The Five Word Story Game

[STEED]

That's a bloody big python! :o

[mapuc]

With an evil laughter he

[Mr Quatro]

picked up ate it's head

[Reece]

then came after Jim hissing

[Jimbuna]

like a punctured white whale

[Reece]

then mapuc slipped on the

[Jimbuna]

banana skin Reece was eating

[Cyborg322]

whilst precariously balanced on ladders

[STEED]

Causing jim to wonder how

[Reece]

mapuc could possibly explain himself

[mapuc]

(mapuc could possibly explain himself )

why Reece is getting all

[Reece]

worried about mapuc's welfare, meanwhile

[mapuc]

at STEED's farm where everyone

[Reece]

was horse riding, Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

to ride STEED bare back

[AVGWarhawk]

quite the sight to see

[Jimbuna]

in some seedy drinking bar

[STEED]

mapuc DEMANDED a BIG KISS

[Mr Quatro]

Steed reminded mapuc no tongue

[mapuc]

through my ears while kissing

[Cyborg322]

Steeds hairy bottom it was

https://tenor.com/view/cul-gif-9704814

[Reece]

itchy so Cyborg322 scratched it :o

[STEED]

Better and offered his sexual....:o

[Reece]

advances to STEED, naturally STEED

[STEED]

Said no, causing Cyborg322 to.

[Reece]

Said no, causing Cyborg322 to
approach mapuc who surprisingly said "

[mapuc]

Sorry I'm married to Reece

[Reece]

Cyborg322 was fuming with jealousy

[Jimbuna]

before taking his own life

[mapuc]

to an another univers where

[STEED]

He had a affair with

[Reece]

a martian cave dweller, he

[Jimbuna]

would never walk the dog

[Reece]

they are 16' high there :o

[Jimbuna]

give or take an inch

[Reece]

suddenly a spaceship landed and

[Jimbuna]

the sky turned upside down

[Mr Quatro]

News seven has film @ 8

[mapuc]

Starring Mr. Trump as famous

[Reece]

overlord to his servant STEED

[STEED]

Build me a wall, Trump.

[Reece]

So he did, around STEED's

[Cyborg322]

back alley but bent crooked

[Reece]

like Jim's encrusted mind, mapuc

[Jimbuna]

knocked Reece out stone cold

[STEED]

For a second and smiled

[Jimbuna]

as the crowd cheered him

[STEED]

Reece threw money at the

[Jimbuna]

large hole in the wall

[STEED]

And made Trillions of Dollars














CHING CHING...$$$$$$$ :o :o

[Reece]

Jim cried like a girl. :yep:

[STEED]

Then put on his frilly..:o

[Reece]

knickers and danced for Reece :haha:

[STEED]

Cyborg322 took hundreds of pictures. :o

[mapuc]

posted them in General Topic

[Reece]

Jim was now a star!!

[STEED]

He felt like a million....

[Reece]

people were perving on him

[Jimbuna]

from a far distant planet

[Reece]

and they certainly were. . . Uranus!!

[Jimbuna]

was a hot tourist attraction

[Aktungbby]

FOR POTTING WHILE GETTING SNOOKERED:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

in a dead mans sock

[Reece]

Jim took a whiff and

[Jimbuna]

threw the sock at Reece

[Aktungbby]

thinking

IT WAS A BOOMERANG https://i.pinimg.com/474x/23/5e/0e/235e0ed4eda19adf23794538e7c9a92e--barn-swallow-knit-sock-pattern.jpg

[Jimbuna]

that couldn't count to five

[Reece]

WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A BOOMERANG
returning to Jim hitting him!! :o

[mapuc]

Furious like the lion, he

[Reece]

choked on the sock fumes :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Praise be to the Lord

[Reece]

Jim said, but now I'm

[Jimbuna]

the king of the swingers

[AVGWarhawk]

it was quite a dinger

[Jimbuna]

and a delight to witness

[Reece]

Chris's butt being kicked by

[Jimbuna]

a bunch of ripe bananas

[Reece]

Really ripe bent Brown ones

[Jimbuna]

the shape of a boomerang

[STEED]

Covered in green yellow goo

[Reece]

this made it very slippery :oops:

[Jimbuna]

for Reece to cling on

[Reece]

Whoops!! slipped out hitting STEED!! :o

[Jimbuna]

The whole crowd started laughing

[STEED]

At UKIP's dumb ass leader

[Reece]

At UKIP's dumb ass leader
as he got hit by

[Jimbuna]

STEED driving his Noddy mobile

[STEED]

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:



Jim said run him down...

[Jimbuna]

the back of the toilet

[STEED]

And flush him away to..

[Reece]

a huge stinking cesspool, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

the eye of the storm

[Eichhörnchen]

spat out the returning Tango

[STEED]

Who blew up a squirrel.

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen cried out for revenge :wah:

[mapuc]

He hired the 2-foot-tall

[Reece]

squirrel to attack UKIP's leader :yep:

[STEED]

Went straight for his nuts!

[Reece]

"CHOMP", he screamed in terror

[STEED]

Jim took pics to sell..

[Jimbuna]

down at the local asylum

[STEED]

Reece snapped them up for

[Jimbuna]

the price of a pint

[STEED]

Was so so so cheap

[Jimbuna]

you could have fooled me

[STEED]

Jim said that's a new..

[mapuc]

times are coming, beers will

[Eichhörnchen]

be reviewed on Subsim by

[STEED]

Reece and his fan club

[Reece]

classing them as pigswill, STEED

[Jimbuna]

was a weird old bugga

[STEED]

Taking after jim and Reece. :03:

[Jimbuna]

but only third in line

[Reece]

to the suave, sophisticated Trump

[Jimbuna]

Tower only the fittest survive

[STEED]

Jim said the tower or

[Jimbuna]

the dungeon be your choice

[Reece]

STEED chose the gloomy dungeon :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

with the fur lined strapons

[STEED]

Looking for a quick bonk

[Reece]

he stared at the guard :o

[Tango589]

who gave him a look

[Eichhörnchen]

that said "Take me

[Reece]

their passions ran wild and

[Jimbuna]

the earth started to shake

[STEED]

She was sexy, reece wanted....

[Reece]

to see Jim's choice, naturally

[Tango589]

a roast dinner and golden unicycle

[STEED]

Then Trump came in saying..

[Jimbuna]

this is obviously fake news

[Reece]

, the unicycle is Chinese made!! :doh:

[STEED]

I will build a wall

[Jimbuna]

around the back of beyond

[Reece]

to hide STEED's outhouse, however

http://www.texasescapes.com/CentralTexasTownsSouth/RockneTexas/RockneTXOuthouse709WmBeauchamp.jpg

[mapuc]

it was a disguised spaceship

[STEED]

Jim confessed I am Santa! :o

[Reece]

and stole his spaceship, STEED

[mapuc]

toke his little tricycles and

[STEED]

Said free beer jim, and...

[mapuc]

Reece started a bar fight

[Reece]

and kicked Jim's ass, mapuc

[Jimbuna]

stood and watched wetting himself

[Reece]

he donned a nappy and

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WCoPH1QyKQc/hqdefault.jpg

[STEED]

And strutt his stuff smiling.

[Jimbuna]

like a new born orangutan

[Reece]

like a new born orangutan
swinging from tree to tree

[Jimbuna]

realizing the likeness with Reece

[Reece]

was nothing compared to Jim.

[STEED]

Strutting in the bath tub.:o

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Reece]

Theresa May decided that STEED

[STEED]

Should have a nice beer. :)

[Jimbuna]

and a nutty slack sandwich

[Reece]

that was green with mold!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[mapuc]

Once again Reece vomited by

[Reece]

Jim's front door, this angered

[Jimbuna]

the last of the Mohicans

[Reece]

who cursed Jim's house, Jim

[Jimbuna]

couldn't give a rats clacker

[Reece]

Until his house fell down

[Jimbuna]

the long and winding road

[Reece]

where it finally ended up

[Jimbuna]

by the rivers of Babylon

[Reece]

Meanwhile at STEED's ranch, Tonto

[Jimbuna]

took a long hard ride

[Reece]

and got a blistered ass!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

much worse was to come

[Reece]

he got thrown and landed

[mapuc]

on Trumps newly combed hairstyle.

[Reece]

Trump was very angry, he

[mapuc]

demanded a wall around his

[Reece]

hairpiece made of steel mesh

[STEED]

Reece said...lets do this. :o

[mapuc]

and dance jitterbug before we

[STEED]

Dive into Jim's mega bathtub. :o

[Jimbuna]

and drown a slow death

[STEED]

Reece's ghost spooked Jim good. :o

[Jimbuna]

but eventually felt let down

[Reece]

when bubbles appeared and . . . PHEW!!! :oops:

[STEED]

Trump said...STOP THAT FILTH!

[Jimbuna]

only my lover STEED permitted

[STEED]

Jim to say to Reece..

[Jimbuna]

STEED is the ultimate stalker

[mapuc]

A real genuin beanstalk, who

[Reece]

lets rip on the run!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Time to turn the page

[STEED]

In the end the world...

[Reece]

will stink of decomposing bodies :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

of those who are defeated

[Reece]

by the great STEED who

[Jimbuna]

lived next door to Alice

[STEED]

Who cut jim's hair for

[Jimbuna]

a small bottle of beer

[Reece]

now Jim was bald, STEED

[Jimbuna]

had sufficient for his wig

[Reece]

that was curly and red

[Jimbuna]

as a broken bloody nose

[Reece]

"Knock, Knock, Knock", (door opens)

[Jimbuna]

and a little old lady

[STEED]

Said..Hi Reece nooky time. :o

[Jimbuna]

for you and your STEED

[Reece]

Jim joined in the frolic :yep::oops:

[STEED]

And was very very rude!!!! :o :o :o :o

[Reece]

and received a good spanking :yep:

[mapuc]

This is what I like

[STEED]

Jim wanted lots more and....

[Reece]

so mapuc whipped him sorely :oops::D

[STEED]

Mapus had to by a.....

[Jimbuna]

book explaing incomprehensible STEED posts

[mapuc]

he was scratching his head

[Reece]

and decided STEED was very

[Jimbuna]

mentally imbalanced and needed help

[Reece]

Jim came to his aid

[STEED]

Gave STEED a massive kiss! :o

[Jimbuna]

then threw him to wolves

[mapuc]

who also kissed STEED, despite

[STEED]

Jim's plan to make Reece..

[mapuc]

a good looking drag queen

[Reece]

Jim succeeded and kissed Reece

[mapuc]

STEED got jealous, revenge was

[STEED]

mapus to kiss him to...

[Mr Quatro]

mapus to kiss him to...

Men don't kiss men do u

[Reece]

obviously they do!! Yucky Poo!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

best if you ask STEED

[STEED]

To tell you all its..

[Reece]

disgusting ins and outs,:oops: however

[Jimbuna]

the truth is out there

[STEED]

And Reece opened the X.....

[Jimbuna]

Y Z of all worms

[Reece]

and threw them at Jim. :O:

[Mr Quatro]

in his cage at zoo

[Reece]

he beat his chest and

[Jimbuna]

fell off his bar stool

[Reece]

STEED came to his aid

[Jimbuna]

only to pick his pockets

[Reece]

only to pick his pockets

Now Jim was fuming mad!! :Kaleun_Mad:

[STEED]

And kissed Mrs. Tump in..

[Jimbuna]

the most passionate way possible

[Mr Quatro]

the most passionate way possible

then Steed asked dumb question

[Jimbuna]

to maintain a level consistency

[STEED]

Is the world groovy baby?

[Jimbuna]

asked the local village idiot

[STEED]

Jezzer, I am your hope!

[Mr Quatro]

Jezzer, I am your hope!

after your taxes get paid

[Reece]

Meanwhile STEED dropped a beauty

[Jimbuna]

down his pink Bermuda shorts

[STEED]

Bought from jim's naughty shop. :)

[Jimbuna]

Success demands singleness of purpose

[Mr Quatro]

multiple personalities make more mistakes :yep:

[Reece]

. . . cried Jim, offending STEED profusely