The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Suddenly Putin kicked Aktungbby's backside!! :o:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

I wanted new bomber not (Not a flying greenhouse with lawnmower blade prop :yep:)

[Flaxpants]

Putin called Social Services and

[Reece]

tried appointing himself as dictator

[Jimbuna]

of the Oompa Loompa gang

[Reece]

Chaos erupted and Putin was

[Jimbuna]

sent home in a sack

[blackswan40]

Of spuds Mr potato head

[Jimbuna]

knew the chips were down

[Reece]

when a peeler was used

[Jimbuna]

to take off his hat

[Reece]

and used to cover his

[Jimbuna]

face to stop scaring kids

[Reece]

the kids then attacked him

[Jimbuna]

with buckets of cold custard

[Reece]

and soiled nappies, Putrid ran

[Jimbuna]

toward the big red button

[Reece]

but Jim smashed his hand

[Jimbuna]

with his carbon steel baton

[Reece]

A car pulled up outside

[Jimbuna]

it was full of coppers

[Reece]

who went straight for Putin's

[Jimbuna]

secret stash of rare jewels

[Reece]

but they were all fakes :Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

handed to him by Reece

[Tango589]

who found them in a

[Jimbuna]

bag of roast chicken crisps

[Reece]

Putin was so unhappy he

[Rockstar]

sent Reece straight to gulag

[Reece]

but he escaped and shot

[Jimbuna]

a load of chilli powder

[Reece]

into Putin's face, he screamed

[Jimbuna]

for his best friend Priogzhin

[Reece]

he came with arms open

[Jimbuna]

as Reece puckered his lips

[Reece]

and kissed Jim!! Whoops, slipped!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

and fell to his knees

[Aktungbby]

at Robert Johnson's famous crossroads

[Jimbuna]

looking for some musical talent

[Aktungbby]

with delta blues guitar riffs

[Rockstar]

at the age of five

[Jimbuna]

was a really tough ask

[Rockstar]

being a hoochie coochie man

[Aktungbby]

...full'a shuck; but no jivehttps://media.tenor.com/abcjcRn1_W4AAAAM/jumpin-jive.gif https://i.imgur.com/UbitkPa.gif?1

[Reece]

A limousine pulled up and

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna was offered a ride

[Reece]

to meet his date Aktungbby :o

[Jimbuna]

down at the local nick

[Reece]

but Jim was stood up

[Jimbuna]

against the big boys bar

[Reece]

because he was totally drunk!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and needed a lift home

[Aktungbby]

...his date with Aktungbby...citing sudden need for 'trans'portation:O:

[Jimbuna]

straight to the local nick

[Rockstar]

Oh no please not again

[Jimbuna]

were the final words uttered

[Aktungbby]

down at the local nick

straight to the local nick...in the nick-nick of time

[Jimbuna]

that's what textual stuttering does

[Aktungbby]

your 'kingly' post duly noted

[Jimbuna]

on a piece of parchment

[Aktungbby]

signed by John Hand Cock

[Reece]

that Aktungbby burnt to ashes!! :timeout:

[Rockstar]

Ben jamin Harrison had copies

[Reece]

How unfortunate Jim said as

[blackswan40]

They were written in Chinese

[Reece]

Suddeny Jim kicked Aktungbby saying "

[Rockstar]

How about a personal favor?

[Reece]

you ugly old troll!!" :o He

[Jimbuna]

couldn't make his mind up

[Reece]

So Jim decided to pull

[Jimbuna]

the rug from under his

[blackswan40]

Knees while painting skirting boards

[Reece]

the paint spilled, Aktungbby slid

[Jimbuna]

into the kitchen next door

[blackswan40]

Just in time for elevenses :yep:

[Jimbuna]

potato peeling was timed perfectly

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys Illicit Liquor Moonshine Operation :arrgh!:

[Reece]

where he bathed his feet http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

was always a hazardous undertaking

[Reece]

anyone for moonshine with cheese?? :D

[Jimbuna]

or corn on the cob?

[Reece]

Reece & Jim decided to

[Jimbuna]

go and get a curry

[Reece]

and throw it at Swanny!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Yorkshiremen only like weak beer

[Reece]

well that explains everything Jim!! :oops::doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

only if you support Leeds :)

[blackswan40]

The Original No Hopers Jim

[Jimbuna]

been there under fat Cashley

[blackswan40]

Beer belly boogie nights Jim

[Jimbuna]

actually met the twunt once

[Reece]

Meanwhile Aktungbby was seen trying

[Rockstar]

to escape from Reece’s fantasies

[Aktungbby]

as he was '-ee' not '-er':oops:

[Reece]

what a load of poop!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

Poop a dung bettle feast :yep:

[Reece]

what is a bettle Swanny? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Whoops missed a iccle e :D

[Jimbuna]

back to the spelling class

[Reece]

the nasty teacher caned him :o:wah:

[Jimbuna]

but he secretly enjoyed it

[blackswan40]

especially if a candy cane

[Jimbuna]

was thrust in his mouth

[Reece]

the teacher was very happy :D

[Jimbuna]

with the wig Reece wore

[Rockstar]

with his patent leather stilettos 👠

[Jimbuna]

and leopard skin clutch bag

[blackswan40]

Thats so 70's isn't it

[Aktungbby]

assuming you count that high

[blackswan40]

Do You have bead Frame

[Jimbuna]

probably still uses an abacus

[Rockstar]

and toes counting past ten

[Reece]

How about a date Swanny? :03:

[blackswan40]

if you wear leopardskin onesie

[Reece]

what will you wear darling? :hmmm::oops::rolleyes:

[Jimbuna]

he'll be in the buff

[Reece]

Jim was getting aroused so :oops:

[Jimbuna]

looking at Reece cured that

[Rockstar]

Dejected, Reece hugged his dolls

[Jimbuna]

especially the one called Chucky

[Reece]

Chucky attacked Rockstar injuring him! :k_confused:

[Reece]

after Rockstar kicked him in

[Jimbuna]

the butt then begged forgiveness

[Aktungbby]

craving absolution for evil intent

[Jimbuna]

and the failure to abstain

[Rockstar]

from all forms of filthiness

[Aktungbby]

vileness, and unverisimiltudenous percieved improbability:timeout:

[Rockstar]

Don’t forget superfluity of naughtiness

[Reece]

Rockstar had an evil grin

[Rockstar]

allow me to introduce myself

[Reece]

Aktungbby poked tongue saying "proceed" :o

[Flaxpants]

Rockstar claimed he was Batman

[Reece]

and Flaxpants was Robin!! :D Sorry!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

Actungbby the Riddler Reece Catwomen

[Jimbuna]

all decided to swap partners

[Tango589]

for something more useful like

[Jimbuna]

a packet of chewy sweets

[blackswan40]

Too many emulsifiers increase waistlines

[Reece]

that remark offended Jim, :k_confused: he

[blackswan40]

Gave swanny a back hander :oops:

[Jimbuna]

not on the holy day

[Rockstar]

rather kiss his hairy cheeks

[Jimbuna]

well, whatever takes your fancy

[Rockstar]

Ya, that was kinda kooky

[Reece]

Ya think?? :doh: not kooky, kinky!! :yep:

[Rockstar]

It’s just the usual jabberwocky

[Reece]

:har: Jim had a good laugh!! :yep:

[Rockstar]

Tarzan thought Jane could cook

[Reece]

until he tried jellied trotters

[Jimbuna]

on the top branch of

[Reece]

on the top branch of

a pepper tree that stank

[Flaxpants]

like an incontinent old woman

[blackswan40]

swannys been noseblind for years (washing his smalls n cheesyfeet socks)

[Jimbuna]

well so the story goes

[blackswan40]

Once upto a time in

[Jimbuna]

the mythical ages of delusion

[Reece]

Swanny actually tried dating Jim

[Jimbuna]

putting his wellbeing at risk

[Reece]

not to mention his groin!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

and a set of dentures

[Aktungbby]

and his meagre blue-pill supply

[Tango589]

But after several large whiskeys

[Jimbuna]

nobody actually cared any more

[blackswan40]

Until swanny wore is mackemsshirt :doh::timeout: :doh:

[Jimbuna]

to go to the circus

[blackswan40]

To Join the other Clowns

[Jimbuna]

wearing their Leeds United tops :)

[blackswan40]

Leeds Always true to form :yeah:

[Reece]

but poor Swanny was down :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

On his luck and destitute

[Reece]

Jim offered him a job

[blackswan40]

In the asylum laundry room

[Reece]

but used too much bleach!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

now there's a refreshing change

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys socks smell spring fresh :yep:

[Reece]

everything was white, the concentration

[Jimbuna]

camp still had some vacancies

[blackswan40]

For foot and mouth disease

[Jimbuna]

and those of questionable sanity

[Reece]

Swanny was admitted, warden Jim

[Jimbuna]

had a cunning scheme planned

[Reece]

give them sex toys and

[Flaxpants]

donuts. to keep them distracted

[Jimbuna]

