The Five Word Story Game

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despite this huge LEGO-wall

around Nancy Pelosi's fortified estate

[Jimbuna]

situated in deepest outer mongolia

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crisis in the ship's Head

[Reece]

Overflowing with a brown ooze

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like Hershey squirts exploding from

[Reece]

the men's toilet block, FullMetalADCAP

[Jimbuna]

was a strange one indeed

[Reece]

bottling the stuff for STEED

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to two girls one cup

[Jimbuna]

and a cracked china saucer

[Mr Quatro]

left over from Brexit deal :haha:

[Reece]

after Jim threw it at

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after Jim threw it at

his television because he was

[Reece]

so annoyed at Theresa May

[FullMetalADCAP]

it never come down to

[Reece]

earth it right out into

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a bad case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Jimbuna]

was a funny old word

[Reece]

that actually meant "If you

[Jimbuna]

speak a load of nonsense

[Aktungbby]

YOUR VERISIMILITUDE WILL RIVAL AKTUNGBBY'S:()1:

[Jimbuna]

fear of pink fuzzy rabbits

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are cute fuzzy creatures that

[Eichhörnchen]

crap all over the lawn.

[Mr Quatro]

crap all over the lawn.

cleaned by dawns early light

[Reece]

when Eichhörnchen gets his shovel. :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

and bags them all up

[Jimbuna]

especially for his new sidekick

[Reece]

and sells them to Jim. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

who sells them on again

[Eichhörnchen]

because the sidekick suddenly departed.

[Mr Quatro]

on his motorcycle without gas

[Reece]

he didn't get very far!! :yep:

[mapuc]

then he saw Mr Quatro making

[Reece]

love on the sidewalk, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was nowhere to be seen

[mapuc]

he was working undercover trying

[Jimbuna]

to tie up loose ends

[Reece]

meanwhile Mr Quatro continued his activities :yep:

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

MONITORED BY A WATCHFUL AKTUNGBBY https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-1/p160x160/1236477_662027460495083_874655756_n.jpg?_nc_cat=11 0&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=c6353de6bcb077c6279966d08323e5f2&oe=5CBBF002:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

Aktungbby attacked Mr Quatro taking his

[mapuc]

lovely Reece-doll. This made

[Reece]

Jim Jealous, so they fought

[Jimbuna]

a gang of devious bandits

[Reece]

mapuc led the gang, they

[mapuc]

had one arm and stood

[Mr Quatro]

had one arm and stood

demanding Mr Quatro's Snicker bar :o

[Reece]

Mr Quatro spat it out and

[Jimbuna]

ran for his dear life

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/PAf82CD.jpg but the squirrels got him

[Jimbuna]

a red polo neck sweater

[Mr Quatro]

a red polo neck sweater

You think squirrels buy sweaters ? :o

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/7Gn0Cks.jpg "Why wouldn't they buy sweaters?"

[Mr Quatro]

https://i.imgur.com/7Gn0Cks.jpg "Why wouldn't they buy sweaters?"

ATM's won't accept squirrel food

[Reece]

this put a stop to

[mapuc]

Eichhörnchen evil plan to conquer

[Reece]

and takeover the black market

[Jimbuna]

of sweets and chewy mints

[Mr Quatro]

Don't forget Eichhörnchen likes nuts :yep:

[Aktungbby]

A FORM OF RODENT CANNABALISM

[Reece]

chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp,!!:oops:

[Aktungbby]

:know:thus whittling evergrowing lethal

incisors

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen screamed in pain when

[Jimbuna]

he crashed his toy car

[Reece]

it plunged off a cliff

[s7rikeback]

In to a nut factory...

[Reece]

I'm in heaven he cried!!:D

[s7rikeback]

As he was sealed in...

[Reece]

a tin of mixed nuts

[Mr Quatro]

half eaten by agent Steed

[Cyborg322]

apart from the Hazelnuts mysteriously

[Reece]

missing that s7rikeback hid under

[Jimbuna]

the old mans ginger beard

[Reece]

"Mr Quatro" sucked on his beard :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

whilst rifling through his pockets

[Reece]

Jim thought they were kissing

[Jimbuna]

Reece a little too passionately

[Mr Quatro]

Just to obtain hidden gold :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

from out of his teeth

[mapuc]

(from out of his teeth)
So Reece was digging Mr. Quatro

[Reece]

a hole for an outhouse :doh:

[Jimbuna]

located in the cabbage patch

[Reece]

creating a huge stink, mapuc

[Jimbuna]

had a three legged chicken

[Mr Quatro]

had a three legged chicken

make one million dollars n'circus :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but nobody could catch it

[Reece]

so Reece shot it and

[Cyborg322]

eat the entire middle leg

[Reece]

thankfully it wasn't a rooster!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

correct, it was a cock (as in cock and hen)

[Cyborg322]

and Cock-ney slang for 10 :D

[Reece]

Jim decided to go walkabout

[Jimbuna]

around the backend of beyond

[Reece]

preparing to embrace the EU :oops:

[mapuc]

(preparing to embrace the EU)
While holding Corbyn's hand, which

[Reece]

was holding Jim tightly, STEED

[Jimbuna]

with a knotted hangmans rope

[Reece]

carefully placed it around Corbyn's

[Jimbuna]

third rate poundland leftie associate

[Mr Quatro]

devil made him do it

[Reece]

but STEED kicked his ass!! :o

[Jimbuna]

All limitations are self imposed

[Reece]

Suddenly Spain attacked Jim's house :o

[Mr Quatro]

Jim served them cold beer :yep:

[Catfish]

, drinking them under the table

[Jimbuna]

located in the wishing well

[Reece]

the ground rumbled and shook

[Jimbuna]

like a giant raspberry jelly

[Mr Quatro]

donut with cup of coffee :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a Greek green salad

[Reece]

a sewer pipe was ruptured

[Jimbuna]

making poor old Reece homeless

[Reece]

Reece cried at Jim's remark :wah:

[Jimbuna]

then proceeded to hang himself

[Mr Quatro]

with lies to the jury :yep:

[Jimbuna]

six male and six female

[mapuc]

and Judge STEED who was

[Reece]

Dancing around like a weirdo

[Mr Quatro]

till bailiff took STEED away

[Jimbuna]

in a mobile padded cell

[Reece]

looking like the pope mobile

[Jimbuna]

running on bald flat tyres

[Mr Quatro]

STEED provided air compressor psi :yep:

[Jimbuna]

by way of his flatulence

[Reece]

BANG!! a sudden stink ovewhelmed

[Jimbuna]

the king of the fairies

[Mr Quatro]

hit beehive full of honey :o

[Jimbuna]

and spice all things nice

[Reece]

until escaping flatulence hit them :oops:

[Jimbuna]

where the sun don't shine

[Cyborg322]

bright and toilet humour abounds

[Jimbuna]

in the dark murky depths

[Reece]

bubbles floated to the surface!! :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

bubbles gave STEED'S position away :o

[Reece]

Jim depth charged him. . . "BOOM"

[Jimbuna]

and STEED was no more

[Reece]

the people cried for vengeance

[Mr Quatro]

voices of the people denied :yep:

[Reece]

Suddenly STEED came to life :o

[Aktungbby]

declaring: " I am the resurrection..."

[Reece]

aka zombie. . . "I need Brains"

[Jimbuna]

can anyone lend me theirs?

[Reece]

STEED loaned his to Jim! :o:doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

STEED had none to give

[mapuc]

except Reece's which was unused

[Cyborg322]

to being transplanted into humans

[Reece]

so Cyborg322 received STEED's whilst

[Jimbuna]

everyone else just done without

[Reece]

a zombie exterminator was called

[Mr Quatro]

with sharp stake he did

[Reece]

Jim in and STEED later

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/the-walking-dead-twd-talking-zombies-whisperers-jesus.jpg

[Jimbuna]

after the sun went down

[Mr Quatro]

Jim and STEED got drunk

[mapuc]

From drinking the drainage water

[Reece]

they puked so hard their

[Jimbuna]

bowels gave a great shudder

[Mr Quatro]

Sadly with no toilet paper:o

[Jimbuna]

Jim wiped using STEEDS hand

[Reece]

STEED smelt his hand and

[Jimbuna]

his glass eye popped out

[Mr Quatro]

Seagulls flying by ate it :o

[Jimbuna]

and now he was blind

[mapuc]

Free from reading our postings

[Mr Quatro]

STEED hasn't come back since :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he was caught sneaking around

[Cyborg322]

the ophthalmic surgeons home collection :arrgh!:

[Reece]

where he stole some replacements

[Jimbuna]

for both his glass eyes

[Mr Quatro]

Mistakenly inserted into his butt :o

[Jimbuna]

giving him a downward viewpoint

[Aktungbby]

for his proctologist to examine:03:

[mapuc]

He found an old brain

[Reece]

and gave it to mapuc

[mapuc]

now he only have dirty

[Reece]

thoughts, but mapuc was happy

[Jimbuna]

as a pig in poo

[Mr Quatro]

as a pig in poo

squealing poo poo to you :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and anyone else that listened

[Cyborg322]

to Juice FM radio broadcasts

[Jimbuna]

for those who were senile

[Reece]

Cyborg322 took that personally and

[mapuc]

he forgot all about it

[Jimbuna]

which was just as well

[Reece]

or Jim would have slapped

[Jimbuna]

him with a wet lettuce

[Mr Quatro]

ham/cheese/whole wheat bun :yep:

[Jimbuna]

were not on the menu

[Reece]

the lettuce insult hurt Cyborg322

[JU_88]

right in the nuts, where

[Jimbuna]

only the brave dare tread

[Mr Quatro]

Steed, "Want some of this"? :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

or perhaps, some of that

[mapuc]

STEED wanted it all and

[s7rikeback]

STEED wanted it all and
he wanted it all now

[Mr Quatro]

we hurt STEED's feelings boohoo :yep:

[Reece]

STEED planned his revenge, he

[Jimbuna]

put on his clown costume

[Mr Quatro]

STEED is recharging his batteries

[Jimbuna]

down at the local asylum

[mapuc]

(down at the local asylum)

Best asylum in whole Texas

[STEED]

And gave you all chocolates. :DL

[Reece]

but kicked Jim's backside, then

[STEED]

Kissed it better for him. :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Reece]

with a sledge hammer, Jim

[STEED]

Kissed Reece on the lips!

[Jimbuna]

with a swift left hook

[Mr Quatro]

Reece shouted you missed me!

[Jimbuna]

in my pretty pink tutu

[Reece]

Reece was very grateful indeed!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for all the wolf whistles

[Reece]

that Jim received after curtsying! :yep:

https://media.giphy.com/media/gMLsH1HTJQF3i/giphy.gif

[Jimbuna]

Reece, cruising for a bruising

[Reece]

slapped Jim then ran away! :O:

[Mr Quatro]

leaving large red welp backside :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in his heavily soiled nappy

[Reece]

it was a kinky affair!! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

people would have us believe

[Reece]

that STEED invented the fetish

[Jimbuna]

for bribing young altar boys

[STEED]

Pink Trump super duper wig. :03:

[Jimbuna]

will not hide STEEDS fetish

[Reece]

so he gave in and

[Jimbuna]

joined the local church choir

[STEED]

Bishop Jim farted on Reece!

[Jimbuna]

STEED stole the holy wine

[STEED]

Pope Reece said well done.

[Jimbuna]

now the party can begin

[STEED]

Old Jezzer wanted jim's vote.

[Jimbuna]

despite his support of terrorism

[Mr Quatro]

Pope canceled trip to UK :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for fear of catching Brexit

[STEED]

Pope Reece went to America.

[mapuc]

where he build a wall

[STEED]

Full of holes and chips

[Reece]

Reece ate the chips and

[Jimbuna]

fell down the biggest hole

[Reece]

Jim slipped and fell in

[Jimbuna]

the hole landing on Reece

[Mr Quatro]

Reece escaped when he farted :o

[STEED]

And declared free holidays for

[Reece]

those with excessive gas problems :oops:

[mapuc]

The local gas company could

[Reece]

place them in UK parliment

[Jimbuna]

where they'd blend in nicely

[mapuc]

(where they'd blend in nicely )

spreading a pleasant odour among

[Reece]

all the liars and hypocrites

[STEED]

Jim blew up Parliment with..

[Reece]

really dirty bomb, it stank

[STEED]

Of pot noodle and gun....