The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Pink tutu and bent over

[Mr Quatro]

Showing tattoo "Love my mama" :o

[Reece]

STEED laughed his head off!! :haha:

[STEED]

Too bloody right I did...:haha: :har: :haha: :har:








Showing tattoo "Love my mama" :o
Brilliant post, what a corker. :yeah:

[Reece]

Jim got angry lashing out

[STEED]

Demanding a free pepper pizza

[Jimbuna]

and a bombay bad boy

[STEED]

Reece rushed out...."BEEP BEEP."

[Jimbuna]

turning in ever decreasing circles

[Mr Quatro]

Trying to catch his tail :yep:

[Reece]

but Mr Quatro caught it instead :o

[Jimbuna]

and spun around like a

[Mr Quatro]

Merry go around till it ...

[Jimbuna]

ran out of battery power

[Reece]

Mr Quatro was sad and cried:wah:

[Jimbuna]

a boat load of tears

[mapuc]

Thou a second flood was

[Mr Quatro]

prophesied, but did not materilez :yep:

[STEED]

Jim demanded reece get sexy.

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, "Jim doesn't pay enough":o

[Reece]

but STEED does, hi darling! :o

[Jimbuna]

STEED was in a pickle

[Mr Quatro]

jar on the back porch :yep:

[Jimbuna]

having his brain cell fermented

[Reece]

then he realized that Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

was a real Super Star :up:

[Reece]

so he got sexy, Jim

[STEED]

Jim asked Mr Quatro your......

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Mr Quatro]

Blinding in my birthday suit :o

[STEED]

Jim was stunned and amazed. :o

[mapuc]

Steptoe became Britain new rule

[STEED]

Jim set sail for Mexico.

[Reece]

to start drug trafficking, the

[Jimbuna]

bin dipping tramp actually approved

[STEED]

Of the plan operation strawberry. :hmmm:

[Reece]

this tasty but devious plan

[STEED]

Mapuc worked on all year.

[Mr Quatro]

Until the DEA knocked 3X

[STEED]

Saying we like the plan

[Reece]

come and work for us

[STEED]

Mapuc as our secret undercover...

[Reece]

agent sent to spy on Jim

[Jimbuna]

in his palace of depravity

[STEED]

Mapus got the job as

[mapuc]

(Mapus got the job as)
his private court fool, doing

[Reece]

head stands in his tutu. :o

[STEED]

Jim suspected nothing at all.

[Reece]

until he got too close

[STEED]

Flashing his third big buttock! :o

[Jimbuna]

Having a busy day then?

[Reece]

yes the buttock went viral

[Jimbuna]

inside Reece mental health issues

[Mr Quatro]

Kept secret for fifty years :yep:

[Jimbuna]

under the official insanity act

[Reece]

I spanked Jim's buttock hard :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Upon Jim's request or because?

[Jimbuna]

Reece came outta the closet

[Reece]

Jim cried with indignation but

[Jimbuna]

found Reece to be inconsolable

[Aktungbby]

Reece came outta the closet

found Reece to be inconsolableover his unresolved 'backdoor' issues ":O:

[Jimbuna]

alongside his never ending itch

[Mr Quatro]

to get rich off Jim :yep:

[STEED]

Selling jim's glossy naughty magazine's. :o

[Reece]

the police visited Jim and

[Mr Quatro]

looked over his model airplanes :yep:

[Reece]

and confiscated them as stolen :o

[Jimbuna]

oh I don't think so

[STEED]

Jim protested, I'm a freemason. :o

[Jimbuna]

so give me free beer

[STEED]

And they did with pie.

[Jimbuna]

and a box of frogs

[Reece]

Jim scoffed them down - croak!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

The frogs turned into snakes :o

[Jimbuna]

biting Reece in the ass

[Aktungbby]

AS HE RESPONDED:"FANGS ALOT":haha:

[Jimbuna]

I really did enjoy that

[STEED]

Bojo asked jim to take.......

[Reece]

his hand in marriage, they

[STEED]

Set sail for South Africa.

[Mr Quatro]

Ship wrecked off of Spain :yep:

[Reece]

and stranded on Gilligan's island

[Jimbuna]

just down the street from

[Reece]

the local bordello where STEED

[Jimbuna]

plied his trade every evening

[Mr Quatro]

till Dr Steed said, "sicko" :o

[Jimbuna]

you definitely need a lobotomy

[STEED]

Right who wants a bun?

[Reece]

I'll have 2 fruit buns :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

for mapuc to match his

[Jimbuna]

secret collection of easter eggs

[Mr Quatro]

This all seems so mundane :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to mean nothing at all

[Mr Quatro]

We all need a vacation :up:

[Jimbuna]

in a far off place

[STEED]

Full of busty naked women! :o

[Mr Quatro]

Encouraging you to love them :yep:

[STEED]

Reece was so so happy.

[Mr Quatro]

From his hot oil massage

[STEED]

He wanted a bun fight.

[mapuc]

ending up with nothing, this

[Reece]

was my original plan, mapuc

[Mr Quatro]

Not true said Dr Sex :hmmm:

[Reece]

to Mr Quatro concerning his endoscopy

[Jimbuna]

review from the Dr Frankenstein

[Mr Quatro]

collection of 1950's comic books :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he sought a bum deal

[Reece]

and got a stinky one!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

second only to the Brexit

[mapuc]

Result a stinky Brexit was

[Mr Quatro]

Caused when men fart & cough :yep:

[STEED]

So woman took over the...:o

[mapuc]

control of Reece's brain, which

[STEED]

Reece found super erotica erotic..

[Reece]

girls and dived in, STEED

[STEED]

Knew jim would comment today.

[Mr Quatro]

Jim said, "Never on Sunday" :o

[STEED]

Then vanished just like that....

[Jimbuna]

man in the war movie

[mapuc]

(man in the war movie)
Title: The great Subsim war

[Mr Quatro]

Needs two sides Blue & Gold

[Reece]

what about pink and green?

[Jimbuna]

they should never be seen

[STEED]

Together due to bloody brexit. :haha:

[Jimbuna]

STEED secretly wed Dominic Cummings

[STEED]

And shot him dead laughing.

[Jimbuna]

when given a life sentence

[Reece]

STEED snubbed the judge and

[Jimbuna]

ran off with the fairies

[Mr Quatro]

Turning Steed into fairy King :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Now STEEDS secret was out

[mapuc]

he had a crush on

[Jimbuna]

the man living next door

[Mr Quatro]

Oh Jim that hurt Reece :oops:

[mapuc]

(Oh Jim that hurt Reece :oops:)

who felt life wasn't worth

[Reece]

living for Mr Quatro, but mapuc

[Mr Quatro]

mapuc didn't like wearing Reece's :o

[Reece]

undies so Mr Quatro wore them!! :o:o:oops::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece was an Indian giver :yep:

[Reece]

giving Mr Quatro his used undies! :yep::up:

[Mr Quatro]

Using them to start fire :yep:

[STEED]

Burning down the UK parliament! :har: :yeah:

[Reece]

Boris escaped and ran away

[Jimbuna]

Reece is that very man

[Mr Quatro]

Running naked yelling, "Cock-doodel-do" :oops:

[Jimbuna]

"time I had a poo"

[Mr Quatro]

Make sure paper in hand :yep:

[Reece]

excuse me while I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

There's no rhyme nor reason

[Aktungbby]

NOR THYME AND RUTHLESS TEASIN'

[Jimbuna]

can be a valid reason

[Mr Quatro]

To celebrate autumn/football season :up:

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

where insanity is the norm

[Jimbuna]

for all who are unbalanced

[Aktungbby]

in both brain and chequebook:k_confused::O:

[mapuc]

Their regular guest mapuc decided

[Mr Quatro]

to confess becoming a girl :yep:

[Reece]

looking so pretty in pink!! :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

deigning to deal with cajones:Kaleun_Sick:

[Mr Quatro]

Held together wrapped in plastic :o

[Reece]

frilly tutu and tights, STEED

[STEED]

Said...."I'm out of here":arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

when I can find time

[Mr Quatro]

Due to Reece's Gay bar? :o

[Jimbuna]

being strictly of limits to

[Mr Quatro]

You mean off limits, right? :yep:

[STEED]

Don't ask me, ask jim. :D

[Mr Quatro]

Perhaps off limits except "Reece"

[Jimbuna]

and the three legged chicken

[STEED]

Kicked the No.10 door in.

[Reece]

Perhaps off limits except "Reece"
However Mr Quatro was a regular customer! :yep:

[STEED]

Of bojo, the chicken wondered. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

how to cross the road

[STEED]

With Reece being so drunk.

[Mr Quatro]

However Mr Quatro was a regular customer! :yep:

Value of undercover oddity is pretending :yep:

[Reece]

With Reece being so drunk.
it wasn't easy STEED but

[Mr Quatro]

With Reece being so drunk.

Arrested for public awareness week

[Reece]

aware of what though? Hmmm,

[Jimbuna]

in the local public convenience

[Mr Quatro]

store Reece caught shop lifiting :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in the ladies cosmetics section

[STEED]

Wearing frilly red naughty knickers! :o

[Reece]

Reece saying goodnight to all. :yep:

[STEED]

With a big cheesy grin.

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile down on the ranch

[Mr Quatro]

In need of new blood

[Jimbuna]

and a new battery charger

[STEED]

Reece hatched a cunning plan. :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece in bed with who? :o

[Reece]

with you of course darling!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/smileys.gif

[Mr Quatro]

Warning: Sharp knife under pillow :yep:

[Reece]

in case of any intruders. :up:

[Mr Quatro]

Cuts wieners off put on grill :yep:

[Reece]

Cuts wieners off put on grill :yep:

I notice the plural "wieners" - OUCH!!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Nothing can trump fake media

[Reece]

except Trump himself, he declared

[STEED]

Jim his new drinking buddy.

[Jimbuna]

make mine a pint please

[STEED]

Trump bought 20 pints and..

[Jimbuna]

that still wasn't enough, Jim

[STEED]

Said, keep the drinks flowing...:o :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

and the pole dancers keen

[Mr Quatro]

Health Department said dancers unclean :o

[Jimbuna]

give em to STEED then

[Mr Quatro]

Who already has red spots :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

to match his green ones

[mapuc]

STEED couldn't keep it steady

[Aktungbby]

wearing his poke-a-dot bikini bottoms https://i.pinimg.com/474x/26/ed/56/26ed562c04149aca437e6a3f4f82a2bc--socks-and-sandals-fun-socks.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Prancing around like a rockstar :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

WHO "CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION" https://i.pinimg.com/474x/55/35/ed/5535ede53d4c12f3c81f2afc3faa3686--rolling-stones-musical.jpg

[Reece]

his appendage swinging around like

[Aktungbby]

a standup comedian on steroids

[Mr Quatro]

Why does everyone pick Steed :oops:

[Reece]

Poor STEED, pick on Jim!

[Mr Quatro]

Jim: "Director of lunatic asylum" :yep:

[Reece]

fell into a septic tank

[Catfish]

(all the EU's fault)

[Jimbuna]

full of slithering jellied eels

[Mr Quatro]

Jim woke up from dream :yep:

[STEED]

Taking the red pill, then.......

[Jimbuna]

heading off on his travels

[Reece]

to find a blue pill :yep:

[STEED]

In order to slip it....

[Jimbuna]

into his local politicians mouth

[Aktungbby]

ATTEMPTING TO STIFFEN HIS RESOLVE

[Jimbuna]

through foul means or fair

[Reece]

. Look!! up in the sky . . . :o

[STEED]

Naked Trump blimp flying high! :o

[Mr Quatro]

Trump has to wee wee :o

[Jimbuna]

at some point or other

[Reece]

down it came on Aktungbby's

[Jimbuna]

laptop, damaging his hard drive

[Reece]

and boy, what a stink!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

the press made of it

[Mr Quatro]

No IT would touch it :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

with a ten foot bargepole

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby simply purchased another computer :up:

[Aktungbby]

and wrapped it in DEPENDS:k_confused:

[mapuc]

(and wrapped it in DEPENDS :k_confused:)
and some old acidic stockings

[Aktungbby]

knowing urine lots of effluvia

[STEED]

Meanwhile down the road a.....

[Mr Quatro]

truck seen speeding towards Jim :yep:

[STEED]

Driven by mad man Reece! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[mapuc]

with his companion mapuc in

[STEED]

The back making cocktails for

[Reece]

the unsuspecting cars that passed :o

[Mr Quatro]

Reece sited lacking liquor license :yep:

[Aktungbby]

that's "cited " , not sited ...idiot!:know::damn: