The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Once upon a time Jim

[Eichhörnchen]

closed down a new thread

[Aktungbby]

whilst passing the needle's eye

[Reece]

through to his under pants

[Eichhörnchen]

and just missing his manjigglies

[Jimbuna]

and so the children played

[Reece]

with Aktungbby's marbles causing him

[Aktungbby]

to lose his catseye shooter http://www.landofmarbles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mega110_1_2_125x125.jpg (http://www.landofmarbles.com/pc/mega110/cat-eyes.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

which disappeared up into Reece's

[Aktungbby]

Marsupially pouched above belt dunlops

[Reece]

, so this means I'm female:oops:

[Aktungbby]

Nay lad, merely a transvestaroo:O:

[Reece]

so our date is on?

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3000000/Sweet-Transvestite-frank-n-furter-3033589-329-449.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Aktung says he can't wait

[Reece]

to get me home tonight

[Eichhörnchen]

(STEED would make a threesome)

[Fubar2Niner]

"What an annus horribilis" cried

[Tango589]

JoeFour upon spotting the potential

[Fubar2Niner]

of a manned uranus mission

[Jimbuna]

. Just to stay on track

[Reece]

Jim horse whipped us all

[Fubar2Niner]

to within an inch of

[Reece]

our butts, Fubar2Niner enjoyed it

[Eichhörnchen]

almost as much as Reece

[Aktungbby]

uttering "mea culpa maxima culpa"

[Fubar2Niner]

alas google translation was vague

[Aktungbby]

:"whip It! Whip it hard!":know:

[Fubar2Niner]

Reece became orgasmic at this

[Aktungbby]

Flailing away, shouting "Akbar Shia!" http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/14/article-2507355-1967A2AA00000578-926_634x434.jpg

[Jimbuna]

. What strange talk is this

[Fubar2Niner]

? I didn't start it Jim

[Jimbuna]

I do realise the fact

[Reece]

after I finished it Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

started humming "Beat me daddy......." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZv6hL6aYfQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZv6hL6aYfQ)

[Reece]

like a childish kinky fantasy

[Aktungbby]

....Redundant!; kinky fantasies are childish:O:

[Fubar2Niner]

Oh no they are not !

[Aktungbby]

For U! not your dominatrix!:03:

[Fubar2Niner]

How will I tell her?

[Aktungbby]

No Need! $he know$ all!

[mapuc]

Tell us first, and we

[Jimbuna]

aren't making very much sense

[Fubar2Niner]

.Did we ever make sense?

[Jimbuna]

to be totally honest, no

[Reece]

but then it is a

[mapuc]

case for the famous Doctor

[Fubar2Niner]

Who?........... No? Who? Dolittle? Srangelove?

[Aktungbby]

THINK ID, EGO, AND SUPEREGO!

[Fubar2Niner]

oh my Lord, not Spock

[Reece]

yes Spock, Sheldon's best buddy

[Jimbuna]

that seldom made any sense

[Aktungbby]

oh my Lord, not Spock

as Aktung Kal-if-fee'd Fubar's Pon-farr :O:

[Reece]

you'll get the neck pinch:yep:

[Jimbuna]

possibly sooner than you think

[Reece]

Meanwhile Fubar decided to take

[Tango589]

a goat to the supermarket

[Reece]

on the back of his

[Jimbuna]

efforts to maintain some interest

[Eichhörnchen]

in his outback smallholding project

[Aktungbby]

upon his arid goat ranchita

[Reece]

where Jim fell into a

[Aktungbby]

baaaad vat of goat leché

[Jimbuna]

. Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

Reecerio, Eichio and Aktunio were http://png.clipart.me/thumbs/7db/sombrero-smiley-34937.jpg

[Jimbuna]

names from a dubious source

[Aktungbby]

known as the three amigos

[Gerald]

As,The Three Caballeros,they

[Eichhörnchen]

went chasing women in the

[Jimbuna]

locality of the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

creating Bedlam at a gallop

[Gerald]

from the fourth row and

[Reece]

kicking those in the front

[Jimbuna]

of the queue awaiting sanity

[Aktungbby]

assessment reevaluation asylum commitment reviews

[Eichhörnchen]

undertaken by a squirrel committee

[Reece]

, suddenly a category five storm

[Jimbuna]

made a quick telephone call

[Gerald]

to mention that the food

[Reece]

was going so bad it

[Jimbuna]

continued to resemble fundamental gibberish

[Reece]

proving that this thread is

[Aktungbby]

Fundamentally, categorically threadbare squirrelly gibberish

[Reece]

Meanwhile orbiting around mars was

[Prometheus]

very happy to see

[Jimbuna]

a post with four words

[Aktungbby]

AHH the good ol' days

[Eichhörnchen]

(I preferred four words)

[Reece]

Sorry but obviously I failed

[mapuc]

Said Reece, who had failed

[Reece]

, so I bent over to

[Aktungbby]

examine my soundly gnawed derrière

[Eichhörnchen]

and compared it to Reece's

[Reece]

other side and discovered that

[mapuc]

the woman he dated, was

[Reece]

slightly bent on one side

[mapuc]

Walking in high heels is

[Aktungbby]

what killed Winston Churchill's mom https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Randolph_Churchill (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Randolph_Churchill)

[Reece]

EXCUSE ME!! I have to

[Eichhörnchen]

prepare for 'Whac-A-Squirrel'

[Reece]

that's totally disgusting, what will

[Jimbuna]

bring this to an end

[Reece]

Meanwhile Jim grabbed Eichhörnchen and

[Eichhörnchen]

complained about his new game,

[Georgemeister]

however it was also just

[Aktungbby]

Georgemeister's badly placed first post:Kaleun_Salute::O:

[Eichhörnchen]

but you can't blame him

[mapuc]

for having created the best

[Jimbuna]

little whorehouse in outer mongolia

[Aktungbby]

fer gettin' some Yurt hurt

[Georgemeister]

or so they though, but

[Reece]

Aktungbby soon discovered that mapuc

[Aktungbby]

conjoined with Ghengis's well-mounted whored:O:

[Tango589]

and frolicked in the hay

[Eichhörnchen]

and lived happily ever after.

[mapuc]

An idea of easy money

[Eichhörnchen]

occurred to Reece one day...

[mapuc]

which was stolen from mapuc

[Eichhörnchen]

while he was out shopping

[mapuc]

funny stuff to his whorehouse

[Prometheus]

he bought it for five

[Eichhörnchen]

hundred and fifty squirrel dollars

http://i.imgur.com/d8mk3SS.jpg

[Reece]

cheap at half the price!!:yep:

[mapuc]

nevertheless Reece stole mapuc's great

[Eichhörnchen]

big inflatable love toy named

[Reece]

Ramona, it was a fluffy

[Eichhörnchen]

squirrel which looked like Groucho
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2440835&postcount=233

[Reece]

mapuc dearly loved it and

[Prometheus]

often cuddle that fluffy squirrel

[Eichhörnchen]

which drew some suspicious looks

[Aktungbby]

looked like Groucho from Reeco, Eicho, and Tango:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

(Aktung's three suspect fictional characters)

[Aktungbby]

not when on their medication:haha:http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/144779-Pink-Acorn-Ornaments.jpghttp://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=329818&type=sigpic&dateline=1461627804

[Eichhörnchen]

or eating Catfish's magic mushrooms,

[mapuc]

Now it's Reece new loverboy

[Reece]

this intelligent handsome man stood

[Aktungbby]

bent over; awaiting the inevitable

[Tango589]

delivery of fresh German sausage

[Aktungbby]

straight into das meat grinder

[Reece]

, some sort of result guaranteed!!:doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

The farmyard dozed quietly in

[Reece]

the early hours of the

[Eichhörnchen]

warm summer morning, when suddenly

[Tango589]

Potatoes! Thousands of them, marching

[Catfish]

^ :rotfl2:

in goosestep, wearing silly hats

[Tango589]

and Union Jack leather Speedos

[Reece]

sporting swastika arm bands, truly

[Tango589]

a sight for sore eyes

[Reece]

even Catfish would be rather

[Catfish]

excited, seeing the brown masses

[Jimbuna]

of faeces scattered around everywhere

[Aktungbby]

, the 'straight poop'... if ever

[mapuc]

A wonderful smell for Catfish

[Eichhörnchen]

as he began mushroom hunting

[Catfish]

(hey what did you do there tonight?! It was about potatoes, not ... arggh :wah: )

, motivated by Eichhoernchen's paintings

[Aktungbby]

and the stench of victory

[Tango589]

Emanating from the Captains' thunderbox

[Aktungbby]

;a well lubricated Captain's thunderbox http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=210095&dateline=1468930994 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=210095)http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=313053&dateline=1388545797 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=313053)http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=329818&dateline=1471127171 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=329818)http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=994&pictureid=9224 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/payments.php) http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1034&pictureid=9232

[Catfish]

^ Just saw Neal's new fundraiser banner ..

