The Five Word Story Game

[STEED]

Urgent I need the Bog!

[Jimbuna]

my guts are feeling terrible

[STEED]

Jim flushed his rotten guts

[Reece]

down, stood up, but then

[Jimbuna]

an angel of the lord

[mapuc]

Said, Reece I want you

[Jimbuna]

to stop worrying those sheep

[STEED]

As they are for lunch

[Reece]

But Jim pined for them

[Jimbuna]

and protected them from Reece

[STEED]

Fat boy Kim nuked the

[Reece]

local toilet block creating a

[Jimbuna]

lot of speculation about wormholes

[Reece]

but then one opened up:o

[Jimbuna]

and chow mein was invented

[STEED]

And Vesta made it rich.

https://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/img/large/BK863209.jpg

[Reece]

until the bowels opened and :oops:

[STEED]

Trump bought them out with

[Reece]

Funds from Mexico but they

[Jimbuna]

still hadn't built the wall

[Reece]

, Trump lost his temper and

[Jimbuna]

went looking for a bricklayer

[STEED]

He found one who said

[Reece]

"For you Donny dear I . . .

[STEED]

Will kiss your wife and..

[Reece]

steal your money, then sir

[Jimbuna]

I will throttle your hairstylist

[STEED]

And spank Kim's arse back

[Jimbuna]

to a time long forgotten

[STEED]

And back before the big

[Jimbuna]

bang theory was thought of

[STEED]

Being odd as Reece wrote

[Reece]

a novel about Jim's behavior

[STEED]

towards bath plugs and soap

[Reece]

whenever he bent over to

[STEED]

Inspect a bath plug he

[Jimbuna]

checked Reece wasn't behind him

[STEED]

Then open a museum for

[Jimbuna]

those that are wickedly insane

[STEED]

Charging $1 million to visit

[Jimbuna]

the mad house next door

[Gerald]

and a cat that keeps

[Reece]

clawing at Vendor's hairy legs

[Gerald]

Steed come to rescue Vendor.:haha:

[Reece]

but the cat attacks STEED!!:o

[Jimbuna]

having far more sophisticated tastes

[STEED]

Gave STEED a licking before

[Reece]

squirting poor Jim's leg, this

[Jimbuna]

was how the crimson warrior

[Reece]

entered the stage and smacked

[Jimbuna]

his head on a cucumber

[Reece]

made of steel, this hurt!!:wah:

[STEED]

He started legal action against..

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[STEED]

Who worked for jim on

[Reece]

drugs whilst spanking STEED's

[Jimbuna]

somebody can't count to five

[Reece]

It must be STEED's fault!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

said the pregnant old timer

[STEED]

I was in the pub. :03:

[Reece]

boozing as usual until his

[STEED]

boozing as usual until his

Mighty BO turned Trump's hair..

[Jimbuna]

into a greasy fish supper

[Reece]

that Jim scoffed down - Yummy!!

[STEED]

And demanded seconds with sauce..

[Jimbuna]

and a bottle of beer

[STEED]

Then it started raining handbags

[Jimbuna]

STEED was carrying his underarm

[STEED]

Newspaper called UK today along

[Reece]

with a nice red dress:yep:

[Jimbuna]

his present for playmate Reece

[Reece]

but jealous gigalo Jim cried

[STEED]

And ran into a woman's

[Reece]

toilet where he was grabbed

[STEED]

By the bog monster from

[Jimbuna]

the land way down under

[STEED]

Where mad candle makers from

[Reece]

England burnt STEED's butt, he

[Jimbuna]

always pleaded for second helpings

[STEED]

And free beer for ever. :DL

[Reece]

but the pub ran out!!:wah:

[STEED]

Trump's wigs that upset Reece

[Jimbuna]

and many a professional hairdresser

[STEED]

Reece went on strike and

[Jimbuna]

retired to his water bed

[STEED]

Planning a world wide strike

[Reece]

, STEED outdid Reece, demanding unionists

[STEED]

Wear jim's sexy bra's and

[Reece]

they did!! Jim went ballistic:yep:

[Jimbuna]

much unlike north korean missiles

[STEED]

Kim asked jim how he

[Reece]

could achieve such a height

[STEED]

Jim said ok for a

[Aktungbby]

pot noodle of chim chi

[STEED]

The deal was done and

[Jimbuna]

they all lived happily everafter

[STEED]

THE END YES THE END..:)

[Reece]

In the beginning STEED thrust

[blackswan40]

Ten fifty dollar bills on

[Reece]

Jim's bed for a raunchy

[Jimbuna]

experience he clearly couldn't afford

[STEED]

So he got jim drunk..

[Reece]

first, then had his way :o

[Jimbuna]

with a very old spinster

[STEED]

Who was Reece in drag.

[Reece]

Jim swooned with delight and

[Jimbuna]

offered Reece a dog biscuit

[STEED]

Reece said...."WOOF WOOF" as

[Reece]

he bit Jim's hand hard

[Jimbuna]

and shattered all his teeth

[STEED]

Reece grew back his teeth

[Reece]

and tore off Jim's hand!!:o:oops:

[STEED]

Jim met the Borg Queen

[Reece]

and was soon assimilated however

[STEED]

Jim became Donald Duck and

[Reece]

walked around quacking, was funny!!:yep:

[STEED]

Jim the Duck wanted a

[Reece]

part on a TV show

[STEED]

Called Prison Cell Block H

[Reece]

to perv on Queen Bea

[STEED]

Many rude quack quacks later

[Reece]

they both emerged smoking cigarettes.:oops:

[STEED]

The episode went out that

[Reece]

Jim and Bea were quackers!!:yep:

[STEED]

It flopped on TV and

[Fubar2Niner]

radio. Nice on toast though !

[Eichhörnchen]

Eichhörnchen's big new television show

[STEED]

squirrels sex in the city

[Reece]

was a big hit until

[STEED]

Jim the Duck made a

[Reece]

shocking entry totally naked, everyone

[STEED]

voted for jim and said

[Jimbuna]

that was a mighty whoppa

[STEED]

Jim the duck invented pot

[blackswan40]

Peterlee Ouston troop of dance

[Reece]

but then STEED dropped one

[STEED]

bottle of cheap plonk which

[Jimbuna]

was more than he could

[STEED]

The TV came on and

[Jimbuna]

everything was revealed to all

[STEED]

Reece was Trump all a

[Jimbuna]

bit of a gimmick really

[blackswan40]

Like a Shangri-La time share

[STEED]

Reece played his trump card

[Reece]

and kicked rocket boy in

[Eichhörnchen]

the nuts. WHACK! Fifty points!

[Reece]

^ :har:
do I hear 100 points!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

. Time came to abandon ship

[Reece]

Jim jumped hitting a rock :dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

WHACK! A big bump swelled

[Jimbuna]

and a mouse popped out

[Eichhörnchen]

from between his nuts, saying:

[mapuc]

Free at last now I

[Eichhörnchen]

must set about building myself

[blackswan40]

A Squirrel themed man cave

[STEED]

Full of whack mallets made

[Eichhörnchen]

from the finest maple wood

[STEED]

Dipped in rich curry sauce

[Jimbuna]

to spice up the experience

[Reece]

how delightful STEED said, I

[Jimbuna]

need to exit the closet

[Reece]

but while I'm in here

[blackswan40]

Ill put some glue on

[Jimbuna]

the top of my head

[Tango589]

and firmly secure my wig

[blackswan40]

It gets windy up north

[Aktungbby]

blowing Tango's 'piles of pooh'

[blackswan40]

All over Jimbuna's prized roses

[Eichhörnchen]

and wafting into the clubhouse

[STEED]

Reece had a big smile

[mapuc]

his teeth was shining so

[STEED]

Bright, jim went blind until

[Reece]

He bent over and showed

[Aktungbby]

what a grand Pooh-Bah is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Poobah (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Poobah)

[Reece]

like viewed from the rear

[blackswan40]

Through STEEDS dayglow designer sunglasses

[STEED]

The world looked cool today

[Reece]

as STEED perved on Reece

[STEED]

Give us a big kiss

[Jimbuna]

said STEED to ugly Reece

[Reece]

But Jim said me first!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

for the ringside elevated seat

[blackswan40]

At the tiddlywinks regional finals

[STEED]

Reece kissed Jim on TV

[Jimbuna]

then Jim beat him senseless

[blackswan40]

With his first aid manual

[STEED]

Kissing Reece better enjoying it

[Reece]

Jim cherished the moment and

[STEED]

Saying..Reece honey I want

[Reece]

a big cuddly teddy bear.:yep:

[STEED]

STEED shipped one to Reece

[Reece]

, he was so happy that

[STEED]

He gave it to jim who

[Reece]

^ six words - SHAME!!

snatched it and ran away:wah:

[Jimbuna]

later stuffing it with explosives

[Reece]

then sat on it - KABOOM!! :o

[STEED]

The end until some silly

[Jimbuna]

moo set it to rewind

[STEED]

Reece was naked and drunk

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[STEED]

Strutting around singing rude songs

[Delgard]

and pinching the nurse's bums

[Jimbuna]

with a pair of tongs

[STEED]

They all slapped Reece hard

[Reece]

and he loved it saying "

[Tango589]

"Next, take a run up!"

[Reece]

They did!! OW!! That burns!!:oops:

[STEED]

Reece recommended S&M for everyone

[Jimbuna]

apart from the local judge

[STEED]

Who said this was not

[Jimbuna]

what the hangman agreed to

[STEED]

Reece was sent to Italy

[Aktungbby]

for acute drawing and quartering

[STEED]

For two weeks smoking pot

[Reece]

I brought my old bong
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/f3Uurh0Z7SU/hqdefault.jpg

[Aktungbby]

with a lid of Minnesota Green

[Reece]

near the jolly green giant

[Gerald]

, It's a great place to

[Reece]

grow your own weed, however

[STEED]

Bongo the mad hippie felt

[Jimbuna]

for his identical twin STEED

[STEED]

The space ants invaded earth

[Reece]

and pinched STEED's stash, this

[STEED]

was alright it was ant

[Reece]

poison and killed them all :up:

[STEED]

Then the space cows invaded

[Jimbuna]

they were rather forlorn looking

[Reece]

and udderly ridiculous, Jim tried

[STEED]

To cover them in marmite

[Gerald]

but it became difficult to

[STEED]

So jim bought a big

[Reece]

jar of Vaseline, and proceeded

[STEED]

To milk the space cows

[Reece]

problem is he enjoyed it!:oops::doh:

[STEED]

While singing out loud rock...

[Jimbuna]

and roll tunes in Swahili

[Tango589]

that sounded better in Welsh

[STEED]

This upset the Scots and

[Jimbuna]

sent the Irish into kinks

[STEED]

Reece felt left out and

[Jimbuna]

invented the Australian language, gibberish

[STEED]

invented the Australian language, gibberish

The space cows invaded Australia

[Reece]

Led by STEED, but he

[STEED]

To the pub for beer

[Reece]

Quote "Led by STEED, but he To the pub for beer" ?????:hmmm:
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but it had none so

[STEED]

STEED's nuts had LSD on

[Nikita]

What are you talking about?

[Reece]

I think STEED's lost it!!:yep:

[Nikita]

I lost my crystal eye

[STEED]

In Reece's smelly stained underpants