The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Jim was the prominent guest

[Reece]

people threw pies at him :o

[Jimbuna]

and copious amounts of money

[Reece]

from his monopoly game, STEED

[Jimbuna]

remained in a confused state

[STEED]

And took a holiday fast...

[Jimbuna]

asleep down in the crypt

[Mr Quatro]

freezing with no underwear on :o

[Jimbuna]

not a very pretty site

[STEED]

Reece kissed jim once again.

[Mr Quatro]

on Jim's unshaven legs, yuck!

[Reece]

Mr Quatro was jealous taking over

[STEED]

With rage he imploded then...

[Jimbuna]

the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

accepted him with open arms

[STEED]

Come on in jim and..

[Jimbuna]

taste the joys of victory

[STEED]

with regular electric shock therapy

[Jimbuna]

surely for the faint hearted

[Mr Quatro]

No visitors allowed except Sunday :hmmm:

[STEED]

Free choc-ice and drink.

[Jimbuna]

for each and every idiot

[mapuc]

mapuc was first in line

[STEED]

Too break wind big time....:o

[mapuc]

it was a pleasant odour

[Mr Quatro]

Sort of like fertilizers mixed :o

[Reece]

Mr Quatro and STEED turned green!! :oops:

[STEED]

As reece did a striptease. :o :o

[Reece]

Jim cried out "More, More!"

[STEED]

Jim took hundreds of pictures.

[Jimbuna]

as STEED continued to spam

[Reece]

Mr Quatro booed at Jim but

[Jimbuna]

knew how correct he was

[STEED]

Knowing jim the big spammer. :O:

[Jimbuna]

was an exceedingly good fellow

[STEED]

Making STEED's day, reece decided....

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

to hide in the crypt

[Reece]

from Jim's temper tantrums. :doh::oops: STEED

[STEED]

Decided to take a holiday.

[Mr Quatro]

without pay to North Pole :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to become a penguin worrier

[mapuc]

Later known as Mr. Penguin

[Mr Quatro]

Steed became a Penguin whisperer :yep:

[Reece]

this worried the Penguin population :yep::o:oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

without pay to North Pole :yep:

Not! They're Antarctic (Southpole) dwellers. :know:

[Mr Quatro]

Not! They're Antarctic (Southpole) dwellers. :know:

Making mole out of anthill :haha:

[Reece]

Aktungbby broke game sequence - NAUGHTY!! :timeout:

[Aktungbby]

high praise from a downundermann!:O:

[Reece]

you must be upovermann then!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

could be somewhere in between

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby could be the Joker? :o

[Jimbuna]

more like Popeye me thinks

[Reece]

you are correct Jim, ug-ug-ug!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

always being right I am

[Reece]

until STEED stepped in and

[Aktungbby]

whipped out a spinach can!:o

[Reece]

Aktungbby drooled at the mouth :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

and every other corporeal orifice:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Spinach made Aktungbby fart quiche :o

[Aktungbby]

nibbled with $2 chuck chardonnay:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Mr Quatro]

On Jim's blue suede shoes :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not his yellow luboid wellies

[Reece]

Jim blamed Aktungbby and arrested

[STEED]

Him for flashing his wallet!....:doh:

[Reece]

and his appendage, again Jim

[STEED]

SHOUTED... "I WANT CURRY NOW"

[Reece]

curried what? Aktungbby inquired worryingly

[STEED]

Jim threatened to kiss Aktungbby.

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby? I don't think so :o

[STEED]

Calling jim's bluff, Mr Quatro.....

[Reece]

actually wants to kiss Aktungbby :o:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

new heights of stupidity abound

[Reece]

headed by Jim himself. Later

[Jimbuna]

Reece raced into the lead

[mapuc]

where no one have been

[Jimbuna]

for a very long time

[STEED]

Reece protested saying star trek.....

[Reece]

Scotty, Spock, beam me up!!

[Aktungbby]

...."I lust for lieutenant Uhurewe"!:O:

[Reece]

Would be ew by now!! :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

there's no 'now' in wormholes:shucks:

[Reece]

Worms, Hole!! :dead: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

NOT IN THE SPACETIME CONTINUNM:O: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/n6LzftRUbAhUMCSWmi2Sji-320-80.jpgA wormhole (or Einstein–Rosen bridge) is a speculative structure linking disparate points in spacetime (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacetime),

[Jimbuna]

but obviously in ones imagination

[STEED]

Ping pong was truly amazing

[Jimbuna]

to those with small balls

[Reece]

not so with Reece's cahoonas :yep::salute:

[STEED]

Hey what oh nuts, errrr.

[Jimbuna]

where he left the magnifier

[Reece]

Jim and Reece laughed heartily :yep:

[Jimbuna]

over a keg of beer

[STEED]

Pork beer made reece throw........

[Reece]

up on Mr Quatro's shoes, he

[Jimbuna]

wasn't a happy chappy then

[STEED]

He made reece buy new..

[Jimbuna]

false teeth for his horse

[STEED]

To bite reece's big butt! :o

[Jimbuna]

Some mindsets will never change

[STEED]

As reece cracks a joke....

[Jimbuna]

about the fabled drop bear

[Reece]

dropped bear down mine shaft!!! :D

[Jimbuna]

well, rather yours than mine

[Reece]

it was STEED's, now he

[Jimbuna]

had a grudge to bear

[mapuc]

I can't bear it anymore

[STEED]

Mapus exploded causing reece to......:hmmm:

[mapuc]

run for his live, ending

[Reece]

up at Oodnawoopwoop, suddenly a

[Aktungbby]

didgeri doo blowing local appeared

[Reece]

saying "Speak Five Words Please" :O:

[Aktungbby]

who could count to 150:O:

[Reece]

not Aktungbby but that's life!! :O::O::D

[Jimbuna]

down at the kangaroo playground

[Reece]

down at the kangaroo playground
where Aktungbby lurks looking for

[Jimbuna]

a joey to play with

[Reece]

suddenly mama appeared boxing Aktungbby :o

[Jimbuna]

into a very tight corner

[Reece]

Aktungbby threw a punch but

[STEED]

Decided to buy a dress! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

from a shady fellow called

[STEED]

Superman man of dresses for..

[Jimbuna]

those being inclined that way

[Aktungbby]

Superman man of dresses for..

especially if termed a capon :O:

[STEED]

Reece said nuts to you. :O:

[mapuc]

I am Al Capone reborn

[Reece]

and bopped Aktungbby's nose, STEED

[Jimbuna]

lived in a parallel universe

[STEED]

Strutting around naked, reece liked.

[mapuc]

(Strutting around naked, reece liked.)

This special show, he couldn't

[STEED]

Reece joining in getting naked.

[Jimbuna]

For the love of God!

[STEED]

Jim joined in too, mapus...

[Jimbuna]

couldn't spell the name correctly

[STEED]

Trump said "Fake News" then...

[Jimbuna]

a choir of angels sang

[STEED]

And Trump built a golf...

[Jimbuna]

buggy for his many clubs

[Reece]

that he used on Jim!! :o

[Jimbuna]

The best hole in one

[Aktungbby]

from a very stiff 'putter':doh:

[Reece]

Jim screamed but then smiled! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before him

[STEED]

100ft high blue fluffy bunny. :o

[Jimbuna]

Obviously the madness still exists

[Reece]

regardless Aktungbby was in love :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a seven legged spider

[Aktungbby]

tattooed on jimbuna's nether region

[Jimbuna]

was a cross of iron

[Reece]

that Aktungbby lovingly placed there :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

My cross stands for forgiveness :up:

Ps Did you miss me?

[Jimbuna]

not sure, who are you? :)

[STEED]

He is the invisible man.

[Jimbuna]

Could be the caped crusader

[Aktungbby]

OR ANY OTHER SQUIRRELLY MEMBERS https://i.pinimg.com/474x/2f/30/f3/2f30f35309fc4803510f53fa01289a6a--funny-animal-pictures-funny-pics.jpg

[Jimbuna]

because they are all nutters

[Reece]

surely not STEED though, he

[Eichhörnchen]

has never exhibited any squirrelly

[Reece]

behaviour, more like an ape :yep:

[STEED]

Reece trying to make me......:o

[Jimbuna]

return voluntarily to the asylum

[STEED]

The greatest pub on earth. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

was located in Newcastle City

[Reece]

Jim preferred some cheap plonk :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from a local knocking shop

[Mr Quatro]

Knock, knock Who's there? Tommy

[STEED]

Tommy cooper..."Just like that" :)

[Mr Quatro]

Knocku, knock! Tommy Cooper who?

[STEED]

He died live on TV...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cooper

[Reece]

with expensive cigar in mouth. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Better than rope around neck :yep:

[Reece]

that was reserved for Mr Quatro :yep::O:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim took the dive instead :yep:

[Reece]

we all saluted his courage :salute:

[Jimbuna]

into a keg of rum

[Reece]

he drowned, we saluted again!! :salute:

[Jimbuna]

until ones hand fell off

[Mr Quatro]

But just pulling our leg :yep:

[Reece]

that fell off too, STEED

[Jimbuna]

was sleeping in the crypt

[mapuc]

a well needed beauty sleep

[STEED]

Sure thing sleep, love it. :)

[Mr Quatro]

Can't get enough of it :yep:

[STEED]

Three cheers for good sleep......

[mapuc]

especially through the Brexit chaos

[STEED]

Woohoo, I will sleep tonight. :yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

Play an old Nixon speech :yep:

[Jimbuna]

or watch Steptoe and Son

[Mr Quatro]

If you snooze you lose :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and not fast your last

[STEED]

Eat marathon, I mean snickers.

[Jimbuna]

turkish delight is much nicer

[STEED]

STEED sings...."Fry's turkish delight"......:D

[Reece]

I really hate Turkish Delight!! :yep:

[STEED]

Don't tell jim, too late.

[Jimbuna]

a simple gesture always works

[Reece]

I flushed Jim's down the

[Jimbuna]

wrong side of the canal

[STEED]

Right into a pub, a.....

[Jimbuna]

fresh round of soda pops

[Mr Quatro]

Save the cans for Reece :yep:

[Reece]

Yes, saving for a Mercedes :up:

[Jimbuna]

mini micro plastic toy car

[Reece]

was Jim's choice of vehicle. :yep::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Hanging from a cliff edge

[Mr Quatro]

Steed came with a wrecker :yep:

[mapuc]

A real big muscle car

[STEED]

Decisions, decisions, decisions....reece answered.

[mapuc]

instead it was delusion, delusion

[Mr Quatro]

Crowd yelling let it go :o

[Reece]

WHAM!!! mapucs car was flat!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

and a definite non starter

[STEED]

Mapucs plotted his big revenge.

[Jimbuna]

and the world stopped spinning

[Reece]

look, up in the sky :o

[Mr Quatro]

A bird, plane, just Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

crapping in your left eye

[Aktungbby]

clearly like manna from heaven

[Mr Quatro]

Smells like crap is crap :D

[mapuc]

(Smells like crap is crap :D )

mapuc could not get enough

[Reece]

so Jim let rip - SPLAT!! :o:oops::doh:

[Mr Quatro]

I fixed up Jim w/Neal :D

[Reece]

Neal bombed Jim's head - SPLAT! :oops::doh::o

[STEED]

I'm out of here...vmmmmmm. :doh:

[Reece]

only did what you said!! :yep:

[STEED]

I'm back, who said what?

[Mr Quatro]

mapuc said he likes crap :o

[STEED]

Jim would post oh dear me.

[Jimbuna]

someone can't count to five

[Mr Quatro]

With five letters in name :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that is certainly the case

[Mr Quatro]

Steed now hiding in shame :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

Reece let him out, He

[Mr Quatro]

was yelling cockle-doddle-do :yep:

[Reece]

waking up the village idiot

[STEED]

JIm who said I am...

[Jimbuna]

taking STEED to the zoo

[Reece]

where he escaped from, please

[Jimbuna]

lock him inside a cage

[Reece]

STEED cried, so Jim screamed

[Jimbuna]

for a much tougher sentence

[Reece]

they locked Jim up permanently.

[Jimbuna]

at Reece appearance in drag

[Reece]

that really turned Jim on

[Jimbuna]

so Reece was caged also

[Mr Quatro]

Plus the cocaine tear drops :o

[Jimbuna]

Reece was obviously addicted to

[Mr Quatro]

licking them with split tongue :yep: