The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

STEED said, "kiss my foot"

[Jimbuna]

"and I'll kiss your backside"

[STEED]

To mapus, jim bought a....

[Jimbuna]

very hot beef vindaloo curry

[STEED]

Man food for real men. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

definitely not for southern wimps

[Reece]

then threw up over mapuc :o:doh:

[STEED]

Whom kicked jim up the......

[mapuc]

stairway to heaven, where he

[STEED]

Was sent straight back down...

[mapuc]

(Was sent straight back down...)
to live along his furry

[Jimbuna]

pets near the golden bridge

[STEED]

Of no hope and despair! :eek:

[Jimbuna]

for those of low intellect

[Aktungbby]

beating stewpots in a cacerolazo

[Reece]

Jim was so sad that

[mapuc]

he hired Reece to be

[STEED]

The Naked chef, yes naked!

[Reece]

Jim was aroused and reached

[Aktungbby]

new concepts of down under :O:

[Reece]

people nearby stood amazed and

[Jimbuna]

laughed at the sight of

[Reece]

Aktungbby playing in the mud! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a three legged chicken

[Reece]

that was actually a rooster, :oops: the

[Jimbuna]

funniest thing of all was

[Aktungbby]

the tremendous cock a doodle-doo

[Reece]

when a leg was grabbed!! :oops::doh::o

[Aktungbby]

sadly creating an instant capon:shucks:

[Reece]

Jim was so embarrassed he

[Jimbuna]

hung his head in shame

[Aktungbby]

while hastily counting his bolitas :O:

[Reece]

yes, he still had five!! :o

[mapuc]

all he need is love

[Reece]

and a sack trolley to

[mapuc]

carry all his burden from

[Reece]

place to place, STEED laughed

[Aktungbby]

whilst rattling his sistrum fervently

[Jimbuna]

alongside his fellow street urchins

[Reece]

STEED was elected Labor leader :salute::o

[STEED]

STEED was elected Labor leader :salute::o


Ooh bollocks, what a nightmare! :eek:

[Jimbuna]

for all of the nation

[Aktungbby]

OF NAYSAYERS TO STEED'S BOLLOCKS

[Jimbuna]

told on a daily basis

[STEED]

Jim became UKIP's new leader. :03:

[mapuc]

UKIP and Labour became friends

[STEED]

Forming a new sexy party. :haha:

[mapuc]

their meetings was out of

[STEED]

Love for big boy reece. :)

[Reece]

until they saw me, then

[Aktungbby]

STEED'S NAYSAYERS BECAME REECE'S YEASAYERS:timeout:

[Reece]

I dropped my dacks and

[Jimbuna]

chased after the ginger cat

[Reece]

Ginger Rogers that is, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

back in the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

back in the lunatic asylum

Aktungbby broke out causing mayhem

[Jimbuna]

amongst all the cracker biscuits

[Aktungbby]

back in the lunatic asylum Aktungbby broke out causing mayhem

GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG ACTUALLY;:yep:... LOCKED-UP IN BEDLAM!:doh::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

the safest place to be

[Reece]

until STEED burned it down! :up:

[mapuc]

mapuc created a fundraiser to

[Reece]

help STEED's Labor campaign, however

[STEED]

STEED left planet earth forever. :O:

[Jimbuna]

bringing about a national holiday

[STEED]

Reece joined STEED, earth exploded. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

thus it came to pass

[STEED]

In jim's big beer book....

[Jimbuna]

there was a secret recipe

[Aktungbby]

FOR 'HAIR OF THE DOG' ALE

[Jimbuna]

and a blood type special

[Aktungbby]

A+: same as my gradepoint!:O:

[Reece]

STEED got an A+++ causing

[Aktungbby]

Aktung to reevaluate life's meaning

[Reece]

, as he sat down he

[Aktungbby]

looked like a Rodin model:haha:

[Reece]

sitting on a prickly cactus :o

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[Jimbuna]

whilst contemplating his next aneurysm

[Reece]

he let one rip but :oops:

[Jimbuna]

forgot the nun standing nearby

[Reece]

who received the flying nettles :doh:

[Jimbuna]

and the rather smelly odour

[Reece]

poor Aktungby was so embarrassed :oops:

[Jimbuna]

to be associated with STEED

[STEED]

He slipped STEED, naughty mags! :o :o

[Jimbuna]

STEED being the glossy centrefold

[STEED]

Mr June, you missed it. :O: :haha:

[Jimbuna]

but not July and August

[Reece]

Jim was aroused and asked

[mapuc]

his mirror on the wall

[STEED]

Is reece a sexy sod. :haha:

[mapuc]

the mirror started to cry

[STEED]

Saying...you bet your arse. :arrgh!:

[mapuc]

Chippendales hired Reece for their

[STEED]

Grand sexy world tour 2020.

[Reece]

With tophat and bare ass

[Jimbuna]

for those of gay persuasion

[Reece]

like Jim who spanked STEED's

[Jimbuna]

favorite slimey pet pink boa

[Reece]

that turned on Jim and

[Jimbuna]

ended up in a knot

[Aktungbby]

around jimbo's corpus not dilicti:k_confused:

[Reece]

STEED blamed Aktungbby for it

[Jimbuna]

then rang the local press

[STEED]

They said, reece was sexy. :confused::confused:

[Aktungbby]

whose swains' virtues were questionable :O:

[STEED]

The press loved reece and..

[Aktungbby]

...EXCORIATED HIS SWAINS IN VAIN:yeah:

[STEED]

As reece was elected sugababe.

[Reece]

Reece accepted but Jim's jealousy

[mapuc]

and mapuc's frustation made STEED

[Reece]

angry kicking Jim's but hard :oops::o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

and so the fantasies continued

[Reece]

into reality, STEED decided to

[STEED]

Sit back and chill out. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

giving his imagination a rest

[STEED]

Giving jim a frosty beer. :)

[Jimbuna]

I'd much prefer a rum

[Aktungbby]

THE ONLY PUSSER U HANDLE!:arrgh!: http://pussersrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/PRUM_overproof_green_label_thumbnail11.png (http://pussersrum.com/pussers-rum-portfolio/)http://pussersrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/PRUM_40_Blue_Label_thumbnail1.png (http://pussersrum.com/pussers-rum-portfolio/)

[Jimbuna]

just purchased three bottles actually

[Reece]

now they are all gone!! :salute:

[mapuc]

and this was Jims Christmas

[Jimbuna]

certainly was an early start

[Reece]

Jim staggered down the road

[Aktungbby]

having donned his gay apparel:O: https://vangogh.teespring.com/v3/image/Z0-RsuA3CEEMG-K3FjS5dBqxja4/480/560.jpg

[Reece]

Reece and STEED were shocked!!! :o

[Aktungbby]

while hiding behind holly boughs

[Reece]

Aktungbby stood there pointing until

[Aktungbby]

a caroling yuletide troll appeared:timeout:

[Reece]

a slimy character with huge

[Jimbuna]

ears and a drooping moustache

[Reece]

ears and a drooping moustache

and arms that dragged along

[Jimbuna]

the back of STEEDS neck

[Reece]

STEED screamed with fright and

[Jimbuna]

hid back under his rock

[STEED]

I'm staying under my rock. :O:

[Jimbuna]

pleased to learn of it

[STEED]

That be £5 said reece.

[Jimbuna]

and a tenner for Jimbuna

[Aktungbby]

QUID PRO QUO FOR AKTUNG:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

and a brown chocolate frog

[Aktungbby]

equipped
with a magic twanger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYZazW9Ja1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYZazW9Ja1k) FROM 1955!....I DON'T NEED ARACEPT....YET BBY!

[Jimbuna]

to help drop a clanger

[Cyborg322]

on the moon with whistles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMqKgshQCk

[Reece]

The moon stinks!! . . . I know!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

as does all the other

[Reece]

as does all the other

places visited by Cyborg322, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

blind men on galloping horses

[Reece]

charged their steeds at STEED

[Jimbuna]

who was having a nap

[Aktungbby]

WITH EARPHONES, LISTENING TO RAP

[STEED]

Rock on baby, vote independent. :DL

[Reece]

Boris lost his job allowing

[STEED]

Sexy old reece to party.....

[Reece]

Reece and STEED took power

[mapuc]

while we others stood outside

[Reece]

Trump hired to build wall :o

[Aktungbby]

THUS KEEPING DOTAGED DOTARDS DETAINED

[Jimbuna]

in a most disorderly fashion

[Reece]

the wall building commenced, STEED

[Jimbuna]

was the first brick layed

[Reece]

was the first brick layed

people watched in awe as

[Jimbuna]

he was cemented in place

[Reece]

hail STEED our new leader! :o

[Jimbuna]

The Monster Raving Loony Party

[STEED]

Million times better than labour. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

and that Raving Lord Sutch

[Aktungbby]

a truely Harrowing experience indeed!

[Jimbuna]

but one not to miss

[Reece]

the train derail when Jim

[Jimbuna]

won the local mayoral election

[Aktungbby]

everyman's woman... every woman's man!:Kaleun_Salute:

[Reece]

Jim admired his mirror reflection :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

thankfully looking nothing like Corbyn

[Reece]

but a lot like Trump! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

in a million dollar suit

[STEED]

Head of orange glow in.....

[Jimbuna]

the local lunatic asylum cellar

[Reece]

Jim's new home! Later STEED

[STEED]

Laughed at the election results. :har:

[mapuc]

while Jim cried in despair

[Jimbuna]

of having to witness Brexit

[Reece]

Yes!! Brexit, STEED is happy!! :yep:

[mapuc]

he think he is happy

[Aktungbby]

'cause leavin's funner than comin':doh:

[Reece]

oh I beg to differ. :oops:

[Jimbuna]

said the three legged monkey

[Reece]

climbing up Aktungbby's leg, then

[Jimbuna]

making a quick grab for

[STEED]

A slice of the good....

[Jimbuna]

old chip off the block

[Reece]

Jeremy asked STEED if he

[mapuc]

wanted to dance a waltz

[STEED]

STEED shot the mad dog. :yeah:

[mapuc]

STEED was arrested by Jim

[STEED]

And told well done chap. :yeah:

[Reece]

they held a banquet and

[Jimbuna]

STEED broke his false teeth

[Reece]

trying to bite Jeremy's nuts

[STEED]

Ol hazel nuts, cadburry's cover....:haha:

[Jimbuna]

they're what broke his dentures

[STEED]

And sent him barking mad. :03:

[Reece]

watch out!! he's foaming!! everybody :o

[Jimbuna]

take cover in the cave

[STEED]

Of mapus where many strange....

[Jimbuna]

who the hell is mapus? :doh:

[STEED]

Hey (c) is on holiday. :03:

[Reece]

a combination of mapuc/Markus :yep:

[STEED]

Top man reece smiled big.....

[Reece]

when he let one rip!! :yep:

[mapuc]

all his friends fainted and

[Reece]

Jeremy seemed to enjoy it! :yep:

[STEED]

Clarkson announces classic Top Gear......

[Reece]

failure when pushing your Ford

[Jimbuna]

gently through the sound barrier

[STEED]

Reece drove his old banger....

[Jimbuna]

until it fell to pieces

[Reece]

then I bought a BMW!! :D

[Jimbuna]

from a local car thief

[Reece]

almost new condition, now registered!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

as a blind drivers car

[Reece]

as a blind drivers car

I sold it to Jim

[Jimbuna]

who couldn't see the scam

[STEED]

In buying a time share...:roll:

[Jimbuna]

in a plastic pocket watch

[STEED]

Made of gold wrapping paper.

[Jimbuna]

and a tasty chocolate inner

[STEED]

Chocolate squirrel jim nibbled on.

[Jimbuna]

The diet didn't last long

[Aktungbby]

diets seldom do last long!:D

[Reece]

so Jim gave in and

[Aktungbby]

held a Diet of Newcastle:O:

[Jimbuna]

Brown Ale for the giggles

[Aktungbby]

whilst reading the Edict of Geordie:timeout:

[Reece]

Jim said "what a load . . . :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of rubbish Reece has typed'

[Aktungbby]

BEING THE TYPE OF LOAD

[Eichhörnchen]

you'd expect from an Australian

[Jimbuna]

living in a penal colony

[mapuc]

king of the overfilled latrine

[Reece]

where mapuc worked as cleaner!!:yep:

[mapuc]

he did a miserable job

[Reece]

so Jim took over but

[mapuc]

could not tell the difference

[Reece]

the stink was so bad

[Jimbuna]

Reece introduced a season ticket

[Aktungbby]

a 'tis the season ticket!!?

[Reece]

Aktungbby purchased the first ticket :o:oops:

[STEED]

And enjoyed the big stench.

[Jimbuna]

emanating from a pork sandwich

[STEED]

That landed on his car.