The Five Word Story Game

[Texas Red]

With a racoon as well

[Jimbuna]

as his cabbage patch doll

[Texas Red]

The dog saw the raccoon

[Jeff-Groves]

then freaked and mounted the

[Texas Red]

The Will Ferrell Automatic Hugger

[Jeff-Groves]

which turned out to be

[Texas Red]

A very very bad idea

[Reece]

Will was very happy though

[Jimbuna]

the hugging was rather embarrassing

[Reece]

but the rangy racoon was

[Jimbuna]

totally out of his mind

[Reece]

Jealous Aktungbby decided he wanted

[Texas Red]

Impersonate my dog and racoon

[Mr Quatro]

beast caught Aktungbby eating dogfood :yep:

[Jimbuna]

spare me the mental image :o

[Aktungbby]

of my dog day afternoon:O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Dog_Day_Afternoon_film_poster.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dog_Day_Afternoon_film_poster.jpg)

[Mr Quatro]

more fun when not here :haha:


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/32tzBSR01r8/hqdefault.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Whoops! Spoke too soon, uh?

[Jimbuna]

said the Bishop to the

[Aktungbby]

penitent devotee of the Lord

[Reece]

Mr Quatro hopped into his car

[Texas Red]

To drive to SUBSIM Dock

[Mr Quatro]

but the boat was gone :yep:

[Texas Red]

So he used a lizard

[Mr Quatro]

outboard motor came with it :yep:

[Reece]

off he went, suddenly a

[Texas Red]

large, ugly, flying dog appeared

[Reece]

that had a drooling problem

[Aktungbby]

everytime it spied fire hydrants

[Reece]

he saw one and cocked

[Aktungbby]

into the 'pheasant ahead' position

[Reece]

then he got run over!! :oops::doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro crying medic, medic :yep:

[Reece]

mouth to mouth was given :oops:

[Jimbuna]

using an old sink plunger

[Reece]

but the old dog died! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

it was a nasty death

[Aktungbby]

a true dog day afternoon

[Reece]

One sunny day Mr Quatro decided

[Mr Quatro]

strip down to his underwear :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...a red trapdoor 'union suit' https://www.vermontcountrystore.com/ccstore/v1/images/?source=/file/v3048315151712920868/products/23015.rdb.png&height=700&width=450&outputFormat=JPEG&quality=0.8 worn by all 'dyed-in-the-wool' Civil War re-enactors BBY!:salute:

[Reece]

Aktungbby said "Ooohh, I like!!"

[Aktungbby]

not walkin' across bull pastures

[Reece]

that's an added bonus! - Enjoy!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'makin' the welkin dance indeed' act 2 scene 3 Twelfth Night ...sorry mr. Shakespeare:shucks:

[Reece]

but then . . . "SLIP", ahh . . . "SPLAT" :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

crushing a cabbage patch doll

[Mr Quatro]

which strangely smelled like poo :oops:

[Reece]

yes it was a pat!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

on the old mans back

[Aktungbby]

cabbage poo pat dolls abound

[Mr Quatro]

exciting the old mans tallywack :yep:

[Jimbuna]

is by no mean achievement

[Aktungbby]

at 69, achievement is mean!
:wah:

[Mr Quatro]

even Joe Green would agree :yep:



https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ZTgtpppOg3fJg7wgmZYwPAHaEc?w=295&h=174&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.5&pid=1.7

[Jimbuna]

with what anybody would say

[Aktungbby]

on coke:: "hey kid! catch" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbHkR-9PZs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbHkR-9PZs)

[Texas Red]

This "awesome" drink that sucks

[Reece]

, tastes horrid, kinda like warm

[Aktungbby]

WARM BOULLION AND DR PEPPER:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

Dr Pepper is Neals favourite drink

[Texas Red]

For a dinosaur! ( no offense)

[Jimbuna]

absolutely none has been taken

[Texas Red]

Dr. Pepper is actually Jimbuna's

[Jimbuna]

nemesis, he much preferred Coke

[Texas Red]

Coke is sold in streets

[Jimbuna]

all over the civilised world

[Texas Red]

But some people aren't civilized

[Cyborg322]

thugs barbarians and librarians inclusive

[Aktungbby]

the 'Thugs' were'nt the 'Barbarians'.

[Mr Quatro]

they shared rum and coke

[Texas Red]

Some thugs are actually cowboys

[Reece]

definitely not me then!! :doh:
Suddenly

[Jimbuna]

came out with a confession

[Reece]

I ripped my jeans when

[Jimbuna]

trying to ride bare back

[Reece]

with my girl friend, she

[Jimbuna]

looked like a real goer

[Aktungbby]

UNTILL: "I HAVE A HEADACHE!" :damn:

[Texas Red]

My cowboy girlfriend rode me

[Mr Quatro]

Reece slapped her silly until

[Jimbuna]

she was at his level

[Texas Red]

But my girl would never

[Reece]

stand for that so she

[Aktungbby]

packed a bag and fled

[Reece]

the bag contained some smelly

[Jimbuna]

underwear previously belonging to Reece

[Reece]

they didn't half stink, Jim

[Jimbuna]

felt really sorry for Reece

[Mr Quatro]

living on otherside of world :ping:

[Jimbuna]

with all those drop bears

[Texas Red]

I was hitting on women

[Reece]

aged around 75, Jim was

[Texas Red]

Horrified at the sight of

[Jimbuna]

Reece in his birthday suit

[Reece]

Reece in his birthday suit

laying in Jim's new bathtub :yep:

[Jimbuna]

rose clenched in his teeth

[Mr Quatro]

playing with his rubber ducky :D

[Jimbuna]

in a most suggestive manner

[Mr Quatro]

waiting for drugs to kick-in :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and wife to kick out

[Texas Red]

Reece started to do some

[Reece]

sexercises until Jim walked in :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

and confiscated his rubber duck

[Reece]

Jim wanted it for himself!! :o:yep:

[Jimbuna]

which upset a petulant Reece

[Reece]

however Jim won hands down!! :salute:

[Jimbuna]

Every time you think that

[Texas Red]

Click on the link below and take heed!

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2665673&postcount=1725

[Reece]

the beast is a naughty boy! :O:

[Mr Quatro]

don't know half of him :hmmm:

[Reece]

which half do you know? :D

[Mr Quatro]

snide remarks are allowed, but :o

[Texas Red]

I’ve been super naughty lately

[Texas Red]

So that means that Jimbuna

[Mr Quatro]

is probably drunk or asleep :yep:

[Texas Red]

He is likely getting high

[Reece]

after lifting his hairy arms

[Jimbuna]

in toast to another rum

[Reece]

Mr Quatro challenged Jim's manhood by

[Jimbuna]

asking the local beauty queen

[Reece]

for a raunchy night out

[Jimbuna]

in the local lunatic asylum

[Mr Quatro]

your talking to Dr Quatro :yep:

[Texas Red]

Other people have called him

[Jimbuna]

a lot worse than Cinderella

[Mr Quatro]

only when I wear tutu :yep:

[Texas Red]

The ladies call Jimbuna "The

[Reece]

man in a golden tutu"

[Jimbuna]

What more can one say

[Reece]

except "how about a date"

[Jimbuna]

with a black widow spider

[Aktungbby]

that will bite off head

[Jimbuna]

of a three eared monkey

[Texas Red]

That three eared monkey is

[Jimbuna]

the star of the zoo

[Aktungbby]

a 'chimp' off the block https://media1.tenor.com/images/84ed4f584aeaa8fcb2df46d9170655b4/tenor.gif?itemid=14379243

[Reece]

meanwhile Jim kicked Aktungbby's butt :yep:

[Aktungbby]

for serious decolletage primate infringement:O:

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby doesn't have a butt

[Aktungbby]

nonsense! he's a 'cheeky sod'

[Reece]

who writes old English gibberish

[Jimbuna]

on an incessant daily basis

[Reece]

Jim fined him $1,000 then

[Jimbuna]

rang homeland security about him

[Reece]

, a straight jacket was secured

[Mr Quatro]

Houdini untied Aktungbby kissing him :o

[Texas Red]

Then they eloped together and

[Jimbuna]

were never heard of again

[Aktungbby]

ENDING UP WATERBOARDED IN GUANTANAMO

[Jimbuna]

in the bay of pigs

[Texas Red]

They found love in prison

[Texas Red]

The prison guards made Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

One post at a time please.

[Texas Red]

Yes, sir! :salute:

[Mr Quatro]

Yes sir is for officer's :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

certainly not Jimbuna who's retired

[Texas Red]

Maybe Jimbuna did serve for

[Catfish]

ye olde dad's army

[Texas Red]

Five Words only, no less

[Reece]

Catfish kicked the beast's butt

[Mr Quatro]

Why? Cause Catfish couldn't count :yep:

[Reece]

yes yes, that is right! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

. When you think about it

[Reece]

it's quite disgusting when Catfish

[Jimbuna]

starts showing his knicker leg

[Texas Red]

He has super hairy legs

[Reece]

that he combs every morning :yep:

[Texas Red]

And gels them up for

[Reece]

the girls to admire but

[Aktungbby]

resembles a slickly brylcreemed yeti

[Reece]

then a gorilla saw him :o:doh:

[Texas Red]

And oh boy, did things

[Aktungbby]

proceed on rambunctious primate levels

[Reece]

poor Catfish ran but unfortunately

[Mr Quatro]

he eats his green buggers :o

[Reece]

the boogers slid down easily! :oops::doh::88):dead:

[Aktungbby]

as an enigma inside cunundrums

[Reece]

Jim saw and was disgusted :oops::timeout:

[Texas Red]

Jim thought he should get

[Reece]

some for himself so he

[Mr Quatro]

This is dirty :o Jim sucked ...

[Reece]

big time so he was

[Jimbuna]

stuck with the terrible thought

[Reece]

"am I really that depraved" :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

unfortunately that's a yes Reece

[Mr Quatro]

noway do we really know :o

[Jimbuna]

the real gender of Reece

[Texas Red]

HE IS A TRANSGENDER ALIEN

[Cyborg322]

with 2 little red tentacles

[Texas Red]

That can do some really

[Reece]

amazing things when activated like

[Jimbuna]

making a mug of coffee

[Reece]

that had an unusual flavor

[Jimbuna]

and a really weirder aroma

[Mr Quatro]

from the steam rising up :yep:

[Reece]

with a sigh of relief :yep:

[Jimbuna]

there was sufficient toilet paper

[Mr Quatro]

wife yelling "flush the toilet" :o

[Jimbuna]

and put the seat down

[Aktungbby]

but outhouses have no seat!:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

or protection from winter either

[Texas Red]

They come with free ogre's :D
https://www.courant.com/resizer/D9qmAnzR8PY5q-GBdUBBVuNVUTs=/415x311/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/NTWCZKYTDJBI7CASRJ32F2RN6E.jpg

[Jimbuna]

and soft pink cuddly carrots

[Reece]

except public outhouses they are

[Texas Red]

Doc Brown inventions where you

[Reece]

sit and a switch activates

[Texas Red]

Activities like reading Subsim forums! :subsim: :up:

[Mr Quatro]

Sears catalogs and junk mail :yep:

[Jimbuna]

are in large wooden crates

[Mr Quatro]

out of reach fall off

[Texas Red]

Into the deep blue sea

[Reece]

where they sink - good riddance!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Some even have Reece's Grandmothers

[Aktungbby]

but never knew the grandfathers:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, "Why you picking me"? :wah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UnPzp2lmNk

[Reece]

Someone has to do it, may as well be me, now where did I leave my whip?? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

in your back pocket fool

[Reece]

oh yeh!! thanks I think!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

you should visit your therapist

[Reece]

that's you Jim, your verdict? :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

GUILTY ON TWO ACCOUNTS OF

[Mr Quatro]

what are you yelling about? :o

[Texas Red]

The crime that Reece committed

[Jimbuna]

on the crippled old dog

[Reece]

called Jim, I kicked his ass!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

The dog bit Reece's butt :o

[Mr Quatro]

were bigger than virus thread :yep:

[Reece]

yes Jim bit my ass!! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

the only certainty is uncertainty

[Reece]

the only certainty is uncertainty

yes!! Who came off worse?? :D

[Jimbuna]

not the one that's better

[Aktungbby]

indeed! always the 'lesser weevil':O:

[Jimbuna]

some might even say 'evil'

[Aktungbby]

and d'evil take the hindmost!

[Texas Red]

But does the d'evil even

[Mr Quatro]

know who Aktungbby really is :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

he'd better hope he doesn't

[Texas Red]

Because Aktungbby is actually a

[Aktungbby]

Mephistos' favorite lil' satanic imp! https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?pictureid=7048&albumid=815&dl=1566225860&thumb=1 (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/album.php?albumid=815&pictureid=7048)

[Texas Red]

We tried to exorcise the

[Jimbuna]

madness contained within his head

[Reece]

but it's a hopeless case!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Aktungbby is a prime example

[Aktungbby]

"yet there is method in’t" https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/dd/e6/53dde60f086a1434b2b0bc43577a8ecd.gif Polonius to Hamlet: ACT2scene 2 Hamlet

[Mr Quatro]

Shakespeare and Aktungbby can't spell :yep:

[Aktungbby]

GRATE mines du thinQ alique:O: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/f2/f9/f1f2f9769551fed209f1d113a61ac6a2.png

[Texas Red]

Most "kewl" kids du th@t
:/\\!!

[Aktungbby]

Big Kid?: everyone at:subsim::hmmm::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

could be called a one