The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

the crowd went wild, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was now a quivering wreck

[Reece]

Jim cried out "Finish Him"

[Jimbuna]

and the rest is history

[Aktungbby]

Which Aktung had majored in

[Texas Red]

What an awesome major! Uboats

[Jimbuna]

were never going to win

[Reece]

Aktung broke down and cried!! :wah:

[Texas Red]

He went back to playing

[Reece]

tiddlywinks with his mate Swanny

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's adeptsquidgers attained victory,:yeah:

[Reece]

El Whacko was fed up so

[Jimbuna]

he threw a hissy fit

[Reece]

and punched Aktungs nose!! Jim

[Jimbuna]

thought this was most entertaining

[Reece]

so he tried it himself

[Jimbuna]

on the idiot next door

[Reece]

who was actually Jim's boss :o

[Jimbuna]

the count of monte cristo

[Aktungbby]

who baked with mountains o'Crisco:shucks:

[Texas Red]

was quickly fired and sent

[Jimbuna]

back to the lunatic asylum

[Texas Red]

And that was the end

[blackswan40]

until the next episode and

[Reece]

the ground rumbled and shook :o

[Jimbuna]

as a heard of elephants

[Reece]

stampeded through Swanny's house, it

[blackswan40]

swanny wanted catflap for twinky :doh::timeout::doh:

[Reece]

are you on drugs Swanny? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

yes the elephants were pink :D

[Jimbuna]

and all had five legs

[Reece]

thank goodness they're not dogs!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Mary had a little lamb

[Reece]

and a big fat porker

[Jimbuna]

lived at next doors farm

[Reece]

lived at next doors farm
near Swanny's place, he tried

[Jimbuna]

to catch it every morning

[blackswan40]

the alarm didnt ring so

[Reece]

the fat porker ran away!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

and built a straw house

[Reece]

where he and Swanny lived! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

on a rent free basis

[Reece]

they were happy until Jim

[Jimbuna]

closed down the lunatic asylum

[Texas Red]

Took their pig farm and

[Jimbuna]

sold it to the zoo

[Reece]

lets not talk dirty Aktung!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

only way he knows unfortunately

[Aktungbby]

lets not talk dirty Aktung!! :oops::yep:

only way he knows unfortunatelymy fructuous fruitions are fruitful!:hmph: https://tupelohoneycafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/shutterstock_629442701-768x509.jpg

[Reece]

excuse me while I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

thus deriving: in vomitus veritas:O:

[blackswan40]

Swanny ordered one with fries

[Reece]

then threw up over Aktungbby!! :o

[Jimbuna]

Some lessons are never learned

[Texas Red]

So he had to go

[Jimbuna]

back to the dizzy school

[blackswan40]

became headboy of the plastercinegang

[Aktungbby]

Whilst suckin' down a gazoz!:Kaleun_Cheers: https://media.fromthegrapevine.com/assets/images/2017/4/Gazoz_1.jpg.824x0_q71_crop-scale.jpg https://www.fromthegrapevine.com/israeli-kitchen/whats-gazoz-soda-so-much-more

[Jimbuna]

through a pink plastic straw

[Reece]

with poised pinkies looking like

[Aktungbby]

goo goo eyed gazoz guzzlers

[Reece]

a man kneed Aktungbby's groin :doh:

[Jimbuna]

for the fun of it

[Reece]

Aktungbby bent doubled and puked!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

on swannys caeser salad and

[Reece]

on swannys caeser salad and

then Swanny called the police (Jim) :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because caeser was certainly unimpressed

[Aktungbby]

but bewaring the March Ides:O:

[Jimbuna]

coming much earlier in February

[Reece]

. Meanwhile Jim took a sabbatical :yep:

[Aktungbby]

wearing wooden sabots in Cal.:yeah:

[Reece]

he clomped down some stairs

[Texas Red]

after playing SH4 for 3

[Reece]

days solid, then slipped. . . CRASH!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

was the first sound heard

[Reece]

the second was a loud

[Jimbuna]

thud, his head hitting the

[Texas Red]

Keyboard and his submarine swung

[Jimbuna]

out of control diving rapidly

[blackswan40]

to the bar for a

[Reece]

to the bar for a
drink with Davey Jones, however later

[Texas Red]