Reece carried out the deed

[Reece]

Flaxpants supervised the operation until

[Jimbuna]

Reece started eyeing him up

[Aktungbby]

in a lascivious, unseemly fashion

[Jimbuna]

before slithering out the room

[Flaxpants]

and back under his rock

[Aktungbby]

hissin', rattlin', in serpentine fashion

[Reece]

no the serpentine belt's fine! :hmmm::yep:

[Jimbuna]

if you're that way inclined

[Reece]

my cars alternator died today!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

time for a jump start

[Rockstar]

try the little blue pill

[Aktungbby]

not if you're on plavix!:oops:

[Rockstar]

try a manual inflator instead

[Jimbuna]

I much prefer the red

[Rockstar]

Dwarf episodes and drinking beer

[Jimbuna]

always welcome with a curry

[Rockstar]

made by an extraterrestrial Australien

[Reece]

man that's really spaced out!! :D

[blackswan40]

Further north coal sack nebular (From Shotton Collierey to Bunaville :yep:)

[Reece]

a spaceship was launched to

[Aktungbby]

witness the nebula of Betelgeuse

[Reece]

but ran out of gas :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

when only half way there

[Rockstar]

disappointed, the crew abandoned ship

[Reece]

floating in the void, suddenly

[Rockstar]

realizing they forgot the oxygen

[Jimbuna]

a very costly mistake indeed

[Rockstar]

they called for a taxi

[Jimbuna]

to the nearest pet shop

[Rockstar]

that sells Norwegian Blue parrots

[Reece]

but thankfully was only dreaming!! :Kaleun_Sleep:

[Rockstar]

You were the one dreaming

[Reece]

about a nice new car!! :O:

[Flaxpants]

and a huge pair of

[Reece]

juicy meat balls for Rockstar

[Jimbuna]

Reece now missing a pair

[Reece]

because Jim grabbed them smiling

[Jimbuna]

"Time to feed the dogs"

[Reece]

Rockstar yelled out "Me First!!" :o

[Rockstar]

But I’m not a dog

[Jimbuna]

definitely guilty until proven innocent

[Aktungbby]

...unless "U aint Nuthin' butt" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHJ12Vhpyc

[Jimbuna]

some people are barking mad

[Aktungbby]

Particularly when seized at night:O::arrgh!: :shucks::oops::timeout::ping::ping::ping:

[Jimbuna]

especially during a full moon

[Aktungbby]

...and a FULL-BUCK-SUPERMOON at thathttps://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.N6eZNqADy9JlWCOujVSbOwHaF-?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

[Jimbuna]

looks like the death star

[Aktungbby]

RED giants suddenly not withstanding https://taylorsciencegeeks.weebly.com/uploads/5/9/2/0/59201005/792171983.gif

[Rockstar]

“not withstanding” is spelled notwithstanding

[Aktungbby]

Quoth our current Sailor RockSteve:haha:

[Rockstar]

need a priest I’m possessed :D

[Aktungbby]

I am yer heartfelt padre https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/030d956f-5789-4dd3-9d22-9531c61052d4/df4lbrb-66f77c58-a77f-44a7-8f5b-f9770c23b0c7.jpg/v1/fill/w_222,h_400,q_70,strp/mayan_priest_holding_heart_by_brightistdark_df4lbr b-400t.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ 9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYw ZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OT gyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7Imhl aWdodCI6Ijw9MjMwNSIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAzMGQ5NTZmLT U3ODktNGRkMy05ZDIyLTk1MzFjNjEwNTJkNFwvZGY0bGJyYi02 NmY3N2M1OC1hNzdmLTQ0YTctOGY1Yi1mOTc3MGMyM2IwYzcuan BnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNl cnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.HC5K-OMLB4D68cIRohuHlk6LPCrda_0dchRtbrt-cWU

[Rockstar]

I’ll sleep better knowing that

[Reece]

Time for the next shift!! :yep:

[Rockstar]

Depress the clutch pedal first

[Aktungbby]

not if 'floating' the gears:O::know:

[Rockstar]

that’s a 10-4 rubber duck

https://www.trucknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/05/85674-35333.jpg

[Reece]

Rockstar purchased a Peterbilt rig :yeah:

[Rockstar]

and smuggled premium Thai sticks

[Reece]

but got caught, constable Jim

[Jimbuna]

looked at last nights drivel

[Reece]

and felt quite ill, he

[Jimbuna]

wished he hadn't of bothered

[Reece]

Rockstar the main offender was

[Jimbuna]

not the only one mind

[Reece]

NO!! I fell in a