The Five Word Story Game

[Texas Red]

I'm no "kid" I'm a

[Jimbuna]

anyone care to answer that

[Texas Red]

He says as the maid

[Jimbuna]

put him over her knee

[Aktungbby]

commencing the spanking he craved

[Texas Red]

His maid shouted,"You Need

[Rockstar]

your itsy bitsy teenie weenie

[Reece]

polka dot bikini ripped off!!" :o

[Texas Red]

And with that she spanked

[Reece]

the beast but he liked it!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

I shouted," Hit me harder"
:Kaleun_Smile:

[Reece]

she did using a whip!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

The neighbors could hear Reece

[Reece]

clapping and laughing, crying out

[Texas Red]

"OH MY GOD IT'S HOT" :D

[Reece]

screaming out "DOWN I GO!"

[Texas Red]

He slurped and then he

[Jimbuna]

kept on posting ad infinitum

[Texas Red]

His ad got him thousands

[Aktungbby]

of penurious pedantic pen pals

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Texas Red]

They all wanted Reece to

[Aktungbby]

Demonstrate Houdini escapes from straightjackets! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/3f/cb/7e3fcb9383f20875250ecc3ad170e5eb.jpg

[Texas Red]

Reece, thankfully, complied with them

[Aktungbby]

humankind sighed in utter relief

[Texas Red]

For the lunatic pen pals

[Aktungbby]

whose fear reflected pen pallor:O:

[Texas Red]

Had a crush on Reece

[Aktungbby]

Who preferred blowing his didgeridoo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Australia_Aboriginal_Culture_009.jpg/170px-Australia_Aboriginal_Culture_009.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Australia_Aboriginal_Culture_009.jpg) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzTeT7M7Ro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzTeT7M7Ro)

[Texas Red]

As part of a ceremony,

[Aktungbby]

honoring poor visitors to Bun-Bun-GA

[Texas Red]

Such as Reece's pen pals

[Aktungbby]

most are
Impoverished pencil pals:D

[Reece]

the beast was annoyed with Aktungbby :yep:

[Jimbuna]

who's eventually met his match

[Aktungbby]

heinously exacerbating his pucker factor:haha:

[Texas Red]

Jimbuna started to cry after

[Jimbuna]

his wife who is ill

[Aktungbby]

speedy hopes for recovery notwithstanding

[Texas Red]

We'll all pray for Mrs. Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

speedy hopes for recovery notwithstanding

she will be just fine

[Texas Red]

She will be healthy soon :Kaleun_Salute:

[Reece]

just how bad is it? :oops:

[Texas Red]

We hope it isn't bad

[Reece]

meanwhile Aktungbby dropped a stinker :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

exuding such a sweet fragrance

[Reece]

(sickly sweet) that everyone puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

just how bad is it? :oops:

A heavy cold bordering on flu but thankfully no temperature, cough or breathing problems.

[Jimbuna]

(sickly sweet) that everyone puked!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

into Reece's breakfast cereal bowl

[Reece]

suddenly I lost my appetite!! :doh:

A heavy cold bordering on flu but thankfully no temperature, cough or breathing problems.
With this Covid-19 virus around it would have had me chewing my nails, glad it is only a cold, hope she gets better soon Jim. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

With this Covid-19 virus around it would have had me chewing my nails, glad it is only a cold, hope she gets better soon Jim. :hmmm:

Appreciated and would you believe it I've just finished talking to Grant over on discord.

[Jimbuna]

suddenly I lost my appetite!! :doh:



so you're now a vegetarian?

[Mr Quatro]

corona, corona I hate you :yep:

[Texas Red]

I speak for Reece, yes

[Jimbuna]

I wouldn't have thought so

[Aktungbby]

^'cause thought ain't prioritized here:O:

[Texas Red]

Reece has been vegan since

[Jimbuna]

kettle calling the pot black

[Texas Red]

Reece boils his vegetables because

[Reece]

they were covered in maggots!! :oops::doh:

[Texas Red]

Reece actually likes eating maggots

[Mr Quatro]

beast! $50 buy in due :yep:

[Texas Red]

I will definitely donate sometime, after all of my chores are done :D

Now back to the Five story word game

Maybe I'll steal the $50

[Reece]

you can have my vegies!! :yeah:

[Texas Red]

I want the maggots included

[Mr Quatro]

I will definitely donate sometime, after all of my chores are done :D

Now back to the Five story word game

Maybe I'll steal the $50

Beast owes us $50 each :yep:

[Texas Red]

After my heist, I willpay

[Reece]

yes my maggots are yours :yep:

https://media.spokesman.com/photos/2008/07/20/20_maggots2_07-20-2008_KCDRNH7_t1200.jpg?298603a24e8d51915fce203907f f2746e482a5a6

[Texas Red]

The picture was not necessary, really :Kaleun_Sick: :Kaleun_Sick: :Kaleun_Sick:

Back to the thread topic:

The maggots are actually robots

[Reece]

nanites, that burrow into your

[Texas Red]

Skull and turn you into

[Reece]

a zombie, Aktungbby for example!! :D

[Aktungbby]

^absolutely! created on assembly line! https://media1.tenor.com/images/d77953a351c8727f0a0242283eeb1917/tenor.gif?itemid=12597377

[Texas Red]

Some zombies are on Subsim

[Jimbuna]

npw that's quoted for truth

[Aktungbby]

"We zombie; therefore we R!":hulk:

[Texas Red]

Says the hulk as he

[Jimbuna]

looked at all the spam

[Aktungbby]

IN HIS FULL PANTRY CABINET https://i.insider.com/5eb2cdfee3c3fb73416cae06?width=1300&format=jpeg&auto=webphttps://www.insider.com/photos-i-tasted-every-flavor-of-spam-and-ranked-worst-best (https://www.insider.com/photos-i-tasted-every-flavor-of-spam-and-ranked-worst-best)

[Jimbuna]

now why aren't I surprised

[Mr Quatro]

Jim! Beast $50 is due :yep:

[Texas Red]

After my heist is complete

[Reece]

what a load of hooey!! :doh::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

excuses, excuses pay or die :arrgh!:

[Reece]

OK, I'll bend over now! :oops:

[Texas Red]

Spanking Reece I did quickly

[Reece]

until I let one rip!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

a left hook more preferable

[Reece]

but not as deadly, the beast

[Jimbuna]

in more than five words

[Reece]

name is counted as one :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

name is counted as one :yep:

Who says? No one did :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

It is Reece's rules, so

[Jimbuna]

Who says? No one did :hmmm:

You Sir are quite correct

[Texas Red]

Maybe he is, maybe he

[Aktungbby]

isn't but is we is?:O:

[Mr Quatro]

beast owes us 4 cases :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

of adult drinks and chasers

[Reece]

Quatro's name doesn't sound right!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

with a belly full of

[Mr Quatro]

beans it does sound right :o

PS maybe with a title it would be okay have the beast change his name to "The Beast"

[Texas Red]

Those beans, unfortunately, made him

[Aktungbby]

very unpleasant; social distancing notwithstanding https://media.tenor.com/images/23321f9591d1211cf72ed9ea4e471c46/tenor.gif

[Texas Red]

He started to scream,"OH

[Jimbuna]

not another day of spamming

[Texas Red]

:haha: Yes I do certainly spam :haha:

[Jimbuna]

https://i.postimg.cc/bv8gB7bQ/adminwatch-2.gif (https://postimages.org/)

[Texas Red]

Oh boy, Onkel is watching!

[Reece]

Jim only posted four words!! :timeout:

[Rockstar]

who should we complain too?

[Reece]

yes we all should complain :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim posted a warning shot :o

[Rockstar]

but he missed the target

[Texas Red]

Instead, he hit the worst

[Rockstar]

traffic jam while driving Reece

[Texas Red]

He ended up nuking the

[Mr Quatro]

best thread Reece started@subsim :up:

[Jimbuna]

Time is fast approaching the

[Reece]

day when Mr Quatro kicks Jim

[Jimbuna]

a fresh can of beer

[Reece]

bursting and spilling, Jim cried!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

and shouted in sheer disbelief

[Mr Quatro]

Jim went to beer locker

[Texas Red]

And bought 70 pounds of

[Jimbuna]

the finest spam in town

[Texas Red]

Which he served to every

[Aktungbby]

gluttonous spamaholic member of:subsim:

[Texas Red]

Jim had to kidnap them

[Reece]

because everyone hated spam!! Aktungbby

[Texas Red]

Was force-fed it and he

[Reece]

Was force-fed it and he

poked his tongue at Jim :O:

[Texas Red]

Who promptly poured honey down

[Aktungbby]

started a twelve step spamaholic's

[Reece]

Who promptly poured honey down
Aktungbby's throat till he puked!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

Jimbuna was so disgusted that

[Reece]

he joined in kicking Aktungbby's

[Jimbuna]

toys out of the bath

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby swallowed his blue pill :yep:

[Aktungbby]

creating priapismic social distancing problems:subsim::arrgh!:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby uses big words, uh?

[Aktungbby]

...relative to your brain size:O:

[Jimbuna]

but not his shoe size

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby wears size 1 shoes

[Aktungbby]

convenient for Nureyev style pirouettes:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing his new tutu

[Aktungbby]

actually: Jimbuna's hand-me-down shoreleave dhoti:O:

[Jimbuna]

full of old rum stains

[Texas Red]

And cigarette burns, Jim was

[Mr Quatro]

looking at something else though

[Texas Red]

His ex-girlfriend was dancing on

[Jimbuna]

the tip of am iceberg

[Texas Red]

That iceberg sank the Titanic

[Jimbuna]

but the band played on

[Texas Red]

The band accepted death and

[Reece]

Aktungbby went down with her!! :wah:

[Mr Quatro]

both singing an Italian song :yep:


(pick one) :D

[Jimbuna]

in a quaint Spanish dialect

[Reece]

Aktungbby jumped in and swam :oops:

[Jimbuna]

in a bowl of spaghetti

[Reece]

slowly the ship went down :o

[Jimbuna]

and the band continued playing

[Texas Red]

While eating the cold spaghetti

[Aktungbby]

"Nearer My Noodled-God to Thee":Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

well, rather you than me

[Texas Red]

The band also played the

[Reece]

death march, not very nice!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

if you were the intended

[Reece]

priest preparing a sermon and

[Aktungbby]

invoking God's FAQ's upon mortals

[Jimbuna]

from a lesser gene pool

[Aktungbby]

of second class bloody wogs

[Jimbuna]

the ones with the wigs

[Texas Red]

What color wigs, may I

[Mr Quatro]

ask? Why blond of course :yep:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the rugby socks

[Reece]

don't forget the rugby socks
but they stank like rotten

[Texas Red]

Milk so King Henry VII executed

[Jimbuna]

the big fat dairy cow

[Reece]

now it's tasty beef, yum!! :up:

[Texas Red]

He force-fed his second wife

[Mr Quatro]

put another shrimp on barbie :yep:

[Texas Red]

And then he proceeded to

[Aktungbby]

Milk so King Henry VII executed

He force-fed his second wifeU idiot! :O:that was HenryVIII!:know::Kaleun_Goofy:

[Texas Red]

Ouch.
Well, I am not good at England's history in those days.:doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

Tudor or not's the question!:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

No more questions, school is

[Reece]

out on this subject!! the beast

[Jimbuna]

has a real fetish for

[Reece]

hairy women, can't keep his

[Jimbuna]

hands off his moms lipstick

[Reece]

and leg wax, his girlfriend

[Aktungbby]

(s) all keep him latherd up Henry the Eighth
had lots of trouble
Short term wives
and long term stubble
Burma-Shave :haha:

[Mr Quatro]

rusting his wives chastity belt :yep:

[Aktungbby]

making his little key useless :oops: :O: :doh: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/12104288/Italian-woman-asks-for-help-from-firefighters-after-losing-keys-to-her-chastity-belt.html (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/12104288/Italian-woman-asks-for-help-from-firefighters-after-losing-keys-to-her-chastity-belt.html) :har:

[Texas Red]

I removed the belt so

[Jimbuna]

you tried it on yourself

[Texas Red]

I gotta say, it was

[Reece]

a perfect fit so I

[Texas Red]

Wore it to my sons

[Mr Quatro]

birthday party, but it rained :o

[Texas Red]

Everyone could see it, suddenly

[Reece]

a tornado approached, the beast ran

[Jimbuna]

straight under a passing bus

[Reece]

he was rushed to hospital :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

to have his organs removed

[Aktungbby]

IN EFFECT :CANNIBALIZED FOR PARTS

[Mr Quatro]

Drunk doctor cut off what? :o

[Jimbuna]

what little bit there was

[Texas Red]

Of my spleen. Thankfully, the

[Aktungbby]

SUDDEN 'MAN OF MANY PARTS'

[Texas Red]

I am now Darth Vader, I

[Jimbuna]

quite delusional to think that

[Texas Red]

But I am the "Man of Many parts"

[Jimbuna]

well you certainly can't count

[Texas Red]

"Man of many parts" is one word, Jim :yep:

[Aktungbby]

MAN OF 'MINI' PARTS TOO!:O:

[Texas Red]

Why are you screaming, Aktungbby?

[Reece]

he can't help himself he

[Mr Quatro]

was beating his cakemix up :o

[Texas Red]

While watching TV through the

[Reece]

While watching TV through the

toilet door, it kinda stank!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

So bad in fact, the

[Reece]

hair on Jim's head fell

[Texas Red]

Now Jim is bald, everywhere! :o

[Reece]

yes, even below!! Jim cried :wah:

[Jimbuna]

out for another cold beer

[Reece]

and threw it at the beast :o

[Jimbuna]

too young to drink it

[Reece]

so he got a hiding!! :wah:

[Cyborg322]

for not spotting six words :Kaleun_Binocular:

[Reece]

but only 5 were found (even though "5" is not a word)

[Rockstar]

so says you says I

[Mr Quatro]

the fussy bear wasn't fussy

[Jimbuna]

on the new family pussy

[Aktungbby]

really just a brazen hussy!

[Mr Quatro]

Who wasn't fussy was he?

[Aktungbby]

'till his hussy got 'mussy':doh::yep:

[Mr Quatro]

the Mrs Quatro got hussy :yep:

[Aktungbby]

BUT WAS FUSSY 'BOUT MUSSY:O:

[Mr Quatro]

because I made her shave

[Texas Red]

The fuzzy plants in the

[Jimbuna]

back of your demented mind

[Texas Red]

My mind is perfectly healthy :yep::yep::yep:

[Rockstar]

. Although nobody here believes you

[Texas Red]

The only sickness I have

[Rockstar]

is your infatuation with flatulent

[Texas Red]

Oh god no, I was

[Aktungbby]

only helping the balloon aeronaut

[Texas Red]

No not even close, I

[Reece]

let one rip so loud