The Five Word Story Game

[Rockstar]

fresh pile of cow poop

[Reece]

this was too much so

[Rockstar]

Reece hitchhiked to Sheri’s Ranch

[Jimbuna]

looking for a mating partner

[Aktungbby]

capable of floating his gears:o

[blackswan40]

After taking the gear floating :yep:

[Rockstar]

pills guaranteed to burn rubber

[blackswan40]

JimBuna's Blues n twos enroute :yep:

[Jimbuna]

always game for a laugh

[Rockstar]

at the expense of others :D

[Reece]

yes that's definitely Jim!! :yeah:

What . . .

[Rockstar]

He’s such a Neanderthal brute

[Aktungbby]

or geordi cro-magnon...small difference!:O:

[Reece]

careful, Jim's temper is rising! :o:oops:

[Rockstar]

Reece attacked Kung fu style

[Reece]

hitting Rockstar to protect Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and deny him his victory

[Reece]

Jim kicked Rockstar in the

[blackswan40]

Back of the beyonds Yelp :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the boot suddenly fell off

[Reece]

with such force that it

[Jimbuna]

smashed into the dog kennel

[Reece]

the kennel launched 50' into

[Jimbuna]

the rabbit hutch sited nearby

[Reece]

that the Russians had mined

[Jimbuna]

ahead of their cowardly attack

[Tango589]

against the Lumpy Custard factories

[Jimbuna]

far too hard for Putin

[blackswan40]

So had goulash for breakfast

[Aktungbby]

smashed into the dog kennel

the rabbit hutch sited nearbyunleashed "dogs-o-'war" were sudden bunny-lovers

[Jimbuna]

or something of that kind

[Aktungbby]

But soundly 'thumpered' by bunny-luv https://homeandroost.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/coton-de-tulear-g12cdd45d1_1920-1024x738.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and a fat furry hamster

[Aktungbby]

for heavy-petting menage et trois??!:O:

[Jimbuna]

Well, whatever turns you on

[Reece]

sounds a bit kinky Jim!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

you know what they say

[Reece]

not in five words Jim :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

not fast, then your last

[Reece]

oh I'm always last!! :doh:
Suddenly

[Rockstar]

it dawned on Reece why

[Aktungbby]

earth spun and sun shone:doh:

[Jimbuna]

everywhere except down in Australia

[Rockstar]

where it spins opposite direction

[Aktungbby]

as do toilet water swirls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihv4f7VMeJw

[Jimbuna]

much depending on magnetic north

[Aktungbby]

However shifty that can get

[Reece]

and Aktungbby is very shifty :yep:

[blackswan40]

With control alt delete Jim :shucks:

[Flaxpants]

busy closing down XXX popups

[Jimbuna]

of a rather dubious nature

[Rockstar]

saving them for later use

[Jimbuna]

down in the moderators forum

[Reece]

Aktungbby was given a spanking

[Jimbuna]

with a very wet lettuce

[Aktungbby]

on his hairy pimply backside

[Jimbuna]

he usually tried to hide

[Aktungbby]

except when imitating Burt Reynolds:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

on a hot summers day

[Rockstar]

performing burlesque with Chesty Morgan

[Flaxpants]

Good God what a thought.

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna puke! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby bump-"N"-grinding the night away

[Aktungbby]

with Carol Doda at Condor Club:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

half price entry for pensioners

[blackswan40]

Anything cheaper for tight yorkshiremen

[Jimbuna]

free entry into the toilets

[Reece]

that were a disgusting disgrace!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

hardly fit for a king

[Rockstar]

the world needs janitors too

[Jimbuna]

for toilets at the zoo

[Reece]

Rockstar volunteered until he slipped

[Jimbuna]

on a piece of excrement

[blackswan40]

Ouch dislodged a disk Jim

[Jimbuna]

straight off to casualty now

[Rockstar]

the veterinarian performed the surgery

[Aktungbby]

butt gott behind in his werke

[Reece]

Poor Rockstar was totally depressed :oops::doh:

[Rockstar]

So I rolled a spliff

[Aktungbby]

tokin' on aromatic KaNeh Bosem

[blackswan40]

Sucking on a Stoagie Jim

[Aktungbby]

whilst munchin' on a hoagie

[Jimbuna]

before sinking in the depths

[Reece]

of despair knowing these guys!! :doh:

[Aktungbby]

who all needed sex-change operations

[Jimbuna]

were all betrothed to Aktungbby

[Rockstar]

jealous Reece eloped with RuPaul

[Aktungbby]

who rued his "token honkey":haha:

[Rockstar]

but still took him home

[Reece]

Joined later by lusty Rockstar

[Rockstar]

who photographed Reece and Ru

[Reece]

in bed with Rockstar, Jim

[Aktungbby]

was utterly appalled and mortified

[Reece]

Rockstar said sit here Jim!! :oops::yep:

[Rockstar]

and so ends the story.

[Reece]

One day Reece & Rockstar

[Jimbuna]

came out of the closet

[Flaxpants]

having gotten married in Narnia

[Reece]

Rockstar was flirting with Flaxpants

[Jimbuna]

whilst Reece changed his dress

[Reece]

to please an excited Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

failing badly on this occasion

[Reece]

they made up and kissed!! :D

[Jimbuna]

each other behind Jims back

[Reece]

Meanwhile Aktungbby went fishing but

[blackswan40]

Forgot his hooks line sinkers :shucks:

[Aktungbby]

but had speargun; bagging lingcod!!?https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3/dam-migration/900x600-lingcod-noaa.jpg?itok=EEJL_FB0

[Jimbuna]

nothing of any real importance

[Rockstar]

but very tasty when pan-seared

[Aktungbby]

but very tasty when pan-searedafter getting it past apex-predator!!:Kaleun_Salivating:https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1202967291/photo/scuba-diver-does-not-know-the-dangerous-white-shark-behind-him-underwater-photo-in-deep-vast.jpg?s=170667a&w=0&k=20&c=rdqM4pwU69d6weOpW2jRT1irEJaD-tt3AM2P3FhIdl8=:oops:

[Rockstar]

by using Reece as decoy

[Reece]

until Rockstar was in range :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Rockstar]

and armed with m48 torpedo

[Reece]

"LOS" there it goes!! ** BOOM **

[Flaxpants]

hitting Reece in the aft and

[Aktungbby]

peculiarly 'shivering" his matey timber

[Reece]

He's built solid, no damage! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

other than a bruised backside

[Reece]

after an explosive diarrhea attack!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

Reece was exiled for life

[Rockstar]

since making a big stinky

[Reece]

at Jim's home, emergency crews

[Jimbuna]

were rushed to the scene

[Aktungbby]

removing the putrid corpus delicti

[Rockstar]

with water cannons and bleach

[Jimbuna]

closely followed by hit squads

[Rockstar]

comprised of angry sanitation workers

[Jimbuna]

who were sick of the

[Rockstar]

idea of being called upon

[blackswan40]

wage rise and callout fee :yep:

[Reece]

then it happened, Swanny dropped

[Jimbuna]

a clanger in the soup

[Reece]

one does not say clanger!! :hmph:

[Jimbuna]

far better than saying clingon

[Reece]

Swanny said oh yummy soup :yep:

[Flaxpants]

whilst shaving his legs

[Reece]

he used the shavings for

[Jimbuna]

a filling for Reece pie

[Aktungbby]

there's a Reecipe for that?:O:

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum library

[blackswan40]

Thats the Solitary Confinement Menue :yep:

[Jimbuna]

'Menu' back to spelling class :)

[blackswan40]

one e won't harm Jim :D:yeah::D

[Jimbuna]

two would be an overdose

[Aktungbby]

there's a Reecipe for that?:O:

one e won't harm Jim :D:yeah::D

two would be an overdose...as I so Reecently demonstrated:shucks::know::hmph:

[Jimbuna]

my dyslexia is kicking in

[Reece]

yes it certainly is Jim! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Always ensure you are prepared

[Reece]

fat chance with Aktungbby!! :k_confused: However

[Jimbuna]

there is always some hope

[Reece]

Aktungbby started to drool, doctors

[blackswan40]

Big Butch Matrons in Stockings :oops::o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

and stretcher bearer soldier ants

[Reece]

Jim's now into verbal diarrhea!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

whichever end; makes no difference:Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

At ground zero it does

[Aktungbby]

especially if yer a dung-beetle:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

the song remains the same

[blackswan40]

Leeds are falling apart again :yep:

[Reece]

but that's another story. :yep:
Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

danced and cavorted in moonlight

[Reece]

with Swanny holding hands and

[blackswan40]

Wearing kiss me quick hat

[Reece]

Aktungbby blushed but then obliged :Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

like love sick teenagers Jim

[Aktungbby]

tried to join in but

[Reece]

two's company three's a crowd!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

thank the Lord for that

[Rockstar]

He prefers dating farm animals

[Jimbuna]

got no empathy for pigs

[Reece]

yeh they stink somewhat so

[Jimbuna]

cleanest animal in the farmyard

[blackswan40]

Only if mud was soap :yep:

[Aktungbby]

made from excess porcine blubber

[Jimbuna]

truly fit for a king

[blackswan40]

As the executioner sharpens axe

[Jimbuna]

and chews on another cigar

[Reece]

but I hate pork!! What

[blackswan40]

Just like french farmers Jim :yep::arrgh!::yep:

[Jimbuna]

white flag in the field

[Reece]

saying I Surrender - I Surrender!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

no more cheese for you

[blackswan40]

Frogs eating frogs thats cannibalism

[Aktungbby]

everything that dines is canabalistic:hmmm::timeout::yep:

[Jimbuna]

apart from those being vegetarians

[blackswan40]

Whats the beef with vegetarians :hmmm:

[Reece]

Good gravy beef Swanny, you're

[Flaxpants]

not a vegetarian are you?

[blackswan40]

No but could be Virgointacta :D

[Reece]

you sit taking a P?? :oops::oops::k_confused::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

stay out of mens toilets

[Reece]

Jim gives good advice Swanny! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

also, avoid the glory hole

[blackswan40]

But my Cakeholes very active :o

[Jimbuna]

the vicars already informed us

[Reece]

stick a sock in it!! :D

[Jimbuna]

then make a toenail stew

[Reece]

:har: how do I top that?? :har:

[blackswan40]

Crusty scabs from festering ulcer :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

or other 'remains' of day:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

are always a welcome addition

[blackswan40]

On the Looney Bin Menu

[Reece]

OK!! Dinner is served boys!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

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[blackswan40]

All inmates ch!ting rainbows Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that's Reece's favourite makeup pack

[Flaxpants]

when he hits those nightclubs

[Reece]

why do they all vacate? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

because you're an ugly basum :)

[Flaxpants]

and your dancing is terrifying

[Reece]

I think I'm gonna cry!! :wah:

[Flaxpants]

Someone pass Reece the Kleenex

[Jimbuna]

so he can wipe his

[Reece]

backside, Jim smiled and said

[Jimbuna]

Kleenex looks good on you

[blackswan40]

just make do with izal :yep:

[Reece]

may as well use sandpaper :dead:

[Jimbuna]

that should do just fine

[Reece]

Jim applied some ointment to

[Jimbuna]

the underside of his car

[Reece]

that was a rust bucket :o:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a great scrap value

[Reece]

Putin purchased it but Jim

[Flaxpants]

left his Celine Dion Cd's

[Reece]

in it!! Putin found them

[Jimbuna]

and jumped with pure joy

[Reece]

Flaxpants was devastated and tried

[Jimbuna]

offering his services to Putin

[Aktungbby]

while avoiding upper floor balconies:timeout::oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

and offers of liquid refreshment

[Aktungbby]

from horny babushkas with cyanide

[Jimbuna]

hidden in their knicker leg

[Aktungbby]

or Comrade Transvestite jockstrap pouches

[Rockstar]

filled with Australian kangaroo assassins.

[Aktungbby]

who were all marsupial miscreants

[Reece]

let the verbal diarrhea flow!! :doh::oops:

[Rockstar]

Nevertheless miscreant marsupial assassins roistered

[Reece]

and bit Rockstar's buttocks, he

[Rockstar]

joined the dancing killer kangaroos

[Tango589]

armed with weapons grade wombats

[Reece]

however mud-larks pooped on them:Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

Swannys got webbed feet also (Aka The Mud Skipping Prawn of Limeyville)

[Reece]

Swanny quacked a lot, Rockstar

[Jimbuna]

was the most queer example

[Reece]

taken to the mental asylum :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

where he fit in well

[Reece]

where he fit in well
he started to dribble so

[Aktungbby]

barefoot, wearing smock and Depends

[Jimbuna]

he made a sneaky exit

[Aktungbby]

out of the dementia ward

[Jimbuna]

where his mate Reece resided