The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

unless you partied through it

[Reece]

Swanny purchased a new car

[Jimbuna]

that came without an engine

[Reece]

the local mechanic tried to

[Jimbuna]

fit an old steam engine

[Reece]

it ran untill the police

[Aktungbby]

arrested him for global warming

[Reece]

the boiler built up pressure

[Jimbuna]

then blew a head of

[Reece]

beer off Jim's glass, he

[Jimbuna]

would live to regret that

[Reece]

Reece shouted him a pint!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a rum and pep

[Reece]

Swanny watched on crying but

[Jimbuna]

never got one tiny sip

[Reece]

Aktungbby laughed whilst clouting Swanny :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

with an old sweaty sock

[Aktungbby]

Seriously in need of repair(s):arrgh!:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12909:shucks:

[Reece]

the socks were op-shop rejects

[Jimbuna]

stolen from a blind beggar

[Reece]

Officer Jim caught Aktungbby and

[Jimbuna]

made him change his diaper

[Reece]

but aktungbby refused to so

[Jimbuna]

it then became his mattress

[Reece]

the buildup of blowflies caused

[Jimbuna]

the start of a plague

[blackswan40]

Of yorkshire nomads heading north

[Jimbuna]

to try and better themselves

[Reece]

to no avail. Swanny took

[Aktungbby]

umbrage at encroaching his demesne

[Reece]

(I assume you mean demesne since there is no such word as demense)

but council found it offensive

[Jimbuna]

and made a compulsory purchase

[Reece]

of Aktungs estate for $25 :wah:

[Jimbuna]

double what it was worth

[Aktungbby]

Aktung suddenly passed away, intestate:dead:

[Jimbuna]

leaving absolutely everything to Jimbuna

[Aktungbby]

who's wife demanded her cut :oops:http://www.subsim.com/404n.jpg:O:

[Jimbuna]

of only the loose change

[Aktungbby]

of shekels, farthings, and pittances

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting nickles and dimes

[Aktungbby]

'big bucks' being in rut:O:

[Jimbuna]

just like pounds and pence

[Aktungbby]

...not enhanced by Charles III's viseage!??

[Texas Red]

but instead enhanced by America!

[Reece]

get no arguments from me!! :D

[Texas Red]

Americans rejoiced when Jimbuna returned

[Reece]

the stolen golf clubs, but

[Texas Red]

he put them inside pigs!!

[Reece]

after time passed Aktung grabbed

[Aktungbby]

niblik from his kangaroo bag https://www.kangaroogolfstream.com/products/golf-bag/img/slideshow/bag-slideshow-1.jpg

[Reece]

though they stank a bit!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

through total lack of use

[Reece]

a huge bonfire fixed that!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down at the ranch

[Reece]

Tonto acted as a door

[Jimbuna]

leading to the branding area

[Reece]

Swanny bent over and was

[Jimbuna]

tied to the branding table

[Aktungbby]

awaiting Aktung's hot running iron

[blackswan40]

Then branded on both cheeks

[Aktungbby]

as only a 'cheeky-sod' does

[Jimbuna]

the heat of the moment

[blackswan40]

Doing the hot arse shuffle

[Reece]

his undies caught fire and

Note:
For those who haven't heard the old saying here it is: (from post #19804 & 19805)

Meanwhile back at the ranch Tonto acted as a door and got his knob shot off.

[Aktungbby]

his gluteii weren't maximii anymore:oops:

[Reece]

his gluteii weren't maximii anymore:oops:
more like meatballs - any gravy?

[blackswan40]

Thats criminal without crusty bread :O::yeah::O:

[Aktungbby]

to sop up the drippings:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

not to mention the crumbs

[Reece]

Aktungbby found a curly hair

[Jimbuna]

growing from his upper lip

[Aktungbby]

to be twirled and waxed

[Jimbuna]

by that demonic Sweeney Todd

[Reece]

it grew long and thick

[Jimbuna]

as a sweaty dockers sandwich

[Reece]

Aktungbby gave it a taste :dead:

[Jimbuna]

that no other would dare

[Aktungbby]

...nibbling loose hairy-ends: his fôrte:shucks::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

and his reason for being

[Aktungbby]

...that was her complaint too!:timeout::hmph::/\\k:

[Reece]

...that was her complaint too!:timeout::hmph::/\\k:
Aktungbby received a good clout!! :k_confused:. . . :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

hair of the dog anyone :shucks::doh::shucks:

[Aktungbby]

cried Aktunq, whilst quaffing Hamm's:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

from a rusty old bucket

[Reece]

half full of stinky garbage http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Texas Red]

and tears from SH5 players

[blackswan40]

