The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

eventually I pulled myself up :oops:

[blackswan40]

As Jimbuna's police car flashed

[Reece]

its lights on Swanny!! :o He

[Jimbuna]

turned into a quivering wreck

[Ostfriese]

which later turned out to

[Jimbuna]

be nothing but a bluff

[Reece]

, actually a case of Herpes :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

a common ailment of Reece

[Ostfriese]

who actually runs a pub

[Jimbuna]

down by the local creche

[Ostfriese]

(a word I didn't know)

[Reece]

Jim was a regular there! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the judge permanently banned Reece

[Reece]

from helping Jim's temper outbursts! :o

[Jimbuna]

the kids felt more secure

[Aktungbby]

while wearing Jim's old handcuffs

[Ostfriese]

while wearing Jim's old handcuffs


around their necks, so they

[Jimbuna]

could sniff the pepper spray

[Reece]

oh yeh baby!! we're high!! :doh::oops:

[Ostfriese]

This didn‘t last long, so

[Reece]

we tried sniffing old socks

[Jimbuna]

Reece hid under his pillows

[Aktungbby]

...for wife's "sock-it-to-me BBY sessions!:O: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6HIzYXZzI0

[Jimbuna]

but never on a Sunday

[Aktungbby]

Easter especially; only Christ rises!:arrgh!: https://media4.giphy.com/media/U5PQJWYkiW2h3oNuqC/giphy.gif

[Jimbuna]

and all others they fall

[Ostfriese]

For the first time ever

[Jimbuna]

there was a mutual consensus

[Reece]

that Aktungbby was rather depraved!! :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

derogatory, deprived, deriguere,:hmph: and despondent??:timeout::wah::Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

Jim called the lunatic asylum :oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

no padded cells were available

[blackswan40]

So placed in baby playpen :yep:

[Aktungbby]

in a strait-jacket and Depends

[Jimbuna]

he looked quite a site

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby's novelty escapology act Jim :yep:

[Reece]

his depends overflowed :k_confused: Swanny cringed :dead::oops:

[Jimbuna]

and ran for the hills

[blackswan40]

No sound of music Jim

[Jimbuna]

the hills aren't yet alive

[Reece]

no but slippery and stinky!! :dead::oops:

[Aktungbby]

...cause 'stench' always flows downhill

[Jimbuna]

in a similar fashion to

[Reece]

flushing the toilet, mmmm yummy!! :doh:

[Tango589]

The roads were all congested

[Reece]

when Jim tried to drive

[Jimbuna]

in his new armoured tank

[Reece]

to the local shopping mall :o

[Jimbuna]

in search of a rocket

[Reece]

he destroyed several police cars

[Jimbuna]

whilst enroute to his destination

[Reece]

Finally Jim arrested Akungbby and

[Jimbuna]

locked up his mate also

[Reece]

Aktung and Swanny cried profusely :wah: :Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

as the sun went down

[blackswan40]

Cell had cold draft Jim

[Jimbuna]

had already drank it all

[Reece]

Damn!! there's no toilets around!! :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

Use Jimbuna's bobbies helmet fella


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[Reece]

Swanny and Aktungbby felt satisfied :D:smug::oops:

[Jimbuna]

their sexual desires were formulating

[blackswan40]

More rogering than Jimbuna's radio :yep::D:yep:

[Jimbuna]

static got in the way

[Aktungbby]

...more like fomenting connubial friction:o

[Reece]

more like fermenting inconsumable waste :Kaleun_Sick:

[Flaxpants]

rather like Aktungbbys daily breakfast

[Jimbuna]

or for his lunch even

[Aktungbby]

actually my 'lupper' with Lipitor:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

was nothing but a fake

[Reece]

Meanwhile Jim dressed up for

[blackswan40]

The Policemans Fancy Dress Ball


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[Jimbuna]

he was the star guest

[Aktungbby]

The Policemans Fancy Dress Ballthe star guest...'cause star-wearing helps old farts!:yeah::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10044:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

probably thought you were homeless

[Reece]

he was, Jim provided accommodation

[Jimbuna]

but only for the women

[Reece]

Aktungbby cried for mercy but

[Jimbuna]

mercy wouldn't listen to him

[Aktungbby]

but only for the women

so Actung had sex-change surgery!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

turning him into a frog

[Aktungbby]

upon which, he suddenly croaked

[Reece]

when Jim stood on him!! :D

[Jimbuna]

he made a squishy noise

[Reece]

then had a squeaky voice!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

which matched his squeaky bum

[Reece]

the boys were all excited :88):oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

'twas a truely ribbiting moment!

[Jimbuna]

for all those in attendance

[Aktungbby]

harmonizing 'round a slimey pond

[Reece]

where Aktungbby was the king! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and Reece was his queen

[Reece]

and Jim was court jester :O:

[Jimbuna]

looking up the queens dress

[Aktungbby]

perched on Ms Lilly's pad:O:

[Jimbuna]

what a sight to behold

[Aktungbby]

...pure tomfoolery, your dangling enkolpion notwithstanding!??:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

if only the bishop realised

[Reece]

it was all a dream! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

buried deep in his mind

[Reece]

Jim got hammer and chisel

[Jimbuna]

and gave them to Reece

[Aktungbby]

pounding his enigma into conundrum

[Jimbuna]

hoping that someone would understand

[Aktungbby]

the five word story puzzle:O:

[Jimbuna]

if only that were possible

[Aktungbby]

but for my ceaseless drivel:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

there is always a breakdown

[blackswan40]

With his wonky stickshift Jim

[Flaxpants]

And his wooden leg Jim

[Reece]

what a sad case, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was belle of the ball

[blackswan40]

But with no bell clapper

[Aktungbby]

clearly a dead-ringer for Aktung

[Reece]

Oh gosh!! it was Aktung!! :O::D

[Aktungbby]

0r 0ne 0f his multiple-pers0nas:06::woot::-?:huh:

[blackswan40]

Akin to Ziggy stardust Jim

[Reece]

one of those funny boys!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

ground control to major tom

[Reece]

your body's dead somethings wrong!! :o

[Ostfriese]

A long-legged, blonde, Ukrainian beauty

[Aktungbby]

who loved hot-tubbing and chardonnay

[Jimbuna]

awaiting the next mexican sojourn

[Reece]

subdued Jim trying desperately to

[Flaxpants]

get him into the sack

[Jimbuna]

in preparation for the journey

[Reece]

to hospital to remove a

[Jimbuna]

pair of red dancing shoes

[blackswan40]

With shoe horn and vaseilene :oops::timeout: :oops:

[Jimbuna]

on hand if need be

[Flaxpants]

Reece carried the lube kit

[Reece]

Reece carried the lube kit
but the shoes were stuck!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

boots on the other foot

[Reece]

was a song Jim sung! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

when booking prisoners into custody

[Reece]

Aktung was the most notorious

[Aktungbby]

notary who ever notarized notes

[Jimbuna]

usually rated as comedy fiction

[Reece]

they were all flops though!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

ticket sales were very slow

[Aktungbby]

all flops though!! :k_confused:

very slowslow flopping is my specialty:yep::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

not what the judge said

[Aktungbby]

He said: 'twaz "flow slopping"!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

you need high capacity depends! :up:

[Aktungbby]

U sound like my wife!..:timeout:

[Reece]

a woman with wise words! :up:

[Jimbuna]

and a very sharp tongue

[Aktungbby]

so true...after 43 years!??:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

So the rumours are true?

[Reece]

his wife wears the pants!! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

and he wears the frocks

[Reece]

sounds like a fair trade!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

down at the flea market

[Reece]

Jim put in a bid

[Jimbuna]

for a cabbage patch doll

[Flaxpants]

something he'd wanted for years

[Reece]

and so excited he'd won!! :D


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[Aktungbby]

/\Pippi Longstocking in a Kincaid plaid!:yeah:

[Reece]

Aktunggby was jealous and tried

[blackswan40]

Knitting cabbage patch hats Jim

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[Reece]

right at home and knitted

[Flaxpants]

about 85 the following day

[Jimbuna]

when the novelty wore off

[Flaxpants]

he took up lawn bowling

[Reece]

wearing his new hats until :D

[Jimbuna]

Reece decided to steal them

[Reece]

and burn them, Jim cried!! :wah:

[Aktungbby]

...in anguish, tearfully, and vexed:wah::Kaleun_Crying::Kaleun_Mad:

[Reece]

Reece felt sorry and decided

[Flaxpants]

to knit 85 new ones

[Jimbuna]

with the wool he pinched from

[Reece]

Aktungbby's pet lamb, Jim smiled :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

knowing Reece was in love

[Reece]

with his wife, naughty Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

abducted her and ran off

[Reece]

kicked his ass and escaped!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

back to his favourite asylum

[Reece]

there he found a girl

[Jimbuna]

wearing nothing but a smile

[Reece]

Chewing and popping bubble gum

[Jimbuna]

whilst in his time machine

[Reece]

that spun out of control

[Jimbuna]

which resulted in a nasty

[Aktungbby]

retrograde arrival in 1,000,000 BC

[Jimbuna]

the year of the ant

[Reece]

the girls worshiped him :o

[Jimbuna]

but often using five words

[Reece]

I made up for it here!! :D

[Jimbuna]

meanwhile, down on the ranch

[blackswan40]

Flaxpants had a new plan

[Jimbuna]

for learning to build a

[Aktungbby]

a lego brick golden palomino

[Jimbuna]

was always his favourite steed

[Reece]

the golden steed fell apart

[Jimbuna]

when approaching the first hurdle

[Reece]

Lego parts strewn everywhere :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

but only the four pieces

[Aktungbby]

of brown Lego road apples

[Jimbuna]

were any use at all

[Aktungbby]

except baking a road-apple pie:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

roadkill was always the favourite

[Reece]

even that was Lego made!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

some were made from meccano

[Reece]

Meanwhile Jim played with his

[Jimbuna]

latest addition his aircraft collection

[Reece]

but jealous Aktungbby smashed them! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then ran for his life

[Reece]

Jim caught him and whipped

[Jimbuna]

his backside with a nettle

[Aktungbby]

butt being well-nettled was pleasing:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

for those of a kinky

[Aktungbby]

nature, craving a just chasstisement

[Jimbuna]

when the kids aren't looking

[Aktungbby]

...or hearing shrieks of anguish

[Reece]

from his wife!! He tried

[blackswan40]

Stroking her cheeks with feather

[Reece]

but let one loose!! choke!! :oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

all life signs soon ceased

[Reece]

The ambulance was called, they

[Jimbuna]

were held up by traffic

[Aktungbby]

no problem: wife held DNR

[blackswan40]

No mouth to mouth Action :D :timeout: :D

[Jimbuna]

nothing new in that then

[Reece]

Aktung purchased some blue pills

[blackswan40]

Rigor mortice of middle wicket :D

[Reece]

That's just not cricket Swanny!! :D

[blackswan40]

Perfect for bowling maiden overs

[Jimbuna]

oh dear, perish the thought

[Aktungbby]

Rigor mortice of middle wicket :D...leads to not so 'petit-morts':oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

always nice served with custard

[blackswan40]

Just like spotted dick Jim

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[Reece]

Now that's food for thought! :oops::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

but without the dick though

[blackswan40]

Just Custardo Poyet Wise Choice

[Jimbuna]

for one with suspicious mind

[blackswan40]

Reading teachings of Aktungbbys mind

[Aktungbby]

His lower mind; not upper!??:O:

[Jimbuna]

mind you don't become disillusioned

[Aktungbby]

mind...disillusioned ...Definition: :subsim:ing on spinnlng mudball:o:timeout::nope::()1:

[Jimbuna]

Let it never be said

[Aktungbby]

Ms. Muffet parted wheys with Curdhttps://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=217382&type=sigpic&dateline=1509989108

[Reece]

this is genuine Aktungbby gibberish!! :yep::oops:

[Rockstar]

only to the uninitiated plebs

[Reece]

I'll stay an uninitiated pleb :yeah:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys gibberish enlightenment to nomads :yep:

[Jimbuna]

only on a thursday morning

[Reece]

40c here tomorrow, how nice!! :oops::nope::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

dark side of moon here

[Reece]

sounds bad, best straighten up! :D

[Rockstar]

before bent o’er a cannon

[Jimbuna]

Reece felt himself getting excited