The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

made a very fast exit

[Reece]

what about the door knob? :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

There was no such thing

[Jimbuna]

as a free roast dinner

[Mr Quatro]

all the firewood was wet :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as a sharks dorsal fin

[Texas Red]

Reece loves Shark fin soup!

[Reece]

Excuse me while I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Texas Red]

I thought Aussies love it :hmmm:

[Reece]

No that's a Yankee dish :yep:

[Texas Red]

Then whats an Aussie dish?

[Aktungbby]

fricassee of 'roos' marsupial pouch:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

Does anyone have a dictionary?

[Reece]

Then whats an Aussie dish?
Pie Floaters, I hate them!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

but love kangaroo testicle soup

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, "Make mine well done" :yep:

[Reece]

Oh nuts, I burnt them!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

so now they are cinders

[Reece]

Yes, thank goodness for that!! :yeah:

[Texas Red]

Reece loves to eat cinders

[Mr Quatro]

Reece would eat the beast if

[Jimbuna]

was in a pie floater

[Texas Red]

Cannablism is not allowed on

[Reece]

the dinner menu thankfully, :oops: meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Texas Red]

Cannablism is allowed! Thankfully, the

[Jimbuna]

village idiot wasn't very hungry

[Texas Red]

The Stolen Valor fakers decided

[Jimbuna]

there was a tooth fairy

[Reece]

that had a limp wrist

[Texas Red]

It tore out teeth with

[Aktungbby]

-out even furrowing it's glabella:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

or messing its new hairdo

[Reece]

this sucka was butt ugly :yep:

[Gerald]

meanwhile 550 km south of

[Jimbuna]

the edge of human sanity

[Mr Quatro]

is with the ISS men :yep:

[Jimbuna]

awaiting the imminent return of

[Gerald]

a man from the train

[Aktungbby]

soulfully eyeballin' his 'loose caboose'...:o

[Texas Red]

Those Russians are pretty good

[Aktungbby]

at tapping into glabellar reflexology:D

[Jimbuna]

and absolute masters at squinting

[Reece]

when looking through a small

[Jimbuna]

peep hole in your lavatory

[Reece]

trying to catch a glimpse

[Jimbuna]

of what is the tiniest

[Gerald]

solid particles of rock and

[Texas Red]

My sanity. Gerald, however, posted

[Aktungbby]

of, indeed, the very tiniest

[Texas Red]

remaining particles of my sanity :dead:

[Aktungbby]

focused strictly on nether regions

[Reece]

ah yes the mind boggles!!

[Texas Red]

I sit down and wonder, "

[Reece]

Is Aktungbby all there?" . . . NO!! :D

[Aktungbby]

can one ponder netherBBY, seated??!:hmmm:

[Reece]

No, that is strictly prohibited. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

unless 'rising to the occasion':doh:

[Jimbuna]

on a three legged elephant

[Reece]

the third leg is shorter :oops:

[Jimbuna]

than that of a frog

[Mr Quatro]

sitting on a log with

[Jimbuna]

its roots in the water

[Reece]

bubbles began to rise, it

[Jimbuna]

was an extremely awesome sight

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung walking on water matched :yep:

[Aktungbby]

everyone's concept of Messiah Complex https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e4/2e/05/e42e05cc42fe4ccdea913e74adb486aa.jpg

[Jimbuna]

only in one's own mind

[Aktungbby]

of ''whatever floats yer tootsies'':O:

[Jimbuna]

When I start thinking back

[Aktungbby]

...we've both floated alotta Tootsies:doh::Kaleun_Salivating: :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

in the grand scheme of

[Aktungbby]

what Aricept permits me recalling:k_confused:

[Texas Red]

I don't recall ever choosing

[Reece]

such hogwash to speak about!! :doh:

[Texas Red]

The outlaw Texas Red is here!

[Reece]

but the beast gunned him down! :up:

[Aktungbby]

but he never saw Blue Duck

[Reece]

aka Aktungbby drop his pants

[Jimbuna]

in front of the vicar

[Reece]

in front of the vicar
the vicar had a cane

[Jimbuna]

and quite a kinky disposition

[Texas Red]

He had a strange fetish

[Mr Quatro]

walking naked during full moon :o

[Texas Red]

And doing PT with bears

[Jimbuna]

und flea ridden ugly dwarves

[Aktungbby]

an' rootin'-tootin' nympho wood-nymphs

[Jimbuna]

always steered clear of him

[Mr Quatro]

That cheats counting to five :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

everyone's concept of Messiah Complex https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e4/2e/05/e42e05cc42fe4ccdea913e74adb486aa.jpg

That cheats counting to five :hmmm:water walkers are never accountable!:shucks:

[Reece]

So why wear the crap!

[Aktungbby]

no sewage twixt the toes!:O:

[Jimbuna]

what a load of rubbish

[Reece]

you're not wrong Jim!! :doh::yep:

Once

[Jimbuna]

living in a parallel universe :)

[Reece]

living in a parallel universe :)
it's easy to see that

[Jimbuna]

there is no possible cure

[Reece]

for Aktungbby, all we can

[Mr Quatro]

see is gibberish n'five words :yep:

[Texas Red]

Aktung reads the dictionary regulary

[Aktungbby]

see is gibberish n'five words :yep:

U R a'larnin' graß Hopper:D

[Texas Red]

I hate school, what a

[Jimbuna]

waste of a good education

[Mr Quatro]

watching girls drink water @ fountain :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and play darts with pens

[Texas Red]

The boys whip each other

[Aktungbby]

Flagellation being new 'social Distancing' https://media1.tenor.com/images/bf9eb30e7b00be7e49b15f48321f8a3f/tenor.gif?itemid=16236073

[Texas Red]

We are slaves at school

[Jimbuna]

and drag queens after school

[Aktungbby]

happily serving ''meals on heels'':Kaleun_Salute::arrgh!: https://yourvalley.net/uploads/original/20200902-050213-preview.jpgphoto shows Kochina Rude delivering food for customers in San Francisco. A San Francisco drag show night club has taken the show on the road after having to close its doors due to the coronavirus pandemic. Oasis' "Meals on Heels" is dispatching drag queens to deliver food, custom cocktails and socially-distant lip synch performances.

[Texas Red]

Drag queens are really creepy! :o

[Reece]

that's why Aktungbby is scary!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung's past will catchup with

[Aktungbby]

Reece, aboard his tour-bus: Pricilla :03:

[Reece]

that Aktungbby serviced regularly himself!! :o

[Jimbuna]

. Tis always good to know

[Texas Red]

How weird and creepy people

[Mr Quatro]

birds of a feather together :yep:

[Jimbuna]

forever and ever and ever

[Texas Red]

Aktung catfished Jimbuna as Priscilla

[blackswan40]

then the door bell rang

[Jimbuna]

it was a jovial tune

[Texas Red]

Hacking Priscillas computer, only to

[Jimbuna]

eventually fall on deaf ears

[Texas Red]

That Priscilla was a robot!

[Aktungbby]

shrieked :subsim: bestiary (https://search.earthlink.net/search/track?id=1010742&url=/search&area=earthlink-ws&style=&vars=area,q,style&q=bestiary)' s beastial beast :arrgh!: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/00/5b/bf/005bbf7115650b24b8deaf086d53405a.jpg

[Texas Red]

As he stared at Siri

[Reece]

then bent over and let

[Texas Red]

Siri study the human anatomy

[Reece]

suddenly Siri lurched forward and

[Texas Red]

Grabbed him by his thong

[Aktungbby]

which hid nuthin' really long:03:

[Reece]

since he had nothing there!! :03:

[Mr Quatro]

because he wasn't he, but

[Aktungbby]

since he had nothing there!! :03:making a long story... short! :arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

He was a she. :o Siri

[Reece]

had a nice set of

[Reece]

the usual verbal diarrhoea!! :nope:
Jim

[Jimbuna]

send for the witch doctor

[Reece]

who danced and danced . . . suddenly

[Jimbuna]

Reece previous post was viewable :o

[Mr Quatro]

The voices *drink the koolaid* :o

[Jimbuna]

said one to the other

[Texas Red]

Jonestown was happening again, but

[Reece]

Jamestown was a better choice! :up:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Hotel_and_Main_Street%2C_Jamestown_%2820646391434% 29.jpg

[Texas Red]

Another wacko man sprung up

[Jimbuna]

in the steam driven elevator

[Reece]

saying "going down, ladies lingerie" :D

[Jimbuna]

"Reece in the 'faulted' section"

[Mr Quatro]

wearing nothing but birthday suit :o

[Texas Red]

With a goofy grin and a

[Aktungbby]

hearty but pathetic "Hi-yo Sliver"??!! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/94/a3/c5/94a3c5569cdb2b181f27959e9ce6a219.jpg

[Texas Red]

He whipped out his gun

[Jimbuna]

and pointed it at the

[Texas Red]

Fence post and said, "You

[Jimbuna]

"will soon be on fire"

[Aktungbby]

"on top of Old Smokey"

[Texas Red]

So he burnt the fence post

[Aktungbby]

and "his bridges behind him":O:

[Jimbuna]

Never late to the pantomime

[Texas Red]

He was not responsive

[Reece]

but being immortal I jumped

[Aktungbby]

fortunately, ankle bungeecorded to railing!:D

[Reece]

that I ripped up and

[Aktungbby]

plunged into the eternal abyss

[Reece]

Satan was furious and threw

[Mr Quatro]

ball of hell fire @

[Reece]

the beast who lost his temper :o

[Jimbuna]

because he wet his pants

[Texas Red]

Satan looked at me and

[Jimbuna]

fell on his back laughing

[Texas Red]

He wet his pants too

[Mr Quatro]

mama told him not to :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

thank god for Huggies Nightime https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81CnQL6+a8L._AC_UL320_.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

For Aktung or boyfriend the beast :haha:

[Aktungbby]

Innuendo was always your specialty:03:

[Gerald]

, perhaps more than any other

[Reece]

meanwhile the beast escaped and

[Texas Red]

Stopped Aktungs Paraphilic infantilism fetish

[Reece]

by kissing him on the

[Gerald]

roof on Reese's beautiful balcony

[Texas Red]

Overlooking Chernobyl, this is why

[Catfish]

all went out of control

[Reece]

and got too hot!! (meltdown) :03:

[Jimbuna]

or so the locals claimed

[Mr Quatro]

but locals were drunken spirits :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and as poor as beggars

[Texas Red]

And high on radioactive drugs

[Aktungbby]

homegrown hemp from Chernobyl Babushka-gardens:03: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/9D7B/production/_105651304_e8a49483-8133-4ea3-9f5d-85a072141f96.jpg

[Reece]

The weed glowed at night

[Aktungbby]

....a 'tokin'' luminescence per puff!!:|\\

[Reece]

the beast started to glow and

[Aktungbby]

Mommy took his bong away!:wah:

[Gerald]

it was day to remember:yep:

[Reece]

His voice was now squeaky

[Gerald]

because of all the milk

[Aktungbby]

his lactose allergy couldn't stand

[Gerald]

the result of a chronic

[Aktungbby]

nursing by diseased she wolves https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg/350px-She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg)

[Gerald]

is this actual ya Reece?:hmmm:

[Reece]

is this actual ya Reece?:hmmm:

No Gerald, it's pure crap! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

But TP shortage is over :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for those with long arms

[Gerald]

an advantage in many sports

[Jimbuna]

especially those that play tennis

[Gerald]

,table tennis is a form

[Texas Red]

of cowardly tennis. What cowards!

[Aktungbby]

wearing titanium infused compression pants!

[Reece]

Infused with what I wonder!! :hmmm:

[Gerald]

.Factory requires Nelson blood immediately

[Jimbuna]

Infused with what I wonder!! :hmmm:

as if you didn't know

[Gerald]

to speak of having connections

[Reece]

Gerald decided to join a

[Gerald]

party consisting of many girls

[Reece]

They were all over 80

[Gerald]

a little younger than Reece :D

[Jimbuna]

the mentality levels were identical

[Gerald]

like a bunch of monkeys

[Jimbuna]

sat posting all day long

[Gerald]

Oh my God, not again!! :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

with thanks for the respite

[JU_88]

of a nice long hard

[Jimbuna]

day out painting the fences

[Aktungbby]

'milling about smartly' in retirement:D

[Gerald]

worth of living expenses, including

[Texas Red]

Never having school again, hopefully.

[Reece]

except for one female teacher :o

[Jimbuna]

and a sexy looking neighbour

[Gerald]

through keyhole in doors and

[Reece]

the beast was caught red handed!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

stealing from the cookie jar

[Aktungbby]

she was a cookie alright!

[Jimbuna]

missing teeth and runny nose

[Aktungbby]

my kinda gal these days:wah:

[Jimbuna]

I'm not at all surprised

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung growing up in bars :D

https://scontent.ffar2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/119176825_10218093462915803_1507508545967275075_n. jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_ohc=X_mf1hfwRPcAX-BXon-&_nc_ht=scontent.ffar2-1.fna&oh=3c9eaf933adde78c53a284fb4cbbd15d&oe=5F8486A0

[Jimbuna]

often frequented by lady boys

[Aktungbby]

Studs: at 9th & Mission!:Kaleun_Cheers:! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/The_Stud_bar_in_San_Francisco_-_mural.jpg/800px-The_Stud_bar_in_San_Francisco_-_mural.jpg

[Jimbuna]

where you often hang out

[Aktungbby]

on the clock...with Beretta:03:

[Jimbuna]

strange name for a ladyboy

[Aktungbby]

strange name for a ladyboy
5th & Mission: 'ladyboy' safe!
:D https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10044

[Texas Red]

Well, Aktung is certainly a

[Reece]

depraved lad, just ask Jim!! :oops::o

[Aktungbby]

Depraved! but of Polished appearance:O: as my album caption states: 4 lovely Polish tourist ladies asked to do a selfie while I was engaged on the mean streets of 'Frisco, just down the block from world famous Stud bar on a 7-11 store ATM security service call ; I was in a good mood:roll: :nope: and then advised them to remove to a less wretched, safer part of town. Too many homeless camped in that street!:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

hopefully not a kiddy fiddler! :o

[Reece]

or a fiddler of other

[Jimbuna]

things not mentionable around here

[Texas Red]

Aktung plays a flute for

[Jimbuna]

the original Glenn Miller Band