The Five Word Story Game

[Rockstar]

says Jimbuna fancying Aktungbby’s bum. ;)

[Jimbuna]

not in a million years

[Rockstar]

That’s what they all say

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Rockstar]

Admiring Aktungbbys red hot hiney

[Aktungbby]

says Jimbuna fancying Aktungbby’s bum.Where Cheeky sods abide sinfully https://allabouttattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/666-ass-tattoo.webp

[Rockstar]

Reece, deliver us from evil!

[Aktungbby]

USS HAWKBILL IE: nicknamed "Devilfish" https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/USS_Hawkbill_%28SSN-666%29.jpg/1280px-USS_Hawkbill_%28SSN-666%29.jpg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Arco_Hawkbill_Pano.jpg:arrgh!:

[Rockstar]

will shoot torpedos up the

[Flaxpants]

tradesman's entrance, which was unfortunate

[blackswan40]

Recoil backdraft could be fatal :D

[Reece]

Flaxpants bore the grunt and

[Jimbuna]

quite enjoyed the total experience

[Reece]

he smiled whilst holding his

[Jimbuna]

pet poodle on its leash

[Reece]

until it snapped, he tried

[Jimbuna]

to entice the dog back

[Rockstar]

with a song and dance

[Jimbuna]

on and on it goes

[Rockstar]

where it’s stops nobody knows

[Reece]

Flaxpants gave up and adopted

[Aktungbby]

two amoebas that promply divided

[Flaxpants]

which really annoyed him. He

[Reece]

ate them, then he divided!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

into double excellence. It was

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Reece]

especially when Jim poked them

[Jimbuna]

with his trusty carbon baton

[Rockstar]

he uses to unclog toilets

[Jimbuna]

down at the local nick

[Reece]

his eyes became infected so

[Jimbuna]

he needed a white stick

[Reece]

to clout anyone in range

[Aktungbby]

of the law's long arm

[Jimbuna]

and a much shorter leg

[Aktungbby]

that hung to the left:o:O:

[Jimbuna]

yet moved to the right

[Rockstar]

having a mind of its own

[Aktungbby]

amid life's "ups and downs":03:

[Rockstar]

still managed without medicinal remedies

[Aktungbby]

...unlike life's "ins and outs":shucks::nope::88)

[Reece]

his middle leg was lengthened

[blackswan40]

impressed ladies tornadospin dance moves

[Reece]

but clouted other around him!! :o

[Jimbuna]

not a popular dance move

[Reece]

not a popular dance move

but the girls loved him!! :o

[Jimbuna]

their pets played with him

[Rockstar]

then ate him for lunch

[Reece]

Flaxpants managed to escape with

[Jimbuna]

his favourite pair of dolls

[Aktungbby]

but unfortunately forgot his airpump:oops::timeout::shucks:

[Jimbuna]

which deflated his amorous intentions

[blackswan40]

Had ice cold water instead :yep:

[Aktungbby]

as he rhapsidized to Deflated Mouse

[Jimbuna]

and a packet of crisps

[Aktungbby]

whilst imbibing Gunpowder-Proof Pusser's

[blackswan40]

That will do said Jim :03:

[Jimbuna]

and took the bottle home

[Aktungbby]

...sticking on old baby-bottle nipple https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71FVyRlT9bL.jpg + https://images.ctfassets.net/3voxtf4kjuqz/MGD6jlonNSUndKNSR22ta/f44b3e16aa0bcdf3abaea9dfaa7efa8d/gunpowder.jpg?w=800&q=50== :()1:

[Jimbuna]

made it much more satisfying

[blackswan40]

Nipplesucking cults Reece Swanny Joined

[Aktungbby]

...another sucker born every second

[Reece]

as Aktungbby joined in wearing

[Jimbuna]

nothing but a cheeky grin

[Reece]

Jim soon wiped it off!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

with a razor sharp bayonet

[Reece]

Aktungbby broke down and cried!! :wah::wah:

[Jimbuna]

being totally lost for words

[Reece]

Swanny tried to console him

[blackswan40]

You'll never get cold sores :D

[Reece]

Good words of encouragement there! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

won't help the sores heal

[blackswan40]

So bandaged him like Mummy


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13267

[Reece]

but urgently needed a crap!! :oops: :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

plenty toilet paper available then

[Reece]

plenty toilet paper available then

but couldn't get bandages off :doh::o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

that is the toilet paper

[Aktungbby]

mummy-wrappers invented afterlife pooping 'trapdoor'!:know:

[Jimbuna]

for the feint of heart

[Rockstar]

there is adult diapers available

[Aktungbby]

for the feint of heart

there is adult diapers available

Better yet with rear flapdoor https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/N1oAAOSwc3ZUnJgO/s-l500.jpg for us old rebel feinters:arrgh!: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12622 https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/9cc7eece-cf25-4752-a950-b6d83dec12e3_1.e989c7b38e115f754d96ace485774a79.jp eg?odnHeight=432&odnWidth=320&odnBg=FFFFFF

[blackswan40]

Pebble dashing your drive Jim

[Reece]

surely not with poop pebbles!! :k_confused:

[Rockstar]

poop pebble ricochets are dangerous

[Aktungbby]

anything that ricochetz is dangerous

[Reece]

DUCK!! Jim, here it comes :o

[Jimbuna]

get down into the shelter

[Reece]

Rockstar & Aktungbby got hit!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

with a can of worms

[Rockstar]

chocolate covered worms I hope

[Jimbuna]

nothing betters a rampant ragworm

[Aktungbby]

except a lit-up glow worm:o

[Rockstar]

that smoked too much grass

[Aktungbby]

Particularly Minnesota Green wild hemp https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/6463fde78b62e7680b48e4eb/0x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=1200:|\\

[Reece]

When all the smoke cleared

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby was dancing the polka

[Reece]

with Donald Trump, the crowd cheered :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Tango589]

when they both fell over

[Jimbuna]

and accused many people of

[Reece]

insider trading, Jim stepped in

[Jimbuna]

and ordered a dark rum

[Reece]

Aktungbby begged for mercy but

[Jimbuna]

was forced to pay adequately

[Rockstar]

to get his boogie on

[Jimbuna]

whilst the chimps were sleeping

[Reece]

Aktungbby loved this kinky stuff :yep:

[Rockstar]

and listening to Lawrence Welk

[Aktungbby]

did "a one ana two"https://media.tenor.com/_nSXeNMrISYAAAAM/lawrence-welk-1975.gif

[Jimbuna]

drinking champagne listening to music

[Rockstar]

surrounded by millions of bubbles

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby set up Bubble Raveparties :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13271

[Rockstar]

featuring DJ grandmaster funk daddy

[Aktungbby]

Schramsburg and Mumm from Napa Valley!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby drops a beat Jim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDwraXBUHgs

[Jimbuna]

can't believe his own eyes

[Rockstar]

watching blackswan shake his booty

[Jimbuna]

to the seductive sound of

[Reece]

Barry McKenzie Jim's personal hero

[Jimbuna]

was non other than Superman

[blackswan40]

Who wears skivvies over pants :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to enhance that superhero look

[Aktungbby]

as the beknighted capon crusader:o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

ruled over good and evil

[Reece]

Oh no!! Whats that smell?? :D

[Jimbuna]

could be a Drop Bear

[Rockstar]

lurking about under Reece’s bed

[Jimbuna]

waiting for the right moment

[blackswan40]

When Reece makes breakfast porridge :yep:

[Aktungbby]

From his chamberpot's nocturnal contents:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

what a load of crap!! :Kaleun_Sick:

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.JKNi4WAPEiQ9W1-2c-6GigHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

[Jimbuna]

you've got it spot on

[Reece]

Ah!! You mean skid marks!!

http://d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net/i/ZvqiorPIuz.jpg

[blackswan40]

Soiled Yfronts try Supersuds Jim :yep:

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13276

[Jimbuna]

cheap at twice the price

[blackswan40]

Same as Primark threepack skivvies

[Jimbuna]

usually wore by kiddy fiddlers

[Reece]

the smell became too much

[Jimbuna]

as Reece made his entrance

[Reece]

and quickly made an exit!! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[blackswan40]

Slipped in pool of vomit

[Jimbuna]

and soaked it all up

[Reece]

then hit Swanny face on!! :o :k_confused:

[Rockstar]

with a sloppy wet kiss

[Aktungbby]

imitating championship Spanish soccer coaches

[Reece]

Swanny enjoyed it and decided

[Tango589]

to join the nearest circus

[Reece]

as a bearded woman, :o:oops: people

[Jimbuna]

were truly amazed by him

[Reece]

Aktungbby gave her (bearded lady) juicy kisses :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

then a proposal of marriage

[Reece]

then a proposal of marriage

He accepted, a handsome couple!! :hulk: :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

going visual induced night seizures:k_confused:

[Reece]

Poor Aktungbby couldn't take it

[Aktungbby]

his 'petit mort' went ballistic:O::oops::dead:

[Rockstar]

when the goat kicked back

[Aktungbby]

U meant G.O.A.T. didn't U!?:yeah::O::shucks::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Greatest Of All Time lol :haha:

[Aktungbby]

when the goat kicked back

U meant G.O.A.T. didn't U!?:yeah::O::shucks::arrgh!:

Greatest Of All Time lol :haha:who could resist Rockstar's straightline!:hmph:

[Rockstar]

of powdery white nose candy

[Reece]

smoking too much weed boys!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

can give you a headache

[Aktungbby]

... not suckin' from a hookah:|\\

[Jimbuna]

often makes a bad trip

[Aktungbby]

gettin' high, listening to Wagner?:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

from a top floor balcony

[Aktungbby]

without disPutin' the gravitational effects

[Jimbuna]

or accepting an invitational drink

[Aktungbby]

of Schwepp's seltzer and cyanide

[Rockstar]

listening to old Jim Jones records

[Reece]

another nice man like Pootin!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Drinkin' Vodka under Russian Moon:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

Pootin going commando on balcony

[Jimbuna]

stay away from the window

[Reece]

Ah there it goes - Plop!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

that's just another fine mess

[Reece]

Pootin has left for Rockstar :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

to clean out the toilets

[Rockstar]

with Reece’s little mermaid toothbrush

[Jimbuna]

hidden in his high heels

[Aktungbby]

worn over his net hosiery

[Jimbuna]

purely for thrill seeking attention

[Rockstar]

Reece learned to pole dance

[Reece]

Rockstar hugged and kissed Reece :yep:

[Rockstar]

‘s voodoo doll then burned it

[Reece]

then apologized and kissed Reece. :yeah: (note full stop) :O:

[Aktungbby]

note full stopkissin' Reece'd stop anyone...fully!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

Reece received kiss of death

[Reece]

from his wife, oh yeh!! :oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

Which wife was the mystery:O:

[Flaxpants]

The one in the basement?

[Reece]

both of them, I die!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

but die a happy man

[Reece]

I took refuge at Jim's

[Jimbuna]

where the beer was flowing

[Reece]

discovering Jim had 2 wives!! :D:up:

[Jimbuna]

one black and one white

[Rockstar]

From the distant planet Cheron

[Jimbuna]

where the talking mushrooms reside

[Aktungbby]

one black and one whitediscussing Jimbo's bigamous boudoir exertions

[Jimbuna]

when the wife is away

[Reece]

shopping on planet Cheron for

[blackswan40]

Little slinky off shoulder numbers :yep:

[Reece]

this pleased Jim greatly until

[Jimbuna]

his wife eventually found out

[Aktungbby]

cutting off his Pusser's supply :O::oops::wah:

[Rockstar]

and revoked his man card

[Jimbuna]

membership for the gun club

[Rockstar]

and made him stay home

[Reece]

Jim sulked but then thought

[Aktungbby]

"the 'boss' is never wrong"?!!:o:timeout::oops:

[Jimbuna]

so off he went again

[Reece]

Aktungbby pulled up alongside and

[Jimbuna]

begged for a glass of

[Reece]

rum, he got 2 :yeah: then

[Jimbuna]

their wives slapped them silly

[Rockstar]

for neglecting their household chores

[Jimbuna]

plus Aktung stole their lipstick

[Aktungbby]

so swanny could smooch rouge

[Jimbuna]

on his favourite teddy bear

[blackswan40]

Fred bear thats threadbare Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

probably smells awful as well

[Rockstar]

but the dog doesn’t mind

[Reece]

Swanny simply shot the dog!! :D

[blackswan40]

With a nerf gun Jim

[Reece]

used a taser - poor dog!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

didn't like the electric shock

[Reece]

,Jim did, it was shocking!! :o:D

[Jimbuna]

but only in your dreams

[Flaxpants]

where Jim is dressed in

[Rockstar]

his favorite one piece mankini


(Wish I still had that photo where I ‘shopped your head to a mankini model, that was a long time ago :) )

[Aktungbby]

...in Phuket: "long dong thong":o:O:

[Jimbuna]

bought from the White House

[Aktungbby]

...favorite Oval Office formal attire :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

for the next in line

[Reece]

to the oval office - Jim!! :k_confused:

[Rockstar]

And the crowd went wild

[Reece]

Donald cried but that's life!! :yep:

[Flaxpants]

Donald appeared from left field

[Jimbuna]

wearing a polka dot bikini

[blackswan40]

Tangoman orange beer belly boogie

[Jimbuna]

was his most favourite dance

[Reece]

Swanny joined in bearing all :o :k_confused:

[blackswan40]

Dancing cheek to cheek Jim :oops:

[Reece]

gave him a tender smack!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

right across his greasy chops

[Aktungbby]

swanny turned his other cheek

[Jimbuna]

and his teeth fell out

[Aktungbby]

due to lack of polygrip

[Rockstar]

Bubba liked his toothless grin

[Reece]

then Nash slapped Bubba's chops!! :o