The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

of willing sycophantic masochists

[Reece]

jealous Jim joined us smiling!! :oops::D

[Jimbuna]

at Aktung using four words

[Reece]

Reece pointed and laughed, Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

hadn't taken his Aricept tablet:Kaleun_Crying:

[Reece]

his brain started to shrink :o

[Cyborg322]

until it was completely gone :doh:

[Jimbuna]

Never a truer word said

[Reece]

Aktungbby the zombie roamed around

[Jimbuna]

the world in his head

[Aktungbby]

...the only head he'd gotten!:O:

[Cyborg322]

and his flesh got rotten

[Reece]

a walking zombie with stink! :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

wearing swannys rank crusty socks

[Reece]

and stained undies, Aktungbby said "

[Texas Red]

Where has El Whacko been, people?"

[Reece]

He's been taking a sabbatical :yep:

[Texas Red]

Or lighting fireworks into homes :O:

[Reece]

Oh I hope not - elaborate!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

hoping mom never finds out

[Aktungbby]

and takes his computer away!:O:

[Jimbuna]

leaving him only his abacus

[Aktungbby]

Stored in empty pizza box

[Cyborg322]

from Jim the Italian lover

[Aktungbby]

always flashing his big wopper:o:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

always flashing his big wopper:o:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:
to the ladies in private!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

who weren't the least impressed:shucks:

[Reece]

Jim wised up and opened

[Jimbuna]

up a can of worms

[blackswan40]

buna used them when fishing

[Aktungbby]

until needing a bigger boat!!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

for all that shark meat

[Cyborg322]

and Vera Lynn burgers, Oh

[Aktungbby]

those White Cliff Dover-sole burgers!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Cyborg322]

I laid:gulp::gulp::gulp: down the bait

[Aktungbby]

I use bait getting laid!:O::yeah::arrgh!::oops::dead:

[Reece]

You're a sick puppy Aktung!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

... who got maid in Adelaide!:D

[Reece]

catching Covid-19, now hospital bound!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

searching dreamy maids in Bun Bun Ga!

[Texas Red]

He put up an ad

[Reece]

"Covid-19 available here, call Aktungbby" :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Delta variant: $5+; results guaranteed!:yeah:

[blackswan40]

swannys waiting for the sales :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I'll wait for Black Friday

[Reece]

Aktungbby wanted to kiss Swanny :oops:

[Jimbuna]

in front of the Pope

[Reece]

the Pope said I'm free!! :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To48HBVk4wA

[Jimbuna]

to a warm loving home

[Cyborg322]

absolutely no charge whatsoever for ( Jim you beat me to it by seconds)

[Jimbuna]

anyone daft enough to accept

[Aktungbby]

another papist fart with diverticulosis

[Jimbuna]

is quite a common event

[Aktungbby]

as I recently found out!:wah:

[Cyborg322]

with an unfortunate follow thru :oops:

[Texas Red]

His fart engulfed the town

[Reece]

a state of emergency declared :o:oops:

[Cyborg322]

and war broke out, Fartwars

[Reece]

Jim fired his bazooka - KAPOW!! :oops::doh:

[Cyborg322]

in the face .Reeced reeled :Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

about laughing on the floor

[Reece]

since it missed, hitting Cyborg322 :Kaleun_Sick:

[Cyborg322]

's deflection shield and hitting him

[Reece]

(Cyborg322) in the backside - kaboom!! :oops:

[Cyborg322]

Reece choked on the Hallucinogen

[Reece]

then puked on Cyborg322's lap!! :oops:

[Cyborg322]

then puked on Cyborg322's lap!! :oops:

dog. Clearly Reeece still tripping

[Jimbuna]

all over the nursery playground

[Reece]

trying to find my dummy!! :doh::oops:

[Cyborg322]

difficult to do in diapers

[Reece]

difficult to do in diapers
Cyborg322 soiled his nappy - phew!! :oops:

[Cyborg322]

it was'nt me said Reece !

[Reece]

it was definitely Cyborg322. :oops::o
Jim

[Cyborg322]

Embarrassed blaming Cyborg322 shamefully

[Reece]

Jim was punished by giving

[Jimbuna]

his curry to his wife

[Cyborg322]

a big plateful of Vindaloo ! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

wearing his toga at Vindolandia!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

in deepest darkest Outer Mongolia

[Reece]

Jim's hallucinations were getting worse

[Texas Red]

And he realized that Cyborg322

[Reece]

was basically correct so he

[Jimbuna]

put him in the brig

[Cyborg322]

I was framed I'm innocent

[Reece]

Jim took the key and

[Cyborg322]

fell down a deep hole

https://media.giphy.com/media/rre0d55QjtR2svCJMG/giphy.gif


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[Reece]

he screamed for help and

[Jimbuna]

a Sunday roast beef dinner

[Cyborg322]

WHAT ? no Yorkshire puddings ? disgraceful !

[Jimbuna]

included in the usual trimmings

[Reece]

Cyborg322 pigged out until he

[Cyborg322]

had another waffer thin mint

[Reece]

then . . . PUKE!! all over Jim!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

Get out the fire hose

[Aktungbby]

big nozzle? That's getting unreel :O:

[Reece]

where to place the nozzle?? :hmmm::oops:

[Jimbuna]

there is only one place

[Reece]

turn it on full capacity. :oops::o

[Cyborg322]

said the emergency fire chief

[Reece]

Aktungbby began to swell until :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

his whole body suddenly ballooned

[Cyborg322]

gas filled raising into space

[Aktungbby]

Aceing out Branson and Bezos!:yeah::rock::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

suddenly reaching his back passage

[Cyborg322]

and pulling out out his

[Aktungbby]

emergency anti-grav reserve of upsidaisium

[Cyborg322]

he said oops oops oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeHDnF7MU90

[Reece]

Finally the dust settled, Jim

[Jimbuna]

went for a curry instead

[Reece]

but tasted the same so

[Jimbuna]

nobody actually knew the difference

[Cyborg322]

between Stork margarine and butter

[Aktungbby]

LandO' Lakes without the Indian maiden:O: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ld4LAUwOL._SL350_.jpg

[Reece]

What's that sound?? the smell :Kaleun_Sick:

[Cyborg322]

no ! your not going to :Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

no ! your not going to :Kaleun_Sick:
PFFFFT!! :oops: Everyone ran except Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

still tied to Reece's bed

[Jeff-Groves]

flagellating himself as he ran

[Jimbuna]

for the next presidential election

[Jeff-Groves]

Aktungbby kept screaming Hello Mates!

[Aktungbby]

at Captain Pissgums and perverted pirates:haha: https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3n3tqyR41qd7ygho1_1280.jpg

[Jeff-Groves]

That is 6! Count in your fingers!

[Aktungbby]

You've been away too long; Proper names (Captain Pissgums) are one word now. And of course I had you in mind BBY:Kaleun_Sick: https://i.postimg.cc/SK6FD3Zr/Privateer-sexy.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Caught in a log jam

[Aktungbby]

with chinks in his armor

[Reece]

Sheldon called out "I'll help!!" :D

[Cyborg322]

I'm a sheeet metal worker 🦾🦿

[Reece]

let me inspect that closer!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

with my little glass eye

[Aktungbby]

and all-Cing moderator's real eye https://bestanimations.com/media/eyes/819934227eyeballs-gif.gif:Kaleun_Wink:

[Reece]

then Jim punched it - SPLAT!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

and all-Cing moderator's real eye https://bestanimations.com/media/eyes/819934227eyeballs-gif.gif:Kaleun_Wink:

then Jim punched it - SPLAT!! :O:much vitreous humor then ensued:haha:

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

Jim threw the key away :yep:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Cyborg322]

seems a little deja vu

[Jimbuna]

that is up to you

[Reece]

Cyborg322 tripped over Jim's foot :03:

[Cyborg322]

an easy thing to do

https://uploadpie.com/SbEjRl

[Reece]

with clodhoppers like his!! Somehow

https://workwearcommand.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/chippewa-boot-sizing-e1585694082339.jpg

[Jimbuna]

both were for left feet

[Aktungbby]

Good for circling to port

[Reece]

especially for a sobriety test

[Cyborg322]

the preferred option are these


https://iili.io/ABB1Gp.md.jpg (https://freeimage.host/i/ABB1Gp)

[Reece]

those belong to Aktungbby although

[Jimbuna]

he would never admit it

[Aktungbby]

Only when fully Bozo attired!:arrgh!: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e5/f0/fb/e5f0fb285788eb859861c74ec85bf68c--clown-horror-bozo-the-clown.jpg

[Jimbuna]

at the dwarfs birthday party

[Cyborg322]

Snow White will be pleased

[Reece]

that Reece is escorting her :yep:

[Aktungbby]

dwarf in hand to BunBunGa!!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

to his (dwarfs) date with Aktungbby!! :oops::88)

[Aktungbby]

who's pucker factor lacked resolve:timeout:

[Reece]

Aktungbby hugged his date passionately :yeah:

[Cyborg322]

but it all went wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYyyP69Mto

[Reece]

when jealous Jim slapped Aktungbby!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

as he two timed Reece

[Reece]

Reece puked all over Aktungbby! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

for the third day running

[Aktungbby]

for the third day running

but Messianic Aktung rose again

[Jimbuna]

from out of the swamp

[Aktungbby]

...after failing walking on water:O:

[Jimbuna]

Has anyone ever thought about

[Cyborg322]

what could possibly go wrong ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKbYEBkFgZo

[Jimbuna]

if the water wasn't wet

[Cyborg322]

you can't wet water. what ?

[Aktungbby]

you can't wet water. what ?Oh Yes U SURE CAN! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mW3ePzERnV8/maxresdefault.jpg:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Disgusted Jim kicked Aktungbby's ass!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

severely contusing his gluteus maximus

[Reece]

Jim laughed so hard that

[Cyborg322]

his buttocks twittered a song

[Reece]

sounded like a pipe organ!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in an old dilapidated crypt

[Aktungbby]

in an old dilapidated cryptwith three very discernable tittles!:know:

[Cyborg322]

I total-recall that memory

[Reece]

I total-recall that memory

it made me throw up :oops:

[Jimbuna]

all over your favourite cat

[Cyborg322]

Stevens vinyl LP collection

[Jimbuna]

bought from a pawn shop

[Cyborg322]

over fifty years of dust

[Jimbuna]

meant most were totally unplayable

[Cyborg322]

the rest were practically unbearable

[Jimbuna]

for those with nervous dispositions

[Reece]

I have a Cat Stevens LP's!! :yep:

[Cyborg322]

said Reece, shaking and twitching

[Reece]

not Shakin' Stevens, that's Jim's hero!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Should it ever come to

[Reece]

being that desperate I'll just

[Jimbuna]

do what you normally do

[Cyborg322]

Please Nooooo ! not the BayCityRollers

[Reece]

Please Nooooo ! not the BayCityRollers
definitely not they're yours Cyborg322!! :yep:

[Cyborg322]

wopbee doobee do No Way

[Reece]

Must be Jim's idols then!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Cyborg322]

He wears the tartan pants

[Jimbuna]

don't let the music die

[Cyborg322]

said the chevy driving Mr American pie

[Jimbuna]

prior to being oven baked

[Reece]

the thought of that - PUKE!!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

some believe manna from heaven

[Reece]

wonder what Cyborg322 would think? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I wouldn't like to say

[Reece]

. Jim went for a run

[Jimbuna]

in his new sports car

[Cyborg322]

that only cost him £50

[Reece]

Probably the square wheels, handling

[Jimbuna]

the V8 engine quite nicely

[Cyborg322]

leaking oil over the place

[Reece]

then she backfired causing a

[Cyborg322]

big black hole in space

[Jimbuna]

where Martians often vacated to

[Reece]

the hole was near Uranus :yep:

[Jimbuna]

not too far from Mars

[Reece]

a black hole near Uranus :oops::03::o

[Jimbuna]

not green as cabbage looking

[Reece]

yeh!! smells like cabbage cooking :dead:

[Jimbuna]

in an old black cauldron

[Cyborg322]

hubble bubble Reece and trouble

[Jimbuna]

can often be seen together

[Reece]

a spell was cast on

[Admiral8Q]

Urectum. Then a humongous purple

[Jimbuna]

elephant made its first appearance

[Cyborg322]

at the Oscars . Nominated for

[Reece]

nothing whatsoever however Cyborg322 won

[Jimbuna]

the sexiest moustache on stage

[Aktungbby]

later disqualified for using steroids https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_5f04f9b138784b8cb374c1bbe8a213ee~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_600,h_800,al_c,q_80/file.jpg

[Cyborg322]

later disqualified for using steroids

The Elephant angrily stormed off

[Jimbuna]

shortly after packing its trunk

[Aktungbby]

and pawning an ivory tusk

[Cyborg322]

and promptly arrested for trafficking

[Aktungbby]

with chairman Xi's chess club

[Reece]

What a load of crap!! :doh::yep:

[Cyborg322]

dropped from the skies above

[Reece]

landing on Aktungbby's head - SPADOONCH!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

was the only sound heard

[Cyborg322]

who needs fake tan when

[Reece]

who needs fake tan when

you're totally full of it!! :D

[Cyborg322]

so share Reeece don't hoard

[Jimbuna]

all of the pie floaters

[Reece]

Reece threw a pie hitting

[Jimbuna]

a young joey passing by

[Cyborg322]

pie spattered AK's face .phew.

[Aktungbby]

Aktung hungrily licked his chops:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

and realized El Whacko was back

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[Cyborg322]

El Wackos back that's totally insane

[Jimbuna]

said the local village idiot

[Aktungbby]

El Wackos back that's totally insane
When U say that...smile https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/c8/7c/27c87c99911786a7c4b80ada96f3e24d.jpg:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

you're probably on candid camera

[Texas Red]

not really doing much, chilling

[Aktungbby]

jus' nibblin' door pass-thru pizza:O: