The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

"this evil house is haunted" :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

"by a madman called Reece"

[blackswan40]

Reece not mad just misunderstood :yep::D:yep:

[Reece]

by millions apparently, hey what?? :o:doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

stop reading Aktungs psychobabble book :doh::rotfl2::o

[Reece]

stop reading Aktungs psychobabble book :doh::rotfl2::o
I had myself worried Swanny!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

We will never get out (of Buna's Looney Bin!)

[Reece]

we're all doomed to die!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

a slow and painful death

[Aktungbby]

descending to Aktung's psychobabble Hades! https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000

[Jimbuna]

a fate worse than death

[Aktungbby]

or fête of bad-breath'd necromancers:Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

trying to resurrect the dead

[Aktungbby]

"There's no Try: only DOODOO!" https://res.cloudinary.com/twenty20/private_images/t_watermark-criss-cross-10/v1511832919000/photosp/ig-524231342899298118_37867270/stock-photo-abstract-scary-zombie-yoda-starwars-iphonephoto-iphonephotography-ig-524231342899298118_37867270.jpg

[Jimbuna]

We should be so lucky

[Reece]

Jim woke!! Twas only dreaming!! :Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Yawn:

[Jimbuna]

but the reality was worrying

[Aktungbby]

of eclectic Android-tablet sheep:O:

[Jimbuna]

grazing on some pastures new

[Reece]

but Reece shot them all :up:

[Aktungbby]

rams, lambs, ewes, oh my!

[Reece]

Yes I was very hungry!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...thus ruminating upon ruminant mastication?:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Aktungbby joined the feast, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was happy with his curry

[Reece]

after adding some hot chili

[blackswan40]

Buna's got the plumber speeddail :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as well as the electrician

[blackswan40]

Who was colour blind and

[Reece]

rewired Jim's house, twas shocking!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

what was about to happen

[Reece]

the appliances all glowed red

[blackswan40]

the fuses blew then darkness

[Reece]

the backup generator cut in

[Jimbuna]

and the electrician ran out

[blackswan40]

omhs in the watts overflow :timeout::ping::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

was a high voltage affair

[Reece]

the power station melted down

[Jimbuna]

leaving a softly glowing puddle

[Reece]

We all (Jim, Swanny and Reece) took a holiday

[Jimbuna]

to the Bay of Pigs

[blackswan40]

hotel had no roof and

[Jimbuna]

a seriously soiled toilet seat

[Aktungbby]

with a fawlty 'spritz' bidet

[Reece]

the prices were right though!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

reece swanny star gazing inbed:D:oops::D

[Reece]

suddenly Swanny's hand groped for

[blackswan40]

the tv remote but grabbed

[Reece]

a blue pill by mistake :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

it was Reece's lucky day

[Reece]

it was Reece's lucky day
because Aktungbby whisked Swanny away :yep::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

on his blue flying carpet

[Reece]

Swanny screamed for help but

[Jimbuna]

everyone threw a deaf one

[blackswan40]

swanny was airsick and puked

[Jimbuna]

all over a sleeping Reece

[Reece]

who then puked on Jim!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

but only in his dreams

[Reece]

wow!! my dream came true !! :yeah:

[blackswan40]

buna woke with stinky pillow :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and the blonde next door

[blackswan40]

also known as miss piggy

[Aktungbby]

renowned for BBQ'd pork chops

[Jimbuna]

and the occasional spare rib

[Aktungbby]

donated painfully from my side:doh:

[Jimbuna]

by a blind and crippled

[blackswan40]

footballer whos in the clink (for kicking a morris dancer repeatedly)

[Reece]

Aktungbby, aka Adam decided to :D

[Aktungbby]

munch tree of knowledge apples

[Reece]

a lightning bolt struck Aktungbby !!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

fusing his metal dentures together

[Reece]

after prying them apart he

[Aktungbby]

got pie in the sky

[blackswan40]

and man fond with swanny

[Reece]

and man fond with swanny
I'll let someone else respond!! :o:doh::oops::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

swanny thoroughly enjoyed the experience

[Aktungbby]

poor Aktung's back was broke

[blackswan40]

not to mention Grazed knees :D:yep::D

[Jimbuna]

and a blocked exhaust pipe

[Aktungbby]

from his dog day afternoon:wah:

[Reece]

KAPOW!! his exhaust was cleared!! :doh::oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

people hurriedly fled the scene

[Reece]

a stampede soon developed, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was leader of the pack

[Reece]

He cranked over his Harley

[Aktungbby]

trike for fat old guys https://storage.googleapis.com/wzukusers/user-33181974/images/5ae7596627ce5P7qQxl2/353.80.dan-pa-roadsmith-vtx1800-trike.20160802040014.20170329033127.jpg

