The Five Word Story Game

[mapuc]

(cried Jim, offending STEED profusely )

Reece was laughing at this

[Reece]

until STEED hit him with

[mapuc]

his newly made wooden teeth

[Reece]

that left a painful mark

[Jimbuna]

on poor Reece spotty buttocks

[Reece]

thankfully Jim kissed it better!! :D

[STEED]

With hot kisses and beer.

[Cyborg322]

shampoo. It was so shiny

[Jimbuna]

Rudolph would be most proud

[Reece]

Suddenly the ground shook violently!! :o

[STEED]

And Reece declared to the...

[Cyborg322]

Earthquake Committee an impending disaster

[STEED]

No more flake girl adverts! :o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61xXsQIyb3k

[Reece]

Only the reality that STEED

[mapuc]

actually was Reece in disguise

[Mr Quatro]

Only the reality that STEED

picks nose and eats boogers :o

[Reece]

especially the crunchy brown ones http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[STEED]

Only the reality that STEED

actually was Reece in disguise

What's reece doing with my

[Reece]

tutu, oh no, he's gonna

[Jimbuna]

wet his panties yet again

[Mr Quatro]

wet his panties yet again

that say I love Jim

[Reece]

handing him the wet panties!! :O:

[STEED]

Which exploded blowing Australia away! :o

[mapuc]

to the backside of the

[Reece]

Moon, crushing China's spacecraft, China

[Jimbuna]

thought everyone looked the same

[Reece]

except mapuc wearing a nappy! :o

[Jimbuna]

The kid ran two laps

[STEED]

And one a mint choc..

[Cyborg322]

of the Waffer thin variety

[Reece]

that was actually a laxative!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

wrapped in a golden coloured

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's panties :o:yep::D

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/507543640/im_not_crazy_womens_boy_brief.jpg?width=750&height =750&Filters=%5b%7b%22name%22%3a%22background%22%2 c%22value%22%3a%22F2F2F2%22%2c%22sequence%22%3a2%7 d%5d

[Cyborg322]

Steed's panties :o:yep::D

What ? Gold ? Pink ? two words

[mapuc]

Thou shall count the smileys

[Reece]

smileys don't count, he's fired!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from the local circus cannon

[mapuc]

flew over the cuckoo's nest

[Jimbuna]

into a bowl of soup

[Mr Quatro]

the circus rehired Mr Quatro :yep:

[Reece]

after a lengthy apology, Jim

[mapuc]

complained to the waiter, there's

[Reece]

soup on my fly, please

[Jimbuna]

have Reece clean it off

[STEED]

Reece went on strike calling.

[Jimbuna]

for a minimum wage rise

[STEED]

And frilly knickers to wear.

[Reece]

I got my wish but

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/women/2016/09/14/knickers_1_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqLgXq7ysPhun9bd6b1XRPE 7ej_Ly0bOG-fW-nze31Bzs.jpg?imwidth=450

[STEED]

Jim stole them off Reece!

[Reece]

after putting them on he

[Mr Quatro]

after putting them on he

He wet all over them :yep:

[Reece]

Reece didn't want them back

[STEED]

Jim had a pot noodle...

[Jimbuna]

and a rum and pep

[mapuc]

Jim had a good life

[Reece]

until STEED gave him a

[Mr Quatro]

until STEED gave him a

(link)

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/onaturel-paris-nude-restaurant-closes_us_5c3649f6e4b070b69ae0612e

First Nude Restaurant closes because

[Aktungbby]

LES GRANDE TETONS SANS BIBS :shucks:

[Reece]

Jim drooled food down his

[Jimbuna]

his neighbours rear garden shed

[Reece]

his neighbours rear garden shed

belonging to STEED, he demanded

[mapuc]

people was peeking on him

[STEED]

Hey I'm in the bath! :)

[Reece]

that's why Jim puked, STEED

[STEED]

Took another bath and declared

[Mr Quatro]

Took another bath and declared

Jim was peeing on him

[STEED]

Reece took pictures and sold

[Reece]

Them on the black market

[Jimbuna]

located on STEEDS love island

[mapuc]

where his lovely goats was

[Mr Quatro]

nibbling on him while sleeping :o

[STEED]

Reece shot them for lunch.

[mapuc]

cloned on of them and

[Reece]

gifted it to mapuc, he

[mapuc]

took it to the cinema

[Reece]

took it to the cinema

as his date, everybody looked

[Mr Quatro]

wondering about hole n'popcorn box

[Reece]

why was it there? Surely

[Jimbuna]

Reece must know the answer

[STEED]

After he sunk some beer..

[Jimbuna]

the answer came upon him

[Reece]

it was to get a

[Mr Quatro]

it was to get a

real pony for his birthday

[Reece]

that response boggles imagination!! Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

Reece went for a ride

[mapuc]

On the merry-go-around

[Fubar2Niner]

,it wasn't so merry, as

[Eichhörnchen]

he expected, because a giant

[STEED]

Wagon wheel bopped him on...

[Reece]

the head, causing my brain

[Jimbuna]

to start functioning at last

[Reece]

Suddenly I was Einstein, STEED

[STEED]

Bought everyone a beer and...

[Jimbuna]

flashed at the passing tourists

[Mr Quatro]

flashed at the passing tourists

till arrested by beach patrol :o

[Jimbuna]

for stripping off his mankini

[Mr Quatro]

then pulling out his pud :o

[Reece]

the people cheered and clapped

[STEED]

STEED had a big whopper! :o

[Reece]

Jim cried with jealousy until

[STEED]

He saw an advert to

[Mr Quatro]

He saw an advert to

change the subject matter towards

[STEED]

Pot Noodle super whoppers free

[Reece]

Jim gorged himself until finally -

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Reece]

called STEED puked in disgust!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

As was his usually way

[mapuc]

poor STEED.... please continue with

[Reece]

the insults cried mapuc, he

[Mr Quatro]

the insults cried mapuc, he

forgot Steed, Jim and Reece

[Reece]

were rolling on the floor

[Cyborg322]

Laughing undaunted by the onslaught :har:

[Jimbuna]

from STEED the hairy midget

[Reece]

came a blood curdling cry

[Jimbuna]

"I want my little mammy"

[Reece]

Mummy wiped his snotty nose :oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce leaf

[STEED]

Trump bought it for Million's

[Jimbuna]

of Mexican red runner beans

[Mr Quatro]

keep an appearance of decency

[STEED]

Super Trump game now on..:haha:

[Cyborg322]

sky sports exclusive featuring the

[STEED]

Great game of whoppers and

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's chocolate and Reece bars :o

[STEED]

Jim went woohoo from his

[Cyborg322]

chocolate customs border patrol unit

[Reece]

until he got a flat

[Jimbuna]

pint of Newcastle Brown Ale

[Reece]

that Jim passed to STEED

[Jimbuna]

to wash his nappies with

[Reece]

this was nothing unusual though :oops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrRhC3IT_q0

[Jimbuna]

the aroma was so unpleasant

[STEED]

Trump demanded a big wall.

[Jimbuna]

to protect from the stench

[Aktungbby]

OF ALL THE CONGREGATED DESPERADOS

[Jimbuna]

sseking asylum in STEEDS house

[mapuc]

He invited everyone, even Reece

[Mr Quatro]

but Reece burned house down

[STEED]

Jim's house went up resulting..

[mapuc]

in a Jimexit from his

[Reece]

home to join the EU :doh:

[mapuc]

People was celebrating, ´cause now

[Reece]

Jim was hard core member :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim was hard core member :yep:

Paying Union dues no less

[Reece]

Disgusted STEED kicked Jim's butt

[Jimbuna]

but died from resulting retaliation

[Reece]

Poor STEED groped at Jim's

[Jimbuna]

shotgun but to no avail

[Reece]

then it went off, STEED

[Jimbuna]

looked different without a head

[Mr Quatro]

ER put head back on

[mapuc]

By mistake they put the

[Reece]

head on his butt, STEED

[mapuc]

was pleased with their job

[Reece]

until he used the toilet :doh::oops:

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

[Mr Quatro]

cough then became a fart

[s7rikeback]

cough then became a fart
Which became a sticky issue

[Reece]

Oh no diarrhoea!! Help!! Splosh!! :oops:

[s7rikeback]

Oh no diarrhoea!! Help!! Splosh!! :oops:
it slowly began to drip:doh:

[Reece]

Jim laughed his head off!! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Till the smell caught up

[s7rikeback]

Till the smell caught up
and left him gagging for

[Reece]

air, it was too late

[s7rikeback]

air, it was too late
he was on his knee

[Rockstar]

losing consciousness he fell into

[Reece]

a coma, after being revived

[Aktungbby]

BLATANTLY, HIS D.N.R ORDER NOTWITHSTANDING,

[Jimbuna]

passing away was a blessing

[Reece]

Poor Jim he'll be missed

[Mr Quatro]

If Jim had only listened

[Jimbuna]

to the sound of music

[Aktungbby]

from sibilant sirens, sweetly singing

[Reece]

he might still be here :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

heard Jim joined the ghostbusters

[Reece]

until a Vampire bit him!! :doh:

https://7d.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/alhead1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

When the moon goes down

[Reece]

he'll search for STEED, then

[Mr Quatro]

he'll search for STEED, then

biting him in the neck

[mapuc]

STEED was transformed into something

[Jimbuna]

uglier than he was before

[Mr Quatro]

uglier than he was before

hit back with ugly stick

[Jimbuna]

and broke it into pieces

[Reece]

STEED grew into a huge

[Mr Quatro]

pile of left over pasta

[Reece]

and oozed over Jim's lap

[Jimbuna]

top like a melting blancmange

[Reece]

and that was the end! :yep:

[mapuc]

Once upon..... inside Trumps head

[Mr Quatro]

found a cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

Playing with some loose marbles

[Jimbuna]

and boasting about fake news

[Aktungbby]

SADLY LACKING IN ANY VERISIMILITUDE

[Mr Quatro]

SADLY LACKING IN ANY VERISIMILITUDE

Steed doesn't understand big words :haha:

[Aktungbby]

his linguistics lacking in panache

[STEED]

Jim is flamboyant and French. :03: :O:

[Reece]

Jim is flamboyant and French. :03: :O:

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b7/18/ca/b718ca9676e8cc8b7003676684623c07.jpg
as he gayly strutted around

[STEED]

In his big brash wig! :o

[Reece]

don't forget his painted mole!! :D

[Jimbuna]

well, each to their own

[Reece]

Reece in his castle, STEED

[Jimbuna]

living in his underground lair

[STEED]

In London March 2019...BANG!

[Jimbuna]

a thought crossed his mind

[mapuc]

And STEED is now called

[Mr Quatro]

The man without a mind

[Reece]

a horror story about a

[Jimbuna]

fat old man living alone

[Mr Quatro]

with his cat and dog

[Jimbuna]

in a rusty septic tank

[Reece]

that stank so bad it

[Mr Quatro]

that stank so bad it

caused health department called in :o

[Jimbuna]

for serious environmental health risks

[Reece]

the Ghost Busters were called

[Jimbuna]

some very rude swear words

[Reece]

by "Mr Quatro", Jim arrested him

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's attorney got me free

[Aktungbby]

in exchange for 'peculiar favors':o

[Reece]

STEED smiled concerning the arrangement :yep:

[Jimbuna]

knowing he'd be the recipient

[Mr Quatro]

knowing he'd be the recipient

First thought surley you jest :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

he queried as the shackles

[Reece]

clamped around his ankles then

[STEED]

Mr Bean said..."ORDER ORDER".

[Jimbuna]

"STEED is going to dance"

[STEED]

River dance with Reece and

[Jimbuna]

a drunken mr blobby lookalike

[Reece]

it was a gay affair :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

All day all night Maryann :o

[Reece]

down by the seaside sifting

Yes I know:

https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/912accb5_picard-facepalm.png?w=240

[Jimbuna]

through a bucket of seaweed

[STEED]

The bog monster told jim

[Reece]

to kick STEED's butt, however

[mapuc]

mapuc was very envy, he

[Mr Quatro]

He threw up all over

[Jimbuna]

the little cabbage patch doll

[STEED]

That bear hugged Reece to...

[Jimbuna]

instruct STEED to perform correctly

[STEED]

How to break wind loud !

[Reece]

RRRRip!! away it went, STEED

[Jimbuna]

had discovered his latest fetish

[Reece]

The air became thick and

[STEED]

As smog in old London town.

[mapuc]

A figure could be seen

[Reece]

yes it was Jim emerging

[FullMetalADCAP]

yes it was Jim emerging

from a Rhinos stretched anus

https://i.imgur.com/E29or4H.jpg

[Jimbuna]

holding a large golden goblet

[Mr Quatro]

holding a large golden goblet

Which flowed never ending beer

[Reece]

soon the countryside was flooded

[FullMetalADCAP]

with illegal immigrants from Mexico

[mapuc]

despite this huge LEGO-wall