The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

look up her dress, mapuc

[Jimbuna]

simply couldn't stop laughing aloud

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, mapuc or the waitress?

[Jimbuna]

all of them, you choose

[Mr Quatro]

The waitress due to size :oops:

[Jimbuna]

of her rear view mirror

[mapuc]

mirror on the wall, who's

[STEED]

The boring fart of them......

[Reece]

all, it's Jim - for sure!! :D

[Jimbuna]

said the local village idiot

[Mr Quatro]

Heard babbling "Jim did it" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to the scruffy assembling hordes

[STEED]

Throwing raspberry scented dung at....

[Reece]

Mr Quatro from Jim himself, then

[STEED]

Jim slipped into a frilly dress.

[mapuc]

and mapuc in his straitjacket

[STEED]

A kinky night was ahead.

[Mr Quatro]

Photo's in the mail to

[Reece]

local police station, next day

[Jimbuna]

the local lunatic asylum welcomed

[STEED]

Leader of the Labour party.

[Jimbuna]

and his shadow home secretary

[Mr Quatro]

to slip and slide party :yep:

[mapuc]

his former voters was invited

[Reece]

to the pie throwing event :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[Reece]

where, as a patient, Jim

[Jimbuna]

was king of the hill

[mapuc]

it was the garbage hill

[Jimbuna]

where all the Danes resided

[Aktungbby]

thus inventing the slippery slope

[Mr Quatro]

You mean inverting slippery slope :yep:

[mapuc]

nothing like home sweet home

[STEED]

Eating steaming hot buttered crumpets.

[Aktungbby]

shared with buttery hot strumpets:O:

[STEED]

Reece like bossy women to...

[Aktungbby]

deal with his deficiencies... downunder !:O:

[Reece]

STEED punched Aktungbby's nose because

[STEED]

Reece told me for money.

[Reece]

Aktungbby actually enjoyed it so

[STEED]

Reece spanked him filming it.:yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

revealing Aktungbby was transsexual Jane :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Beat me Tarzan! She shrieked:Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

Aktungbby went down blissfully smiling! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

like a puppy in love

[Reece]

Mr Quatro burned with lustful jealousy :yep:

[STEED]

Eating mint jelly plotting his....

[Jimbuna]

revenge on the rocking horse

[Mr Quatro]

I prefer coin rocking horses :yep:



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[Aktungbby]

or quokkas in Reece's Rottnest!!:O:

[Mr Quatro]

not after Aktungbby's been there :o

[Aktungbby]

MARSUPIALS BEAT ONE-TRICK PONIES ANYDAY!:shucks: https://everywherewild.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Quokka-baby.jpgWHAT'S IN YOUR POUCH BBY?!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

said the wise old sage

[Aktungbby]

TO A NEOPHYTE TUMBLIN' TUMBLEWEED

[Reece]

meanwhile the Labor party decided

[Jimbuna]

to ban Steptoe for life

[STEED]

Jim took over sacking others.....

[Jimbuna]

that were members of Momentum

[mapuc]

Labour won with a landslide

[Jimbuna]

of brown smelly sticky stuff

[Aktungbby]

the essence of all politics :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

slinging at Steed causes landslides :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and awakening of the dead

[Reece]

groaning bodies roamed the streets

[Cyborg322]

hunting down Boris and Farage

[Mr Quatro]

Steed had no zombie license :o

[Reece]

so called Boris to help

[Eichhörnchen]

him clear up the mess

[Jimbuna]

Steptoe was intent on making

[STEED]

A massive fool of himself.

[Jimbuna]

and all who follow him

[Mr Quatro]

to pot of fool's gold :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

hidden in the blue lagoon

[Aktungbby]

shielded by a voluptuous brook:timeout:

[Mr Quatro]

flowing from the hidden cave

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Salivating:envisioned by many a knave

[Reece]

then a bomb went off

[STEED]

Blowing jim's enermy's away, jim......

[Reece]

laughed so hard he farted!! :o:oops:

[STEED]

Reece said..That's my boy. :)

[Reece]

Reece said..That's my boy. :)

then I started to laugh

[STEED]

Mr Quatro saw pink elephant's...:o

[Reece]

in diapers, STEED told him...

[STEED]

More magic mushrooms and garlic. :shifty:

[Reece]

^ :har:

Mr Quatro was so spaced out

[STEED]

He gave Trump big kiss...:D

[Cyborg322]

hits from the seventies albums :rock:

[Mr Quatro]

Group Kiss gave Steed kiss :yep:

[Reece]

Gene's big tongue and all

[Aktungbby]

MADE POOR TONGUE-IN-CHEEK AKTUNG JEALOUS https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2010/01/genesimmons.jpg?resize=865,452

[Reece]

so Gene kissed Aktungbby too!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

The only thing making sense

[Reece]

was Boris wanting a kiss! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a free trade deal

[Reece]

but mostly the kiss, STEED

[Jimbuna]

was revealed as the Twitcher

[Aktungbby]

AND INCESSANT BAD WEATHER BITCHER:O:

[Mr Quatro]

AND INCESSANT BAD WEATHER BITCHER:O:

Funny pun about Steed , uh? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

beware the curse of STEED

[mapuc]

in fact STEED was loved

[Aktungbby]

...the lesser of two evils

[Mr Quatro]

Don't care what Jim said :D

[Aktungbby]

Cooties make me itchy :yep: TBH I had to look that word up on Google :) AFTER 'COOTIES? HE SAID 'WEEVILS'!:O: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aPp7Kiiyg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aPp7Kiiyg)

[Reece]

then STEED soiled Aktungbby's pool

[STEED]

With Trumps month old underwear. :arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktungbby sobbed till his nose

[Jimbuna]

fell off into his soup

[Reece]

so he picked it clean!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

and stuck it back on

[Aktungbby]

ATOP HIS HEAD FOR SCHNORKLING

[mapuc]

ATOP HIS HEAD FOR SCHNORKLING

ready to fire his torpedo

[Reece]

mapuc watched and laughed :o :haha: Then

[Jimbuna]

his wooden leg fell off

[Reece]

Jim picked it up carefully

[Jimbuna]

then put it in the

[Mr Quatro]

car trunk and drove off :yep:

[Aktungbby]

LEAVING POOR MAPUC COMPLETLY SCHTUMPTED

[mapuc]

he became a lovely pirate

[Aktungbby]

yohoing with Nelsons Blood rum!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Mr Quatro]

mapuc wrote book about rum :yep:

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[Jimbuna]

and his affection for pusser

[Reece]

he built a Spanish Galleon

[Jimbuna]

and sailed the seven seas

[STEED]

Jim Nelson hunted him down....:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

a very large plug hole

[Aktungbby]

MUTTERING 'TIS KISMET DEAR DANE'

[mapuc]

mapuc had indeed been flushed

[Reece]

down the toilet, but his

[Aktungbby]

roto-rooter man retrieved his carcass

[Reece]

CPR was given, eventually mapuc

[Jimbuna]

was returned to the asylum

[Reece]

What a tragic sad story. :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

it was for the inmates

[Reece]

mapuc woke up in hospital

[Jimbuna]

ward set aside for cripples

[Mr Quatro]

experimented on by Doctor Reece :o

[Jimbuna]

and the one and only

[Aktungbby]

''IT IS ALIVE!'' HE CRIED

[Jimbuna]

as his lip started trembling

[Mr Quatro]

showing his jagged green teeth :yep:

[Jimbuna]

that complemented his yellow gums

[Aktungbby]

reflecting his miserably bilious persona:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

like no other could do

[Reece]

Thankfully just a nightmare, STEED

[mapuc]

was for real, a genuin

[Reece]

was for real, a genuine
gentleman, easy going, cool headed . . .

[mapuc]

politician telling voters what they

[Reece]

wanted to hear, the usual

[Mr Quatro]

"without camera I'm not talking"

[Reece]

tripe, waffle, verbal diarrhoea, hogwash . . .

[STEED]

Politicians always speak like that.

[Jimbuna]

lying when their lips move

[Aktungbby]

CAESARLIKE: EVERYWOMAN'S MAN...EVERYMAN'S WOMAN:yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

CAESARLIKE: EVERYWOMAN'S MAN...EVERYMAN'S WOMAN:yeah:

Sounds kinda gay to me :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

daggers and tight togas BBY!:haha:

[Mr Quatro]

Wine causes togas to fall :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Wine causes togas to fall :yep:

EN VINO VERITAS VIAGRA BBY! :rock::()1:

[Jimbuna]

become the age old motto

[Reece]

then Mr Quatro did something filthy . . .

[Mr Quatro]

he hired a mafia lawyer :yep:

[Reece]

to bring down Jim's thugs

[Aktungbby]

,DWEEBS, MINIONS, AND SCALLYWAGS TOO!

[Reece]

but Jim outsmarted Mr Quatro and

[Jimbuna]

went on his summer vacation

[Mr Quatro]

was so cold Jim aborted :yep:

[Jimbuna]

heading off to warmer climes

[mapuc]

which he enjoyed, free from

[Aktungbby]

CORRUPTION, MUCK, AND UNTYNELY THINGS:D

[STEED]

Like all those labour emails. :03:

[Reece]

until he slipped and fell

[Jimbuna]

into a pot of gold

[Reece]

chocolate coins that melted, STEED

[Jimbuna]

began begging for a living

[STEED]

Jim paid STEED for nookie. :haha: :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

leaving STEED in serious debt

[Mr Quatro]

Rumor: Steed has lackofnookie disease :yep:

[Aktungbby]

from excess hand luggage marmite

[Mr Quatro]

Answers why Steed wears gloves :yep:

[Aktungbby]

ANYWAY TO STOP THE PUCK!:O: https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/ice-hockey-rink-scratches-surface-260nw-622318946.jpg

[STEED]

Like a ice hockey star.

[mapuc]

ladies couldn't get enough of

[STEED]

Reece and his sexy bum.......:hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

You mean his man bun? :yep:

[Reece]

My wife's nickname is Bun!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

does that betray said gender

[Reece]

who doesn't like eating buns?? :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

I'd much prefer a bap

[STEED]

Jim's a breast man....ok. :03:

[Jimbuna]

only if it's a chicken

[Aktungbby]

meaning a little 'pollo loco':O:

[Jimbuna]

just like the crazy chicken

[STEED]

That crossed the road backwards.

[Reece]

ending up on Jim's plate :oops::yep:

[STEED]

With lots of brussel sprouts. :o

[Reece]

Jim tucked in and farted

[STEED]

So much he polluted the...

[Reece]

Thames, STEED retaliated by releasing

[Jimbuna]

one of his diseased brains

[Reece]

he got from Aktungbby into

[Jimbuna]

the head of a koala

[STEED]

Advising jim to join Labour.

[Mr Quatro]

Labor and friction causes fire :yep:

[Jimbuna]

water and rain always prevail

[Aktungbby]

giving Steed another bahhumbug gripe!

[Mr Quatro]

to put in Steed's pipe :yep:

[Reece]

he lit up and inhaled

[Jimbuna]

the taste of joyous thanksgiving

[STEED]

Big Black pudding for everyone. :yeah: :DL :yeah: :DL

[Jimbuna]

said scrooge from the south

[STEED]

And free money for all. :DL :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

you should be so lucky

[STEED]

Cheer up, have a beer. :)

[Jimbuna]

rather toast and Brussels pate

[STEED]

What ever floats your boat. :) :)

[Reece]

only Jim's sunk when he

[STEED]

Called out..."That free money".........

[Reece]

cost me $200,000, STEED laughed

[Jimbuna]

out loud under his rock

[mapuc]

of brimstone, where he is

[Aktungbby]

discovering asphalt is rectal disorder:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

eased by scraping bum along

[Aktungbby]

proctologically utilitarian pachyderm toenail rasps:shucks: https://russelrayphotos.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/elephant-pedicure-2-999-framed.jpg?w=625

[Reece]

Aktungbby preparing toenail soup dinner.http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

for elders of the tribe

[Aktungbby]

all of highly suspect heteronormativity:doh:

[Jimbuna]

when taking in opposite genders

[Aktungbby]

WEARING SKIVVIES UNDER HIGHLAND TARTANS:k_confused:

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby kicked Jim's butt :o

[STEED]

Which exploded causing global cooling...:yeah:

[Reece]

though the fume played havoc

[Jimbuna]

down at Reece kangaroo farm

[STEED]

Buried in very deep snow. :o

[Jimbuna]

wrong time of the year

[Reece]

the snow soon melted and

[mapuc]

mapuc inhaled it, made him

[STEED]

Feel like snogging jim hard! :o

[Reece]

but squeezed too hard . . . FFFFT. :oops:

[Jimbuna]

breaking both of his hands

[Reece]

and a lot of gas!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

emitting from his rear chamber

[STEED]

Extinction rebellion turned up on.....

[Reece]

Jim's doorstep, Jim grabbed his

[Jimbuna]

baton and 9mm automatic pistol

[Reece]

and wiped them all out!! :salute:

[mapuc]

and they truly became extinct

[Reece]

and they truly became extinct

Jim was now STEED's hero :D

[STEED]

Dam straight, beer for jim. :Kaleun_Cheers:

[mapuc]

STEED gave him wrong beer

[STEED]

Corrected that with Newcastle Brown. :Kaleun_Wink:

[mapuc]

Jim started to worship STEED