The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

more if you don't mind

[Aktungbby]

Jim took pleasure whipping him!! :yep:

Aktungbby too got pleasure. :o:oops: Soon

more if you don't mind...hoping U ment "buggery n'lash"!:arrgh!::O::/\\k:

[Jimbuna]

well, something along those lines

[blackswan40]

Slap n tickle nights became

[Aktungbby]

too bad grog's not included...:wah:

[Jimbuna]

at an early giveaway price

[blackswan40]

Swanny opened sourmash redeye bar :woot::()1::woot:

[Reece]

soon an epidemic broke out :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

spreading all over the bar

[Aktungbby]

"beat me daddy eight" bar?:O: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZv6hL6aYfQ

[Jimbuna]

what a load of tosh :o

[blackswan40]

If you get four bars (isnt that $500 jackpot)

[Jimbuna]

the judge gives you life

[Reece]

Aktungbby now resident in asylum :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

...essentially the whole planet Earth:hmmm::yep::o

[Reece]

suddenly earth left orbit and

[Aktungbby]

spun into the never never

[blackswan40]

Aktungs a Wanabe Astro Nut :yep:

[Reece]

had a stripped bolt!! :yep: Soon

[blackswan40]

Cripes his head fell off :wah:

[Reece]

a sheared head!! try using

[Flaxpants]

a cantilever mechanism to maintain

[blackswan40]

Aktungs got a fliptophead Jim

[Jimbuna]

bit of a one off

[blackswan40]

Aktung changes name to Wingnut

[Jimbuna]

and becomes a bolt on

[Flaxpants]

rather like a strap on

[Jimbuna]

the side of a saddle

[Reece]

one of Aktungs kinky toys

[Flaxpants]

the type that took batteries

[Reece]

kept in the saddle for

[blackswan40]

When Aktung gets Friday Feeling :o:/\\k::o

[Tango589]

Is that a Freaky Friday?

[Aktungbby]

when I "cast my brails":arrgh!:https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=9920

[Jimbuna]

whilst ironing the unwashed sails

[Aktungbby]

waring leeward on a reach

[Reece]

or wearing underwear that reek!! :oops::O:

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[blackswan40]

Wash in sea water Jim :yeah:

[Reece]

or wash in 100% bleach!! :dead:

[blackswan40]

The chafing was murder Ouch

[Aktungbby]

my skivvies gave me shivvies:O:

[Reece]

slowly Aktungs voice became squeaky!! :oops::oops:

[Aktungbby]

The Vienna Boys Choir contacted him immediately

[Flaxpants]

The seven word story game!

[blackswan40]

Aktung never follows rules Jim

[Jimbuna]

put him in the brig?

[blackswan40]

With King Raty cell mate :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he would probably eat it

[Reece]

he did and enjoyed it!! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

The seven word story game!formal names counts as one!

[Jimbuna]

Whenever the unimaginable instance occurs

[Reece]

he's been drinking again Jim!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

claiming that seven equals five.

[Reece]

Aktungbby lost his temper and

[Aktungbby]

reached for his happy pills

[blackswan40]

known to children as smarties :yep:

[Flaxpants]

After downing six of those,

[Reece]

he was high as a

[Flaxpants]

kite. His trousers became entangled

[Reece]

with his middle leg!! :o He

[Jimbuna]

was in a pitiful state

[Reece]

Constable Jim came along and

[Jimbuna]

swiftly turned a blind eye

[Reece]

walking on the other side :yep:

[Jimbuna]

so as not to notice

[Reece]

the dogs attacking him, Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

was let off his leash

[blackswan40]

Flaxpants after attack named Stumpy :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the dog with three legs

[Reece]

owner purchased prosthesis for him!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

it was a poor fit

[Flaxpants]

put in the wrong place

[Aktungbby]

for lifting on fire hydrants

[Jimbuna]

was a very hazardous operation

[Aktungbby]

indeed, 'twas a yellow peril

[Jimbuna]

that would beset us all

[Aktungbby]

making our eyes grow 'slitty":o

[Jimbuna]

like the kids next door

[blackswan40]

Inn of the Sixth Happiness (Chinese Orphanage)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaupKAcE6Nw

[Reece]

is not very happy!! Menwhile

[blackswan40]

At the Looneybin the inmates

[Aktungbby]

admired Aktung's custom fitted straitjacket:yep::haha:

[blackswan40]

Made by tiny Chinese hands

[Texas Red]

and custom fit grippy socks

[Jimbuna]

made by the spotty dwarfs

[blackswan40]

From the land downunder Jim

[Flaxpants]

Nonetheless, Swanny decided that hamsters

[blackswan40]

Ok in looney bin zoo

[Jimbuna]

where the monkeys are crackers

[Tango589]

and are partial to cheese

[Reece]

scraped from under Aktungs feet

[Jimbuna]

using a rusty old bayonet

[Reece]

onto a piece of buttered toast!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

before feeding it to squirrels

[blackswan40]

Swanny grinds up the droppings (Then repacks it as Home Roast Coffee and sells it in Looney Bin Gift Shop)



http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif:timeout:http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

strange people these Yorkshire folk

[blackswan40]

Foreigners making a fast buck :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

usually come ashore in dinghies

[Aktungbby]

being Geordi-speke 'dingies' themselves!!:o:O:

[Jimbuna]

Whilst sitting on cloud nine

[Aktungbby]

ruminating over rainbows and doodads

[blackswan40]

doodads doofa for a thingamajig :hmmm:

[Reece]

what a load of tommyrot :yep:

[blackswan40]

Swanny wants two if free :yep::yeah::yep:

[Reece]

some rotten tommy's, no problems!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

give him a sack full

[Reece]

but the smell soon attracted

[Flaxpants]

a swarm of dung beetles

[Tango589]

who had come for dinner

[Jimbuna]

and a spot of bother

[Flaxpants]

a curry and a fight

[Reece]

between Flaxpants and Tango589 erupted

[Flaxpants]

Flaxpants was of course victorious

[Reece]

Tango589 begged for mercy but

[Eichhörnchen]

then Eichhörnchen squashed them both.

[Jimbuna]

with his pink flip flop

[Flaxpants]

which he bought in Majorca

[Jimbuna]

from a shady market stall

[Aktungbby]

from an illegal alien thrall

[Texas Red]

with little grey men crawling

[Jimbuna]

out from under the carpet

[Flaxpants]

and a green ooze seeping

[Reece]

From Flaxpants trouser leg, he

[Jimbuna]

knew his luck was in

[Reece]

a large smelly cesspool but

[Jimbuna]

felt like he's at home

[Aktungbby]

dogpaddling in his septic effluvia

[Jimbuna]

was always his favourite pastime

[Aktungbby]

Except when poop's in schnorkel:O:

[Reece]

Flaxpants was angry with Reece

[Ostfriese]

because he forgot to mention

[Reece]

the toilet was blocked and

[Jimbuna]

a snake was hiding inside

[Flaxpants]

which bit his huge balls

[Jimbuna]

sending him into a frenzy

[blackswan40]

Demanding icecubes strawberries and icecream

[Jimbuna]

from kids in the creche

[Reece]

Aktungbby was interested so he

[Jimbuna]

started to sing a lullaby

[blackswan40]

Swanny fell asleep started snoring

[Aktungbby]

snotting up his c-pap mask:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

wee running down his trousers

[blackswan40]

Borrowed your new pants Buna :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Depends on your particular viewpoint

[Reece]

Depends on your particular viewpoint

the rising steam was offensive :dead:

[Flaxpants]

not been washed since 1967

[Jimbuna]

more like 1967 year BC

[Reece]

he hung them out but

[blackswan40]

The heavens opened everything soddened

[Jimbuna]

into a putrid steaming mass

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby dived right in and

[Aktungbby]

made himself right at home:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Never let it be said

[blackswan40]

That Aktungbby likes creature comforts

[Jimbuna]

more at home with creatures

[blackswan40]

Creepy Crawlies and Slimeys Buna

[Reece]

Aktungbby cooked them for tea

[Flaxpants]

together with dripping and lard

[Reece]

Jim was invited for tea :oops:

[Flaxpants]

he enjoyed dripping and lard

[Reece]

especially with the blowfly maggots

[Jimbuna]

I'll stick with curry thanks

[Flaxpants]

curried blowfly with dripping and

[Jimbuna]

a portion of pilau rice

[Reece]

sounds appetizing I'll join you!! :D

[blackswan40]

Swanny went pale and then http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

popped viagra to stiffin resolve:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

whilst waiting arrival of Aktung

[Aktungbby]

and his salves and balms

[Jimbuna]

were of no earthly use

[Aktungbby]

smoked, injected or rubbed in:haha:

[Jimbuna]

whichever way you would prefer

[Reece]

things settled down but then

[blackswan40]

Who's washing up asked Swanny

[Reece]

Who's washing up asked Swanny
definitely Aktungbby, he'll love it. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he loves wearing his Marigolds

[Reece]

over his gorgeous pink apron

[Jimbuna]

the one with food stains

[Reece]

and other disgusting biological stains :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

currently not recognised by science

[Reece]

the apron started to move

[Aktungbby]

as Aktung danced a hula-cha-cha:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

the angels wept in heaven

[Tango589]

and said "there's something wrong"

[Jimbuna]

"deep rooted inside his brain"

[Reece]

off to the lunatic asylum!! :D

[blackswan40]

all inmates wear marigold socks :rotfl2::nope::rotfl2:

[Flaxpants]

so they look like ducks

[Jimbuna]

un a field of daffodils

[Flaxpants]

The duck god smiled as

[Jimbuna]

turkey was on the menu

[Reece]

Flaxpants gobbled it all down

[Jimbuna]

the front of his shirt

[Reece]

what a pig Jim cried!! :oops:

[Tango589]

Get back to the farmyard!

[Jimbuna]

and pester the farmers daughter

[Reece]

Aktungbby joined Flaxpants and they

[Rockstar]

and the duck god conspired

[Flaxpants]

to take over the world

[Aktungbby]

thru feathered flammary and quackery:o

[Reece]

back to the asylum guys!! :O:

[Flaxpants]

After a large brandy, Jimbuna

[Reece]

said "keep it up boys!" :yep:

[Flaxpants]

After five more, he said

[Reece]

After five more, he said

"keep it down boys" - PUKE!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

and on the final day

[Reece]

the ambulance was called, Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

would regret ignoring doctors advice

[Flaxpants]

stole the remaining brandy and

[Jimbuna]

ended up in the asylum

[Reece]

in his new white suit. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

guards thought he looked attractive

[Aktungbby]

while routinely doing cavity searches

[Jimbuna]

with a hammer and chisel

[blackswan40]

found himself in tin mine

[Jimbuna]

with none other than Tintin

[Rockstar]

and his sidekick ‘Wonderboy’ Reece

[Jimbuna]

had a fancy for Tintin

[Flaxpants]

in particular his dog Snowy

[Jimbuna]

the deaf dumb blind Labrador

[Reece]

for some reason Reece puked!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

twas probably alcohol poisoning again

[Reece]

Poor Rockstar bore the grunt!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and tidied the mess up

[Reece]

Flaxpants dropped a royal stinker :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

Flaxpants changes name to Pongo's :doh::timeout: :doh:

[Flaxpants]

and set up an aromatherapy

[Reece]

shop for disgusting smells, Jim

[blackswan40]

made millions as covid testcentre

[Reece]

took advantage of the situation

[Jimbuna]

and registered the first patent

[Reece]

unfortunately the centre burnt down!! :salute:

[Flaxpants]

The bishop examined his enormous

[Jimbuna]

congregation shivering in the cold

[Reece]

congregation shivering in the cold
saying "give us more money!" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

"or we call the Police"

[Aktungbby]

A sudden light shone forth

[blackswan40]

From Buna's coppers torch and

[Jimbuna]

the little fluffy rabbit froze

[Tango589]

in the middle of committing

[Reece]

a disgusting act, the bishop

[blackswan40]

Said bring me my lash

[Aktungbby]

for priestly self-flagellating in penance

[Reece]

the poor little bunny cried :wah:

[Tango589]

because his little bunny arms

[Jimbuna]

were starting to feel numb

[Reece]

after Aktungbby stood on them!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

Nobody ever really knew why

[Flaxpants]

the universe existed, but it