The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

and flagellated his corpus dilicti

[Reece]

trouble is he enjoyed it!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

more than anyone ever realised

[Reece]

Swanny was so frustrated he

[Jimbuna]

locked himself in his kennel

[Reece]

Jim threw him a bone

[Jimbuna]

and Reece threw a ball

[Reece]

he wagged his tail barking!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

licking his chops...and 'nads:doh:

[blackswan40]

Got stuck in cat flap

[Jimbuna]

and cried like a kitten

[Reece]

Aktungbby fixed that - BOOT - there! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

hoping that nobody would notice

[Reece]

Jim felt sorry for Swanny :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

hiding himself behind Reece skirt

[Aktungbby]

...more like under his sporran:O:

[Jimbuna]

rather that than his panties

[Aktungbby]

no panties worn with kilts

[Reece]

Jim was shocked but smiled!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

relating completely to..."goin' commando":()1: https://i3.cpcache.com/merchandise/18283009/110_750x750_Front_Color-White.jpg?Size=L&AttributeValue=NA&c=False&region={%22name%22:%22FrontCenter%22,%22width%22:8 ,%22height%22:5.3333335,%22alignment%22:%22MiddleC enter%22,%22orientation%22:0,%22dpi%22:100,%22crop _x%22:0,%22crop_y%22:0,%22crop_h%22:500,%22crop_w% 22:800,%22scale%22:0,%22template%22:{%22id%22:1828 3009,%22params%22:{}}}&cid=PUartJBjiF%2Fyg4FdKqiggQ%3D%3D+%7C%7C+tdcxFd1u Q2IULcW3jYRqsA%3D%3D&ProductNo=117354470

[Reece]

Hmm, more like going insane!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

....requisite for posting this thread:O:

[Reece]

meanwhile Jim's hot date with

[Jimbuna]

a beef madras went ahead

[Aktungbby]

...with peppermint cordial/ Pusser's chaser:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

and a bag of nuts

[Aktungbby]

hangin' behind yer badgered sporran https://www.scottishtradingcompany.com/images/msf-1016c.jpg<now that's inexcusable animal cruelty:yep:

[Jimbuna]

rather that than invisible version

[Reece]

this is getting too kinky!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

nuthin's too kinky 'down under'

[Reece]

well, down you go Aktung!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and have a nice time

[Aktungbby]

...getting up again's the bitch!:wah:

[Jimbuna]

just think of the memories

[Aktungbby]

...adding Aricept to Viagra bill??!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

can be a bit expensive

[Reece]

hint Aktung - nibble nobby's nuts!! :D

[Jimbuna]

I'm sure he'd enjoy that

[Aktungbby]

...after removing my scummy dentures

[Jimbuna]

with a rusty pick axe

[Aktungbby]

previously used for pachyderm pedicures

[Reece]

Aktungbby's teeth fell out after

[Jimbuna]

he bit a toffee apple

[Reece]

now they call him Gumby!! :D

[Jimbuna]

from the land down under

[Reece]

he found someones old pair

[Jimbuna]

of red high heel shoes

[Reece]

that matched his panties - Nice!! :oops::88):03:

[Jimbuna]

Reece couldn't stop himself staring

[Reece]

and laughing with Jim, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

put on quite a show

[Aktungbby]

he found someones old pair

of red high heel shoes

put on quite a show

clicking heels; arriving in Kansas:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

on a one eyed donkey

[Aktungbby]

or onager, mule, or burro

[Reece]

with flies buzzing all around!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

places you'd rather not see

[Reece]

poor Aktungbby was now flyblown :doh::oops: :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and in need of cuddles

[Reece]

sorry, not from me Jim!! :doh: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

you can provide the kisses

[Reece]

so you're supplying the cuddles? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

no, Swanny excels at that

[Reece]

he supplies the kisses too!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

probably if you ask him

[Reece]

I'll pass on that Jim! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

well, just as you wish

[Reece]

The next day Swanny drove

[Jimbuna]

Reece clean round the bend

[Aktungbby]

"hell bend fer leather" 'twas!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

a site for sore eyes

[Aktungbby]

...and a waste of soap

[Jimbuna]

is never a good thing

[Aktungbby]

on Andromeda bound spinning mudballs :k_confused:

[Reece]

that Jim hurled at Aktungbby! :up:

[Jimbuna]

hitting him on the nose

[Reece]

and in the groin, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

bent down rubbing it better

[Reece]

Aktungbby smiled with delight saying . . .

[Jimbuna]

What a nice day for

[Reece]

a romp in the garden!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

with a cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

so he did!! :yep: Sometime later

[Aktungbby]

....Einstein postulated time: "an illusion"

[Jimbuna]

would eventually make an appearance

[Reece]

twas all in Aktungs mind!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and that of his shrink

[Reece]

Aktungbby committed to the asylum :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

they threw away the key

[Jimbuna]

but the devil returned it

[Aktungbby]

...:/\\k: to his favorite 'Gefallen Engel':yeah::arrgh!:

[Reece]

however key broke in lock!! :o:wah:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Aktungbby]

Aktung cloven-hoofed the padded-door...escaping

[Jimbuna]

down the nearest rabbit hole

[Aktungbby]

looking fer a honey bunny

[Jimbuna]

but finding a chocolate frog

[Reece]

that was covered in sewage!! :oops: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

so everything would blend in

[Reece]

the sewage treatment plant!! YUCK!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

what a most formidable concoction

[Reece]

but Aktungbby was at home! :yep::D

[Jimbuna]

when crap hit the fan

[Aktungbby]

...as Actung danced a Caca Fandango

[Jimbuna]

in his brown stained tutu

[Aktungbby]

which was too too much

[Reece]

the smell reached Jim's nose :o:doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

sending him into a frenzy

[Reece]

poor Jim needed a respirator!! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and a large stomach pump

[Aktungbby]

...best kens, being blootered helps! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

if only I understood you

[Aktungbby]

alas, geordi is not Norn!

[Jimbuna]

much to the bards enlightenment

[Aktungbby]

you mean bard's or bards'?:D:timeout:

[Reece]

if only I understood you

[Aktungbby]

you sound like my wife!:k_confused:

[Reece]

she is a wise woman! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

so I am constantly informed:wah:

[Reece]

no more sex for Aktungbby! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

the latex doll will suffice

[Reece]

that doll is worn out!! :dead::oops:

[Jimbuna]

buy a new one then

[Reece]

Aktungbby's joy knew no bounds!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

only one person could tell

[Aktungbby]

the latex doll will suffice

that doll is worn out!! :dead::oops::hmmm:...septuagenarian semenship with duct-tape'll work!:shucks::yeah::salute:

[Jimbuna]

well, each to their own

[Aktungbby]

...thats what inflated Ms. LaTex whispered:arrgh!:

[Reece]

the duct-tape pulled his hairs!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

off his hot sweaty palm

[Reece]

he cried like a baby! :wah::wah: :Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

then ran home to mammy

[Reece]

who gave him a spanking!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

.... where he liked it mostest!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

or so the story goes

[Reece]

and now the story ends!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

...."cause 'pics' or didn't happen''!:hmmm::timeout::arrgh!:

[Reece]

Trump and Kamala had a

[Jimbuna]

great many difference of opinions

[Reece]

but neither cared, it didn't

[Jimbuna]

make all that much sense

[Reece]

finally they hugged and kissed :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Reece to get him excited

[Aktungbby]

while Willie Brown got jealous

[Jimbuna]

and threw a hissy fit

[Aktungbby]

...as only WillieBBY can do :yeah:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/willie-brown-donald-trump-helicopter-kamala-harris/"If he keeps it up, at some point, I'm going to give him a taste of his own conduct," Brown said. "If he sues The New York Times for printing that I said he lied, I'm going to sue him."
Facing questions about the validity of his story last week, Trump threatened to sue the New York Times.

[Jimbuna]

miles better than anyone else

[Reece]

Jim upset Reece, he cried!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

then ran home to mom

[Reece]

who gave Jim a hiding!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

as a lesson to Reece

[Reece]

Aktungbby pointed and laughed, Jim

[Jimbuna]

simply poured himself another rum

[Aktungbby]

...a goblet of Nelson's Blood :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

for the good Admiral Buna

[Aktungbby]

...who's Pusser's contract read "Buna's Blood"!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[Reece]

Whoops!! Jim spilled his blood! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and wasn't suited at all

[Reece]

it tasted like rancid vinegar!! :timeout::oops:

[Jimbuna]

so Reece gulped it down

[Reece]

with Jim to prove they

[Jimbuna]

tasted sweeter than bees honey

[Aktungbby]

...but not necessarily bees' wax :o:oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

how about some candle wax

[Aktungbby]

don't ignite near Reece's derriere:oops::nope::damn:

[Reece]

Too late - KABOOM!! Aktungbby scorched!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

...:hmmm:jus' a preheatin' training fer eternal perdition :O:

[Reece]

Jim was shocked and scorched! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not surprised in the least

[Aktungbby]

having transited the Hellespont himself:O::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

on more than one occasion

[Aktungbby]

move over Achilles and Priam!:Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

and say welcome to the

[Aktungbby]

sore pelvis(illium) and ruptured (achilles)tendon:oops:

[Jimbuna]

sounds like a walking wreck

[Aktungbby]

sweltering in a hollow horsey:O:

[Jimbuna]

better than a monkey suit

[Reece]

Aktungbby clearly going insane, Jim

[Jimbuna]

go and fetch the Straitjacket

[Reece]

got it on secure Jim. :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

...don't fergit the straight-jockstrap too:O:

[Jimbuna]

couldn't find one small enough

[Reece]

:har: finding some tweezers Jim proceeded

[Aktungbby]

to tweezle his tweeter tumultuously

[Reece]

Jim was disgusted and hurt!! :oops::nope:

[Aktungbby]

looking miserable in his speedo

[Reece]

can't say I blame him!!:oops::oops:

https://www.sportsdirect.com/images/imgzoom/32/32781318_xxl_a8.jpg

[Tango589]

That's a very fetching outfit!

[Jimbuna]

been fetched from the bin

[Reece]

bit uncomfortable around the groin!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

for those who have one

[Aktungbby]

but often wish they didn't:wah:

[Jimbuna]

time was of the essence

[Reece]

Jim hurriedly burnt the outfit!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

offering it as a sacrifice

[Reece]

to his wife, she accepted

[Jimbuna]

like a dog at broth

[Reece]

she stared winking at Jim! :D

[Jimbuna]

then pointing directly at Reece

[Reece]

who ran for the hills!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

to try sheep worrying again

[Tango589]

with his wide topped Wellington Boots

[Jimbuna]

and his kinky riding crop

[Aktungbby]

with which he "came a'cropper"

[Jimbuna]

Cometh the hour, cometh the

[Reece]

war of all wars, Putin

[Jimbuna]

was quite a pleasant dictator

[Reece]

but he was rather eccentric

[Jimbuna]

throwing people off their balconies

[Reece]

whilst wearing large women's diapers!! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

that were donated by Reece

[Reece]

they were sprinkled with itching-powder!! :D

[Jimbuna]

hence Reece scratched his balls

[Aktungbby]

...and his bulging hairy perineum

[Jimbuna]

there for all to see

[Aktungbby]

...hanging down below his knee

[Reece]

where Jim was fondling them!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

with his trusty baseball bat

[Reece]

next to him, Jim smiled!! :oops::oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

and then let one rip

[Reece]

right on my balls!!!:oops::oops: AAAAH!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the sweet sound of success

[Reece]

soap-soap, my kingdom for soap!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

onto Botany Bay with you

[Aktungbby]

...don't drop it whilst showering:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

beware of the drop bear

[Reece]

it's really Jim in disguise :yep:

[Jimbuna]

best looking drop bear yet

[Reece]

Aktungbby dropped kicked him - OUCH! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

thru the goalposts of life:/\\k:

[Reece]

poor Jim bit the dust!! :o

[blackswan40]

New ruffage diet enquired swanny :D

[Reece]

yes, unwashed vegies the go!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

lovely with a dark rum

[Reece]

and yummy Scotch-Fillet, my favorite!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

much prefer a beef madras

[Reece]

and now for yummy desert :yep: . . .

[Jimbuna]

I'd much prefer a dessert

[Reece]

yes my dessert is barren!! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

learning to live with it?

[Aktungbby]

...with one hump or two?

[Jimbuna]

three on a good day

[blackswan40]

Then a visit to Chiropractor :timeout:

[Reece]

who pounded the humps down! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Walking Anzio crouch style Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

was the first to lead

[Reece]

a revolt against Poo-tins army

[Jimbuna]

was top of the list

[Reece]

Poo-tins men charged, Jim fired

[Jimbuna]

one of his personal aides