The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

kettle calling the pot black

[Texas Red]

:hmmm: Where does that come in? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I'd suggest looking it up.

[Aktungbby]

Where does that come in? thru the top...with ladle! :har:

[Texas Red]

Maybe I'm guilty, but Jim

[Jimbuna]

has now reached the conclusion

[Reece]

that the beast is Aktungbby's brother!! :D

[Jimbuna]

there are definitely posting similarities

[Reece]

who is the dominant one? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I don't reckon I care

[Mr Quatro]

usually the one on top :yep:

[Texas Red]

Which should be me, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

usually the one on top :yep:

Tis a funnel not a tunnel :03:

[Texas Red]

So says, Jim. God says

[Jimbuna]

don't walk on thin ice

[Texas Red]

The water's getting warm so

[Jimbuna]

someone will get scalded perhaps

[Texas Red]

You'll never know if you

[Jimbuna]

decide to pull the trigger

[Texas Red]

Before the Gnome gets you!

[Reece]

What a load of manure!! :doh:

[Texas Red]

All that manure is gold

[Mr Quatro]

Your gold stinks fools gold :yep:

[Texas Red]

Oh no, Pyrite is gold :03:

[Reece]

drop it in manure and

[Jimbuna]

the response is very predictable

[Reece]

, the whole thing just stinks!! :oops::dead:

[Texas Red]

Poop Gold is useful, to

[Reece]

the beast but that's another story!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Nuff said about that then

[Reece]

Jim decided to take a

[Jimbuna]

beer out of the fridge

[Reece]

but the beast had stolen it :o:nope:

[Jimbuna]

arrested for theft/underage drinking

[Texas Red]

I instead used Sweet Tea

[Reece]

I instead used Sweet Tea

but that made me sick!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

A new course of direction

[Texas Red]

For me was intended, but

[Jimbuna]

some people are beyond saving

[Texas Red]

So I threw myself into

[Jimbuna]

the sandpit at the creche

[Reece]

and soiled my nappy!! :dead: Jim

[Texas Red]

Decided he was guilty of

[Reece]

being mean so he apologized

[Texas Red]

I accepted his apology, now

[Jimbuna]

he needs his nappy changing

[Reece]

that also is Jim's job!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

At the beach today, I


Yes, I really did go to the beach today.

[Mr Quatro]

got sunburned with socks on :o

[Reece]

it was a nude beach

[Jimbuna]

full of lewd young males

[Reece]

the beast was excited to

[Texas Red]

Skinny Dip with Emma Watson :03::O:

[Jimbuna]

even more so her brother

[Texas Red]

Watched from afar while constantly

[Mr Quatro]

manipulating his third member rapidly :oops:

[Texas Red]

But I can charm her :D:03:

[Aktungbby]

on the memberless beach section!!:O:

[Texas Red]

So we are alone now

[Mr Quatro]

Big brother is watching you :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and the tennis match continues

[Aktungbby]

Foul balls cries the beachmaster!

[Reece]

looking embarrassingly at the beast, then :oops:

[Texas Red]

The tennis players came out!

[Aktungbby]

and were guilty of racqueteering

[Texas Red]

Along with Al Capone, they made

[Reece]

love in the sand until

[Texas Red]

Emma and I walked in :03:

[Reece]

then a foursome started, steamy

[Jimbuna]

hot dogs for the youngster

[Reece]

but mean Aktungbby pinched them!! :nope:

[Jimbuna]

thinking they were spare weiners

[Reece]

the beast loved the wiener's size :o

[Jimbuna]

but certainly not the taste

[Texas Red]

It was all a mess!

[Mr Quatro]

Chili dogs with onions, yum! :up:

[Jimbuna]

nothing beats a chilli dog

[Texas Red]

Except for a Rib BBQ

[Aktungbby]

on tart sauced porcine entities

[Texas Red]

After the wild foursome, Reece

[Reece]

stood back watching, almost puked!! :oops::doh:

[Mr Quatro]

with beast tongue in throat :o

[Reece]

Reece called the police and

[Aktungbby]

discovered they'd been recently unfunded

[Cybermat47]

because Batman arrested all the

[Aktungbby]

jerkoffs downlowin' his Boy Wonder:O:

[Cybermat47]

. Aktungbby looked on in shock

[Jimbuna]

as his leg fell off

[Reece]

Jim pointed and laughed however

[Cybermat47]

as worms with Obama’s face

[Jimbuna]

appeared out of the limb

[Cybermat47]

. “President worms!” Jim saluted until

[Reece]

a Trump faced worm appeared!! :o:D

[Jimbuna]

it was fat and orange

[Reece]

and the head pulsated wildly :o

[Jimbuna]

doing nothing for his hairdo

[Aktungbby]

That a dab of brylcreem https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/06/b4/9e06b498a8f6a2b63c7a333830747ecf.jpg

[Cybermat47]

didn’t fix, until a Dalek

[Texas Red]

Came along and said,"Sir,

[Jimbuna]

"we will now exterminate the beast"

[Aktungbby]

/\'the beast': one word...like damnYankees! :03:

[Mr Quatro]

You mean the beast likes baseball? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

or anything with fur on

[Aktungbby]

incl. ''All hairy dogs abitin' "

[Reece]

what a glutton for punishment!! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

the beast collar hurts him too :yep:

[Texas Red]

Fear the beast within me :D:O:

[Reece]

I don't think so mate!!

[Texas Red]

You should fear him, for

[Cybermat47]

he has a twelve-inch

[Reece]

he has a twelve-inch

beefy sausage called a schnitzengruben :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw

[Aktungbby]

actually it was Aktung's forearm

[Cybermat47]

, which he kept in a

[Reece]

hole in the dam, damn! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

against leaks: 'forearmed' is forewarned

[Jimbuna]

said the nun to everyone

[Aktungbby]

afflicted with a bad habit :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Punny! Drinking wine before dinner :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and milk at breakfast time

[Reece]

mmm, milk, mmm, more milk!!

[Texas Red]

Strawberry Milk is the best

[Reece]

I prefer chocolate or coffee :salute:

[Texas Red]

Coffee is the best. Unlike

[Reece]

mint that makes me puke! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Mr Quatro]

Coffee makes me go bathroom :yep:

[Aktungbby]

well... you're a 'potty animal'!:Kaleun_Party::()1::-j

[Texas Red]

Aktung was born in a

[Cybermat47]

thunderstorm in 1945, to a

[Aktungbby]

three titted whore and sasquatch

[Cybermat47]

named Peter. Peter loved his

[Reece]

private body parts, he often

[Aktungbby]

thought he was the rock

[Jimbuna]

on which everything would hang

[Reece]

Aktungbby was offended and cried! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

a real flood of tears

[Reece]

he tripped over his lip

[Jimbuna]

and broke his false teeth

[Cybermat47]

revealing the maggots inside. They

[Jimbuna]

all looked like Trump again

[Texas Red]

One screamed, "MAKE AMERICA GREAT

[Aktungbby]

TRUE MEANING: Make "MeriKa Grate!

intransitive (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#intransitive)) to make an unpleasant rasping sound, often as the result of rubbing against something quotations
Listening to his teeth grate all day long drives me mad.
(by extension, intransitive (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#intransitive)) to get on one's nerves (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/get_on_one%27s_nerves); to irritate (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/irritate), annoy (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/annoy) She’s nice enough, but she can begin to grate if there is no-one else to talk to.
(by extension,transitive (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#transitive)) to annoy (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/annoy) quotations ▼





2015, Art Levy in Florida Trend, Roland Martin is a Florida 'Icon' (https://www.floridatrend.com/article/18509/roland-martin-is-a-florida-icon)

one of the issues that's kind of grating me a little bit is weed control.
c. (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#c.) 1606–1607, William Shakespeare (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespeare), “The Tragedie of Anthonie and Cleopatra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_and_Cleopatra)”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies: Published According to the True Originall Copies (First Folio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Folio)), London: Printed by Isaac Iaggard (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jaggard), and Ed[ward] Blount (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Blount), published 1623, OCLC (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCLC)606515358 (http://worldcat.org/oclc/606515358), [Act I, scene i]: News, my good lord Rome (or Washington DC:O:) […] grates me.

[Jimbuna]

the cheese for the pizza

[Texas Red]

Is actually Maggot Cheese from

[Reece]

a dead cow, how yummy!! :doh:

[Cybermat47]

Reece slurped up the maggots

[Jimbuna]

through his favourite pink hosepipe

[Cybermat47]

which is a double entendre

[Jimbuna]

for his rear facing exhaust

[Reece]

yes, "what goes in must-"

[Jimbuna]

stay in where your concerned

[Reece]

but Jim insisted we share. :yep::up:

[Jimbuna]

I never share with criminals

[Cybermat47]

unless they ask politely, then

[Texas Red]

He will always share Mrs. Jimbuna

[Cybermat47]

“Why would you say that”,

[Texas Red]

Reece said, quite unsure about

[Jimbuna]

“Why would you say that”,

children think differently to adults

[Mr Quatro]

who let the beast off hook?

[Reece]

Jim spanked the beast until he

[Jimbuna]

realised the beast was enjoying it

[Reece]

Reece stood back and laughed

[Jimbuna]

when the local vicar appeared

[Mr Quatro]

We all ran with haste :yep:

[Aktungbby]

shakin' our appealing 'booties' vicariously:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

toward the local grave digger

[Aktungbby]

takin' everyone on the downlow :O:

[Jimbuna]

to meet with the undead

[Texas Red]

They were having a party

[Mr Quatro]

party girls, Reece, Aktung, Jim :yep:

[Reece]

Mr Quatro, the beast, and others, suddenly

[Texas Red]

All realized the undead were

[Reece]

all around us, lets grab

[Cybermat47]

Kim Jong-Un’s nuclear missile

[Mr Quatro]

Was up your butt you

[Reece]

must admit the missile stinks!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

and doesn't work at all

[Cybermat47]

unless you dominate with leather

[Reece]

this is getting too kinky!!

[Cybermat47]

Not yet, get the tentacles

[Reece]

I have them in hand!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

now you can self harm

[Reece]

Oo I love it, lets

[Jimbuna]

see you inflict pain again

[Mr Quatro]

Called 911 but nobody came :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

to respond to the call

[Reece]

the medics finally arrived but

[Aktungbby]

Aktung passed out the DNR's

[Mr Quatro]

What's a DNR doing Aktung?

[Aktungbby]

certificate meaning: "Do Not Resuscitate":dead::Kaleun_Goofy:

[Mr Quatro]

unless the beast kisses a frog :yep:

[Aktungbby]

then the beast croaks ; resuscitate froggie,:O:

[Cybermat47]

Chimpanzees have sex with frogs

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the drop bear

[Reece]

excuse me whilst I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

all over your new socks

[Cybermat47]

There’s video look it up

[Aktungbby]

Chimpanzees have sex with frogs

It's called an Amphibian assault:D

[Mr Quatro]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47 View Post
Chimpanzees have sex with frogs

It's called an Amphibian assault:D

Xrated video not allowed youtube :yep:

[Jimbuna]

only on pay per view

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung would pay to view :yep:

[Jimbuna]

anything sexuallyu explicit in nature

[Aktungbby]

especially Northumbrian buggery and lashings:O:

[Jimbuna]

hope you enjoy the show

[Aktungbby]

"Layon with a will Mr. Christian!:arrgh!:" https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/90/0e/60900e603d7c9e8f053240a2ac76dcd4.gif

[Reece]

After Jim kicked Aktungbby's butt

[Aktungbby]

After Jim kicked Aktungbby's buttfor lashing dolphins on porpoise

[Mr Quatro]

Penalty for using pun before :yep:

[Reece]

will cost another 50 lashes!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

without the blusher this time

[Reece]

Aktungbby took it smiling, Mr Quatro

[Aktungbby]

finally learned manhood's true nature:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?pictureid=10408&albumid=815&dl=1566225860&thumb=1 (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/album.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408)

[Jimbuna]

all pain and mainly sorrow

[Aktungbby]

brought on by conniving femme-fatales

[Reece]

Mr Quatro got over it fast

[Mr Quatro]

While watching TV fell asleep :yep:

[Texas Red]

And Mrs. Quartro climbed on top

[Reece]

for some love making, suddenly

[Aktungbby]

remembering: no Viagra:k_confused:....no fun!:wah::Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

Denny Crane came to his aid :yep:

https://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2007/06/ss-legal_briefs.png

[Jimbuna]

and all mayhem then ensued

[Reece]

but man what a party!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

they were having next door

[Aktungbby]

three Viagra solved 'social-distancing' :rock::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

and hardened the mind set

[Aktungbby]

and porpoise of handy dolphin:O:

[Jimbuna]

some people try too hard

[Aktungbby]

try too harda concept from rugby daze!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

. Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Aktungbby]

where ruminants roam; rechewin' cud

[Reece]

Tonto acted as a door

[Aktungbby]

and got his knob shot off:o

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quotro, "OMG no more head" :o

[Texas Red]

Mrs. Quatro wanted to give head :O:

[Reece]

Watch the language, getting crude :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Mrs. Quatro wanted to give head :O:

Third time in recent weeks I've been directed towards your posts.

Think before you post please.

[Jimbuna]

Watch the language, getting crude :hmmm:

It should not happen again

[Texas Red]

Gotcha.

Back to the story.

Mr. Quatro is still alive somehow

[Aktungbby]

Mr. Quatro is still alive somehowwatching Hedy Lamarr classic movies:yeah: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Hedy_Lamarr_in_The_Heavenly_Body_1944.jpg/800px-Hedy_Lamarr_in_The_Heavenly_Body_1944.jpg

[Texas Red]

And Humphrey Bogart movies, classics!

[Jimbuna]

but some would say otherwise

[Reece]

Yes Hedley Lamarr would be upset :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-ZC7uNnc

[Mr Quatro]

Actually Mr Quatro watching Eastwood movies :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Aktungbby]

finally grasping his 'manly limitations':O:

[Jimbuna]

and taking one final look

[Aktungbby]

before ridin' into the sunset

[Jimbuna]

on his three legged pony

[Aktungbby]

for failure to 'pony up'

[Texas Red]

I ride a black mustang

[Jimbuna]

but only in your dreams

[Texas Red]

In my dreams, I also