[Jimbuna]

that Aktung treasured so much

[Aktungbby]

Mostly 'cause gravity's my enemy:yep::know::oops:

[Jimbuna]

not to mention the bogeyman

[blackswan40]

that hides under aktungs bed

[Jimbuna]

looking up his pyjama legs

[Reece]

dirty old bogeyman!! Aktungbby blushed

[Jimbuna]

when caught spying on tadpoles

[Aktungbby]

flagellating to eternal blissful lillypads

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

at the local lunatic asylum
where Aktungbby escaped, later recaptured :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and put straight into solitary

[Reece]

he screamed for justice but

[Jimbuna]

they fell on deaf ears

[Reece]

started digging with a spoon

[Jimbuna]

hoping to strike it lucky

[blackswan40]

burst hot water pipe instead

[Aktungbby]

getting a bath at last!:yeah:

[blackswan40]

hot sticky mud lessens wrinkles :yep:

[Aktungbby]

below equator; east of sun:D

[blackswan40]

Buna's favorite pub the stripeycow

[Reece]

sunk in a pile of

[Jimbuna]

rubble down the east end

[Reece]

Jim sat sniffing the pile :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

before choosing the correct one

[Reece]

Aktungbby scooped up the pile

[Aktungbby]

by summoning a nearby poop-patrol https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/san-francisco-poop-patrol-problem.jpg?w=800&quality=85

[Jimbuna]

to clean up his dentures

[Reece]

that fell into the pile!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

but had often seen worse:O:

[Reece]

after picking his teeth clean

[Jimbuna]

he began chewing his toenails

[Aktungbby]

constituting his daily aerobic workout:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

The time has now come

[Aktungbby]

to discuss finepoints of podiatry:03:

[Jimbuna]

making people toe the line

[Aktungbby]

even down at heels lowlife

[Jimbuna]

running equally with the pondlife

[Aktungbby]

arising from miasmic black lagoons

[blackswan40]

swanny rehearsing swanlake in speedos :D

[Reece]

swanny rehearsing swanlake in speedos :D
at the local lunatic asylum (Jim's advise)

[Jimbuna]

where he enjoyed permanent residency

[Reece]

he escaped with Aktungbby's help

[blackswan40]

but he missed Buna's blackeyedpeas :D

[Reece]

so he gave himself up :doh::dead:

[Jimbuna]

at the local mental asylum

[blackswan40]

was given electric shock treatment

[Jimbuna]

which eventually lit him up

[Aktungbby]

harmonizing his Netzach and Hod:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

would be an impossible task

[Reece]

Jim shrugged his shoulders saying "

[Jimbuna]

time for another dark rum

[blackswan40]

after several glasses later Buna (did is Carmen Miranda impression at the local Karaoke Bar)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5lwWRBOf5I

[Aktungbby]

as cúcarachas nibbled his toes

[Reece]

oh what wonderful singing, I

[Jimbuna]

think you are a madman

[Reece]

Aktungbby took offense and kicked

[blackswan40]

swung fence at buna missed (and hit poor swanny in the kisser ouch :eek:)

[Jimbuna]

someone above me can't count

[Reece]

editing it makes it legal :doh:

[blackswan40]

judge Reece of the Bar (the gin sling bar that is :yep:)

[Reece]

sentenced Jim to hard labor :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in an illegal beer festival

[Aktungbby]

good for what ales you!??:o:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

that is a sobering thought

[Aktungbby]

Even when Hamming it up:O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby sentenced for peddling beer!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

that is not Minnesota Nice:Kaleun_Mad:

[Reece]

Jim broke Aktungbby out but

[blackswan40]

charged with lucozading and abetting :yep:

[Reece]

charged with lucozading and abetting :yep:
was thrown in the dungeon!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

with all the other nutters

[Aktungbby]

awaiting customary buggery and lashings:arrgh!:

[blackswan40]

being stretched on the rack

[Jimbuna]

like a leg of pork

[Aktungbby]

slightly lengthened...'cause size matters!??:doh:

[Jimbuna]

actress said to the Bishop

[Aktungbby]

becoming cozier with his crozier:yeah:

[blackswan40]

bought secondhand in sheperds bush

[Jimbuna]

from a local charity shop

[Jeff-Groves]

disguising a stolen Prosthetic Clinic

[blackswan40]

pull the other leg Jeff

[Jeff-Groves]

Said as he hopped away

[Reece]

clouting Swanny with his crutch!! :D

[Jeff-Groves]

Swanny stunned, saw a UFO

[Reece]

Swanny stunned, saw a UFO

alien with big pulsating head :oops::yeah:

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-96VdeXcpQmY/V5n2nw77euI/AAAAAAABKOY/B6mfTpDI4XUB0zTeI9dcR5sQCYTqgfFjQCEw/s1600/pointy4.jpg

[Jimbuna]

making him a Reece lookalike

[Reece]

Jim stroked the pulsating head! :D

[Jimbuna]

before kicking it very forcefully

[Aktungbby]

shouting "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL" as it flew

[Jimbuna]

down a nearby sewage pipe

[Reece]

That alien stinks!! shouted Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

go fetch my elephant gun

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's .375-H&H Browning was convenient

[Jimbuna]

but fresh out of bullets

[Aktungbby]

Good gunbearers always have reserves:shucks: https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10818

[Jimbuna]

they can fall back on

[Reece]

The alien beamed Aktungbby up

[Aktungbby]

to discuss his monthly report:shifty:

[Reece]

He stunned Jim with his

[Aktungbby]

metaphysical comprehension of space-time

[blackswan40]

swannys blownaway with abstract concepts

[Jimbuna]

some people are easily pleased

[Aktungbby]

exactly what aliens count on:03:

[blackswan40]

swanny's a Yorkshireman in Northeast (but counting isn't swannys strong point)

[Jeff-Groves]

down upon the Swanny River

[blackswan40]

swimming against the tidal currents

[Jeff-Groves]

while Mark Twain was beating

[Reece]

Jeff's backside with long cane!! :o

[blackswan40]

vaseline not just for sores (for chaps as well :yep::D:yep:)

[Reece]

great lube for things like . . . :roll:

[blackswan40]

swannys got a large jar :D (to lube the runner rails on his 3d printer)

[Jimbuna]

he keeps in his bedroom

[Reece]

goes through a jar weekly :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

some weeks through even more

[Reece]

some weeks through even more

Swanny's wife found his stash :o

[blackswan40]

and realy greased swannys wallet

[Reece]

all his money slid out :wah:

[Jimbuna]

and went down the pan

[Reece]

Jim laughed so hard he

[Jimbuna]

ended up swallowing his dentures

[blackswan40]

swanny foundem in is gravy(when Buna coughed them up at the dinning table)

[Jimbuna]

lying in wait to chomp

[Reece]

the chunky bits puked up

[nikimcbee]

Avocado o plomo? Reece chose

[Reece]

to run away leaving niki

[Jimbuna]

with egg on his face

[Aktungbby]

'cause the yolk's on him

[Jimbuna]

well, stop eggin him on

[Reece]

Aktungbby dropped an eggy stinker :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

in front of the Pope

[Reece]

Pope: bless you my son!! :D

[Jimbuna]

you are a serial sinner

[Reece]

Aktungbby: Call it a weakness!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

one there's no cure for

[Aktungbby]

you are a serial sinner

Aktungbby: Call it a weakness!! :yep:

one there's no cure foreating Rice Crispies in Hell's fires!:oops::nope::dead:

[Reece]

would you like some salt? :yep: (btw, you used 6 words - punishment warranted!)

[Aktungbby]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlEGS0BL_tJ09cxj_BUeoiV6xmAha PGtA6keMyia2YgGRY0kLoibuJPK7uTvPTXLX2wmrNtrZERxg&usqp=CAc Names are one word methought??!!

[Reece]

you wrote Rice as one word and Crispies instead of Rice Krispies

Never mind you are forgiven!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

send him to the asylum

[blackswan40]

swanny needs a cell mate

[Jimbuna]

and soap on a rope

[Aktungbby]

for playing"drop the soap"!:()1:

[Reece]

poor Swanny shrieked when Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

let slip the dog o'war:smug:

[Reece]

the atmosphere was tense until

[Jimbuna]

the bar of soap appeared

[blackswan40]

swanny pulled out is loofha

[Aktungbby]

Aktung, his lid and hookah:|\\

[Reece]

Swanny fell to his knees :o

[Aktungbby]

in rapturous pretokian cannabial delight https://us.123rf.com/450wm/yuriwo/yuriwo1808/yuriwo180800022/112390271-rotting-zombie-crawling-on-all-fours.jpg?ver=6

[Reece]

even the butchers rejected him!! :wah:

[Aktungbby]

as toadying sycophants are wont

[Reece]

meanwhile Jim chewed his cud

[Aktungbby]

ruminating on what to post

[Jimbuna]

in this absolutely pointless thread

[Aktungbby]

where four tines means 'well-forked'

[Jeff-Groves]

but the Brunost is excellent

[Reece]

Oh no!! I'm gonna puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

Swanny got the cleaning trolley

[Reece]

Swanny got the cleaning trolley
and mopped up the mess!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

It was now time to

[Aktungbby]

commingle aßetts; mixing healing elixers:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's pandemic-lockdown refuge of choice!!https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408http://www.subsim.com/404n.jpg