The Five Word Story Game

[Mr Quatro]

'Idiot'? Left uncorrected equals forgiveness :oops:

[Aktungbby]

JUST LIKE TURNING ANOTHER CHEEK:O::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Reece slapped it with a grin!! :yep::up::salute::yeah::O:

[Jimbuna]

then kicked it very hard

[Reece]

Mr Quatro started to sob but

[Jimbuna]

insisted on having a turn

[Mr Quatro]

to tell his mystical story :yep:

[Aktungbby]

OF BEING A 'CHEEKY SOD'

[Mr Quatro]

In village far far away

[Aktungbby]

on the isle of Ni'ihau

[Mr Quatro]

also known as Forbidden Island

[mapuc]

where all the subsim members

[Mr Quatro]

bow down to King Steed :arrgh!:

[STEED]

Kissing my smelly stinky feet. :o

[Aktungbby]

AND KAUA'I TEARS OF JOY:Kaleun_Crying:

[STEED]

Erupted all over the planet.

[Cyborg322]

in a Galaxy far far

[STEED]

Away, Emperor jimbo strutted around..

[Aktungbby]

in his moosehide MINNETONKA moccasins

[Reece]

without any clothing, STEED decided

[Mr Quatro]

broadcast on pay per view :o

[Reece]

he went broke!! :oops: Later he

[Mr Quatro]

doubled down bought a satellite :yep:

[Reece]

that lost orbit and headed

[STEED]

Straight towards parliament, reece laughed.

[Jimbuna]

wishing he wasn't a convict

[Reece]

like Jim, Reece was pardoned. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

then sent to down under

[Mr Quatro]

where Steed mated with Kangaroo's :o

[Jimbuna]

whom Reece had previously exhausted

[Aktungbby]

IN BOUTS OF LIBIDINOUS 'ROOING

[SmokingHeadStudio]

British ship really reached home :)

[Jimbuna]

port before her bed time

[Mr Quatro]

Dropped anchor no anchor chain :o

[Jimbuna]

but rather an elastic band

[STEED]

Spranging steptoe in the face.

[mapuc]

Which made him more popular

[Mr Quatro]

blaming climate change on Reece :Kaleun_Cheers:

[STEED]

And his big pint of

[Reece]

urine save for Mr Quatro's garden

[Mr Quatro]

You mean his flower garden

[Reece]

STEED complained he wanted it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

STEED is always wanting it

[Mr Quatro]

to look like an accident :yep:

[Jimbuna]

occured in his stinky underpants

[Reece]

blowflies were buzzing around

[Mr Quatro]

and Steed's dingle berry's too

[Reece]

the smell was getting bad

[Jimbuna]

a plague was also forecast

[STEED]

Jim caught Welsh duck flu.

[Jimbuna]

and STEED was swiftly quarantined

[STEED]

In the pub with reece. :up:

[Reece]

known as the "stinky boys"

[STEED]

Jim's welsh duck flu mutated!

[Jimbuna]

into the STEED Appreciation Society

[STEED]

STEED became very rich....vote. :D

[Mr Quatro]

passing the plate for Steed :up:

[Jimbuna]

with plentiful slices of spam

[Mr Quatro]

with American cheese on top :yep:

[Reece]

He won first prize, Jim

[Jimbuna]

didn't expect any other outcome

[Mr Quatro]

before Steed's pants fell down :o

[mapuc]

This made every woman fainting

[Jimbuna]

with every dog on the block

[Mr Quatro]

barking and growling their approval :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the pink miniature sausage

[Mr Quatro]

:hmmm::haha::haha::haha::up:

[STEED]

Jim had stashed in his...

[Jimbuna]

:hmmm::haha::haha::haha::up:

:haha::haha::haha::haha::03:

[Mr Quatro]

Steed says was in pocket :O:

[Jimbuna]

fitting inside a billiards pocket

[STEED]

Jim kissed it, reece smiled.

[Jimbuna]

Pretty much just the usual

[STEED]

Smut which Mr Quatro loved.

[Jimbuna]

to tell his mates about

[STEED]

In his local bland newspaper's.

[mapuc]

which is mostly used as

[Mr Quatro]

kitty litter box/fish wrap :yep:

[Reece]

Jim kissed it, reece smiled.

Jim's lips burst with sores :o

[Mr Quatro]

Coming to that conclusion hurts :yep:

[Jimbuna]

even those of mental instability

[Reece]

please don't blame yourself Jim! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

on the contrary, I blame

[Reece]

Mr Quatro for his dirty mind :o

[Jimbuna]

and wicked sense of humour

[Mr Quatro]

His devious internal plan to

[Jimbuna]

molest a cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

was foiled by STEED who

[Jimbuna]

had purchased the entire stock

[Reece]

the mind boggle why, maybe

[Jimbuna]

there is life after death

[Aktungbby]

with 72 virgin cabbage-patch dolls!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

Strange report holes in mouth :yep:

[mapuc]

the only thing he got

[STEED]

Was the real thing woohoo. :yep:

[mapuc]

(Was the real thing woohoo :yep:)

Reece and Mr Quatro was envy

[Mr Quatro]

Excuse me! Reece is cloned. :yep:

[Reece]

now kiss the little dolly!! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

and hope nobody is watching

[Reece]

mapuc couldn't resist a kiss!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/give-me-a-kiss.gif (http://www.sherv.net/give.kiss-emoticon-837.html)

[STEED]

Dolly said......KISS ME BIGBOY. :o

[Jimbuna]

Looks like another industrious day

[Reece]

great news for the dolls :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but not for the cabbages

[Reece]

cooking cabbage smells, mmmm, yummy!!http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

but for those non vegetarian

[Mr Quatro]

Double cheeseburger with bacon dolls :yep:

[STEED]

Jim passed on that one.

[mapuc]

he was heading towards to

[Mr Quatro]

Ate mine plus French fries

[Jimbuna]

and a hot curry sauce

[Reece]

then a hot chilli dog! :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

and an ice cool cat

[Reece]

smothered with lashings of mustard. :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

always French and never English

[Aktungbby]

indeed! Spendid Dijon grey poupon:yeah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOCOm9Z0YE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOCOm9Z0YE)

[Mr Quatro]

Jalapeno mustard up Reece's butt :yep:

[mapuc]

Known as Reece the flamethrower

[STEED]

Burt down No.10, JIm laughed. :haha:

[Reece]

before being burnt to cinders!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

it ain't half hot mum

[STEED]

Wearing a erotic sexy number...:yep:

[Jimbuna]

nine on the back of

[STEED]

UKIP conference demanded total power..

[Jimbuna]

over all the garden elves

[Reece]

these were dirty minded elves :yep:

[Jimbuna]

those not to be associated

[Reece]

with garden gnomes, STEED tried

[STEED]

To ban them but UKIP

[Jimbuna]

owned STEEDS cave dwelling abode

[STEED]

STEED blew up UKIP, Reece....

[Jimbuna]

gave STEED a good hiding

[Mr Quatro]

Means Steed got a spanking???

[Jimbuna]

of the most sensitive kind

[Mr Quatro]

Is using a cane legal?

[Jimbuna]

only in the lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

Electric cattle prod might work :yep:

[STEED]

Jim said spank me now.

[Mr Quatro]

Does Jim wear nipple pinchers?

[Aktungbby]

NOT WHEN FEEDING ROMULUS AND REMUS:arrgh!: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg/350px-She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg)

[Reece]

Jim smiled whilst being spanked!! :o

[Aktungbby]

RECALLING HIS BUGGERY AND LASH DAYS

[Reece]

the smile turning into a

[Mr Quatro]

nightmare frown to avoid questions :hmmm:

[Reece]

about his seedy past, however

[Mr Quatro]

Jim is sound asleep, right?

[Reece]

He knows all, suddenly Jim

[STEED]

Slipped on his red nightdress

[Reece]

bruising his buttocks causing him

[Jimbuna]

not so much as a

[Reece]

minutes sleep, his butt hurt

[Jimbuna]

Reece being the butt expert

[Aktungbby]

HIMSELF BEING A CHEEKY SOD

[Mr Quatro]

Rule #1 "No whimpering allowed" :arrgh!:

[STEED]

As jim flashed his third....

[Aktungbby]

allseeing blood red middle eyeball

[Mr Quatro]

Jim never recovered from ridicule :o

[STEED]

Until he voted for labour. :o

[mapuc]

Which was the only vote

[STEED]

He cast result labour won! :o

[mapuc]

the British people was overwhelming

[Reece]

Jim was so excited he

[STEED]

He rejoined labour happy again.

[Jimbuna]

What a load of diatribe

[STEED]

Jim said kicking the nutters....

[Jimbuna]

whilst receiving a further complaint

[STEED]

From reece about his beer.

[Jimbuna]

pretty close but no cigar

[Mr Quatro]

Liquorice is better for you :yep:

[Reece]

especially your bowel movements!! :yep: Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

Food n'one end/out other :yep:

[Jimbuna]

side of a twisted imagination

[STEED]

Where the heck this going. :doh:

[mapuc]

mapuc wondered as he scratch

[STEED]

That itch and pondered many..

[Reece]

other wondrous and wise sayings :D

[Aktungbby]

he cast before us swine:haha:

[Mr Quatro]

Flu without hope of recovery :o

[Reece]

we all broke out in

[Mr Quatro]

bacon bumps on our backsides :hmmm:

[Reece]

Aktungbby peeled them off and

[Aktungbby]

tossed a porcine/spinich salad

[Reece]

then tucked in - Mmmm yummy!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

more food in my tummy

[STEED]

And everyone was happy, why?

[Jimbuna]

they thought you were working

[Mr Quatro]

for your retirement garbage collector :yep:

[Jimbuna]

living in the garden shed

[STEED]

Reece bought for his project. :hmmm:

[Reece]

Guess what it was guys!! :hmmm:

[STEED]

Monty Python come back special? :hmmm:

[Reece]

Not even close, try again! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not another gender realignment operation

[Reece]

Yes!! everything is functions properly! :up:

[Mr Quatro]

Why call you baby duck?

[Reece]

because I quack too much! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Everyone give Reece a cookie :up:

[Reece]

Thanks to you all, especially

[Jimbuna]

the genie in the lamp

[Reece]

STEED rubbed the wrong way

[STEED]

Reece popped out say...."Ducky" :o

[Reece]

taking Jim by surprise, he

[STEED]

Slipped jim into a duck....

[Jimbuna]

pond then ran like hell

[STEED]

Has jim had his U-Boat....

[Mr Quatro]

deck gun feathers would fly :o

[Reece]

What!! please speak English Mr Quatro! :yep:

[STEED]

Translation...rub a dub dub...:o :o

[Jimbuna]

Plenty of time to translate

[Mr Quatro]

Trump asked to investigate Reece :hmmm:

[mapuc]

lots of dirt was found

[Jimbuna]

in his torn satin panties

[Reece]

that had a matching smell. :dead:

[Mr Quatro]

Called scratch and sniff poo :o

[Reece]

Jim washed them for me. :yep::yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

Slight beer smell included free :yep:

[Reece]

this made Jim very hungry

[Jimbuna]

so he ate a curry

[Reece]

whilst Mr Quatro ate the panties!! :oops::yep:

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[Jimbuna]

leaving Reece in a pickle

[STEED]

In what to post next.

[Reece]

Lucky STEED offered his help. :yep:

[STEED]

Taking all my cloths off. :har:

[Jimbuna]

quick get the eye bleach

[STEED]

Reece whipped off his cloths. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

rather that than his clothes

[Reece]

whoops, urgent, need to go :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the boss wife calling eh?

[Mr Quatro]

Yelling, "You love them more" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

pack your bags and leave

[STEED]

So jim left us behind.

[Mr Quatro]

with old railroad crossing warning :o

[Reece]

He cried to Mr Quatro but

[Mr Quatro]

train whistle drowned him out

[Reece]

the train got closer, then . . .

[Jimbuna]

a choir of angels appeared

[Reece]

to watch the show . . . SPLAT!! :o

[Jimbuna]

one forgot how to levitate

[STEED]

Who cares, many many years.....

[Mr Quatro]

ago Reece met fairy Prince :yep:

[mapuc]

who gave him three wishes

[STEED]

His first wish was for....

[mapuc]

his best friend STEED, he

[STEED]

Wanted naked pics of....granted. :har:

[mapuc]

(whispering)It was Primeminister...Boris

[Reece]

Wearing a pink tutu, he

[Mr Quatro]

bought from Steed 2sizes 2small :o

[Aktungbby]

which was too too much

[STEED]

For jim who planned the....

[Mr Quatro]

surprise party for subsim members :up: