The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Rockstar and Aktung joined in :yep:

[Rockstar]

Reece’s monkey love dance ritual

[Jimbuna]

was a sight to see

[Aktungbby]

...dancing the Dum-Dum in moonlight

[Reece]

the monkey sucked at dancing

[Jimbuna]

less so at pole vaulting

[Rockstar]

or piloting a fighter jet

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby threw a tantrum

[Rockstar]

and stole Reece’s Trumpy Bear

[Reece]

Constable Jim tracked him down

[Jimbuna]

hiding in a jam jar

[Reece]

a very large jam jar!! :yep::O:

[Jimbuna]

bigger than an oil drum

[blackswan40]

Known as a septic tank (Best hose him down jim hes a health hazard )

[Jimbuna]

fit for any unruly individual

[Reece]

thank God it's not me!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

said the miniature fairy queen

[blackswan40]

Reece always looked in Boots


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCl-PMPh4qM

[Jimbuna]

for the cheapest lipstick offers

[Reece]

Giving Swanny a juicy kiss :o:oops::yep:

[nikimcbee]

after the big birthday party:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

Swanny swooned with delight then

[Jimbuna]

jumped onto a passing camel

[Reece]

that ran off into the

[Jimbuna]

land of the drop bear

[Aktungbby]

alongside nefarious blemmyes and sciapods

[Reece]

Please translate this crap Jim

[Aktungbby]

/\creatures Columbus planned to encounter https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/oWS3KL8O6wdyMY_NA89mUQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTY2MztjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/_5ZTFLUFWIzW4WPfuQpmaA--~B/aD05OTQ7dz0xNDQwO2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_conversation_us_articles_815/5a4ba36d28f30875893485c53f5e56c7:know:he Travels of Marco Polo.Livre de merveilles, Paris,Bibliothèque nationale, fr.2810, fol.29v (detail),showing a headless man with face on chest (blemmyes),one-footed sciapod on his back,and a cyclops bearing a club and buckler.

[blackswan40]

Bigfoots signing for Newcastle says (Mr Sheepskin Football Pundit)

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Texas Red]

was in fact Donitz after

[Aktungbby]

moonlight sonatas with lunatic kaleuns

[Reece]

such as Aktungbby, that's life!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

like a big pizza pie https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o7TKtdAwpiHITxYyI/200.gif

[blackswan40]

Life is like a bowl (of Corflakes but sometimes with Milk)

[Reece]

of crap, it really stinks!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

especially if the milks Sour

[Jimbuna]

and the cornflakes are mouldy

[Aktungbby]

and bowl doubles as pisspot:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

from under the cells bed

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby in the clink again

[Jimbuna]

for stealing pots and pans

[Aktungbby]

thus clanking in the clink

[blackswan40]

to the Jail House Rock

[Reece]

sergeant Jim thus clouted Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce leaf

[blackswan40]

waste of salad ingredients Jim (mi old fruit)

[Reece]

so instead he used a

[Jimbuna]

oar off a rowing boat

[Reece]

that's gonna leave a mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDKivqFOgA

[Jimbuna]

so big, it will look

[Reece]

like an erupting volcano, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

spewed forth ash and pummace

[Rockstar]

upon some ungrateful peasants protesting

[Reece]

Jim's new suit ruined, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

bought him a new one

[Reece]

but it didn't fit so

[Jimbuna]

he had to buy another

[blackswan40]

from the Charity Shop and

[Jimbuna]

pay for the dry cleaning

[Reece]

then a hit on him :o

[Jimbuna]

with another wet lettuce leaf

[Aktungbby]

from a half eaten BTL:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Ever had a thought about

[blackswan40]

What Man Boobie implants Jim

[Reece]

I'm sure he has often

[Jimbuna]

wondered why Reece has them

[blackswan40]

Reece's implants placed onis back (So he can play the Hunch back of notre dame at his local amiteur Dramatics group with swanny as a stand in :yep:

[Jimbuna]

kept him in proportionate shape

[Reece]

now starred on TV movies

[Jimbuna]

and the odd comedy show

[Aktungbby]

1/2 of which had2B AktungBBY:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

the other half Mickey Mouse

[Aktungbby]

...certainly not the better half!:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

the show was a flop!! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

people demanded their money back

[Aktungbby]

Aktung promply skedaddled outta town

[Jimbuna]

on a three wheeled bike

[blackswan40]

Borrowed from the Butchers Shop

[Aktungbby]

loaded with delicious pork pies

[Jimbuna]

with compliments of Sweeney Todd

[blackswan40]

15% off your next haircut (promo voucher inside the pie packaging)

[Jimbuna]

no good if your bald

[blackswan40]

Swanny's eyebrows need a waxing

[Reece]

Jim shaved them off - Improvement!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[blackswan40]

Swannys is now known as (None furry egg head)

[Jimbuna]

the girl from next door

[blackswan40]

thats on weekends when i (wear my blonde wig and fishnet stockings sometimes Reece joins me when we go to the Cross Dressers Ball)

[Jimbuna]

enjoy wearing a pretty dress

[Reece]

I date boys, this is

[blackswan40]

true she is a ladyboy

[Jimbuna]

when were you in Bangkok?

[Aktungbby]

when were you in Bangkok?Checking out buggered Lash LaRues online!! :haha:http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

Looking at Tony's laptop....honestly:)

Can't remember his forum name :oops:

[Aktungbby]

ladyboy

Bangkok?

last seen in Bilge...2014!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

with the usual scruffy reprobates

[Aktungbby]

scruffy reprobatesI miss Wolferz, Swamp, and Tango:wah:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2263728&postcount=636<Y I nominated U fer King Rat!:O::Kaleun_Salute:

[Reece]

they always kicked my ass!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Thus making u very Bilge-worthy:rock::()1::arrgh!:

[Reece]

ah, bilge sweet bilge, Jim

[blackswan40]

Swannys a trainee slopjockey under (The Mentoring of Reece from the guild of senior scrubbers)

[Jimbuna]

that curly wig he wears

[Reece]

was a gift from Swanny :yep:

[blackswan40]

borrowed from the Blackwidow Bikergang


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12090

[Aktungbby]

and other utterly ridiculous sourceshttps://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/09/18/10/africa-zimbabwe-judges.jpg

[Jimbuna]

known only to mental retards

[Reece]

Like Aktungbby and Swanny however

[Aktungbby]

blame lipid-rafts of endoplasmic reticulumswhich have recently just been found to cause ambyloid plaque in brain neurons ie alzheimers!:yep:

[blackswan40]

its all Aktungs Phycobabble nonesence (Er what day is it where do i live whats my name again my brain hurts)

[Reece]

you are correct Swanny, sorry. :oops:

[Aktungbby]

its all Aktungs Phycobabble nonesence (Er what day is it where do i live whats my name again my brain hurts)you are correct Swanny, sorry. Conspirators of a failed Empire!:O:

[blackswan40]

Toon Empire coming in January

[Reece]

Oh wow, I'm so excited!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

said the adopted camel jockey

[Aktungbby]

who was facing stiff competitionhttps://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/archive/wired/archive/13.11/images/FF_188_camel3_f.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from the four legged pharaoh

[blackswan40]

at the elQasr steeple chase

[Reece]

hanging around Aktung too long! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was a seriously bad habit

[blackswan40]

following the in Crowd and

[Aktungbby]

wondering: :hmmm::One hump or two?:hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

I believe he prefers three

[Aktungbby]

ie: one dromedary; one Bactrian!:know:

[blackswan40]

does one ride sidesaddle then :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

only if suffering from piles

[blackswan40]

Acktung stop eating coconuts whole :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Especially on midweek Hump Dayhttps://greendental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hump-day-humor.jpg

[blackswan40]

When Newcastle rock the Casbah (by Order of the Buna the Grand Mufti of the Toon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

[Reece]

Suddenly Swanny's home collapsed and

[Jimbuna]

nowhere could he be found

[Cybermat47]

until they looked inside his

[Jimbuna]

trouser leg for some sign

[Texas Red]

of the infamous El Whacko, but

[Reece]

he was found in a

[Jimbuna]

cabbage patch trying to hide

[Aktungbby]

whilst hungrily buck-toothin' fresh chickpeas :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

massively building up his protein

[Aktungbby]

to do what cabbage-patchers do!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

never in front of children

[Reece]

oh to be young again!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

better than an old pain

[blackswan40]

or a prehistoric fossil that

[Jimbuna]

doesn't realise it is extinct

[Aktungbby]

as my wife reminds me:Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

tis also out of fashion

[Reece]

wearing wooden pants, no zippers

[Jimbuna]

and a convicts stripey pullover

[Reece]

it was Swanny's new outfit! :yep:

[blackswan40]

doubles as a Newcastle homeshirt :D

[Reece]

Disaster!!! :o:doh: Termites have invaded, Jim

[Jimbuna]

pulled out his old blunderbuss

[Aktungbby]

not fired in a century

[Jimbuna]

but well armed and primed

[Aktungbby]

the serpentine's fuse-rope lacked saltpetre

[blackswan40]

Swanny dipped it in nitroglycerin :D:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

time to pull the trigger

[Aktungbby]

and really go off...half-cocked!:03:

[Jimbuna]

like a bat outta hell

[Aktungbby]

wings flapping; hell-bent for leather

[Reece]

wings flapping; hell-bent for leather
KABOOM!! There goes Swanny's pants!! :D

[blackswan40]

on fastspin with Buna's Jockstrap

[Reece]

Jim didn't want them back :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

swanny used them to poacheggs :yep:

[Jimbuna]

then mend his curtain rail

[Reece]

though the smell was rank!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

it fitted in quite well

[blackswan40]

swannys tv pickedup icelandic shippingforecast

[Reece]

What a load of hogwash!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

having a Sunday roast best (invite Buna Aktung and ElWacko too)

[Reece]

What . . Beef, Lamb, or Pork? :hmmm: (I's actually Friday!!)

[Aktungbby]

Thank God it's Friday Friday? :doh:

[Reece]

You're wrong Aktung, it's Saturday!! :D

[blackswan40]

Chippy tea for Buna Swanny (its a northern thing) :yep:

[Reece]

Jim threw it back saying "

[Jimbuna]

put curry sauce on them

[blackswan40]

the fish ain't cooked its (eat all the chips)

[Jimbuna]

best left in the freezer

[blackswan40]

until the electic trips out

[Jimbuna]

with an overdose of amps

[blackswan40]

El Whackos squirrels chewing cables

[Aktungbby]

with an overdose of amps

El Whacko's squirrels chewing cables

creating ohms of buck-toothed resistance

[Reece]

quoting ohms law and other

[Jimbuna]

pieces of absolutely boring knowledge

[Aktungbby]

Moderator: please move to 'Useless Facts':haha::O: :timeout:

[blackswan40]

basically ohms and amps in-a-nutshell (Wheres El Whacko when you need him :D)

[Aktungbby]

Gettin' pizza under the door

[Reece]

a very flat tasteless pizza!!

[Aktungbby]

unthawed, straight from the freezer

[Jimbuna]

from out of the garage

[Reece]

from out of the garage
rubbish bin!! Aktungbby ate it!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

then eventually choked on it

[Reece]

and puked all over himself :dead:

[Jimbuna]

Never one to give up

[Aktungbby]

edible rubbish;:hmph: he licked himself:Kaleun_Salivating::oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

in all the wrong places

[Aktungbby]

happily causing considerable corpus delickti :o

[Reece]

where have those fingers been? :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

to engender such fingerlickin' goodness:doh:

[Reece]

Jim simply puked and Reece . . . :oops:

[Aktungbby]

Enjoyed a corona with KFC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvuXG1LWO0M:nope:

[Reece]

leaving the fingerlickin' to Aktungbby!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

one of his favourite pastimes

[Aktungbby]

alongside butt skritchin' n' nosepickin':O:

[Reece]

now Jim and I puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

making drop-the-soap games even slipperier!:()1:

[Reece]

A shocked Jim arrested Aktungbby :oops:

[Aktungbby]

fer hidin' the clean towels

[Reece]

he was whipped but Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

handled lashin' w/o customary enhancements :shucks:

[Reece]

Jim smiled and joined Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

for Hamm's and two-buck-chuck chaser!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

at swannys happyhour sourmash bar (on the street of ill repute no need to bring a bottle just patato peelings please)

[Reece]

plus sauerkraut and tripe, yummy

[Jimbuna]

was not the correct word

[Aktungbby]

illreputed sourmash baryummynot the correct word "rummy(Pusser's) in tummy" was :Kaleun_Cheers::O:

[Jimbuna]

one of Jimbuna's favourite tipples

[Aktungbby]

with a cordially pepperminted chaser!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

to add to the enjoyment

[Reece]

a nice boiled pigs head!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

was all Reece could afford

[Aktungbby]

certainly no butt$ about it

[Reece]

gifted to Jim for Xmas :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as a surprise festive present

[Reece]

suddenly Aktungbby clouted Jim, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was not phased, laughing loudly

[Aktungbby]

he drew his phaser and

[Jimbuna]

pointed it at the Klingon

[Aktungbby]

who happily died with honor!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

the three legged lap dancer

[Aktungbby]

contended shortly with a fourth:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

glass of rum and pep

[Aktungbby]

fourgoing all other earthly pleasures:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

the sins of the father

[blackswan40]

Mother Superior and the Curate (Playing Strip Poker instead of bridge)

[Aktungbby]

damned Aktung's nether regions eternally:oops:

[Reece]

Yes you're a wicked boy :yep:

[Aktungbby]

a perpetual child of sin

[Reece]

Oh well, down he goes!! :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

into the cesspit of desire

[blackswan40]

cesspitofdesire bar whens happy hour

[Jimbuna]

was during everyone's sleep time

[Aktungbby]

in Reece's case: "dreamy time"

[Jimbuna]

was always with his dolls

[blackswan40]

hand-me-downs from five older sisters

[Reece]

you're upsetting my dear dollies!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

When will the time come

[Reece]

Swanny kisses Aktungbby's passionate lips? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

turning him into a zombie

[Reece]

I think that's already happened!! :yep: