The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Reece felt himself getting excited
about getting a new car :yep:

[Jimbuna]

out of his Scalextric box

[Reece]

it was a beaut!! Now

[Jimbuna]

if only the leccy worked

[Reece]

Suddenly Jim's house shook violently!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

when the thunder box exploded

[Reece]

Aktungbby was using it, he

[Aktungbby]

arrived, starkers, at pearly gates

[Jimbuna]

hoping St Peter wouldn't notice

[Reece]

but the site was disgusting :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

the angels wept in heaven

[Reece]

Aktungbby was banished to the

[Jimbuna]

very back end of beyond

[Aktungbby]

...otherwise known as "Mondo Beyondo"

[Jimbuna]

and the cabbage patch dolls

[Reece]

and the cabbage patch dolls
that Aktungbby started eating until

[Jimbuna]

he realised one was pregnant

[blackswan40]

Noises from the pottingshed Jim

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13370

[Jimbuna]

are what particularly disturb me

[Reece]

until Jim phoned pest control :yep:

[Jimbuna]

who in turn sent Aktung

[Reece]

who started eating the dolls!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

in the most provocative way

[Aktungbby]

...particularly Aer Lingus's sister, Connie:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

the girl with no teeth

[Aktungbby]

nevertheless could sail a bight A bight is a long, gradual bend or recess in the shoreline that forms a large, open bay. Bights are shallow and may pose hazards to navigation, so their depths, in addition to any submerged features like sand bars and rock formations, are clearly marked on nautical charts.

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing his mothers blindfold

[Reece]

More verbal diarrhea oozing forth :doh:

[Aktungbby]

at 72...the only oozing:wah:

[Reece]

at 71 catching up Aktung!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

When the going gets tough

[Reece]

the old farts get going! :D

[Jimbuna]

but to where? nobody knows

[Aktungbby]

...only after finding car keys:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

could he make his journey

[Reece]

to planet Mars? Aktungbby tried

[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby tried...as ruggers do; but gothttps://icdn.juvefc.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/red-card.jpg

[Reece]

caught by the Feds and

[Jimbuna]

sent back to the asylum

[Reece]

where he soiled his depends!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[Reece]

, the warden spanked him but

[Jimbuna]

nothing could satisfy his craving

[Tango589]

for seventeen grilled cheese sandwiches

[Jimbuna]

and a mug of cocoa

[Aktungbby]

....putting "paid" to septuageneric anal-retentiveness :oops::Kaleun_Sick::cry:

[Jimbuna]

was quite an unforgiving task

[Aktungbby]

turning me into a "pukkered-sahib":06:

[Jimbuna]

better than a poisoned dwarf

[Aktungbby]

entombed along yellow brick road

[Reece]

the puckered Sahib continued to

[blackswan40]

Mecca for another bingo session

[Jimbuna]

eyes down for any line

[Reece]

but the ship was torpedoed!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

all the rats jumped ship

[Reece]

but Aktungbby stayed aboard until

[blackswan40]

lifejackets on his cabbagepatch kids

[Jimbuna]

were only issued to him

[Reece]

, the cabbagepatch kids attacked Aktungbby :o

[Jimbuna]

with freshly soiled diapers

[Reece]

with freshly soiled diapers
Aktungbby was in his glory!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

there was a crowd gathering

[Aktungbby]

including the Roto Rooter man

[Jimbuna]

with his live feed to

[Reece]

Aktungbby's diaper until it clogged :dead:

[Aktungbby]

whilst beaming aboard the Enterprise https://64.media.tumblr.com/a27263c6dda3dc6f19d9b0198c73d717/75c9161b4e782517-e2/s540x810/f286895fa5a46757d3f78f8024f4fef46597aca8.jpg

[Reece]

Spock was not amused, Scotty

[Jimbuna]

made a run for it

[Reece]

and found Subsim back up!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

from the man next door

[Reece]

comes exciting news about a

[Aktungbby]

pig finding truffles in sty

[Reece]

they weren't, they were actually

[Jimbuna]

a figment of his imagination

[Reece]

Aktungbby tucked in then vomited!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Reece started bathing in it

[Reece]

then Jim jumped in - SPLOSH!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

what a right royal mess

[Aktungbby]

fortunately the wet-vac was handy https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/818da-h9egL._AC_SX522_.jpg

[Jimbuna]

if only the leccy worked

[Reece]

power lead dropped in bath :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then suddenly the leccy worked

[Reece]

Reece & Jim blew fuse :o

[Jimbuna]

both living happily ever after

[Reece]

in another dimension, Aktungbby tried

[Jimbuna]

to run for the presidency

[blackswan40]

Of the train spotters club

[Jimbuna]

you need spots not blemishes

[Aktungbby]

when stalking gazelles en situ

[Jimbuna]

on a cold foggy morning

[Aktungbby]

from the down wind position

[Reece]

to get the full flavor

[Jimbuna]

the cream of the crop

[Reece]

Aktungbby gasped for air but

[Jimbuna]

struggled to open his mouth

[Aktungbby]

from inside his C-pap mask

[Reece]

Jim just pointed and laughed :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the site before him

[Reece]

whilst eating popcorn and drinking

[Jimbuna]

a large glass of rum

[Aktungbby]

...only Pusser he could handle:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

was the one wearing lipstick

[Aktungbby]

...truthfully though, she handled him:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

like a rod of iron

[Aktungbby]

overbearing,endowed with stiff resolve

[Jimbuna]

and a sense of humour

[Aktungbby]

essential on tilted spinning mudballsLocation:
On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball

[Reece]

Respond Jim, I give up!! :doh::oops::timeout:

[blackswan40]

When dry throw at Aktungbby :o:yeah::doh:

[Jimbuna]

the asylum will send reinforcements

[Reece]

Aktungbby went down screaming, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

offered him his used handkerchief

[Aktungbby]

in pompous, overbearing, snotty, fashion

[Jimbuna]

all is fair in love

[Aktungbby]

with Swanny's hanky for loincloth

[Jimbuna]

may the Lord be merciful

[Aktungbby]

in high blue pilled breezes

[Jimbuna]

for which we give thanks

[Aktungbby]

tending to clear Reece's air

[Jimbuna]

but not his bad breath

[Aktungbby]

one end at a time!:03:

[Reece]

Reece breathed on Aktungbby, he

[Jimbuna]

started to turn dark blue

[Reece]

Putin tried orally to resuscitate :yep:

[Jimbuna]

him using a stirrup pump

[Reece]

now he's a beached whale!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

the local population were appalled

[Reece]

Putin was in his glory!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

preparing for his big feast

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried moving his blubber!! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

away from the tyrannical dictator

[Aktungbby]

his big feast

his blubber!! :k_confused::Kaleun_Sick:

away from the tyrannical dictator's...cannabalistic gluttony for muktuk treats :yep::O:

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

ie: a muktuk ruminating upchuck:yeah:

[Reece]

Ah there it goes!! :oops: Jim

[Aktungbby]

nixed on coming...and went

[Reece]

insane instead, Aktung tried to

[Jimbuna]

book in a sex change

[Reece]

operation and was accepted, :D She

[Jimbuna]

was not a pretty sight

[Reece]

having to learn to sit :doh::oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

on a bed of nails

[Aktungbby]

with her legs properly crossed

[Jimbuna]

so as not to leak

[Reece]

yucky fluids!! :dead: Too much Jim!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

mentioning fluids triggerd Jimbuna,s DT's:k_confused:

[Reece]

reaching for a whisky bottle!! :oops::()1:

[Jimbuna]

would never cure the urge

[Reece]

Months later Aktungbby was released

[Jimbuna]

to roam earth once again

[Aktungbby]

limping on feet and knuckles

[Jimbuna]

that were leaking blood profusely

[Reece]

since it was shattered glass! :o:eek:

[Jimbuna]

That time of the year

[Reece]

when we turn into zombies :o

[Jimbuna]

and everyone looks like Reece

[Reece]

naturally Aktung outdone us all. :D

[Aktungbby]

naturally Aktung outdone us all. :Dobeying nature's insistent outhouse calls

[Reece]

then lit a cigarette. . . KABOOM!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

the entire roof blew off

[Reece]

Aktung staggered out full of

[blackswan40]

Confused bewilderment while stargazing Jim

[Reece]

with a rather foul stench

[Jimbuna]

fed him to the birds

[blackswan40]

Cat rescued Aktungbby from peckerheads

[Jimbuna]

who were mackems in disguise

[Aktungbby]

...that 'takem' to the ER:O:

[Jimbuna]

for a bout of resuscitation

[Aktungbby]

'cause life is about resuscitation!:doh:

[Reece]

Jim volunteered after eating garlic :oops::O:

[Jimbuna]

Reece beat him to it

[Reece]

forcing garlic down Aktungs mouth!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and down to his toes

[Aktungbby]

which curled in phalagelical ecstacy:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

at the very basic thought

[Aktungbby]

of lips touching and belches

[Jimbuna]

from the valley of the

[Aktungbby]

Susquehanna at the Lackawanna's confluencehttps://www.srbc.gov/portals/susquehanna-atlas/data-and-maps/subbasins/images/middle-susquehanna-subbasin.png

[Jimbuna]

in the back of beyond

[Reece]

and even deeper than that!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

how deep is your love

[Reece]

Aktungbby for such wholesome gibberish? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

never one to be outdone

[Reece]

more gibberish oozed out until

[Aktungbby]

Aktung stuffed a cork in it:O: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pRsAAOSwvgheLOZa/s-l1600.jpg

[Reece]

pressure popped it hitting Jim!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

Something he's used to anyway! https://gifbin.com/bin/062011/1307380719_opening_champagne_bottle.gif

[Reece]

cork size knocked Jim out!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

Pursers Rum brought Jim round

[Reece]

until he fell down drunk!! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Jimbuna]

and slept the night away

[Reece]

, got up and attacked Aktungbby!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Aktungbby]

...stealing his Two-Buck Chuck chardonnay:wah:

[Jimbuna]

was a crime against humanity

[Aktungbby]

against humanitywhich description Aktung didn't fulfill:haha:

[Reece]

you have to be human!! :yep::D

[Aktungbby]

...in :subsim:'s forum?...clearly subhuman!!:()1::hulk::huh::06::nope::woot:

[Reece]

first time for everything Aktung!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Like out hunting skirt Saturdaynights

[Reece]

Saturday nights is 2 words!! :Kaleun_Sick: (SHAME on you Swanny)

[Jimbuna]

Swanny prefers those wearing trousers :)

[Reece]

OOLALA Swanny, I didn't know!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

none of us did either

[Aktungbby]

fortunately Jimbuna didn't wear trousers:D

[Jimbuna]

I much preferred wearing chainmail.

[blackswan40]

Vaseline for sores and Chaps :D

[Jimbuna]

I should be so lucky

[Aktungbby]

I much preferred wearing chainmail.

Vaseline for sores and Chaps :D

I should be so lucky Though KY-jelly would be preferable!:O::arrgh!: http://i.imgur.com/1WIQ9fW.jpg

[Reece]

not a pretty picture guys!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

The mail-man certainly rings twice!:shucks:

[Reece]

Aktung answered the door and

[Aktungbby]

signed for wife's latest package

[Reece]

he sneaked a peek inside :o

[Jimbuna]

hoping they were his size

[Aktungbby]

Alas, they were 'boy-toy's size!?:timeout: :Kaleun_Mad::Kaleun_Crying:

[Jimbuna]

so far too big then

[Aktungbby]

as she cruelly reminds me:wah:

[Jimbuna]

each day of the week

[Aktungbby]

except when lawns need mowin'!:yep::smug::damn::woot:

[Reece]

but thankfully that's often Aktung!! :yep::oops::D

[Jimbuna]

keeping a sense of proportion

[Reece]

but doesn't help his drooling!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

over anything that is edible

[Reece]

Aktungbby!! what a disgusting stink!!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

is emanating from your pants

[Aktungbby]

'cause I forgot the Depends:oops::yawn::cry::damn:

[Jimbuna]

depends where you left them

[Aktungbby]

shelved next to the KY-jelly??:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

if that is your preference

[Aktungbby]

preference isn't in the equation:wah:

[Reece]

Jim sighed saying "Why me??" :doh::oops::roll:

[Aktungbby]

God's chosen often ask that!??:yep::timeout::-?:huh::damn::smug:

[Reece]

after Jim had a cry

[Jimbuna]

over all the spilled milk

[Reece]

he kicked Aktung fair in

[Jimbuna]

the seat of his pants

[Aktungbby]

in a decidedly 'bootalicious' fashion:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

much to his personal amusement

[Aktungbby]

at perniciously placed toe jams

[Reece]

. THE END. :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

One fine morning

[Aktungbby]

Aktung beheld bluebirds of happiness

[Reece]

one landed on Jim's shoulder :yep:

[Jimbuna]

they made him very happy

[Reece]

continued down to the cafe :yep::up:

[Jimbuna]

the serving wench looked sexy

[Reece]

Jim asked her out but

[Jimbuna]

she already had a girlfriend

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried his luck also

[Jimbuna]

he had even less chance

[Aktungbby]

laying prostate in the dust:shucks::O: