The Five Word Story Game

[Texas Red]

i smell those noxious fumes

[Reece]

I'm turning green, gasp, HELP!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

but just then, Mr. Quatro flew

[Reece]

down to save the day

[Texas Red]

he put a gigantic vacuum

[Reece]

he put a gigantic vacuum

to Aktungbby's nether region . . . FOOM!! :dead:

[Texas Red]

there go all the crabs!

[Reece]

this is an ecological disaster!! :o

[Jimbuna]

never seen in pantomime before

[Texas Red]

the crabs are everywhere!! But,

[Jimbuna]

harmless when squashed with hammer

[Aktungbby]

"If I had a hammer....":D

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

then I'd put an end

[Mr Quatro]

the endless waste in Congress :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and the local lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

Now we need five hammers :yep:

[Cyborg322]

Please ! I have no hammer :wah:

[Mr Quatro]

Someone please give Cyborg hammer :yep:

[Texas Red]

I have one! here you

[Reece]

go, now start hammering!! Cyborg

[Texas Red]

didn’t start to hammer, he

[Reece]

stood there dazed until the beast

[Texas Red]

knocked him out with his

[Reece]

bad breath, what a blow!!

[Texas Red]

flying off to Haumea he

[Reece]

dropped one in the cabin :oops:

[Jimbuna]

right next to the Grinch

[Reece]

who dropped one as well. :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

the two mixed forming a

[Texas Red]

monster of unforeseen size and

[Reece]

the stench was so bad

[Texas Red]

the atmosphere was replaced with

[Reece]

Hydrogen sulphide, Jim loved it

[Jimbuna]

in a strange sorta way

[Reece]

until the beast struck a match!! :o

[Jimbuna]

with the local street urchin

[Mr Quatro]

holding a brown paper bag :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a bottle of sauce

[Texas Red]

the world instantly ignited, sending

[Aktungbby]

covid afflicted whackers to perdition:O:

[Reece]

Satin contracted covid-19, his appendage

[Jimbuna]

was much worse than Satan:)

[Mr Quatro]

five letters in his name :o

[Jimbuna]

the same number as 'Satin'

[Mr Quatro]

smooth, glossy fabric, usually silk :yep:

[Jimbuna]

like Aktungs fish net stockings

[Reece]

that goes with his panties :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

stuffed into Aktung's mouth, right?

[Texas Red]

Nicolae Carpathia doesn’t wear panties!!!

[Reece]

doesn't wear anything at all. :D

[Texas Red]

even worse!! Yet the Antichrist

[Reece]

slapped the beast who in return

[Aktungbby]

thought "holy of holies" meant donuts

[Texas Red]

I exorcized him with donuts!

[Aktungbby]

slipped thru petdoor by mom!:D

[Texas Red]

i had to wear a

[Aktungbby]

woebegone Watutsi's well worn waistcoat

[Mr Quatro]

long words look more than

[Reece]

they really are, just hooey :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that very few will understand

[Reece]

meanwhile on planet Mars Mr Quatro

[Mr Quatro]

"Mars lander/Houston nothing here"

[Reece]

tried returning to base but

[Texas Red]

A wormhole appeared and he

[Reece]

was sucked in!! :o He appeared

[Texas Red]

In the Andromeda Galaxy, next

[Reece]

thing a phone booth appeared :yep:

[Texas Red]

He called President Zorp of

[Reece]

Venus where the Tardis landed

[Jimbuna]

on a green coloured Martian

[Aktungbby]

who communicated often with Aktung

[Mr Quatro]

DMV cancelled Aktung's license for

[Aktungbby]

The unpardonable crime of DWW!:O:

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby stole a spaceship and

[Aktungbby]

was arrested for heinous DWG:o

[Reece]

they whipped his ass blue

[Mr Quatro]

but Aktung's face turned red :yep:

[Reece]

when Mr Quatro clouted it, Aktungbby

[Texas Red]

sucked in Venus's toxic clouds

[Aktungbby]

exhaling on the beast's quarantine pizza:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

exhaling on the beast's quarantine pizza:Kaleun_Sick:
the beast had to close shop

[Texas Red]

and I went to my

[Jimbuna]

creche on an empty stomach

[Texas Red]

that sucked!! I nearly starved

[Jimbuna]

so stole the teachers apple

[Texas Red]

I ate it while streaking

[Reece]

the teacher spanked him sorely

[Jimbuna]

a glint in his eye

[Texas Red]

the teacher was taken aback

[Jimbuna]

at the site before her

[Aktungbby]

Site?:...classroom; Sight...Horrific view??!!:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

oh dear, that's another clanger

[Texas Red]

a student pulled out a

[Aktungbby]

book: Sight for Sore Eyes

[Reece]

and threw it at the

[Aktungbby]

very sinful yet insightful librarianesse:o

[Reece]

she burned the book and

[Texas Red]

ate her perfume, then she

[Reece]

dropped one, it smelt nice!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

but didn't taste too good

[Mr Quatro]

brown nosing Aktung never is :yep:

[Aktungbby]

too fussy 'bout librarianesse droppings:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

he used a scooper to

[Jimbuna]

pick up the lumpy bits

[Aktungbby]

lumpy bitsOh Pooh! we're talkin heffalumps

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung even counts his lumps :yep:

[Aktungbby]

sorry, can't count that high:timeout:

[Texas Red]

he's higher than a kite!!

[Jimbuna]

must be all hot air

[Texas Red]

because he was pretty mad

[Reece]

because he was pretty mad

when he flunked 5th grade!! :oops::yep:

[Texas Red]

and then 6th! he became

[Reece]

a dropout and a loser!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

both at the same time

[Texas Red]

he lucked out with women

[Jimbuna]

his preference now being men

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung is on gay registry :yep:

[Aktungbby]

especially Christmas, donned in "apparel"

[Jimbuna]

that children daren't look at

[Mr Quatro]

except for school crossing guards :D

[Jimbuna]

armed with large magnifying glasses

[Aktungbby]

to gaze upon the ungaysable :Kaleun_Goofy:

[Mr Quatro]

de ladolescence xvideobaisé par ungaysable

(word search for ungaysable) (I kid you not)

[Reece]

rather hard to respond to!! :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Blame big word Aktung oaky:yep:

[Aktungbby]

de ladolescence xvideobaisé par ungaysable

(word search for ungaysable) (I kid you not)

rather hard to respond to!! :doh:
Quatro?...French...C'est Petite Mort! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/d7/c9/bbd7c904f1cee107e83a7ced176e4fef.gif:Kaleun_Party: :Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Goofy:touchè mon BBY!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

thus Aktungbby keeled over and

[Aktungbby]

Precisely on his expiration date https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/death-prank-prankster-practical_joke-joker-joke-bwhn1100_low.jpg

[Reece]

Satan rubbed his hands vigorously :yep:

[Aktungbby]

while polishing his cloven hooves

[Reece]

then kissed Aktungbby who blushed

[Aktungbby]

sheepishly; 'cause he'd been baaaaaaad !

[Reece]

the beast spanked him, Aktungbby smiled :o

[Jimbuna]

then promptly filled his nappy

[Texas Red]

with his pappy. That was

[Jimbuna]

his usual daily modus operandi

[Aktungbby]

includin' seriously deviant routine four-flushin' :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung sounds normal when drunk :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but seriously abnormal when sober

[Reece]

hopefully he stays drunk Jim!! :up:

[Texas Red]

cause' imma bee sum real

[Reece]

are you on drugs man? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

mom slid'm a 'micky' pizza

[Reece]

whilst smoking weed, drinking Vodka :o

[Jimbuna]

and lubricating the jolly roger

[Mr Quatro]

Captain Jim raised Jolly Roger :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

to be kind and unselfish

[Aktungbby]

...veritable "milk of human kindness!":roll::shifty::()1:

[Mr Quatro]

Subsim have logjams W/O Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

why you silver tongued cavalier

[Reece]

you're gonna get your ass

[Jimbuna]

whipped by a hungry cannibal

[Aktungbby]

A'lookin' fer tender 'rump roast' https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.AmsfGADb0dp3Ixd_-plM2AAAAA?pid=Api&rs=1

[Jimbuna]

and a bottle of rum

[Aktungbby]

fer yo-ho-hoin' really tender rumps:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

and mumps too! Royalty love

[Reece]

eating crap like turkey fat

[Texas Red]

and their children, yuck! The

[Jimbuna]

thought simply boggles the mind

[Texas Red]

Cannibalistic kings and queens?! No!

[Jimbuna]

came the cry of many

[Reece]

who can't believe this tripe!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

Don't gripe about tripe BBY :Kaleun_Salivating: https://www.thespruceeats.com/thmb/wW3iqpAELQQ3if0WxjsgYJr5Gxk=/960x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc() :format(webp)/GettyImages-135608104-tripe-1500-58adb16d5f9b58a3c9af437c.jpg

[Reece]

Yet again more tripe continues!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

All existence is perpetual tripe

[Jimbuna]

of one kind or another

[Aktungbby]

from which commeth:
Bovine Scatology

[Mr Quatro]

give the cannibals soup instead :yep:

[Jimbuna]

of the usual stringy meat

[Reece]

the beast was attacked and assaulted

[Mr Quatro]

too weak to fight back :yep:

[Reece]

so he let one rip!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

the beast family locked him up :o

[Texas Red]

and i was given two

[Reece]

big hugs and a huge

[Texas Red]

pie the size of a

[Jimbuna]

snail out of its shell

[Reece]

Jim ate it and realized

[Texas Red]

it was a snail pie!

[Reece]

He puked then grabbed a

[Jimbuna]

SPAMMER and nuked their account :03::up:

[Cyborg322]

which made sick Reece puke :eek:

[Jimbuna]

prior to wetting his bed

[Mr Quatro]

which way does pee drain?

[Jimbuna]

down your trouser leg obviously

[Mr Quatro]

You said laying on bed :o

[Jimbuna]

does not cancel out gravity

[Mr Quatro]

wet pants could = wet dreams :yep:

[Texas Red]

wet dreams is just swimming

[Reece]

This is getting kinda gross!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

agreed! Let’s go to Pluto

[Mr Quatro]

Nay! Venus has better women :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I thought you'd prefer Uranus :haha:

[Texas Red]

I thought you'd prefer Uranus :haha:

My anus is not uranus! :O: :haha:

[Reece]

El Whacko (the beast) bent over and said "

[Texas Red]

My new name will take

[Reece]

on a whole new meaning". :yep:

[Aktungbby]

of whacko inuendo over Uranus?:O:

[Jimbuna]

when you think about it

[Aktungbby]

which I try not to:shucks::roll::oops: :nope:

[Jimbuna]

but can't resist the temptation

[Mr Quatro]

to impeach El Whacko for pretending :yep:

[Texas Red]

pretending what? i am not

[Aktungbby]

...pretending that you really are:O:

[Texas Red]

i am confusion here, maybe

[Aktungbby]

'confusion' with 'maybe' is redundant! :O:

[Texas Red]

the confusion is too great

[Reece]

with Aktung I'm not surprised!!

[Aktungbby]

Aktung with surprise is redundant!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktung looks in mirror - Surprise!! :doh::dead:

[Aktungbby]

'cause he thinks it's daddy!

[Reece]

he kissed the mirror passionately :oops:

[Aktungbby]

nah! popped a remedial Aricept

[Texas Red]

my sanity has disappeared completely

[Reece]

try to be calm, relax :yep:

[Jimbuna]

put on a fresh nappy

[Mr Quatro]

use safety pins or else :oops:

[Jimbuna]

you'll end up pricking yersel

[Texas Red]

I took a nap! I

[Jimbuna]

missed the scheduled kiddies cartoon

[Texas Red]

so I watched adult stuff

[Reece]

now I'm going to toilet!! :oops::oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the toilet paper

[Reece]

suddenly an earthquake shook the

[Jimbuna]

whiskers off the old man

[Texas Red]

and the muscles off of

[Jimbuna]

three legged pink spotted grasshopper

[Mr Quatro]

climbing out of lunatic asylum :yep:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Reece]

One day El Whacko was released

[Mr Quatro]

arrested for Capitol Hill riots :yep:

[Reece]

by Jim, but El Whacko simply

[Jimbuna]

pleaded insanity and started crying

[Mr Quatro]

to Aktung "save me brother" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

"and I will worship thee"

[Aktungbby]

"upon my humble bended knee"

[Jimbuna]

whilst sitting on the lavatory

[Texas Red]

eating thy hamburger on thy

[Aktungbby]

buns, upon even scrawnier buns

[Reece]

then he let one rip

[Mr Quatro]

Reece should get downunder award :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Enroute to his hideaway: BUN-BUN-GA!

[Texas Red]

I didn’t know it was

[Reece]

that bad until the flowers

[Jimbuna]

wilted after a few seconds

[Reece]

the ooze flowed out into

[Texas Red]

the sewers, making them habitable

[Reece]

though stinky, Aktungbby preferred this! :yep:

[Texas Red]

to the frigid temperatures of

[Jimbuna]

what else lay in store