Captain Nemo rescued him from

[Jimbuna]

the delusions in his mind

[Reece]

Suddenly Jim realized that his

[Aktungbby]

happy pill was a suppository !!??:k_confused:

[Reece]

his bowel started to heave

[Aktungbby]

in paroxysms of proctological joy :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

dashing to the toilet resulted

[Jimbuna]

in a nasty nose bleed

[Reece]

after a bogus nose pick!! :D

[Jimbuna]

with a well worn crampon

[Reece]

Morning came and El Whacko decided

[Jimbuna]

to explore next doors lavatory

[Aktungbby]

enroute to the nether regions

[Jimbuna]

in a banana skin boat

[Reece]

what he found was just

[Jimbuna]

enough to quench his thirst

[Texas Red]

Some tasty iced tea with

[Jimbuna]

a dark rum and pep

[Aktungbby]

the bugger's Grog of choice:Kaleun_Cheers: :arrgh!::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

unlike the wee some drink

[Aktungbby]

Urine a fix drinkin' that!:()1:

[Reece]

You drink the stuff Aktungbby? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

only when impersonating Mahatma Gandhi:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

Does Jim join you then? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

only when getting really...:shifty:pissed??!! :O::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

which happens more often nowadays

[Reece]

ok, carry on drinking piss!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

once the precedent was established

[Aktungbby]

watching my favorite flick: Old Yeller https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71z0N-0H2-L._SY445_.jpg

[Jimbuna]

on a black and white

[Reece]

TV I blew it up!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

and listen to radio now

[Reece]

on my new Ten-Tec RX340 receiver :up:

[Jimbuna]

running off a paraffin generator

[blackswan40]

with a very short wick

[Texas Red]

And no fuel or flames

[Jimbuna]

in the area that mattered

[Reece]

what's that rancid burning smell? :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

reece using swannys-socks as wick

[Reece]

after throwing up I decided

[Jimbuna]

they were worth another sniff

[Reece]

oh yeah baby, I'm high

[Jimbuna]

as a kite on weed

[Reece]

I tried driving my car

[blackswan40]

got lost on the ringroad

[Jimbuna]

and collided with a camel

[Aktungbby]

...a dromedary 'humpin' to please https://campbell66express.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/c66-covercropped.jpg

[Jimbuna]

anyone willing to feed it

[Aktungbby]

...per humping rule-one: FEED FIRST! :Kaleun_Salivating::yep::O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby stole the scene by

[Jimbuna]

pouting at his Arab friend

[Reece]

Swanny who slapped his buttocks :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce leaf

[Reece]

this aroused Aktungbby, Swanny's pants

[blackswan40]

were bulging due to lots

[Reece]

of hand stimulation, Aktungbby smiled :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

letting his mind run riot

[Aktungbby]

before yanking out his scimitar

[Jimbuna]

and cutting his leg off

[Aktungbby]

Including his offensive big bulge

[Jimbuna]

just above his chubby chin

[Reece]

Aktungbby took offense and struck

[Jimbuna]

his head on an anvil

[Reece]

splitting the anvil in half!! :o

[Jimbuna]

thereby annoying the wicked blacksmith

[Reece]

who tried castrating Aktungbby, then

[Jimbuna]

realised he'd already been neutered

[Texas Red]

Angered, he stole Aktungs potatoes

[Jimbuna]

leaving the meat and veg

[Reece]

this is all too much

[Aktungbby]

Angered, he stole Aktungs potatoes

leaving the meat and veg

who tried castrating Aktungbby, then

realised he'd already been neutered

this is all too much soprano'd Aktung stewed over it:wah:

[Reece]

never mind Aktungbby, I didn't!! :D

[Jimbuna]

set the menu for today

[Reece]

For Aktungbby 6 pork sausages :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a jar of marmite

[Reece]

topped with cream and honey!!

