The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

so he did instead,:o Chris

[Jimbuna]

flew over the cuckoos nest

[Chris K]

to visit a friend at

[Reece]

the local asylum called Jim.:yep:

[Chris K]

.We all now what happen

[Reece]

when he bent over, he

[Jimbuna]

felt a sudden rush of

[Reece]

huge spiders jumping on him :o

[Chris K]

this phenomenon was not uncommon

[Reece]

, they just loved biting Jim! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Reece waited impatiently to post

[Chris K]

the security risks that backoff

[Jimbuna]

from under his blonde wig

[Reece]

Jim wins the gibberish prize!!:up:

[Eichhörnchen]

(That normally goes to Reece)

[Reece]

Jim was proud accepting it!:yep:

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[Chris K]

.We pigged out at the

[Jimbuna]

local Salvation Army food bank

[Aoogahman]

once we found can openers

[Jimbuna]

for those tins of worms

[Eichhörnchen]

called spaghetti in tomato sauce

[Chris K]

it is almost infinitely useful

[Reece]

as soap, car wax, or

[Jimbuna]

hair cream for the bald

[Chris K]

when it comes to hair

[Reece]

Jim has nothing to offer!! :D

[Chris K]

Jim laughed at this nonsense

[Jimbuna]

putting Reece in the brig

[Chris K]

Reece and a Donkey cry

[Jimbuna]

out their love lasting forever

[Reece]

jealous Jim mimicked this behavior!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

but nothing like delusional Reece

[Reece]

, however Jim started braying loudly. :yep::doh::oops:

[Chris K]

.All right, now, you're gonna

[Eichhörnchen]

see some real dancing, said

[Jimbuna]

the featherless three legged chicken

[Reece]

all puffed up and prancing

[Jimbuna]

like a love struck ballerina

[Eichhörnchen]

tottering round and around the

[Jimbuna]

edge of a ham sandwich

[Eichhörnchen]

pushing a snow-blowing machine.

[Reece]

damn, that s_cks big time!! :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

said the chicken, I need

[mapuc]

a little help from my

[Jimbuna]

friends but wait, I've none

[Eichhörnchen]

except for more stupid chickens

[Jimbuna]

running around the hen house

[Reece]

laying more and more eggs:doh:

[Jimbuna]

enough for a giant omelette

[Reece]

STEED started to eat it

[Jimbuna]

with a pair of chopsticks

[Chris K]

that have been used as

[Aoogahman]

paddles in a war canoe

[Reece]

they were six feet long

[Jimbuna]

big enough for his mouth

[Reece]

this insult really angered STEED!!!:Kaleun_Mad:

[Jimbuna]

and those who worshipped him

[Aoogahman]

dressed up and went to

[Aktungbby]

their knees in abject adoration

[STEED]

Jim became a mad monk

[Reece]

Jim became a mad monk

ranting "We're all gonna die!!":oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

Temporary insanity is often pleaded

[Chris K]

injured by the criminal conduct

[Jimbuna]

of a certain unpleasant individual

[Chris K]

especially someone who tries to

[Aktungbby]

pin the stench on cats

[Chris K]

that can be a challenge

[STEED]

In Reece's court of law

[Reece]

I'd string em up and

[Eichhörnchen]

bash their nuts with hammers

[Jimbuna]

and tongs are wonderous tools

[Reece]

if you don't like fondling

[Jimbuna]

drop bears like Reece does

[Chris K]

used by females. includes Reece

[Reece]

, Chris, and Jim as they

[Chris K]

are Police so will be.

[STEED]

Joining NASA this weekend to..

[mapuc]

take a hike into the

[Reece]

Antarctic wonderland for a holiday

[Chris K]

which normal activities, especially business

[Jimbuna]

will be Mexico related soon

[Chris K]

then so will Mexico soon:Kaleun_Wink:

[Reece]

and what about planet Mars?

[Eichhörnchen]

Mars is full of squirrels

[Chris K]

many are relatives of Reece

[Reece]

mostly playing with nuts, Chris

[Chris K]

and Jim was on top

[Jimbuna]

of the Empire State Building

[STEED]

Kissing the Blarney Stone for

[Eichhörnchen]

luck... which then ran out

[mapuc]

into the oblivion, never to

[STEED]

Find the cure for holes

[Reece]

in their pants so they

[Jimbuna]

copied Reece by wearing skirts

[Reece]

, Jim curtsied smiling at Reece :o

[Jimbuna]

embarrassingly recognisable in his dress

[STEED]

Batman asked for sugar lumps.

[Reece]

and gave STEED 3 lumps!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a pork sausage sandwich

[Reece]

STEED gobbled it all down :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and lived happilly ever after

[Chris K]

that the honeymoon is over

[STEED]

The End and now a..

[Reece]

nice night in the bedroom. :D

[Jimbuna]

with a hot water bottle

[STEED]

A book to read and

[Jimbuna]

a bag of cheesy chips

[Aktungbby]

to go with 'cheesy' prose

[Reece]

and joined by a beautiful

[Jimbuna]

serving of slug radish sauce

[Reece]

and hot chili peppers, STEED

[STEED]

met Donald Trump MK2 for

[Jimbuna]

lunch in his pink bedroom

[STEED]

Mk2 Donald had blue hair

[Jimbuna]

and STEED supplied the spam

[STEED]

Chips and baked beans, Reece..

[Jimbuna]

tried relentlessy to catch up

[mapuc]

He trained a monkey to

[STEED]

Fart in man sheds and

[Reece]

Donald Mk2 got full flavor!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

at a knock down price

[STEED]

Lower than a underground pipe.

[Jimbuna]

in a rat infested sewer

[STEED]

Full of old TV's and

[s7rikeback]

A large fatberg made from

[Reece]

STEED's old sewer pipes, this

[Jimbuna]

was a recipe for disaster

[Reece]

then the ground shook and

[Jimbuna]

the planet Earth stopped spinning

[STEED]

Reece jumped off into outer

[Reece]

space and landed on the

[Jimbuna]

dark side of the moon

[STEED]

Rocking with his alien buddies

[Reece]

then Julie Andrews dropped in

[Jimbuna]

to the sound of music

[Reece]

STEED fell deeply in love

[Jimbuna]

with his emaciated looking reflection

[Reece]

as his lips touched the

[Jimbuna]

last of the summer wine

[mapuc]

Which was vinagre, but he

[Aktungbby]

PUCKERED UP AND GUZZLED GAMELY

[Eichhörnchen]

then awoke with his mouth

[Reece]

wrapped around a bottle of

[Jimbuna]

coconut milk and banana smoothie

[Reece]

, his guts gurgled and rumbled

[Jimbuna]

like a bucket of jellied eels

[Reece]

then up it all came
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[Jimbuna]

to pass in fond memories

[Reece]

A holiday was declared and

[Jimbuna]

in chaos, there is fertility

[Reece]

especially when STEED enters and

[Jimbuna]

everyone else hot foots it

[Reece]

, poor STEED felt lonely so

[Aktungbby]

he blew up Reece's deflated

[Reece]

sex toy and ravaged it!! :o

[Jimbuna]

When appearing before a judge

[Reece]

he said "It's a weakness"

[Jimbuna]

for which there was no

[mapuc]

cure for his special weakness

[Aktungbby]

dead batteries notwithstanding of course...

[Reece]

Suddenly Acktungby fell into a

[Jimbuna]

bath full of sulphuric caramel

[Reece]

he smiled and went under

[Jimbuna]

into the pit of misery

[Reece]

after taking a bath he

[Aktungbby]

LICKED HIMSELF COMPLETELY BONE DRY https://images.radiox.co.uk/images/6353?crop=16_9&width=660&relax=1&signature=_Oda29-eoB-5EQOE5VTKgEvmxIM=

[Reece]

but then had to go!!!!:oops::doh::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

take his prescription prescribed laxative

[Reece]

poor STEED ran but alas

[Aktungbby]

AKTUNG'S PYROCLASTIC SURGE OVERWHELMED HIM

[Jimbuna]

making him a jibbering wreck

[Aktungbby]

completely straitjacketed in 'caca'phonic effluvia:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Aktungbby got a whiff and

[Aktungbby]

Sailor Steve got a 'whoff'!:O:

[Reece]

of the toxic gas and

[Aktungbby]

shouted Achtung! and blew ballast

[Reece]

Oh no, not more ballast!!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

Success is the greatest revenge

[Reece]

so Steve tricked Acktungby into

[Jimbuna]

buying a bag of tricks

[Aktungbby]

THAT APALLED 'TRICKY DICK'S GHOST https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51F6WS-VD3L.jpg

[Reece]

what a load of crap!! :haha:

[Jimbuna]

said the mad manure specialist

[Aktungbby]

who applied for the position
South Korea is struggling to fill a top opening at its National Pension Service—the world’s third-largest pension fund—and it isn’t hard to see why.


JEONBUK INNOCITY, South Korea—Wanted: Chief investment officer to oversee more than half a trillion dollars in assets. Must be willing to weather intense political criticism for below-market pay. Openness to sharing a dormitory with roommates is a plus. Tolerance for the smell of pigs and livestock manure essential.Welcome to the neighborhood.


The job can be intensely political. As a major shareholder in many of South Korea’s biggest public companies, the government-run pension service often casts the deciding vote in corporate decisions.
The position—which oversees $565 billion in assets, more than the annual gross domestic product of Belgium—pays roughly a third of a comparable private-sector job.
What really stinks about the job, though, is the location. Last year, the NPS moved out of the bustling capital of Seoul to a government-backed “innovative city” about 120 miles south, surrounded by mountains, rice paddies and livestock and manure-handling facilities. With a population of 26,500, Jeonbuk Innocity is home to 12 public agencies and clusters of newly constructed apartment buildings within its 3.8-square-mile turf. :shucks:

[Reece]

yelling out "This job stinks!"

[Jimbuna]

STEED being the perfect candidate

[Chris K]

to make you an ideal

[Reece]

slave, though he doesn't have

[Jimbuna]

the sense of a slug

[Reece]

That remark offended STEED, he

[Jimbuna]

threw himself under a sausage

[Reece]

machine and found some rotten

[Jimbuna]

tomatoes in the waffle filter

[Reece]

he couldn't resist tasting them :oops:

[Jimbuna]

with his recently found dentures

[Aktungbby]

OF ILLEGAL ELEPHANT TUSK IVORY

[Jimbuna]

obtained from some shady character

[Reece]

Jim confessed "It was me!" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

"Oh my God, not again"

[Reece]

Yes, but STEED was jealous

[Jimbuna]

of the rags Reece wore

[Reece]

so he swapped his clothes

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[Jimbuna]

for a horse manure sandwich

[Reece]

STEED was so proud he

[Eichhörnchen]

wet his pants and had

[Jimbuna]

some bombay bad boy noodles

[mapuc]

and jell-o on the top

[STEED]

On King pong hill, Mars...

[Reece]

his soiled pants really stank!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

Big egos have little ears

[Reece]

that's why Jim's are tiny!!

[Jimbuna]

to dampen out personal attacks

[STEED]

Paper bags are wet said

[Jimbuna]

the man on the moon

[Reece]

, he was not very smart!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

but sharp as a knife

[Reece]

cutting through wet paper bags!! :O:

[Cyborg322]

containing Asperger Syndrome cure ingredients

[Jimbuna]

purchased from any discerning supermarket

[Reece]

the spillage caused huge problems

[Jimbuna]

at the local cabbage patch

[STEED]

The veg went on strike.

[Reece]

and rotted, what a stink!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Beyond the edge of reason

[Cyborg322]

The Lost Cause, cried Bridget

[Reece]

but Cyborg322 scoffed it down!! :yep:

[STEED]

And grew big bunny ears.

[Jimbuna]

fit for a green gremlin

[Reece]

STEED trained the critter to

[Jimbuna]

dance a very seductive foxtrot

[Reece]

unfortunately STEED was seduced, he

[STEED]

Went down the local pub

[Jimbuna]

looking for drunken sailor clients

[STEED]

Reece popped in..."You who"

[Reece]

, "you look gorgeous STEED darling" :oops::03:

[STEED]

Jim turned green and boarded..

[Reece]

the good ship lollypop, later

[Jimbuna]

deciding to take a cab

[Aktungbby]

BECAUSE HE NEEDED A LYFT:O:

[Jimbuna]

just to the other side

[STEED]

Of the smoky bacon sandwich

[Jimbuna]

hidden beneath the butchers apron

[Aktungbby]

alongside his 'über sized' bowie

[nikimcbee]

song, Ground control to Major

[Reece]

Pong", and it did pong!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

like a sumo wrestlers jockstrap

[STEED]

Covered in jim's secret beer. :o

[Jimbuna]

but only in STEEDS imagination

[STEED]

Could Reece solve the great

[Reece]

mystery of Niki's swollen toe :hmmm: