The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and crashing into a wall

[Aktungbby]

...it was a Great Wall!:timeout::oops::x

[Jimbuna]

and obviously built in China

[Reece]

no wonder it collapsed then!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'twas seriously mongoled in fact

[Reece]

Ah yes!! I see it all! :D

[Jimbuna]

in front of my eyes

[Reece]

it was a disgusting sight!! :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Like swanny with out dentures :doh:

[Reece]

Aktungbby wanted a juicy kiss!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Reece was quick to oblige

[Reece]

But Jim butted in - "SMOOCH!" http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/smileys.gif

[Aktungbby]

...thank god for two cheeks!:doh::/\\k::stare::huh:

[Reece]

not those cheeks Aktungbby, Swanny

[Aktungbby]

simply adored septuagenarian cheeky sods:O::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

giving each one a spanking!! :o:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Aktungbby]

...but Aktung preferred Jimbuna's lash:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

far too kinky for me

[Aktungbby]

...that'd be buggery; not lash !??:O::arrgh!:....with apologies to Sir W. Churchill!

[Jimbuna]

what ever turns you on

[Aktungbby]

...actually everything turns me off:wah:

[Jimbuna]

I have heard the rumours.

[Aktungbby]

...from my amantes
and heteiras! :O:

[Jimbuna]

from a local gay actually :)

[Aktungbby]

In S.F.? can't tell difference!:doh::O::yep:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10727

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys regular blue oyster bar

[Reece]

has just burnt down!! :k_confused: Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

Had a realy bad breakdown :yep:

[Reece]

Off to the mental-asylum again!! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

to renew his season ticket

[Reece]

Jim felt sorry for Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

...who used a shady parasol

[Jimbuna]

to hide his flea bites

[Aktungbby]

alongside his other scarry bytes:timeout:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby other bytes android data :ping::doh::D

[Reece]

what a load of hooey!! :oops::k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Jacket pants motorbike Run Reece!!!!!

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13600

[Jimbuna]

he's got a crackin pair

[Aktungbby]

'had' a crackn' pair actually:hmmm::o

[Reece]

Don't look bad for 72!! :D

[blackswan40]

We best start pumping iron :yep:

[Reece]

CRACK!! there goes my back!! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

back of the queue again

[Aktungbby]

...as opposed to front line

[blackswan40]

For the rack traction treatment :o:yep::o

[Jimbuna]

otherwise known as excessive force

[Aktungbby]

only for compelling true lies

[blackswan40]

The devils in the detail :yep:

[Reece]

Oh that wicked boy, Swanny

[Aktungbby]

The devils in the detail :yep:...leaping over defence behind defeat :yeah::yep:

[blackswan40]

I was pushed devilish intent :yep:

[Reece]

Note to Aktungbby: You have to follow the previous post!! :O:

Naughty boy!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Whats next chapter and verse :doh::yep::doh:

[Reece]

now don't start crying Aktung!!:oops::wah:

[blackswan40]

Brace for big word sermons :yep:

[Jimbuna]

from each and every angle

[Aktungbby]

Brace for big word sermons :yep:

from each and every angle

...whilst voraciously vocalizing verisimilitude virtuously

[Jimbuna]

before choking on alphabet soup

[Aktungbby]

which vexatious Vinnies are prone:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

due to a lack of

[Aktungbby]

any verifiable ventricular veinous viscosity

[Jimbuna]

whole blood viscosity is associated

[blackswan40]

Like a teenwolf horror flick :yep:

[Aktungbby]

viciously vituperating vapidly: "fangs alot!

[Reece]

that punctured Aktungs neck - nice!! :D

[blackswan40]

Next morning Aktungbby went pale

[Jimbuna]

then turned into a frog

[Aktungbby]

...then proceeding promptly to croak

[Jimbuna]

at the sea life centre

[blackswan40]

The Frog chorus became popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PMiP90ntZ8

[Aktungbby]

...a 'ribbitting' experience for sure:doh:https://media.tenor.com/qFBmaHEN4iYAAAAM/frog-ribbit.gif

[Reece]

oh no a big boot!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

stamped on the biggest frog

[Reece]

and proceeded to cook it!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

a frog in his tummy

[Reece]

almost made him croak it!! :oops::doh::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

there's no 'almost' in croaking!:oops::nope::dead:

[blackswan40]

Croakings not far from Toadking :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...havin' "toa'd the mark" often:hmmm::yep::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

you had better believe it

[Aktungbby]

belief being an imaginary figment:o

[Jimbuna]

of a somewhat twisted imagination

[Reece]

Ah that's our Aktungby alright!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby two B's more streetcred :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

in the arcade shopping mall

[Reece]

where he picked up some

[Jimbuna]

bread to feed the birds

[Reece]

the birds attacked him violently :o

[Aktungbby]

nah; 'twas old Beaker People

[Jimbuna]

putting on a determined defence

[Aktungbby]

...defeets akickin'; an' details awhippin'!:yeah:

[Reece]

but alas, poor Aktungbby lost!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

and never ever participated again

[Reece]

after a good cry he

[Jimbuna]

returned to his padded cell

[Aktungbby]

with a box of kleenex

[Reece]

blowing a hole right through!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

the reinforced steel cell door

[blackswan40]

Flew nest in a flap

[Reece]

Swanny's going nuts again Jim!!:oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

Method madness padded cells warmer :yep:

[Jimbuna]

colder than nuns knicker elastic

[Reece]

Damn!! That's ice frigid Jim. :o:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

tell that to Mother Superior

[Aktungbby]

who's always inside the confessional:O:

[blackswan40]

Booth polishing removing cobweb Jim :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...notorious for his irrevrent nunnery

[Jimbuna]

would often lend a hand

[Aktungbby]

where the sun didn't shine

[Jimbuna]

anywhere near the knicker elastic

[blackswan40]

Not forgetting matrons crustie gusset

[Aktungbby]

or Jimbo's unrepentent 'celice release' https://grammarpartyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hairshirt.jpg

[blackswan40]

The chafing could be murder :oops::yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

...:hmmm: but only the rubbing counts

[Jimbuna]

as a most persistent irritant

[Aktungbby]

in habitually cloistered nether regions

[Jimbuna]

hid a cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

that smelt like it too!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

Was great in kebabs Jim

[Reece]

I assume you ate one? :hmmm::oops:

[blackswan40]

The kingsize special extra hot :oops:

[Jimbuna]

nothing else comes even close

[Aktungbby]

...just the queensize mediocre toasted

[Reece]

Just for fun Swanny tried

[blackswan40]

Best stay upwind of swanny :shucks:

[Reece]

been eating crabs with cabbage!! :Kaleun_Sick:

BTW, how your post followed the previous post is beyond me!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

with a dollop of garlic

[blackswan40]

Not forgetting naga chilli paste :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for those of stronger dispositions

[Aktungbby]

...disposed to disposing in disposals

[blackswan40]

Having clearout on the john :shucks:

[Aktungbby]

befitting 'Johnny on the spot':Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

better that than the blister

[Aktungbby]

annoyingly on the glutius maximus

[Jimbuna]

on a level never experienced

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...except for mom's well-deserved spankings!!?:timeout::oops::06:

[Reece]

Swanny squeezed the blister causing

[Jimbuna]

something like a volcanic eruption

[Aktungbby]

where burning lava flowed freely

[Jimbuna]

like soup in a kitchen

[Aktungbby]

spewing from a cracked crockpot

[Reece]

Swanny tasted it and decided :dead::oops:

[Aktungbby]

he needed a tongue transplant

[Reece]

since his shriveled up. Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

kept his tongue in cheek:O:

[Reece]

every now and then chewing!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

on a bag of nuts

[blackswan40]

Soft gum friendly ones Jim

[Jimbuna]

fit for a street urchin

[Aktungbby]

seeking shillings, farthings and pence

[Jimbuna]

from anyone who might oblige

[Aktungbby]

tossing a shekel or two

[Reece]

for some nice meaty ones!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

...hopefully unafflicted by E-coli bacteria:oops::Kaleun_Sick::dead:

[Reece]

yes and must be fresh :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

as a new laid egg

[Aktungbby]

...not yet recalled for salmonella:oops:

[Jimbuna]

but will do very soon

[Reece]

Swanny tried eating a nice

[Jimbuna]

freshly warmed up cow pat

[Reece]

freshly warmed up cow pat
with sauce I assume Jim! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

yeah, probably a curry variety

[Aktungbby]

...but sadly, 'twas a bullpat!:shucks::oops::Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

left by a visiting alien

[Aktungbby]

left by a visiting alien....from the nearby planet Uranus:hulk:

[Jimbuna]

deep inside a black hole

[Reece]

sucking in all the crap! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

that Earth wanted rid of

[Aktungbby]

in the Indian Ocean Geoid low https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Earth_Gravitational_Model_1996.pnghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Ocean_Geoid_Low

[Jimbuna]

six words ya bleedin maggot

[Aktungbby]

six words ya bleedin'maggot Formal names: (Indian Ocean) counts one!:Kaleun_Wink: FAQ's : "We do not allow posts where people are called idiots, morons, etc." :timeout: But I'm on blood thinning plavix and therefore a 'bleedin' maggot' indeed!:O:

[blackswan40]

Ive been sin-bined for less :D

[Aktungbby]

Ive been sin-bined for less :D https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408 I got for using "GooK":oops: If you are given time in the Brig (temporary ban), do NOT e-mail the moderators or admin to complain or argue a case. Take it like a man, wait out your time, ...but I took it manfully:damn::hmph::smug:https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1446880458/photo/closeup-of-drag-queen-with-mustache-and-glamorous-makeup-with-white-background.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=-1iPfLbilO7bWGj-gMixzjLvIYb9GiPrceA8fMM1P_U=

[Reece]

where's the eye bleach Jim?? :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Also the armpit wax Jim :D

[Reece]

a blowtorch would be good!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Part Sasquatch myself::hulk: I use:> https://flamekingproducts.com/cdn/shop/files/flame-king-propane-torch-weed-burner-with-blast-trigger-320000-btu-flame-king-1_720x.jpg?v=1721422795:arrgh!:https://media1.giphy.com/media/JjiieDMHZ6pEI/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9525155n0d82q10bp65exx7eiz9lybir q77d215bfa6&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g:yeah:

[Reece]

for cooking my sausages, although

[Aktungbby]

yer porcinity is oft fricaseed:o

[Reece]

oh no, not gibberish again!! :doh::timeout:

[blackswan40]

No suck on hot end :oops:

[Aktungbby]

due to twisted hookah lines

[Jimbuna]

whatever the cat drags in

[Reece]

Aktungbby kicks Jim and laughs!!:o

[Jimbuna]

then runs for the hills

[Aktungbby]

...swiftly rising to the occasion:06:

[Reece]

Jim catches Aktungbby delivering a

[Aktungbby]

dear john letter in Geordi

[Reece]

- La-Forge hand writing, he wanted

[Jimbuna]

to hold him for ransom

[Reece]

to hold him for ransom

Aktungbby decided to pay up

[Jimbuna]

offering his wife in exchange

[Reece]

Swanny agreed with the deal :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he's regretted it ever since

[blackswan40]

She's always at the bingo

[Aktungbby]

...actually, she manages school-charity bingo!??:timeout:

[blackswan40]

Manages to win every session :D

[Jimbuna]

with the same lucky number

[Aktungbby]

7, 11, 22, 54, #1??!! :06:

[Jimbuna]

I wish I only knew

[Reece]

what those numbers mean Aktung!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

Locomotive class numbers me thinks :D

[Aktungbby]

(7, 11,) (22, 54,) (#1)??!! :06:

what those numbers mean Aktung!! :doh:

(favorite store):timeout: (birthdate):yep: ( what she's):yeah:

[Jimbuna]

so we sailed gallantly on

[Aktungbby]

...on starboard tack; tiller aquivering

[Jimbuna]

in a sweaty palm hand

[Reece]

as the gibberish oozes forth!! :doh::oops:

[Aktungbby]

oozing is Greek to me! :arrgh!: :Kaleun_Cheers:https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/acrylic-print/8/8/hangingwire/break/images/artworkimages/medium/3/greek-souvenir-ouzo-bottle-kathy-k-mcclellan.jpg

[Jimbuna]

in a strange foreign tongue

[Aktungbby]

...including high tone Oxford Gibberese

[Reece]

Suddenly Jim kicked Aktungbby's backside!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

the walls came tumbling in

[blackswan40]

Swanny Jimbuna went to pub :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

to discover what aled them

[Reece]

a nice bottle of plonk!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of dark rum

[blackswan40]

Not forgetting the pork scratchings :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

and the beef madras curry

[Aktungbby]

alongside salmonella'd recalled Cosco eggs

[blackswan40]

Milk chocolate eggs bloomimg white :o

[Aktungbby]

with delicious Pusser's liquor filling

[Jimbuna]

on a bed of rice

[Aktungbby]

full of ravenous itchy lice

[Reece]

in a nice pus gravy!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

with all pustules prolificly pustulating:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

mmm, I'm starting to drool. :oops:

[Jimbuna]

get yersel a spoon then

[Aktungbby]

:hmmm:...though 'tis better if well-forqued:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

by a well trained chef

[Reece]

I'll use a thick straw!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

a no brainer down under! :arrgh!::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

mmm, brains!! Jim offered his

[Jimbuna]

dog a quick ride home

[Reece]

in Aktungbby's car but unfortunately

[Aktungbby]

the gigantic lithium battery exploded

[Reece]

the poor dog lost his

[Jimbuna]

favourite toy in the fire

[Reece]

Aktungbby had to compensate by

[Jimbuna]

trading in an old diaper

[Aktungbby]

slightly used, and slightly funky

[Jimbuna]

was par for the course

[Aktungbby]

....with stiff putter in hand:O:

[Jimbuna]

attempting a hole in one

[Reece]

this is totally gross Jim!! :oops::dead:

[Aktungbby]

where dimpled balls should be

[Reece]

Jim gave a good squeeze

[Jimbuna]

and would you believe it

[Aktungbby]

....they jangled, wangled and dangled!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::yeah::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

then fell down the drain

[Reece]

Aktungbby has a squeaky voice!! :yep::oops: