The Five Word Story Game

[Texas Red]

Because I am sick again

(this is no joke, just took a strep throat and COVID test today)

[Reece]

then I puked over Aktungbby :oops::yep:

I hope all is well El Whacko and the test is negative. :hmmm:
Get well soon.:up:

[Aktungbby]

demonstrating classic In Vomitus Veritas!:know:

[Reece]

Aktungbby received 5 bonus points

[Cyborg322]

for volume chunks and colour :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

this caused Cyborg322 to puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Cyborg322]

triggering a mass pukathon, beltch !

[Reece]

Jim out puked us all http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Cyborg322]

with a score of 10/10

[Reece]

he smiled and puked again!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Cyborg322]

all over his gold medallion

[Reece]

after the puke subsided we

[Cyborg322]

were very old and infirmed

[Reece]

stomachs were pumped, poor Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

found out he was pregnant

[Texas Red]

With an angel’s child. Nephilim

[Aktungbby]

found out he was pregnant

With an angel’s child. NephilimGefallen Nephilim; yay gender-reassignment surgery!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:]

[Texas Red]

Yet all Nephilim will die

[Jimbuna]

at some time or other

[Cyborg322]

Aktung will learn about contraceptives

[Reece]

and safe sex - well maybe!! :doh:

[Cyborg322]

protective helmets are a must :03:

[Reece]

as long as it's tight! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

well lubricated and suitably signposted

[Cyborg322]

:lurk: CAUTION Danger Wide load ahead

[Jimbuna]

turn left at the crossroads

[Texas Red]

And take five minutes to

[Cyborg322]

get back to the beginning

[Reece]

, get a grip on it!! :D

[Aktungbby]

your 'grip's usually a grope !:O:

[Jimbuna]

said the young alter boy

[Aktungbby]

while skirting untoward ecclesiastical imput:o

[Reece]

ah there goes the gibberish!! :doh:

[Cyborg322]

everyone prepare for more sick

[Reece]

emoticons and other pointless dribble!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

Once upon a time, Jim:O:

[Cyborg322]

from the UK NE Badlands

[Jimbuna]

came across an evil villain

[Cyborg322]

Jimmy Nail in his "Crocodile shoes"

[Jimbuna]

this is a big river

[Aktungbby]

Greasy gray-green with limp popos:O: https://www.alexandrasafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/144658-004-AE6DCFBE.jpg https://www.alexandrasafrica.com/the-great-rivers-of-africa/

[Reece]

why do I always get

[Jimbuna]

herpes on the upper lip

[Cyborg322]

from kissing too many frogs

[Aktungbby]

whilst croaking in amphibious bliss

[Jimbuna]

alongside the plastic garden gnome

[Cyborg322]

home guard, armed with rods

[Reece]

I kissed Jim and he

[Jimbuna]

prodded both my eyes out

[Reece]

meanwhile Aktungbby got really jealous

[Aktungbby]

Actually: inordinately consumed with envy:doh:

[Reece]

Jim kissed a happy Aktungbby :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

goodbye with a cricket bat

[Aktungbby]

goodbye with a cricket batreconfigured with obsidian blades: macuahuitl-style :arrgh!:https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/3oT2Z29kU7LNQKldtXrsEWd2C-0=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Macahuitl-reproduction2-593d96a03df78c537bc3c8de.jpg https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QEyaxJNeHi4/Tdeu9luw95I/AAAAAAAACPY/S9gVX53baBM/s1600/Maquahuitl+2.gifJEEEZE! that jus' ain't cricket!

[Reece]

Aktungbby admitted defeat but tried

[Aktungbby]

at 70,:wah: no try;:hmmm: DO!:yeah:

[Reece]

but failed again, Jim smiled!! :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

while watching the frog prince

[Cyborg322]

hop away back to the

[Aktungbby]

gray-green limpopo of his pond

[Reece]

gray-green limpopo of his pond

CHOMP!! a fish got him!! :up:

[Cyborg322]

Shreeek ! and now he's newt-ered

[Jimbuna]

never to reproduce ever again

[Reece]

One fine sunny day Jim

[Jimbuna]

took to them thar hills

[Reece]

on his Harley, he stopped

[Jimbuna]

at the local curry house

[Cyborg322]

Harley said, get off my back !

https://i.imgur.com/zJ7Of69.jpg

[Jimbuna]

unfortunately she used six words

[Cyborg322]

because she's a bad girl

https://i.imgur.com/HN7V3lp.jpg

[Reece]

and very ugly but Jim

[Jimbuna]

thought she looked like Reece

[Reece]

but still tried kissing her :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

on all four cheeks and

[Jimbuna]

the sides of each head

[Aktungbby]

without being turned into stone

[Jimbuna]

or a pillar of salt

[Reece]

Aktungbby ran with fright from

[Cyborg322]

the horrific scenes of carnage

[blackswan40]

Cyborg322 siething them down again :yep:

[Jimbuna]

using his yellow stained underwear

[Reece]

that was steaming hot!! Swanny

[Jimbuna]

sucked and burned his lips

[Reece]

but he still liked it :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

better when in his eyes

[Reece]

Aktungbby pounded on Jim's door

[Jimbuna]

asking him for a straw

[Cyborg322]

or anything that could suck

[Jimbuna]

like a Dyson cordless vacuum

[Aktungbby]

...like that: 'twixt his ears:O:

[Reece]

...like that: 'twixt his ears:O:
as he sucked he realized

[blackswan40]

it was a gas pipe

[Cyborg322]

fitter doing his maintenance routine

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

the police were called and

[Texas Red]

they dreamt of catching him

[blackswan40]

while wearing his spiderman pyjarmas

[Reece]

with the smelly brown stain!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

under the left arm pit

[Reece]

this was too much, Jim

[blackswan40]

clumpybits landed in Jims porage

[Reece]

he gobbled it down saying

[Jimbuna]

anyone know who cooked this?

[Cyborg322]

Reece, he puked in it

[Jimbuna]

upon seeing his own reflection

[Reece]

upon seeing his own reflection

Jim was rushed to hospital

[Jimbuna]

saving him from Reece's advances

[blackswan40]

Pet hospital jim deloused - wormed

[Reece]

the worms all died so

[Cyborg322]

the worms all died so
did the William the flea

https://i.imgur.com/Qwvnqzi.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from the dog next door

[Reece]

the dog bit Cyborg322 hard

[Jimbuna]

then returned to its kennel

[blackswan40]

Dogy dug hole in Buna's

[Jimbuna]

swimming pool then promptly drowned

[Reece]

going stagnant, what a stink!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Texas Red]

the smell reached the heavens

[Aktungbby]

even ST. Peter clothespinned his schnozz

[Reece]

the neighbors rioted blaming Jim :o:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

for the curry tasting hot

[blackswan40]

swannys first portion curry icecream

[Reece]

, as he scoffed it down

[Aktungbby]

then burped it back up!

[Reece]

the curry burnt his throat

[Jimbuna]

and melted his plastic dentures

[blackswan40]

resoled bunas shoes with denture :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12015

[Jimbuna]

not enough gold on them :smug:

[Reece]

replaced them with this pair:

https://www.heddels.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/project-vintage-red-wing-iron-ranger-boot-restore-a-second-life-for-a-first-love-2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

once worn by Reece descendants

[Reece]

now Jim's pride at home!! :smug:

[Jimbuna]

is full of ferocious lions

[Aktungbby]

gettin' buttkicked by bossy lionesses

[Jimbuna]

is a very desirable fetish

[blackswan40]

Swannys been to book shop (Bought Tiger in the bed by Claude Balls)

[Reece]

burnt the book - it stank!!

[Aktungbby]

as damnatio ad beastias does!:oops::k_confused:

[Reece]

he wanted a new book!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

with plenty of cartoon pictures

[Reece]

something to challenge his mind

[Jimbuna]

without it being overly taxing

[Reece]

Donald Duck comics are prime examples :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of fowl but funny stories

[Reece]

so he studied 50 copies

[blackswan40]

what no pictures of squirrels

[Jimbuna]

hiding their nuts in trees

[Reece]

suddenly Aktungby burst into the

[Cyborg322]

room . Where are the nuts ?

[Reece]

that dangle beneath my hairy

[Aktungbby]

prodigiously pendulous progenerative priapismic puerility! :D

[Jimbuna]

still suffering from verbal diorrhoea

[Cyborg322]

still suffering from verbal diorrhoea


aka the vocal brown rain

[Reece]

Jim kicked Aktungbby so hard

[Cyborg322]

his buttocks twittered brown rain

[Reece]

Jim threw up covering Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

with something far more deadly

[Cyborg322]

what could that possibly be ?

[Reece]

the drums rolled - it is

[Jimbuna]

far too complex to explain

[Aktungbby]

but the beat must go on

[blackswan40]

start with the Earth cooled

[Jimbuna]

to a mid winter temperature

[Reece]

then soured to oven temperatures :o

[Aktungbby]

portending searing torments to come

[Reece]

the ground shook then cracked

[Aktungbby]

frequent occurances around Aktung's abode

[blackswan40]

that he built on floodplane

[Reece]

down it went, Aktungbby cried :wah:

[Cyborg322]

down it went, Aktungbby cried :wah:

Oh no I've dunnit again :wah:

[Jimbuna]

when will it all end?

[Reece]

Aktungbby lost his mind, Sigmund Freud

[Cyborg322]

also agreed with this diagnosis

[Reece]

a straight jacket restrained him :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

whilst the gag silenced him

[Aktungbby]

fortunately, his jockstrap contained him:O:

[Jimbuna]

depriving everyone a good laugh

[blackswan40]

until he bent down and

[Cyborg322]

Snap.... ! ... the elastic broke revealing

[Aktungbby]

damn Indians got there first! https://bullrunnings.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/4d7d67cc1f751-image.jpg?w=510 <This image of George Custer’s jock strap (technically, his Rawson’s Patent Elastic Self-Adjusting U. S. Army Suspensory Bandage C-7A Size 5) can be found here.

[Reece]

revealing his hairy great ass!

[Aktungbby]

Damn indians; scalped that too:o

[Reece]

so he tattooed hairs there :03:

[Jimbuna]

because he loved Indian attention

[Reece]

his happiness was short lived

[Jimbuna]

night of the long knives

[blackswan40]

pink handcuffs kinky bedroom toys

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from his plaything blackswan40

[Reece]

Swanny looked at Aktungbby and

[Jimbuna]

immediately started falling in love

[Cyborg322]

Queen Elizabeths protected species and Aktung ...... :Kaleun_Party:


https://i.imgur.com/H4zxJp8.jpg?1

[Jimbuna]

a match made in heaven

[Reece]

a wedding date was set

[blackswan40]

Aktung ran off with chimnysweep

[Reece]

lucky chimney sweep, Aktungbby grinned

[Cyborg322]

running of with the chimney

[Jimbuna]

rolling in all that soot

[Reece]

rolling in all that soot
then chastised for being prejudice :o:timeout:

[Cyborg322]

soot would not wash off

[Reece]

What to do Aktungbby begged?? :oops::hmmm:

[Cyborg322]

Reece but he just laughed :har:

[Reece]

and added some more soot!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

perversely enhancing his Aktung-Mandingo fantasies:O:

[Jimbuna]

to the astonishment of everyone

[blackswan40]

thats a large teatowel holder

[Reece]

throw it in the bin!! :yep:

[Cyborg322]

with the rest of the

[Reece]

crap donated by some stupid

[blackswan40]

local yokel yorkshire daft Apeth :yep:

[Cyborg322]

This made Sean Bean very mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8kqbCQy-0

[Jimbuna]

an insanity plea follows shortly

[Reece]

I Aktungbby declare total insanity!! :o:D

[Cyborg322]

yet another asylum trip again

[Reece]

yes the more the merrier!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

...8-billion on a spinning mudball??!!:yep::oops::k_confused:

[blackswan40]

wheres swannys invite to Mudball

[Aktungbby]

wheres swanny's invite to Mudball

People worry about the afterlife: 72 virgins , happy hunting grounds, eternal happiness etc...I sometimes wonder if this turn on the planet isn't the afterlife in which case what horrible deed did I do to end up here... clearly mandated by appalling misconduct

[Jimbuna]

to all who understand this

[Aktungbby]

including trouserless Northumbrians on shoreleave:O: :arrgh!:

[Reece]

call the nuthouse again Jim

[Jimbuna]

inform them Aktung has escaped

[blackswan40]

disguised as the dinner lady


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12021

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

Aktungbby hid under a large

[blackswan40]

maroon teacosy and curlers and

[Cyborg322]

window cleaners pockets to match


https://i.imgur.com/vrkSB4K.jpg

[Jimbuna]

those worn by asylum inmates

[Reece]

those worn by asylum inmates

Aktungbby escaped and ran away

[Jimbuna]

with a little green beetle

[blackswan40]

Aktungs always been into vintage

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12023

[Jimbuna]

wines and alcohol free drinks

[Reece]

Look, up in the sky

[blackswan40]

Aktung saw pink elephants and

[Reece]

they dropped their load, he

[Aktungbby]

summoned his dung-beetles cleanup crew:Kaleun_Salivating: https://images.theconversation.com/files/94474/original/image-20150911-1559-1wgfrb0.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1200&h=900.0&fit=crop

[Jimbuna]

for some brown stained assistance

[Aktungbby]

and not so straight poop!

[Jimbuna]

the aroma being seriously tested

[Aktungbby]

labelled commercially: "Eau d' Hooflung Poo

[Reece]

Aktungbby was in his glory!! :yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

till dungbeetles rolled him too!!:o:oops::shucks::dead:

[Reece]

like tobacco and stuffed him

[blackswan40]

Aktung smoked stogie cleared sinuses :yep:

[Reece]

but the tar oozed out

[Jimbuna]

sticking him to the floor

[blackswan40]

the roadsweeper frizzed Aktungs Perm

[Jimbuna]

and laddered his fishnet stockings

[Aktungbby]

improving my magnificent rugger's hooker-legs :O:https://previews.123rf.com/images/yasemin/yasemin1001/yasemin100100014/6323247-sexy-legs-with-fishnet-stockings-on-metal-ladder.jpg

[blackswan40]

Buna repaired stockings now keepnet :yep:

[Reece]

Aktung looked so sexy he/she

[Aktungbby]

wore highheels & drank appletinis:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

out of a horse trough