The Five Word Story Game

[STEED]

But it was haunted, jim....:eek:

[Jimbuna]

who you gonna call....Ghostbusters

[STEED]

Not Reece he was spooked

[Jimbuna]

by a tiny church mouse

[STEED]

Named..Big blue eyes Smith

[Jimbuna]

from the local lunatic asylum

[STEED]

Reece married him for love

[Jimbuna]

of STEED being far away

[Cyborg322]

from the real world and

[Rockstar]

anything associated with common sense

[Reece]

STEED then married Jim, they

[mapuc]

lived happily together until Rockstar

[Reece]

started having affairs with Jim

[Rockstar]

AND Reece's floppy eared kangaroo

[Cyborg322]

could you imagine the sight

https://i.imgur.com/dkQVzu7.jpg

[Reece]

Oh the poor kangaroo:oops:, this

[Buddahaid]

travesty of transposition triggered tragedy

[Aktungbby]

of marsupial pouch major malfeasance

[Buddahaid]

and litigation over licentious loitering

[Reece]

Rockstar was arrested, Jim tried

[Cyborg322]

for a hanging verdict or

[Catfish]

eating Marmite all day long

[Reece]

however the Judge ordered that

[Jimbuna]

Reece return to the asylum

[Rockstar]

and leave his kangaroo with

[Buddahaid]

the court for further study

[Eichhörnchen]

after it began to talk

[Rockstar]

and entice Eichhornchen with walnuts

[Cyborg322]

it eventually broke , the pressure

[Reece]

was too much to bear

[Jimbuna]

for the old drop bear

[Aktungbby]

SASHA, WHO SERVED UP HAMM'S https://i.pinimg.com/236x/03/f7/77/03f7779d1d3c4cfe3b0af87214d0b243--hamms-beer-beer-signs.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

so it died. The End.

[Buddahaid]

was nowhere in sight again

[mapuc]

The end have been cancelled

[Reece]

The end have been cancelled
until Buddahaid bent over!! OMG!!!:oops::o

[Jimbuna]

look at that Death Star

[Buddahaid]

rising swiftly above the moon

[Aktungbby]

...OVER MY HAMMIE... AT DENNY'S https://topsecretrecipes.com/var/images/product/320.240/dennys-moons-over-my-hammy-copycat-recipe-01.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby
...OVER MY HAMMIE... AT DENNY'S

Country-Fried Steak & Eggs* Skillet

https://www.dennys.com/food/value-menu/country-fried-steak-eggs-skillet/

[Buddahaid]

was no comfort after the

[Reece]

moon was invaded!! Aktungbby screamed

[Aktungbby]

'This is utter incomprehensible lunacy!

[Reece]

why did Buddahaid allow the

[STEED]

Snowflakes to moan about pizza

[Jimbuna]

sauce in a thermos flask

[Reece]

Enough gibberish Eichhörnchen cried, if

[STEED]

I ruled the world I..

[Jimbuna]

would be a right pita

[Mr Quatro]

would be a right pita

if it was a sandwich :D

[Jimbuna]

or a slice of toast

[Eichhörnchen]

but it's not, so you'd

[Cyborg322]

better return to the programme

[Rockstar]

program if you're North American

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen declared war on England :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Two bomb shelters for sale

[Reece]

a terrified Jim purchased one

[Cyborg322]

plus a huge stockpile of

[Reece]

Pot Noodles, Rockstar tried to

[Eichhörnchen]

recruit more squirrel raiders for

[Reece]

the invasion, they eventually agreed

[Eichhörnchen]

Jim should be the first

[Jimbuna]

leader of the popular resistance

[Reece]

to be taken out mercilessly

[Jimbuna]

and canonised as a saint

[Mr Quatro]

just think tomorrow is today

[Jimbuna]

but only after the event

[Eichhörnchen]

for as the firing squad

[Jimbuna]

were issued with blank cartridges

[Mr Quatro]

someone inserts real bullets though

[Jimbuna]

the press had no idea

[Eichhörnchen]

Jimbuna was about to be

[Jimbuna]

this Satrdays latest lottery winner

[Cyborg322]

Luxury cruise down the Tyne :lost:

[Jimbuna]

the fog on the Tyne

[Mr Quatro]

the frog on the tire?

[Reece]

was so thick you could

[Jimbuna]

the frog on the tire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuYd_uzGYA

[Jimbuna]

was so thick you could

eat it with a spoon

[Reece]

the taste though was like

[Cyborg322]

SinginHinnys, Pan Haggerty and Coal

[Jimbuna]

blended in a horse trough

[Eichhörnchen]

and everybody got food-poisoning

[Reece]

and naturally started to puke!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_2964.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Jimbuna]

. People with one track minds

[Aktungbby]

love the Chattanooga Choo Choo

[Catfish]

, while singing 'Love me, tender'

[Jimbuna]

whilst enjoying a mud bath

[STEED]

Sucking big bobs toe juice.

[Reece]

Jim tucked in saying 'yummy'

[Aktungbby]

while practicing his cursive shorthand

[Rockstar]

tattooing Steeds bare hairy arse

[Reece]

with the disgusting words saying "

[Rockstar]

Abandon all hope ye who

[Reece]

ENTER", this was disgusting, Rockstar

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/67/67861c602b2930a24500db878a576ad6d2a1433e50a34cd7dd 54e87750c37a86.jpg

[Cyborg322]

going down one way street

https://i.imgur.com/di0iaWh.png

[Jimbuna]

decided to force an entry

[Reece]

a scream was heard then

[Jimbuna]

there followed a deathly silence

[Rockstar]

and a foul odor emanating

[Eichhörnchen]

from up the back passage

[Jimbuna]

next to the chip shop

[Rockstar]

What is a chip shop?

[Eichhörnchen]

Place where you buy chips.

[Aktungbby]

....my chips are on proctology:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

They sell battered cod, too :)

[Cyborg322]

and mildly abused Plaice with

[Mr Quatro]

to make fish and chips :D

[Rockstar]

What a helpful bunch of

[Eichhörnchen]

fish and chip addicts you

[Reece]

Are, I think I'll just

[Rockstar]

eat a greasy turd burger

[Eichhörnchen]

instead (they slip down nicely)

[Reece]

but please don't belch whilst

[Eichhörnchen]

you're sitting next to me

[Reece]

Jim said "you stinks bad"

[Jimbuna]

and that be the truth

[Cyborg322]

muffled thru his gas mask

[Reece]

When the green mist subsided

[Eichhörnchen]

a blissful calm descended and

[Buddahaid]

Buddahaid appeared and then disappeared

[Reece]

dissolved into the green mist

[Jimbuna]

like a Tetleys tea bag

[Reece]

As time passed there appeared

[Buddahaid]

an artifact above ground zero

[Reece]

it glowed and hummed, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was sent to examine it

[Cyborg322]

accompanied with Doctor Who and


https://i.imgur.com/t1o9zwC.jpg

[Jimbuna]

a packet of pork scratchings

[Eichhörnchen]

and his sonic screw-whacker

[Aktungbby]

STORED IN DARK BROWN PLACES:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

It stank like a steaming

[Buddahaid]

locomotive after a long run

[Reece]

but Buddahaid loved the smell

[Tango589]

and compared it to something

[Reece]

like a cross between decomp

[Tango589]

and Aktungs' home-made red wine

[Eichhörnchen]

which really loosens the bowels

[Reece]

and the wine cork helps

[Jimbuna]

prevents embarassing moments while trotting

[Cyborg322]

around the Aintree Grand National

[Eichhörnchen]

hoping to reach the toilet

[Jimbuna]

where the fillies are watered

[mapuc]

and subsim members are flushed

[Jimbuna]

by such senseless inane drivel

[Reece]

Jim cried "this is crap!!"

[Eichhörnchen]

"This thread is now locked".

[Reece]

until Eichhörnchen slapped him and https://i.imgur.com/Pi8dzlE.gif

[Jimbuna]

hid under the kitchen table

[Reece]

Jim dragged him out and

[Jimbuna]

flushed him down the toilet

[Eichhörnchen]

(which was a big mistake

[Aktungbby]

as Roto-Rooter was hastily summoned https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Sam_Blanc_and_Early_Machine.jpg/220px-Sam_Blanc_and_Early_Machine.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sam_Blanc_and_Early_Machine.jpg)

[STEED]

Snickers

http://www.mrfundraising.com/candy-fundraisers/image/cache/data/snickers%201-500x500.jpg

became Marathon again thanks

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f9/7d/48/f97d48cbe27e242380246ed3c9d25a37.jpg

[Jimbuna]

to much stealth and cunning

[STEED]

Jim was a happy man. :DL

[Jimbuna]

quite enjoying a day off

[Cyborg322]

from Jack Sparrow Merchant Hunting

[Reece]

until an angry Eichhörnchen attacked

[Rockstar]

his stash of salted nuts

[Reece]

Jim threw a tantrum so

[Rockstar]

startling Eichhörnchen who ran up

[Reece]

a tree shaking badly decided

[Eichhörnchen]

his revenge for the flushing

[Reece]

of Jim's salted nuts, Eichhörnchen

[Jimbuna]

ran up Reece trouser leg

[Reece]

and was gassed, :oops: he dropped

[STEED]

And changed colour to a

[Jimbuna]

lighter shade of pale

[Cyborg322]

green and passed out unconscious :Kaleun_Sick:

[Eichhörnchen]

until Felicity Kendal gave him

[mapuc]

his strength back, he was

[Cyborg322]

partial to ladies 70 plus

[Eichhörnchen]

(and it was dark anyway)

[STEED]

Bobs spanner had nothing to

[Aktungbby]

his consummately wrenching wenching experience

[STEED]

So he kissed Eichhörnchen goodnight

[Cyborg322]

this made Bob very jealous

[STEED]

Giving jim a sneaky idea

[Eichhörnchen]

to dress up as a

[Reece]

drag queen like STEED, then

[STEED]

Reece had a sex change! :o

[Reece]

operation cancelled just in time.

[Aktungbby]

Priscilla was no desert queen

[Reece]

just a weirdo in drag

[Jimbuna]

and a clone of Reece

[STEED]

Jumped into Reece's bed! :o

[Reece]

but found Jim there instead!!:o

[Jimbuna]

Temporary insanity was the plea

[Reece]

then STEED jumped in, Jim

[Jimbuna]

laughed at him in quicksand

[STEED]

Reece snogged jim so hard

[Reece]

that Jim farted on STEED

[Buddahaid]

Buddahaid unknowingly crashed the party

[Reece]

sending STEED in a rage

[STEED]

Causing jim to kiss Reece

[Cyborg322]

transferring his herpes simplex virus :/\\k:

[STEED]

Jim rushed to the chemist


http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/d56ecf87349c4b09ab2835f63f0ce058/chemist-shop-oxford-uk-brt4a2.jpg

[Reece]

but they had sold out

[Cyborg322]

He Jumped into a Taxi

[Reece]

He Jumped into a Taxi
and drove to Cyborg322's house

[STEED]

And snogged him to death!

[Cyborg322]

in desperation seeking a cure

[STEED]

He stuck his head down

[Jimbuna]

as STEED started spamming profusely

[STEED]

Trying to catch jim up

[Cyborg322]

on top of the Hospital

[Jimbuna]

operating table he lay on

[STEED]

Reece woke up asking the

[mapuc]

nurse, if he could be

[Reece]

groped and kissed by her

[STEED]

She jumped on Reece's bed

[Jimbuna]

her wooden leg fell off

[Reece]

Jim grabbed it saying "What

[Eichhörnchen]

am I supposed to do

[Reece]

am I supposed to dowith this prosthesis??", Eichhörnchen replied "

[Eichhörnchen]

"You can stick it up

[Reece]

your great hairy nether place" :o

[Jimbuna]

where the sun don't shine

[Reece]

the nurse screamed in pain

[Catfish]

, but of course in vain,

[Reece]

then unexpectedly smiled saying "Oh

[Eichhörnchen]

I think you're having twins"

[Tango589]

that will come out rapidly

[Jimbuna]

aided by the suction pump

[Eichhörnchen]

and this big cricket bat

[Jimbuna]

made from finest balsa wood

[Cyborg322]

Lubricated with Castrol GTX Magnatec

https://i.imgur.com/R2aOqQZ.png

[Eichhörnchen]

and reinforced with steel plate

[Jimbuna]

girders made from irn bru

[Reece]

girders made from irn bru
welling into a massive BURP!! :oops:

[Cyborg322]

from the bottom. He Laughed :har:

https://i.imgur.com/habbzR2.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

in the face of Death

[Jimbuna]

then ran off with Life

[Reece]

as Jim struck a match :o

[STEED]

Smoking his pot pipe getting..

[Jimbuna]

as high as a kite

[STEED]

As Green party liked it. :|\\

[Jimbuna]

STEED attempted to trace his

[mapuc]

common sense who seems to

[STEED]

Given mapuc the mumps and

[mapuc]

he tries to speak-Meh

[Reece]

but just dribbles and burps

[Jimbuna]

as always been the case

[Reece]

these insults made mapuc cry :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

and Reece felt left out

[Reece]

until he kicked Jim's ass

[Jimbuna]

breaking his leg doing so

[Reece]

plus the stinky brown stuff :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

eminating down his trouser leg