The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

or any other peacetime hobby

[Mr Quatro]

Like re-glueing model airplane collection :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and locking the cabinet doors

[Aktungbby]

on yer' toluene sniffin'-glue collection!:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Nothing is ever quite like

[Aktungbby]

'plastic fantastic' oldschool model making:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

in a hot air balloon

[Reece]

mmmm, plastic cement glue fumes!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

enough to make one high

[Reece]

for a short time anyway!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down on the ranch

[Gerald]

there were aircraft of British

[Aktungbby]

manufacture: two humped Sopwith Camels:D

[Jimbuna]

manufacture: two humped Sopwith Camels:D

and a petrol driven Albatross

[Aktungbby]

both worshipping wicked Pfalz gods

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the stupid Fokkers

[Gerald]

when they do not want

[Jimbuna]

good luck with this Vinnie :):03:

[Gerald]

Thanks that will be fine! :up:

[Jimbuna]

are you called Vinnie now?

[Gerald]

"Vinnie" stands for winner, yep

[Aktungbby]

not according to my father-in-law:O:

[Jimbuna]

not according to my father-in-law:O:

You couldn't make this up :har:

[Aktungbby]

...outliving him was a pleasure!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

you should be informed now

[Mr Quatro]

watching CNN,NBC, does that :yep:

[Texas Red]

My point is all news

[Reece]

problem is it's all bad!! :doh:

[Texas Red]

What does that man know?

[Mr Quatro]

Knows what panties Aktung wears :o

[Texas Red]

The way to a mans

[Reece]

dirty panties is through his

[Aktungbby]

BULL!:Kaleun_Mad:Aktung always goes commando !:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Mr Quatro]

What's that white stripe for? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

abject unconditional Appomattox style surrenders

[Jimbuna]

to the brown coloured fabric

[Reece]

that stank like a mans

[Jimbuna]

arm pit after a run

[Aktungbby]

fairly tilting at the quintain

[Jimbuna]

watch out for the lance

[Aktungbby]

tucked under the rusty pauldron:yep:

[Jimbuna]

as well as the spaulder

[Aktungbby]

with Right Guard dispensing besegews:O:

[Texas Red]

And the headspin going to

[Reece]

make us all throw up! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Texas Red]

Poor Englandish is very common

[Mr Quatro]

Raised on pig farm oink :yep:

[Texas Red]

Rednecks thrive with beer and

[Reece]

shotguns, when trespassers are around. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

looking to steal their women

[Reece]

looking to steal their women

especially the wooden leg ones :D

[Jimbuna]

that hid in the woods

[Gerald]

near where he vanished again!

[Jimbuna]

Some people are really sad

[Aktungbby]

fornicating with pegleg hidden women:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Best you speak for yourself

[Aktungbby]

and all the merry men

[Jimbuna]

who accompany you at night

[Aktungbby]

in my nocturnal diliriums tremens:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

the man in the moon

[Aktungbby]

joyously craterin' ol' pegleg Peg

[Jimbuna]

sounding like yer mate now

[Aktungbby]

in our matching moon suits:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

gibbering the same unintelligible words

[Aktungbby]

thru our helmets' lunatic translators

[Jimbuna]

found it impossible to decipher

[Aktungbby]

"Houston: he's gotta big problem":O:

[Jimbuna]

nobody on Earth can fix

[Aktungbby]

His moon suit's too tight

[Jimbuna]

if he ever needed to

[Texas Red]

Open up a wormhole, I'm

[Jimbuna]

game for a right laugh

[Reece]

Aktungbby was sucked in screaming "

[Mr Quatro]

some kind of unintelligible gibberish :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Bugger: unintelligible gibberish is redundant

[Reece]

finally his hand disappeared, a

[Reece]

then a loud smelly "FFFT" :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

was heard to emanate rapidly

[Reece]

Aktungbby deleted his post because

[Jimbuna]

the means will soon end

[Reece]

WOW!! this is so scary!! :o

[Jimbuna]

losing a finger usually is

[Reece]

shouldn't have poked it in

[Jimbuna]

a pot of spicy manure

[Mr Quatro]

Jim know's his manure, uh? :yep:

https://products.kitsapsun.com/archive/2005/11-16/img/20051116-060948-pic-170391096.jpg

[Aktungbby]

only his proctologist 'nose' fershur' :O:

[Jimbuna]

talking a load of crap

[Texas Red]

Can you walk the crap?

[Reece]

Whoops, slipped, now I'm in

[Mr Quatro]

it up to my knees :yep:

[Reece]

crap everywhere!! Aktungbby decided to

[Jimbuna]

educate himself regarding the crap

[Aktungbby]

A BS in coprolite studies! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: https://www.thoughtco.com/coprolite-human-fossil-feces-170564

[Reece]

Aktungbby won a crappy scholarship

[Texas Red]

To a fake university, run

[Jimbuna]

as fast as you can

[Aktungbby]

While praying aloud to Crepitus http://oldsailorsalmanac.com/images/images-almanac/article-roman-god-of-flatulence.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Sticks and stones may break

[Jimbuna]

the will of the people

[Texas Red]

Yet America will stay strong!

[Aktungbby]

not if President Decrepitus wins:O:

[Reece]

thankfully Donald Trump most likely wins! :O:

[Texas Red]

Gonald Zrump will not win

[Reece]

You are most certainly correct! :yep:

[Texas Red]

I am always correct, never

[Aktungbby]

I am always correct, neverU R never correct, always:O:

[Mr Quatro]

the beast flunked HS spelling, uh?

[Reece]

don't upset the beast, he's just

[Jimbuna]

another zombie walking the streets

[Reece]

listening to Thriller music and

[Jimbuna]

making a fool of himself

[Captain Prise]

I can't think of anything

[Texas Red]

Hey, I listen to Billy Joel!

[Aktungbby]

and Lorelei in captivating ways

[Jimbuna]

fit only for a prince

[Aktungbby]

or Curt Jurgens on course 140

[Jimbuna]

next to that route 66

[Aktungbby]

where I got my kicks

[Jimbuna]

too many in the head

[Reece]

so I dropped a stinker

[Jimbuna]

and it was a sinker

[Aktungbby]

damned well below the belt

[Jimbuna]

next to the fairey boots

[Reece]

Aktungbby got closer and saw

[Jimbuna]

the fly in the soup

[Reece]

the fly in the soup

he gobbled it down!! - "BELCH"

[Jimbuna]

time for a rotten apple

[Texas Red]

Poisoned apples are my favorite

[Jimbuna]

said the cabbage patch doll

[Reece]

nice bit of gibberish Jim :yep:

[Texas Red]

Something looksa broken, ʎɯ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ

[Reece]

It's upside down silly!! :doh::O:
Meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

the band simply played on

[Reece]

the beast decided to striptease, Jim

[Jimbuna]

certainly wouldn't look at that

[Reece]

but Aktungbby did!! He smiled

[Jimbuna]

and went on bended knee

[Texas Red]

And started a rap battle

[Jimbuna]

with rusted pots and pans

[Texas Red]

and other rhyming words that

[Jimbuna]

made no sense at all

[Texas Red]

Most lyrics by Kanye East

[Jimbuna]

also usually make no sense

[Texas Red]

Cardi B's WAP is very explicit

[Jimbuna]

for those with an interest

[Texas Red]

In a very bad form

[Jimbuna]

there's a very bad pupil

[Aktungbby]

In a very bad form my fifth form was worst

[Reece]

forced everyone to run away

[Texas Red]

Because she wanted me! Meanwhile,

[Reece]

she was kissing Aktungbby passionately

[Aktungbby]

in mysterious uncharted new territory

[Reece]

she was 87 years old :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

that included warts and all

[Reece]

she had bad toe jam http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

and a terrible hair lip

[Reece]

Aktungbby loved her anyway, Gosh!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

love in all its innocence

[Reece]

but behind the scenes she

[Jimbuna]

used to be a he

[Reece]

now a dual package!! :o:oops:
the beast

[Jimbuna]

was a strange case indeed

[Reece]

roaming the woods at night

[Jimbuna]

with his ridiculously small chopper

[Aktungbby]

Cutting cherry trees and lying

[Texas Red]

about the size of it

[Aktungbby]

and with cherries...size matters!:doh::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

as much as the taste

[Texas Red]

Cream pie and cherries, mmm :O:

[Jimbuna]

time for another ice bath

[Aktungbby]

another ice bath briny fate of brawney seamen

[Gerald]

who are looking for hookups

[Reece]

with yummy tarts to relish :yep:

[Aktungbby]

in their own mind's bun bun ga

[Jimbuna]

for want of better terms

[Reece]

this is too much Jim!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

just grin and bear it

[Reece]

maybe I should bare all. :yep:

[Gerald]

.Better to find a gal

[Reece]

at 70 I doubt it!! :D

[Jimbuna]

you should be absolutely certain :)

[Aktungbby]

at 70 I doubt it!! :D"Cmon! :yeah:She's 80; you're "boytoy"!:yep::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

If memory serves me correctly

[Texas Red]

The girls at my age

[Reece]

aren't looking for old farts!!

[Jimbuna]

rather masculine good looking men

[Texas Red]

Which they will love me! :shucks::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

on a faraway desert island

[Aktungbby]

Castaway with your luvin' 'Wilsonesse'https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11593

[Texas Red]

Maybe I am just a

[Jimbuna]

chip off the old block

[Texas Red]

Correction: of not off! Needlessly

[Gerald]

beyond what ya really needed

[Reece]

a good swift kick in

[Texas Red]

cherries oughta teach ya! Y'all

[Reece]

poor Gerald's voice is squeaky!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

his fertility is outta here!

[Gerald]

Too much relaxed proximity prevails :yeah:

[Reece]

Gerald's toughened up now, he

[Gerald]

organizes a party for everyone

[Aktungbby]

search party for lost souls

[Texas Red]

Have you seen my soul?

[Reece]

look in your undies mate! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

put on protective clothing first

[Reece]

and a good gas mask! :up:

[Jimbuna]

with plenty of spare filters

[Reece]

A sudden loud BOOM sounded :o

[Jimbuna]

and the roof caved in

[Gerald]

that has affected us all!

[Jimbuna]

and some more than others

[Gerald]

Yes. Some were more successful

[Jimbuna]

and others were less so

[Texas Red]

The ghost of Halloween has

[Jimbuna]

a bright pink fluffy rabbit

[Aktungbby]

and a plastic-fantastic hat collection:O:https://i.imgur.com/e6KEexU.jpg

[Jimbuna]

it's a halloween bucket actually :O:

[Gerald]

also in your area Jim?

[Aktungbby]

also in your area Jim?no wonder: nudity prohibited at:subsim::haha::har::O:

[Jimbuna]

the local vicars tea party

[Gerald]

,cup of tea is enjoyable :yep:

[Aktungbby]

when wearing a proper vestiment:O:

[Jimbuna]

Time to stop feeding the

[Aktungbby]

voracious :subsim: vinnies suffering munchies

[Jimbuna]

not what I was meaning

[Gerald]

.Censorship when it suits gentleman

[Jimbuna]

more like being stalked really

[Gerald]

If it's true! Give examples....

[Jimbuna]

private message notification remain that

[Texas Red]

I like to leave surprises

[Reece]

Gerald likes to leave surprises!! :oops:

[Texas Red]

Of what sort? Surprises are

[Reece]

sometimes nasty especially when Jim

[Jimbuna]

is on the receiving end

[Reece]

of a really good paddling

[Jimbuna]

now that will never happen

[Reece]

never say never Jim, look!

[Jimbuna]

what my sig constantly says

[Reece]

thankfully I'm a wise man! (thumbs up smiley)

[Jimbuna]

most people have never noticed (the sig)

[Reece]

Time for my beauty sleep!! (Yep smiley)

[Jimbuna]

You most certainly need it (laughing smilie)

[Texas Red]

I need no sleep, for

[Jimbuna]

my batterie are well charged

[Reece]

but now they are leaking

[Jimbuna]

and the power is receding

[Aktungbby]

the good vibrations are receding:wah:

[Reece]

things are on the improve!! :yep::up::salute:

[Jimbuna]

the election result is soon

[Aktungbby]

bidin' time to see evil trumped:Kaleun_Los:

[Jimbuna]

rabbit pulled out of hat