The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and a shattered wisdom tooth

[Reece]

Mr Quatro kicked Jim's butt because

[Mr Quatro]

Jim sold Reece to Circus :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

one of those performing chimps

[STEED]

Goosed jim, jim was shocked!

[Jimbuna]

STEED was in his element

[STEED]

Naked party was in full....

[Jimbuna]

view of the chief rabbi

[STEED]

Mr Quatro whom said.....Yes

[Mr Quatro]

Yes, pass the popcorn Steed :yep:

[Jimbuna]

STEEDS keyboard started to smoke

[Aktungbby]

as his qwerty got flirty

[Jimbuna]

with a weird scented wrist

[Mr Quatro]

from doing the hand jive :yep:

[Aktungbby]

WHILST FLICKING HIS BIG BIC

[Mr Quatro]

Jukebox playing "Love Me Tender" :D

[mapuc]

they were a lovely couple

[STEED]

Reece and Jim....No way! :o

[mapuc]

marriage was in the mold

[Reece]

for Jim and mapuc, they

[Aktungbby]

deigned to consumate their nuptuals

[Jimbuna]

in the local knocking shop

[Reece]

it was a lovely wedding :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

venue for the dung beetle

[Mr Quatro]

Music provided by Wille Nelson :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a tribe of pygmies

[Aktungbby]

with nose bones gone askew

[Jimbuna]

to match their upper lips

[Mr Quatro]

Reece's twin Steed missed wedding :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because of his jail sentence

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's release because climate change :yep:

[Jimbuna]

coming out of his trousers

[Mr Quatro]

Don't touch that one Reece :o

[STEED]

Go on reece, grab it! :)

[Jimbuna]

it isn't all that big

[STEED]

It's massive...Reece grinned happy.

[Jimbuna]

that his magnifying glass worked

[STEED]

Well on Jim's grape nuts.

[Jimbuna]

and STEEDS now infamous chipolata

[STEED]

With hot spicy death source..


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[Jimbuna]

for those that tasted it

[Aktungbby]

subsequently needed a competent proctologist

[Jimbuna]

with a long probing instrument

[STEED]

Aliens probed reece for beer.

[Jimbuna]

and a cherry bakewell tart

[Mr Quatro]

tis a girl or treat?

[STEED]

The aliens found pork pies.

[Aktungbby]

gobbled with green man gusto:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

alongside the cabbage patch doll

[Aktungbby]

WHICH RECIEVED ITS JUST DESSERTS

[Jimbuna]

in the form of a

[STEED]

Sponge pudding and cream cake.

[Jimbuna]

were also on the menu

[STEED]

Aktungbby licks his lips and..

[Eichhörnchen]

... they found only witchetty grubs.

[Jimbuna]

in his trouser back pocket

[STEED]

Plans for a mega bean!

[Jimbuna]

and bacon brown bread sandwich

[Mr Quatro]

delivered by transsexual showing boobs :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and many other imaginary things

[Mr Quatro]

with or without pecan balls?

[Jimbuna]

the pecan has requested 'without'

[Reece]

the prodigal scum has returned!! :D

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where his friend Jim lives. :up:

[Mr Quatro]

Missed us uh, Slime ball? :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Temporary insanity is no defence

[STEED]

Will £500 do the trick? :haha:

[Jimbuna]

no tricks for cash here

[STEED]

I see, how about gold. :03:

[Jimbuna]

better than frankincense and myrrh

[Mr Quatro]

Reece back to rabbit hole :yep:

[STEED]

You been smoking dope again? :|\\

[Jimbuna]

first message of complaint received

[Mr Quatro]

Did we hurt someone's feelings?

[Jimbuna]

all in a days work

[STEED]

Lets have beer and smile. :DL

[Mr Quatro]

Warning Reece I don't sleep :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

whilst he is on duty

[STEED]

On his big pogo stick.

[Reece]

Reece gave Mr Quatro a hiding :yep::yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

peak-ah-boo see you :up:

[Reece]

his ass was glowing red. :Kaleun_Applaud:

[STEED]

Like the red light district.

[Jimbuna]

out in the blue yonder

[STEED]

Aliens landed in whole Australia.

[Jimbuna]

as the two-trick pony returned

[Reece]

the aliens saddled and mounted

[Jimbuna]

Reece in a timely fashion

[Mr Quatro]

Elvis is in the building :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he claimed the first ride

[STEED]

Wow is that a smile?

[Mr Quatro]

After he farted Reece smiled :o

[STEED]

So it is a smile.

[Mr Quatro]

After he farted Reece smiled :o

[STEED]

WHAT AGAIN!...NO WAY MAN. :o :o :o :o

[mapuc]

it was not a smile

[Jimbuna]

for those with low morality

[mapuc]

which was mapuc's middle name

[Jimbuna]

Susan being his christian name

[Mr Quatro]

got rich selling Swiss knives :yep:

[Reece]

Suddenly Mr Quatro farted, stinky waft!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Mr Quatro]

He was @ fast food window :yep:

[Reece]

when Jim copped the lot!! :dead:

Jim on the job, (he found me): https://bgr.com/2019/07/11/farting-felon-clay-county-missouri/

[STEED]

And was rushed to hospital.

[Mr Quatro]

due to Jim farted twice :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a pot of jam

[Mr Quatro]

nobody saw Jim do it :o

[Jimbuna]

apart from the local lunatic

[Reece]

Mr Quatro, he loved the fumes! :yep:

[mapuc]

ah smells like Chanel 5

[Mr Quatro]

more like beer and sausage :yep:

[Reece]

mmmmm, yummy, mapuc tucks in!! :D

[Jimbuna]

to a fried egg sandwich

[STEED]

Oh boy that sounds great.

[Reece]

then. . . more gas!! STEED chokes :oops:

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before him

[Reece]

and melts from the fumes!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

There is definitely a possibility

[STEED]

Reece getting naked for all! :o

[Jimbuna]

those of a strong disposition

[STEED]

Voted for a new comic.

[Jimbuna]

that was called The Sun

[Reece]

STEED shouldn't be looking there!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

he's a page three addict

[Reece]

even I'm on page 5! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the Sun not the Beano

[Reece]

I threw page 3 away :yep:

[Jimbuna]

should help your blood pressure

[Mr Quatro]

Yes, blood pressure very important :yep:

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[Aktungbby]

Yes, blood pressure very important :yep:

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so no viagra 4 U!:O:

[mapuc]

in fact it's STEED's wife

[Jimbuna]

that stuff causes stiff necks

[Reece]

and other parts as well. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

in particular, my middle toe:k_confused:

[Reece]

in particular, my middle toe:k_confused:
you must have rubbed it!! :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

at battle of little toe :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

or the little big horn

[Reece]

Jim guessed it, he wins! :up:

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[Jimbuna]

a lifetime supply of beer

[Mr Quatro]

stored in earthquake proof cellar :yep:

[Jimbuna]

next to his curry restaurant

[Reece]

that wasn't earthquake proof, Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

Jim ordered bomb shelter instead :yep:

[Reece]

but it collapsed and Jim

[Jimbuna]

claimed on his home insurance

[Mr Quatro]

Steed was the insurance adjuster :yep:

[Jimbuna]

without the stiff upper lip

[Reece]

He awarded Jim $22.50 damages! :oops:

[mapuc]

and £1000000 for all ours

[Mr Quatro]

Minus VAT (value added tax) :yep:

[Reece]

at 95%, Jim cried but

[Mr Quatro]

Whoops!

[Mr Quatro]

his curry restaurant went broke :hmmm:

[Reece]

Jim bummed his way around

[STEED]

China selling his sexy doughnuts.

[Reece]

naturally they were chocolate coated!!

[Jimbuna]

coming with an odious odour

[mapuc]

became popular among subsim members

[Jimbuna]

who didn't know any better

[Aktungbby]

IN THEIR REALISTIC 'PIGBOAT' MANCAVES

[Jimbuna]

carved out of nutty slack

[mapuc]

Steptoe was their trusted captain

[Mr Quatro]

with one eye/one leg :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

and a terrible sense of

[Reece]

cleanliness and a foul bowel

[Mr Quatro]

To flush or not flush :o

[Reece]

these decisions crowded mapuc's mind :yep:

[Jimbuna]

until a light flashed on

[Mr Quatro]

motion detector light that is :yep:

[Jimbuna]

low on battery power consumption

[Reece]

"SPADOONCH" something hit the water!!

[Jimbuna]

causing the largest of ripples

[Reece]

and the foulest of stinks!! :oops::o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

a sewage pipe had cracked

[Mr Quatro]

empty paper roll left behind :o

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of Blue Nun

[Reece]

rolled down the driveway and

[Jimbuna]

fell over into the gutter

[Reece]

STEED picked it up and

[Jimbuna]

hid it under his dress

[STEED]

As the blob chased jim.

[Jimbuna]

for protection from STEEDS molestations

[Mr Quatro]

With a straight jacket on? :o

[Jimbuna]

and a pair of wellies

[Reece]

this sight was too much :o

[STEED]

Jim dived into a beer...

[Mr Quatro]

While laughing his ass off :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the mayhem before him

[STEED]

The EU won and celebrated.

[Jimbuna]

the turkeys voted for christmas

[Aktungbby]

KNOWING THANKSGIVING WAS A LOSER:O:

[Jimbuna]

just don't forget the stuffing

[Mr Quatro]

goes in one end and

[Jimbuna]

comes out of the other

[STEED]

Toilet gag coming up....reece. :03:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece sitting on the pot :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

trying to pass something hot

[Aktungbby]

instead of his customary snot :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

and green cheddar cheese toastie

[Aktungbby]

...ending three stanzas of rot :O:

[Jimbuna]

the demonic poet struck again

[Mr Quatro]

only fingers left to wipe :arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

HIS SORDID VILE IAMBIC PANTAMETER

[mapuc]

mapuc felt pity with Reece

[STEED]

Slipping him $5000 under the..

[Reece]

toilet door, he was happy! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

unfortunately the money was forged

[STEED]

By jim, printing Reich marks. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

The spanner in the works

[Mr Quatro]

left printer's finger prints :yep:

[STEED]

Detective Reece was on the..

[Jimbuna]

streets begging for some pennies

[Aktungbby]

PENURY BEING HIS MAIN OCCUPATION

[Jimbuna]

to his secondary employment role

[Aktungbby]

as an octogenarian's rental boytoy:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece reported lost in outback :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of the old sheep farm

[Mr Quatro]

Snipers bullet missing in action :yep:

[Jimbuna]

miles away from the target

[Reece]

Reece enjoying lamb din dins:yep:

[Jimbuna]

with the cow next door

[Mr Quatro]

Which end of cow Jim?

[Jimbuna]

probably the rear knowing Reece :O:

[Aktungbby]

GOING VISUAL: THAT'S UDDERLY DISGUSTIN':O:

[Mr Quatro]

twice a day for milking :yep:

[Aktungbby]

foamy froth from 'gran tetons':O:

[Cyborg322]

holy cow its a joke

[Aktungbby]

BOARDERING ON SCANDALOUS BOVINE SCATOLOGY:o

[Reece]

Reece kicked its butt however

[Mr Quatro]

Ate the tongue and brains :yep:

[Jimbuna]

keeping the rear for himself

[Mr Quatro]

Reece fired up the barbie :yep:

[Aktungbby]

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[Jimbuna]

setting his pink panties alight

[Aktungbby]

AND ROASTED HIS OWN REAR

[Mr Quatro]

pot didn't feel right anymore :o

[Jimbuna]

than it had felt prior

[Reece]

To relieving his foul bowel

[Mr Quatro]

Restaurant asked Reece to leave :o

[Reece]

after he dropped a disgusting

[Jimbuna]

suggestive note to the waitress

[STEED]

Hubba hubba hubba room nine. :03: :o

[Jimbuna]

was in the wine cellar

[Aktungbby]

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[Mr Quatro]

Reece couldn't find condom machine :oops:

[mapuc]

so he knitted a homemade

[Mr Quatro]

Reece took her on sawdust

[Reece]

but slipped over and broke

[mapuc]

his nose while trying to