El Whacko's back hunting vermin :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a rusty old gun

[blackswan40]

Bent barrel shoots round corners :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but only on odd days

[Reece]

other days just never fired!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

so he used caps instead

[Reece]

don't forget the cowboy outfit!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and the fish net stockings

[Reece]

sounds like bigfoot is back

[Jimbuna]

for another day in earnest

[Aktungbby]

....depending on one's moral fibre

[Jimbuna]

or the lack of it

[Reece]

bigfoot headed for Jim's house :o

[Aktungbby]

hoping for yeti a back-shave:O:

[Reece]

Jim got his razor out

[Aktungbby]

which was 'straighter' than he:D

[Reece]

but decided on using a

[Jimbuna]

newly sharpened samurai warrior sword

[Reece]

bigfoot looked down at Jim :oops::x:stare:

[Jimbuna]

then ran out the room

[Texas Red]

hopped into his saucer and

[Reece]

crying like a big baby!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

flew off into outer space

[Aktungbby]

transforming back into a 'gray'

[Jimbuna]

slither of a ghostly parrot

[Aktungbby]

mounted on Aktung's left shoulder:arrgh!:

[Reece]

transformed back to bigfoot crushing

[Jimbuna]

the last of his morals

[Reece]

and also his rather hairy

[Jimbuna]

fairy he hid from everyone

[Reece]

, must have been Aktungbby's friend!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

if not his tinker Belle

[Jimbuna]

from a previous imaginery life

[blackswan40]

What a life it was

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12946

[Aktungbby]

getting my peter panned salubriously:shucks::O:

[Jimbuna]

down at the veterinary surgery

[Aktungbby]

in the bluegrass stud barn:oops:

[Jimbuna]

where the pigs were segregated

[Aktungbby]

into Hampshireshttps://www.britishpigs.org.uk/images/2020/04/30/hampshire-breed.jpg and lowly Yorkshires https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Oregon_State_Fair_pigs.jpg/1280px-Oregon_State_Fair_pigs.jpg:O:

[Jimbuna]

or simply pork and ham

[blackswan40]

A propper six pack Jim :yep::D:yep:

http://afs.okstate.edu/breeds/swine/yorkshire/york.jpg

[Reece]

Aktungbby likes his six pack! :yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

carried by half-dozen native bearers

[Jimbuna]

wearing see through loin cloths

[Aktungbby]

prancing to boogie-woogie blues

[Jimbuna]

to entertain all the onlookers

[Aktungbby]

trying to avert their eyes

[Jimbuna]

from the debacle shown them

[Reece]

of Aktungbby in the shower!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

playing drop the soap games:06:

[Reece]

Swanny came up behind and

[Aktungbby]

:oops:slipped on the soap bar :Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

then Aktungbby let rip, Swanny

[Aktungbby]

shrieked in pain and agony

[Reece]

shrieked in pain and agony

gasping for air, he collapsed

[Aktungbby]

"Hasta la Vista" decried Aktung

[Jimbuna]

as his dentures fell out

[Reece]

then gave Swanny mouth to mouth :dead:

[Jimbuna]

with a nearby sewage pump

[Reece]

in goes the bad air . . .

[Jimbuna]

perfectly matching the bad hair

[Aktungbby]

in goes the bad air . . .

perfectly matching the bad hair

not to mention, disgustingly bare :o

[Jimbuna]

Seldom has there ever been

[Aktungbby]

upright posts in this thread!:O:

[Jimbuna]

or any other as well

[Aktungbby]

due to lack of moderation!:arrgh!::haha::har:

[Jimbuna]

and the madness of posters

[blackswan40]

Yorkshire lingo no one understands

[Jimbuna]

not as bad as mackems

[Reece]

not as bad as mackems

running around naked showing off

[Jimbuna]

their sisters they're married to

[Aktungbby]

like Geordi:"incest is best":O:

[Jimbuna]

keeping it in the family

[Aktungbby]

like Reece's "maids in Adelaide":shucks:

[Jimbuna]

not a sight to behold

[Aktungbby]

depending on who's on top!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

whoever has the most money

[blackswan40]

Swanny wants a freeby Jim

[Reece]

accept one of mine Swanny! :up:

[Jimbuna]

never settle for fools gold

[Reece]

Swanny was delighted until he

[blackswan40]

Was Introduced to Big Bertha

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12951

[Reece]

Swanny dove in anyway - mmmmm!! :oops: :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[blackswan40]

With snorkel and Flippers Jim

[Aktungbby]

shouted out "deeper Swannie deeper":shucks:

[blackswan40]

I kept to shallow end

[Aktungbby]

with one "head" above water??!!

[Jimbuna]

quite a scene was viewed

[Texas Red]

when Reece ordered "Battle stations!"

[Aktungbby]

Reece: "belay that!!!....Heads Up!"https://media.tenor.com/sm6myEhTmQsAAAAd/apocalypse-now-surfacing.gif

[Reece]

Jim dropped some depth charges :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Texas Red]

which exploded and did nothing!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

Nonsense! sumpthin' got El-Whacko'd hard!:yep::oops:

[blackswan40]

Sumpthin from nut oil tank :O:

[Reece]

probably peanut oil Swanny!! :dead: Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

Swanny had lost his marbles

[Jimbuna]

in a game of cards

[blackswan40]

With black hearts and diamonds :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

but his nuts were safe

[Jimbuna]

and red spades and clubs

[Aktungbby]

properly bid, "turned the trick"

[Jimbuna]

on to the other side

[Aktungbby]

Which opened with "one diamond"

[Jimbuna]

and a pair of spades

[Aktungbby]

in a dead man's hand!

[Jimbuna]

Ever felt like a right

[Aktungbby]

then left, leaves one bereft

[Reece]

of intelligence, Aktung's living proof!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...intelligence ain't a :subsim: prerequisite:doh::O:

[Reece]

so true, explains a lot!! :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

as does my sig's quote

[blackswan40]

Ignorance is bliss ask swanny

[Jimbuna]

for a pint of beer

[Eichhörnchen]

"Afraid I'm a bit short"

[Jimbuna]

and needy of a wig :)

[Texas Red]

i'm underage too! what the

[Aktungbby]

el-whackos do here amazes me

[Jimbuna]

and many other community members

[Reece]

but he's one of us!! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Aktungbby]

only till mommy forbids it

[Reece]

Oh dear!! Mummy is furious :o :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

furious mother of all clyclones :ping::D:ping:

[Reece]

Aktungbby got picked up and

[Jimbuna]

threw into the rubbish bin

[blackswan40]

As refuse truck arrived Jim

[Aktungbby]

threw into the rubbish bin...that's "thrown" ya illiterate bugger!:O::know::woot::shucks:

[blackswan40]

Don't upset the tyne maffia

[Aktungbby]

"Old Tynes here aren't forgot...":haha:

[Jimbuna]

...that's "thrown" ya illiterate bugger!:O::know::woot::shucks:

Don't upset the tyne maffia

As is said in Geordie land

[Aktungbby]

Whilst seated on the thrown!!???https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/happy-man-sitting-toilet-22630116.jpg:O:

[Reece]

Yeh, good picture of Aktungbby!! :oops::D

[Aktungbby]

My 'King' Elvis impersonation actually:O:

[Reece]

some loud explosions were heard!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

As he returned to sender :D

[Reece]

Aktungbby received a full dose :oops::doh: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

You're the devil in disguise

[blackswan40]

Buna of suspicious minds Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

yes and always will be

[Aktungbby]

Trust no one...saves energy!:huh::damn::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

plug in a smaller lightbulb

[Reece]

where do you plug it? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Where the sun don't shine:D

[Reece]

Jim received the lightbulb, it

[blackswan40]

Kept changing colours until Jim

[Jimbuna]

slowly plugged it into Reece

[Reece]

whilst batting his eyelids gleefully!!

[Jimbuna]

as he made the connection

[Aktungbby]

Reece suddenly won chess games:timeout: https://d2kspx2x29brck.cloudfront.net/1200x675/filters:format(webp)/2022/10/07/image/png/PJGDhlkwjeMXpklKAPLXo7sl9trpMhjymmnLMfMD.png

[Jimbuna]

he had always dreamed of

[Reece]

against Jim, we all celebrated!! :Kaleun_Applaud::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

as the drugs took effect

[blackswan40]

Reece started swating imaginary Flies

[Jimbuna]

hovering around his nose end

[Reece]

eventually clouted himself, owch!! :oops::wah: Jim

[Aktungbby]

"if in snout; give clout"

[Reece]

poor Jim was holding a

[blackswan40]

Tissue Reece sneezed snotty blood

[Reece]

clots and swiped the tissue!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

to dip in his tea

[Aktungbby]

Calcutta Gray for pukka sahibs:O:

[Jimbuna]

was always a good choice

[Reece]

Jim and Aktungbby joined in

[blackswan40]

Swanny arrived with biscuits Jim