]

to eat and then regurgitate

[STEED]

The goo changed in to

[mapuc]

a dreadful monster called mapuc

[Jimbuna]

from the valley of the

[Reece]

living dead, here mapuc devised

[Jimbuna]

a way to fasten shoelaces

[STEED]

causing the ants to vote

[mapuc]

on Reece as their new

[STEED]

sexy wobble bottom overlord of

[Reece]

handsome, debonair, intelligent, etc, stature!!:yep:

[STEED]

Reece and his ants declared

[Reece]

STEED the president and Jim

[Jimbuna]

King of the ant hill

[STEED]

whom invaded the moon with

[u crank]

with his Diecast air-force that

[Eichhörnchen]

got eaten up by squirrels

[STEED]

which made them blow up

[Eichhörnchen]

to ten times normal size,

[STEED]

resulted in a nuclear explosion

[Reece]

spreading guts over Jim's hill.

[Jimbuna]

. Not wanting to be outdone

[Reece]

STEED decided to add some

[Jimbuna]

lipstick to his deformed lips

[Aktungbby]

for serious 'pucker up' sessions

[mapuc]

because he was Reece's girlfriend.

[STEED]

with great breasts stunned mapuc

[mapuc]

who stood there and drooled

[Reece]

gave in to his passions

[Jimbuna]

and soiled his fresh nappy

[STEED]

and grew 20 breasts overnight.

[Reece]

oh now I am excited :88)

[STEED]

Reece wanted more and got

[Reece]

dual butts as well, nice!!:oops:

[STEED]

And won the world election

[Reece]

you mean election or erection:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

does it really matter like?

[STEED]

like fishing for Trump's secret

[Jimbuna]

stash of funny hate mails

[STEED]

from Hilary Clinton's poison pen

[Jimbuna]

the ink being particularly dangerous

[Reece]

when oozing out and touching

[Jimbuna]

the lap of the Gods

[Reece]

. Jim bent over and discovered

[STEED]

He had 1000 super buttocks.

[Reece]

He bent over and grinned

[STEED]

And said that is style.

[Reece]

, now if only I could

[STEED]

fit into my sexy knickers

[Reece]

I would win mapuc's heart

[STEED]

and together we can rule

[Jimbuna]

over a tribe of midgets

[Reece]

kinky midgets at that!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

. Not very many people know

[mapuc]

mapuc knew this, so he

[Jimbuna]

knew exactly what he knew

[Reece]

that Jim was a bit

[STEED]

fruity at bath time with

[Reece]

his over sized rubber ducky

[STEED]

that made funny sounds when

[Jimbuna]

the family pet Louie attacked

[Reece]

it, making Jim cry profusely

[STEED]

shouting out loud waking up

[Reece]

the dead from the crypts

[Jimbuna]

where STEED would often skive

[Reece]

whenever it suited him, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

the bells started to toll

[Fubar2Niner]

the age of the dinosaurs

[Reece]

have come upon us again :o

[STEED]

but this time they were

[Reece]

weak and wore pink tights

[Jimbuna]

loaned to them by Reece

[Reece]

and Jim, they fit perfectly:D

[Jimbuna]

if you're rotund as Reece

[Reece]

riding motorcycles can be problematic

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[Jimbuna]

when lifting hoists are required

[Fubar2Niner]

and large brassier type garments

[Reece]

but persistence pays off and

[STEED]

voting Trump is good feeling

[Reece]

says STEED wearing K-cup brassiere

http://www.investinyourchest.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fitting-4.jpg

[Jimbuna]

donated from the local Oxfam

[STEED]

whom fronted Trump's secret war

[Jimbuna]

from a red telephone box

[Reece]

where Austin Powers joined Trump

[Jimbuna]

and his self appointed stalwarts

[STEED]

ready to nuke France as

[Reece]

Phat Bastard entered and let

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[Jimbuna]

water drain from the bath

[Reece]

leaving behind a filthy pile

[Jimbuna]

of Sundays roast dinner plates

[mapuc]

from which a delicious hagis

[Jimbuna]

was never on the menu

[Reece]

but Jim still tucked in

[Jimbuna]

to his beef vindaloo curry

[Reece]

with a putrid haggis topping

[STEED]

And vomited for 200 years

[Jimbuna]

more than the last emperor

[Reece]

, no wonder he was anemic!!

[Jimbuna]

his toe nails were green

[Reece]

not to mention the jam!! (Where's that puke smiley??)

[STEED]

Suddenly all of time stopped

[Jimbuna]

Big Ben had stopped working

[mapuc]

Suddenly starting to going backwards

[Fubar2Niner]

for christmas, across the Irish

[Reece]

coast to a wee tavern

[Eichhörnchen]

high amongst the treetops, where

[Catfish]

Laptops, palmtops, and flattops bloom

[Jimbuna]

in the suns hot rays

[Fubar2Niner]

not to be confused with

[Reece]

the hot gasses from Jim's

[Jimbuna]

old prehistoric chemical alchemy set

[Gerald]

and a mysterious document come

[Reece]

to show Jim is quite

[Jimbuna]

sane and always unbelievably believable

[STEED]

and the curry king of

[Reece]

Spam Town down in the

[Jimbuna]

wonderful fog on the Tyne

[Reece]

where the deer and the

[Jimbuna]

TOON ARMY live separate lives

[STEED]

Except on Tuesday when they

[mapuc]

, are mixing their foot perspiration

[Reece]

and toe jam with a

[Jimbuna]

bag of warm jellied eels

[STEED]

and enjoying a seaweed salad

[Reece]

unfortunately this had disastrous consequences

[STEED]

resulting in watching Australian TV

[Jimbuna]

through a public convenience keyhole

[STEED]

licking the sweat off pigs

[Fubar2Niner]

rear end four footed garments

[Jimbuna]

made with a new fabric

[mapuc]

softener, making it easier to

[Jimbuna]

undress whilst under the influence

[STEED]

Trump's many beautiful high walls

[Reece]

in his tower toilet blocks

[Jimbuna]

are rumoured to be full

[STEED]

Sexy green women with big

[Jimbuna]

shopping bags full of carrots

[Fubar2Niner]

are peculiarly looking like wabbits

[STEED]

with big fluffy pink wobbly

[Reece]

butts, that were often quite

[STEED]

Detachable and rented out too

[Jimbuna]

not that STEED was interested

[STEED]

but Trump was and wanted

[Jimbuna]

STEED to be his friend

[STEED]

And build rude big wall

[Jimbuna]

to prevent STEED from breeding

[STEED]

so STEED went to Reece

[Reece]

to hire Jim for breeding

[Jimbuna]

advice and basic reading lessons

[STEED]

In exchange for Jim's secret..

[Reece]

dream of being a stud

[Aktungbby]

of fantastic Aktungian priapismic proportions:hmph:

[Reece]

but failed on the job

[Jimbuna]

and led a paupers life

[STEED]

then one jack pot booze

[Reece]

and a massive belch sent

[Jimbuna]

the moon in a spin

[STEED]

and all life everywhere ended

[mapuc]

except in the tiny world

[STEED]

of Reece who blew up

[Reece]

when a bomb was planted

[STEED]

All life was over the

[Reece]

moon when they found that

[Jimbuna]

the sun shouted hip hooray

[STEED]

starting the fourth big bang

[Jimbuna]

reminiscent of a toy cannon

[STEED]

New strange life was created

[Reece]

When Jim met Sheldon and

[Jimbuna]

the rest of the gang

[Aktungbby]

unwillingly kissed the gunner's daughter https://www.corpun.com/kiss1.htm (https://www.corpun.com/kiss1.htm)

[Jimbuna]

in a barrel of rum

[Aktungbby]

the only Pusser's he got:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

from Reece's mighty fist that

[Jimbuna]

was bestowed with many rings

[Reece]

called brass knuckles, then STEED

[STEED]

Duffed up the new EU

[Jimbuna]

and joined the Loony Party.

[Gerald]

candidate at the bitter Monmouth

[STEED]

won and was elected king

[mapuc]

his first rule as king

[Reece]

was to lock Jim up

[Jimbuna]

and throw away the key

[STEED]

in to the lake of

[Reece]

vomit where naughty people go

[Jimbuna]

to admire STEED whilst bathing

[STEED]

With sexy ladies Reece lent

[Reece]

, this made Jim cry because

[STEED]

he wanted to be a

[Jimbuna]

blind man just this once

[STEED]

Trump said no you must

[Jimbuna]

see it to believe it

[STEED]

Reece's three large naked buttocks

[Jimbuna]

were a sight to behold

[STEED]

Trump declared a national holiday

[Aktungbby]

a nationwide rump roast day

[Reece]

, I was happy to parade

[Jimbuna]

starkers in front of STEED

[Reece]

, his eyes popped when I

[Jimbuna]

dropped my bag of chips

[Reece]

but lucky it wasn't soap

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[Jimbuna]

suds or they would burst

[Reece]

STEED volunteered to go and

[BossMark]

see his MP about doing

[Reece]

a psycho check on Jim

[Jimbuna]

the ruler of the world