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I'm so glad i donated :D

[Aktungbby]

I'm so glad i donated :D

Surely Neal MARKED it well!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Eichhörnchen]

Meanwhile, the potatoes marched on,

[Tango589]

ready to conquer Accrington Stanley

[Catfish]

, the club that would not

[Jimbuna]

ever win a competitive match

[Tango589]

of International Mouldy Cabbage Throwing

[Eichhörnchen]

even if the target was

[Tango589]

the size of Jimbunas' bum

[Reece]

and damned that's very big!!:D

[Eichhörnchen]

Yul Brynner and Richard Burton

[Jimbuna]

no longer walk this earth

[Eichhörnchen]

but Dick Van Dyke does,

[Reece]

so does Rolf Harris but

[Mr Quatro]

Wiki-leaks did it, right? :yep:

[Reece]

Now what should I do

[Eichhörnchen]

just say five stupid words

[Reece]

to Eichhörnchen as an insult:

[Eichhörnchen]

(who's going to be first?)

[Prometheus]

you are a squirrel, mister! :D

[Jimbuna]

One of the most important

[Eichhörnchen]

creatures that lives in trees

[Reece]

and in Eichhörnchen's imagination, however

[Eichhörnchen]

unlikely it may seem, is

[Reece]

the red assed baboon, this

[Eichhörnchen]

fun-loving character can crap

[Reece]

breaking the sound barrier, anyone

[Tango589]

want to try this too?

[Eichhörnchen]

Then let's have another story...

[Aktungbby]

...well Once, upon a time

[Eichhörnchen]

there was a bald actor

[Jimbuna]

who was prone to spamming

[Aktungbby]

monk's remedial tonsures on line

[Eichhörnchen]

but he usually got away

[Reece]

with it until constable Jim

[Eichhörnchen]

came along and squashed his

[Reece]

unmentionables in a large vice

http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Testicles-Feature1.jpg?resize=632%2C332

[Jimbuna]

racket run by father christmas

[Reece]

, his gang of thugs terrorized

[Jimbuna]

the local childrens primary school

[Reece]

where Eichhörnchen was caught playing

[Aktungbby]

hopscotch, with Dewer's in hand

[Jimbuna]

and a young childs doll

[Reece]

until a bully came and

[Jimbuna]

set the world on fire

[Reece]

America retaliated by sending a

[Jimbuna]

rubber effigy of Donald Trump

[Reece]

to Hilary Clinton, she licked

[Eichhörnchen]

the candy floss off the

[Jimbuna]

back of a postage stamp

[Reece]

then ate the stamp too!!

[Tango589]

On the day after yesterday

[Reece]

in the year 1943 when

[Jimbuna]

the day after was tomorrow

[Reece]

the aliens landed, the president

[Aktungbby]

grabbed his Cohiba cigars and

[Jimbuna]

his large pink rubber duck

[mapuc]

toke a dive in his

[Reece]

bath tub and broke his

[mapuc]

vanity, despite this he held

[Reece]

on tight to a mirror

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from a blind monkey

[Aktungbby]

next to Speak no Evil:O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Three_Wise_Monkeys_%282010%29.jpg/1024px-Three_Wise_Monkeys_%282010%29.jpg

[Reece]

, meanwhile Jim thought he'd take

[Jimbuna]

another swig of dark rum

[Reece]

but instead got a swig

[Jimbuna]

from a hairy old pig

[Reece]

Mmm, yum!!!:oops: A message announced

[Jimbuna]

the next train was delayed

[Prometheus]

so i decided to ask :hmmm:

[Reece]

if I had time to

[Jimbuna]

go for a quick dump

[Eichhörnchen]

but the Stationmaster said, "Only

[Jimbuna]

in the vicars lunch box

[Reece]

so he did, the Vicar

[Jimbuna]

was a sly old git

[Reece]

and threw it at Eichhörnchen

[Eichhörnchen]

who ducked, so it hit

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Prometheus]

called Station Master, who then :D

[Aktungbby]

swore by 'fickle inconstant orbs':D

[Jimbuna]

he hung from his hinder

[Reece]

lost grip, and slipped into

[Jimbuna]

a pot of strawberry soup

[mapuc]

starting to backstroke towards his

[Reece]

inevitable slide into his masters

[Jimbuna]

den of hot decadent debauchery

[Reece]

. But guess who was there?

[Aktungbby]

Sadly, not enough nubile debauchees!:k_confused:

[Eichhörnchen]

Climbing trees can be fun

[Reece]

but not so much beanstalks

[Jimbuna]

better still a sun flower

[Fubar2Niner]

sticking out from an elves