[Jimbuna]

and a dead parrots beak

[Aktungbby]

squawking from beyond the grave

[blackswan40]

and wanting some more trill :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from next doors bird cage

[blackswan40]

local name for lunatic aslylum

[Jimbuna]

at the backend of beyond

[Texas Red]

the grave, so many lunatics

[blackswan40]

Swanny a Propper Leeds-Utd NutJob :yep:

[Jimbuna]

wants to support the mackems

[Reece]

that's hitting below the belt!!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

with a lead weighted bat

[Reece]

poor Aktung, down he goes!! :dead::oops:

[Jimbuna]

blocking another sewage outlet pipe

[Reece]

Swanny will clean it up!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

using Aktungs toothbrush he pinched

[Aktungbby]

a loaf while loafing languorously

[Texas Red]

and then tore a slice

[Jimbuna]

of pineapple from the table

[Reece]

but Swanny pinched it!! Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

but Swanny pinched it!! Aktungbbysniffed the pineapple can...Dolefully:wah:https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.hVr7EhtZkwG00mtwyFauiwHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

[Reece]

Revenge - The pineapple was rotten!! :oops: :doh:

[Aktungbby]

a dish ...best eaten cold!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

poor Swanny staggered then puked :oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

into buna's best jacket pocket

[Reece]

Jim's hand went in deep!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

feeling for the lumpy bits

[Aktungbby]

mistaking POTs for Grinch Syndrome

[Jimbuna]

is a most disappointing pastime

[Texas Red]

considering my mom has POTs :nope:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was so ashamed he

[Texas Red]

promptly gave himself POTs so

[Reece]

he felt a little better :yep:

[Texas Red]

And went to Mayo Clinic

[blackswan40]

to wash their pots too :yep:

[Texas Red]

And with the archangel Michael,

[Reece]

whipping them from the rear! :salute:

[Texas Red]

He cleansed them of pestilence :salute:

[Reece]

well, at least for a day!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not a day too soon

[Reece]

.
Jim and Reece drove to

[Jimbuna]

the depths of deepest despair

[Reece]

when they saw Aktungbby kissing

[Aktungbby]

his hands' messianic nailhole wounds

[Reece]

that El Whacko inflicted on him :yep:

[Aktungbby]

for not having 13 desciples

[Texas Red]

For blasphemous words against Him

[Reece]

then judge Jim sentenced Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

five years labour on a

[Reece]

garbage scow, he worked hard

[Jimbuna]

until his hands rotted off

[Aktungbby]

he particularly missed his left :wah::yep: :O:

[Jimbuna]

never having used the right

[Aktungbby]

except to sign alimony cheques:wah:

[Reece]

Suddenly a violent earthquake shook

[blackswan40]

A large sinkhole appeared in

[Reece]

Jim's backyard, finding some ropes

[Jimbuna]

but only used five words

[Reece]

"going down, ground floor - Whoops!!" :oops:

[Jimbuna]

so that's the banana skin

[Reece]

hit the bottom before Jim!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

turned on the central heating

[Reece]

The End.

Jim walked down

[Texas Red]

the hallways of a house

[Jimbuna]

down in the west country

[Texas Red]

where the woods are burning

[Jimbuna]

but the trees still stand

[Aktungbby]

as they r giant Sequoias

[Reece]

Jim ran but the fire

[Jimbuna]

quickly engulfed his teddy bear

[Reece]

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Jim cried for hours until

[blackswan40]

swanny found the teddybear hospital

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[Reece]

but was there any hope? :oops::hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Aktung couldn't bear the waiting

[Jimbuna]

for a one horse stagecoach

[Aktungbby]

giving chaise to one-horse shays !??:hmmm:

[Reece]

Everyone,s gone mad Reece said!! :doh:

[Cyborg322]

shouting from his asylum cell

[Jimbuna]

sitting on his rocking horse

[Aktungbby]

strait-jacketed in Napa State Hospital's looney-bin

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Cyborg322]

an assault to the ears

[Jimbuna]

and punch to the nose

[Aktungbby]

with wrist-twist whilst forcibly spoonfed

[blackswan40]

with fork with no prongs :yep:

[Reece]

I surrender, whip my ass!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

Reece told the drop bear

[Reece]

but Aktungbby said whip me!! :o

[Cyborg322]

there's gonna be some sore :oops:

[Jimbuna]

bottoms in the bilge tonight

[Reece]

Cyborg322 joined us as well. :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

The last time this happened

[Aktungbby]

He'd completed Buggery & Lash 101!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

in front of an audience