The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

...dumbos standing downwind from me:haha:

[Reece]

an ambulance was called but

[Jimbuna]

the stretcher bearers couldn't attend

[Aktungbby]

...having forgotten their nose plugs

[Jimbuna]

as well as guide dogs

[Reece]

this mess stinks Jim said!! :doh::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

Reece can clean it up

[Reece]

Jim decided to help too! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

by supervising Reece performing work

[Aktungbby]

on knees, licking it up!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

and enjoying it all tremendously

[Reece]

Aktung joined Reece, loved it!!:oops:

[Aktungbby]

...his tail happily wiggling joyously

[blackswan40]

Swanny stepped on wagging tail :stare::mad::stare:

[Reece]

Aktung bit Swanny's backside, Swanny

[blackswan40]

Went to the doctors Jim

[Reece]

said "I hope you retaliated!" :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and passed him his baton

[Aktungbby]

humming: "Beat me Daddy 8-2-the-bar"

[Jimbuna]

Never a truer word spoken

[Reece]

he got such a thrashing

[Aktungbby]

from an insane baton 'tosser'! https://media1.tenor.com/m/d0KeylZ6feEAAAAC/baton-twirl.gif:yeah::arrgh!::Kaleun_Goofy:

[Reece]

Just a dream, it's this: :Kaleun_Applaud:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wx81KMYiV6g/VIIzJkfVa0I/AAAAAAAATCE/aPE_hX4nHsI/s1600/ep_prodigal.jpg

[Flaxpants]

- a tied up tosser with

[Reece]

some nasty bleeding whip marks :o:oops::wah:

[Eichhörnchen]

(the Squirrel Club initiation ceremony)

[Jimbuna]

never one to be outdone

[Aktungbby]

in the 'bushy tail' department

[Jimbuna]

there lived a small rodent

[Aktungbby]

with really big front teeth

[Eichhörnchen]

which he used for cracking

[Jimbuna]

any safe he came across

[Aktungbby]

nuts being in short supply

[Jimbuna]

stored in a 'safe' place

[Aktungbby]

in sack without strings attached

[Jimbuna]

not even a sponge cushion

[Aktungbby]

nor even a sweaty jockstrap

[Eichhörnchen]

don't suppose we'll ever know.

[Reece]

The nose always knows!! :yep: Eichhörnchen

[Eichhörnchen]

panicked and checked his nuts

[Reece]

thankfully all ok but then

[Eichhörnchen]

wondered how he was going

[Jimbuna]

to change his sex quietly

[Eichhörnchen]

since they were so BIG

[Jimbuna]

ably fitting in his pocket

[Aktungbby]

excess 'tossing' shrunk them some:O:

[Jimbuna]

nobody knew what hit them

[Reece]

only the baseball bat knew!! :D

[Aktungbby]

...usually an Adidas-shod soccer kick!??:yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys wearing stiletto heels again :doh::yep::doh:

[Aktungbby]

for seriously struttin' his 'stuff':shucks::O::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

down at his favourite creche

[Aktungbby]

suckin' down on Pusser's-laced Enfamil:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

Shouting look at them shores (what shores says swanny i'll have same again if your buying replied Aktungbby):D

[Jimbuna]

count me in as well

[Reece]

Aktungbby was so frustrated he

[blackswan40]

Went doolally tap once again :doh::D:doh:

[Reece]

off to the lunatic asylum!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

his usual place of refuge

[blackswan40]

Wearing straps and buckles coat :yep:

[Jimbuna]

connected to an electric chair

[blackswan40]

What a hair raising experience :o

[Aktungbby]

hair raising experienceALAS! https://i.imgur.com/SawjfKA.jpg....that's no longer possible!:wah::Kaleun_Crying: https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWh0cDJxeTdiMnZtemxheDVraW01MDc zcGI0Zjhtd2NtcmtkZHRqcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0K42cj2tfFiHl4CQ/giphy.gif<prisoner #000666??!:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

somebody turned the power off

[Aktungbby]

PG&E was the likely suspect:ping::ping::hmmm:

[Reece]

I'll gladly turn it on! :D

[nikimcbee]

Jim's curried ramen with chicken

[Aktungbby]

created from capons like Reece:O:

[Reece]

Now that sounds yummy Aktung!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

...better'n a Cosco fat pullet

[Reece]

sounds too kinky to me!! :dead::oops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoiy22Q_lw

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[blackswan40]

First the earth cooled then :yep:

[Jimbuna]

warm climate holiday prices increased

[blackswan40]

So Aktungbby went skiing Jim (Strutting is stuff on the piste) :D

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13450

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Aktungbby]

schuss-booming recklessly into aspen trees

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Aktungbby]

...schuss-booming by an unscene path??!:shucks:

[Reece]

...schuss-booming by an obscene path??! :o

[blackswan40]

Yellow brick road new name :yep::D:yep:

[Jimbuna]

wouldn't surprise me at all

[Reece]

Swanny was traveling down it :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in his home made cart

[Reece]

pulled by his powerful goggomobil

https://rmsothebys-cache.azureedge.net/c/a/f/c/2/0/cafc20c20c1ce21571b8fc81879c9974604fa7fd.jpg

[Jimbuna]

that he'd borrowed from Reece

[blackswan40]

Connoisseur pinky blue fan club (Claire Grogan is very tasty also) :oops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc7qRtmG98I

[Jimbuna]

^ Five Word Story Game :haha:

[blackswan40]

One rule for swanny but

[Jimbuna]

his madness is now apparent

[blackswan40]

Acktungbby's my cell mate Jim :D

[Aktungbby]

...don't dare drop the soap:k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Not on your lifebuoy mate :D:oops::D

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13451

[Reece]

but Swanny did drop it!! :dead::oops:

[Aktungbby]

and Aktung slipped on it:oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby fell in love Jim :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc

[Jimbuna]

refused to take a shower

[Reece]

Swanny did though, Aktung smiled!! :03::oops:

[Jimbuna]

his cunning plan was working

[Reece]

he really wanted Swanny so

[Jimbuna]

badly that his heart ached

[Reece]

they set a date and

[Jimbuna]

everyone was waiting in awe

[Aktungbby]

...anticipating a wicked soap opera??!:shucks::o:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

or something of that ilk

[Aktungbby]

... lines of inveterate :subsim: kaleunacy!:arrgh!::()1::smug:

[Reece]

lines of constant lunacy - Yes!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

....aren't U actually from Austria?:D https://www.weather-forecast.com/locationmaps/Bad-Aussee.8.gif:haha:

[Reece]

Shh, it was a secret!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

please don't mock the afflicted

[Aktungbby]

...with towns named after them!!???:timeout:

[Reece]

excuse me while I whip

[Jimbuna]

Swanny with some barbed wire

[Reece]

He screamed "Oh yeh baby!!" :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

hit me one more time

[Reece]

Jim obliged using leather, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

fell into a deep coma

[Reece]

then a sewage pit, he

[blackswan40]

said in muck theres brass :D

[Jimbuna]

even when it smells 'funny'

[Reece]

even when it smells 'funny'
Yuck!! it was a slimy

[blackswan40]

Will bring your roses up :yep:

[Jimbuna]

play havoc with your indigestion

[Aktungbby]

and "unleash yer war dogs":yeah:

[Reece]

That bit aktungbby's groin area

[blackswan40]

Dogs were rushed to vets :D

[Reece]

Aktungbby gave mouth to mouth!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

frightening the dogs to death

[Reece]

the RSPCA was called, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was sent to the gallows

[Aktungbby]

finally; 'well hung' at last:smug::Kaleun_Party:

[blackswan40]

Swanny opened a stud farm :yep:

[Jimbuna]

many boots applied to join

[Aktungbby]

73 yearolds were automatically :wah:rejected

[Reece]

Jim and Reece were accepted! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

only on one strict condition

[Reece]

we get the best girls! :up:

[Jimbuna]

and Reece gets the boys :)

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's stuck with hoi polloi :wah:

[Jimbuna]

that shouldn't last very long

[Aktungbby]

...masses of asses seldom do:O:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile down at the ranch

[Reece]

Jim swapped for the boys!! :D

[Jimbuna]

Reece made do with cattle :)

[blackswan40]

Until Swanny branded Reece Jim :doh::mad::doh:

[Jimbuna]

a brand for each cheek

[Reece]

Jim spanked each cheek hard!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

with a rowing boat oar

[Reece]

this sent Aktung into frenzy :D

[Jimbuna]

as he wanted the lash

[Aktungbby]

wanted the lash...but his well-oardered mind relented:smug::lol:

[Jimbuna]

and he chose second best

[Reece]

his cheeks glowed rosy red!! :D

[blackswan40]

Ranch hand Reece laid off :doh:

[Reece]

for leaning on his shovel :wah:

[Jimbuna]

dug a grave for himself

[Reece]

but Swanny jumped in instead!! :o:doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

pulling Reece in after him

[Aktungbby]

for an ' in crypt quicky':Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

before the earth worms arrive

[Aktungbby]

playing pinochle on their snout(s):oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

to a funky little melody

[Aktungbby]

extolling Reece's ins and outs

[Reece]

Finally Jim's dreams/nightmares ended!! :oops::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

now is a good time

[Aktungbby]

Einstein: "time is an illusion":yep::oops::Kaleun_Los:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys talking abstract concepts again :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby's talking abstract concepts againNot again; more like constantly:shucks:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/86/Einstein_tongue.jpg/220px-Einstein_tongue.jpg :O:https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/viagra-associated-reduced-risk-alzheimers-disease

[Jimbuna]

par for the course then

[Aktungbby]

particularly reguarding link's 'stiff putters':arrgh!: :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Reece]

Aktungbby's almost hit rock bottom!!:doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

but shanked left into bunkerhttps://st5.depositphotos.com/32880800/67013/i/1600/depositphotos_670135324-stock-photo-golf-ball-explode-sand-bunker.jpg

[Reece]

bad luck about that mate!! :D

[Jimbuna]

best stick to mini golf

[Reece]

however he lost his temper

[Jimbuna]

as well as his iron

[Aktungbby]

baffieing himself with his niblick:oops:

[Jimbuna]

and the shortest of approaches

[Aktungbby]

not including left handed doglegs

[Reece]

Swanny spat the dummy and

[blackswan40]

Went to clubhouse with Jimbuna :()1:

[Reece]

leaving poor Aktungbby behind, however

[Jimbuna]

having a hole in one

[Reece]

was Jim's dream, he swung . . .

[Jimbuna]

like Tarzan from a tree

[Reece]

and sent the ball flying :o

[Aktungbby]

landing on the green's apron

[Jimbuna]

due west of the Mississippi

[Aktungbby]

at its Missouri River confluence

[Reece]

more of Aktungbby's meaningless diatribe :doh:

[Aktungbby]

it's on the map numbnuts!:hmph: https://lewis-clark.org/media/map_mo-miss-1804.jpgn geography, a confluence (also: conflux) occurs where two or more watercourses join to form a single channel.[1] A confluence can occur in several configurations: at the point where a tributary joins a larger river (main stem); or where two streams meet to become the source of a river of a new name (such as the confluence of the Monongahela and Allegheny rivers at Pittsburgh, forming the Ohio); or where two separated channels of a river (forming a river island) rejoin at the downstream end.:Kaleun_Goofy: I would have said 'conflux' but that's not "language I use in front of my mother"...per the FAQ's:shucks:Please use language that you would use around your mother.:haha:

[Reece]

No it's a software company: :hmph:

https://www.confluence.com/ (https://www.confluence.comhttps://www.confluence.com/)

Crazy like Aktung when you try to go there!!!

[blackswan40]

Like a Ram Divide Overflow :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that hasn't worked for years

[Reece]

try a Bull Divide Overflow :hmmm: (now I'm talking like Aktung)

[Jimbuna]

the Bull didn't work either

[Aktungbby]

try a Bull Divide Overflow :hmmm: (now I'm talking like Aktung)I prefer Cow-Divide udder Overflow.:smug:

[Jimbuna]

I suppose somebody has to

[Aktungbby]

no $2-Buck-Chuck; back to "bovine-nectar"!:Kaleun_Cheers::shucks::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Swanny kicked aktung for trying

[Aktungbby]

responses of 'tit for tat'

[blackswan40]

A working class past time :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWPR9TM0Gk

[Aktungbby]

time passes whilst pursuing pastimes:Kaleun_Los:

[Jimbuna]

of a very shady past

[Aktungbby]

...infinitely preferable to dismal futures

[Jimbuna]

in store for us all

[Aktungbby]

perishing without any 'hair-of-dog' elixirs :wah::oops::()1:

[Jimbuna]

a great way to die

[Aktungbby]

way to die...whilst casting across the Rubicon https://media.istockphoto.com/id/494296217/vector/frat-boy-drunk.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=ex0lGc7jopqCH1ZuAV8QgRqUsdzQ7UiLMTFDwzHSDro=

[Jimbuna]

in search of more fish

[Aktungbby]

or generally jus' Romin' around

[Jimbuna]

like a man on meds

[Reece]

that paints a nice picture :oops:

[Aktungbby]

in oils or in tempera?:o:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

tempura prawns for me please

[Aktungbby]

best served with egg whites:O:

[Jimbuna]

and a rum and pep

[Aktungbby]

:timeout:old rummies got no pep!!?:shucks:

[Reece]

Whilst Aktungbby was playing pocket-billiards

[Jimbuna]

down at the whipping post

[Reece]

he was propositioned by Swanny!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and accepted a few lashes

[Aktungbby]

panting in his c-pap mask

[Jimbuna]

what's commonly known as graffiti

[Aktungbby]

You can 'bank" on that!:arrgh!:https://www.christies.com/-/jssmedia/images/features/articles/2019/07/31/collecting-guide-banksy/banksy_cansfestival_london_2008_880.jpg?h=550&iar=0&w=880&rev=0942fe368d6e4157b2f8887b53ff78e9&hash=636421a08289f0dd14f08f4aac9f7b05fccdba73<street art by world-famous Banksy

[Jimbuna]

never caught in the act

[Reece]

until recently, he was given

[Jimbuna]

some paints and a brush

[Reece]

and a mirror, OMG! :o now

[blackswan40]

Arty farty had a party :yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby was in fine form

[Jimbuna]

entertaining all the old people

[Aktungbby]

with fishy tails of derring-herring https://y.yarn.co/70960032-26ac-4f0a-b828-0737935f4754_text.gif

[Jimbuna]

and never at a loss

[blackswan40]

More fables than Aesop Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

and a lot more besides

[Reece]

the flapping jaw finally stopped :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

at the old county court

[Reece]

he perjured himself and jailed :timeout::D

[Aktungbby]

in solitary; jabbering at walls

[Jimbuna]

and shivering in his jacket

[blackswan40]

another bar on cell door

[Jimbuna]

just to be extra careful

[Aktungbby]

just to be extra careful
the guards carefully extracted his

[Reece]

filthy clothes and burnt them :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

to lessen the risk of

[Aktungbby]

foul smelling odiferously oderous odors

[Jimbuna]

beautiful fragrances according to Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

perfumed c-pap masks'll do that!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

but only on sunny days