The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

all hands, better for groping!! :D

[Mr Quatro]

Octopus, "Can help mommy's/daddies" :yeah:

[Reece]

I dread to think how!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

to tie a shoe lace

[Reece]

and to change diapers maybe :hmmm:

[Mr Quatro]

and hold five glasses wine :yep:

[Jimbuna]

on his awfully long nose

[mapuc]

His dream was to conquer

[Jimbuna]

a pint of lager shandy

[Reece]

then he died and stank!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

just as bad as Reece

[Reece]

Jim smelt it and died!!

[Jimbuna]

a slow and painful death

[Mr Quatro]

Billy Sunday prayed for Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a miracle thereby ensued

[Aktungbby]

HE AROSE ON DAY THREE

[Jimbuna]

of the second Ashes test

[Reece]

and kept rising and rising :o

[Jimbuna]

to every fast ball delivery

[Mr Quatro]

Fat boy fell down swinging :yep:

[Reece]

Jim resented being called fat!! :o:oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Tough titty said the kitty :D

[Reece]

Jim broke down and cried!! :wah:

[mapuc]

golden tears, which he sold

[Reece]

$2, was actually fools gold. :doh::yep:

[Jimbuna]

was all that Reece possessed

[Mr Quatro]

Except for Reece's hock shop :yep:

[Reece]

Jim purchased them for $100,000. :doh:

[Jimbuna]

cheap at twice the price

[Mr Quatro]

but were mushy lasted only

[Reece]

a lousy week - THE END. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

thought Reece, in his dreams

[Mr Quatro]

Crying out, "Make her dive"

[Reece]

we went down to 230Mts

[Jimbuna]

of old sewage storage area

[Reece]

of old sewage storage area

the motley crew forgot to

[Jimbuna]

turn on the bilge pump

[Reece]

so it slowly started to

[Jimbuna]

transfer into Reece's trouser pocket

[Mr Quatro]

That had holes in it :o

[mapuc]

which is a must where

[Aktungbby]

areas "down under " :O:need soothing

[Reece]

Jim's hands went in there!! :o

[mapuc]

and got covered with blowfly

[Mr Quatro]

Jim made sounds coo coo!:o

[Reece]

naturally wearing a straight jacket. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

which Reece had spares of

[Reece]

for other people I help. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

In the same looney bin ... :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he shares only with STEED

[Reece]

he shares only with STEED

girls in a private mansion. :yep::yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

Girls hit with ugly stick :o

[Reece]

were later given to Jim. :up:

[Jimbuna]

preparing them to marry Reece

[Reece]

but married them all himself! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Mr Quatro]

but Jim couldn't afford them :yep:

[mapuc]

so he robbed Reece to

[STEED]

And ran off with Mrs May. :o

[Jimbuna]

during the month of June

[Reece]

Mrs May was kinda kinky :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

while wearing bullet proof underwear :yep:

[Reece]

but then she dropped them

[Mr Quatro]

when Jim paid her $50 :yep:

[Reece]

Jim was so delighted, STEED

[Mr Quatro]

begged Jim to be first :o

[Catfish]

to wear Mrs May's

[STEED]

Badge, I'm voting for jim.

[Jimbuna]

for next King of Brazil

[Reece]

King Jim sat on his

[Jimbuna]

toilet amid some deep contemplation

[Reece]

and let it rip!! SPA-DOONCH!!

[Mr Quatro]

Smelled Jim's fart and fainted :oops:

[Jimbuna]

A wise man once said

[Reece]

"He who smelt it dealt

[Jimbuna]

with it rather amazingly well

[Cyborg322]

with improved Blitz stain and

[Reece]

a gas mask helping to

[Jimbuna]

set the world on fire

[Reece]

This is a true story!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

believe it if you like

[Reece]

hearing and believing this crap!! :D

[Mr Quatro]

The Jews didn't do it :o

[Aktungbby]

The Jews didn't do it :o BUT BAD PRUNE JUICE DID:O:

[Jimbuna]

whatever it was accused of

[Reece]

it must've been Jim's fault. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

When the toilet didn't flush :oops:

[Reece]

guess what he mistakenly dropped ?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

a large bottle of rum

[Mr Quatro]

Looking same as the yuck :yep:

[Reece]

Jim said "I'll drink them" :o

[Mr Quatro]

but Jim's ice cubes melted :o

[Reece]

mmm, warm brown yucky rum!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

way to a mans heart

[Mr Quatro]

and also empties Jim's wallet :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but certainly not this week

[Reece]

his wallet is already empty!! :D

[Mr Quatro]

Except for Jim's drivers license :yep:

[Reece]

and an old unused condom! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

Reece never had the opportunity

[Reece]

to whip STEED's backside so

[Mr Quatro]

bad till Reece used condom :oops:

[Jimbuna]

over his head suffocating himself

[mapuc]

Thankfully he could breath from

[Reece]

his ass!! Jim laughed and

[Jimbuna]

sealed up the soiled orifice

[Reece]

then 'BOOM', crap everywhere, mapuc

[Jimbuna]

had a front row seat

[Reece]

and copped a stinky load :haha:

[Mr Quatro]

place of food for Reece :yep:

[Reece]

but Mr Quatro ate it instead! :salute:

[Mr Quatro]

When in doubt insert urname :D

[Reece]

When in doubt insert urname :D
You mean poor Jim's name :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

kings were named after me

[Reece]

Yes, King Henry the VIII. :doh::haha:

[Jimbuna]

start with King James I

[Reece]

yes, aka James T Kirk :yep:

[Jimbuna]

so that makes you Spock

[Reece]

a logical answer there Jim! :up:

[Mr Quatro]

But Jim really meant spook :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because madness has no purpose

[STEED]

My pants are on fire. :doh:

[Reece]

Well stop farting and smoking!! :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

While filling lawnmower with petrol :o

[Reece]

An uplifting result is guaranteed

[STEED]

Reece shot the moon smiling.

[Jimbuna]

like a local village idiot

[Reece]

named Jim aka King James :O:

[Jimbuna]

slayer of local village idiots

[Reece]

like himself!! That's suicide Jim!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

just keep taking the pills

[Reece]

The blue pills I assume!

[STEED]

My pants exploded bojo said..

[Jimbuna]

as STEED entered the room

[mapuc]

where there was no logic

[STEED]

In breaking wind before lunch.

[Mr Quatro]

While standing in long line ...

[Reece]

Of the local food store

[Mr Quatro]

"Clean up that mess Steed"

[Reece]

Jim said!! but STEED replied

[STEED]

Relax Mr Big will take......

[Jimbuna]

STEED by his scrawny neck

[STEED]

And invite reece to lunch.

[Jimbuna]

with STEED the pseudo curmudgeon

[Reece]

but only when around BoJo. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

his new inflatable fetish playmate

[Reece]

he soon discovered that his

[Jimbuna]

lips wouldn't fit the blowhole

[STEED]

Jim kissed steptoe all night..

[Jimbuna]

someone hasn't taken todays medication

[STEED]

someone hasn't taken todays medication

Jim swore my pills.......Reece!!!!

[Mr Quatro]

Purchased in India for 25¢

[Aktungbby]

cheap non pukka sahib pharmaceuticals:haha:

[mapuc]

which was sold by mapuc

[Mr Quatro]

Mapuc said he would share :yep:

[Reece]

with Mr Quatro, Jim was envious :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

population Denmark 5,776,956 times 25cents :o

[Reece]

That's some good wholesome gibberish!! :yep:

[STEED]

Jim set sail for pills.

[Reece]

2 days out and the

[Jimbuna]

return taking twice as long

[Mr Quatro]

Sea sick on poop deck :yep:

[Reece]

the pills didn't help so

[Jimbuna]

the nurse was sent for

[Aktungbby]

JIM CRIED 'KISS ME HARDY':O:

[Jimbuna]

thankfully i'm currently 'hardy' hearing

[Aktungbby]

my widex's set on "masterII" :yep::shucks::O:

[Jimbuna]

great for all night discos

[Aktungbby]

WHEN SET TO 'MUSIC' CHANNEL

[Reece]

the ship struck an iceberg :o

[Mr Quatro]

Jim has the only lifeboat :o

[Reece]

Jim has the only lifeboat :o

that has a huge hole :doh:

[Jimbuna]

in the seat Reece purchased

[Mr Quatro]

Reece's butt plugged the hole :yep:

[Jimbuna]

like a soft sweaty cabbage

[STEED]

Winning a sexy butt prize. :o

[Jimbuna]

a night out with STEED

[Reece]

and 2 beautiful girls, Jim

[Jimbuna]

felt Reece was being deceived

[Mr Quatro]

with Jim's new butt plug :o

[mapuc]

the world was flooded with

[Jimbuna]

a deluge of pork pies

[Reece]

Mr Quatro so loved pork that

[Aktungbby]

his porcinity was practially cannibalism:k_confused::o

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro throw up on Reece :yep:

[Reece]

Who threw up on Aktungbby :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Don't mess with Homeland Security :D

[Reece]

but Aktungbby puked on Mr Quatro!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because of his sick joke

[Reece]

Jim & Reece laughed heartily!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as Aktungs pants caught fire

[Mr Quatro]

revealing his pretty blue panties :yep:

[Jimbuna]

stolen from a neighbours washing

[Aktungbby]

with an alluring bikini cut https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0b/c9/fd/0bc9fd7d36dc15f365e768dbafbc5543--so-funny-funny-pics.jpg

[Cyborg322]

of an old skip, nasty

[Reece]

but they fell down exposing

[Jimbuna]

the next earthquake causation factor

[Reece]

Aktungbby's booty shook and wobbled

[Mr Quatro]

from the weight of sin :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he carried on his shoulders

[Mr Quatro]

Aktungbby's beard caught on fire :o

[Jimbuna]

looking like a burning scarecrow

[STEED]

He demanded double chocolate doughnuts.

[Aktungbby]

AND TWO BUCK CHUCK CHARDONNAY

[Mr Quatro]

Answer to Aktungbby's dream world :yep:

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[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby's dream world EVEN AFTER I'M TURNED OFF https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/HAL9000_Case.svg/220px-HAL9000_Case.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000_Case.svg)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlCzxFuV9c (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlCzxFuV9c)

[mapuc]

he turned every woman off

[STEED]

And on again causing a..

[Reece]

erotic groaning sound, STEED grinned

[Mr Quatro]

with Steed's green teeth noticeable :yep:

[Reece]

all the girls ran, however

[Jimbuna]

one snapped her high heels

[STEED]

And said...'kiss me reece'

[Mr Quatro]

Reece's boyfriend said "no way" :hmmm:

[STEED]

And kissed Mr Quatro instead. :o

[Reece]

who was actually Reece's boyfriend. :O::oops:

[Jimbuna]

but only on bank holidays

[Mr Quatro]

working stevedore during the week :yep:

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A stevedore, longshoreman, docker or dockworker is a waterfront manual laborer who is involved in loading and unloading ships, trucks, trains or airplanes.. After the shipping container revolution of the 1950s, the number of dockworkers required declined by over 90%, and the term "stevedore" has increasingly come to mean a stevedoring firm that contracts with a port, shipowner, or charterer

[STEED]

As a pork pie smuggler :o

[Reece]

Hired by the notorious STEED

[STEED]

Working for the boss......reece.

[Jimbuna]

for the national minimum wage

[Mr Quatro]

but Steed gives big tips :yep:

[Reece]

that Reece accepted with gratitude. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Steed"s appreciation was not money :o

[Reece]

he derived pleasure from Mr Quatro :o

[Mr Quatro]

Steed admitted the sinful act :yep:

[Reece]

and Jim locked him up!! :timeout:

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/82/37/17/8237176a2e18c4fcea544fcd249b18d3--hot-men-sexy-men.jpg

[STEED]

STEED enjoyed prison and invited..

[Jimbuna]

all the other village idiots

[STEED]

Jim was delighted with prison. :03:

[Jimbuna]

keeping STEED in solitary confinement

[STEED]

With jim and reece...woohoo. :03: :)

[Jimbuna]

STEED flew the cuckoos nest

[Reece]

and landed in the Thames!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

ensnared in a crab pot

[Reece]

there's something fishy about that!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

said the one eyed shark

[Reece]

whilst eating the crab pot :dead:

[Jimbuna]

Reece choked on a nipper

[STEED]

And caused the UK blackout! :o

[Reece]

BoJo lost his temper and

[STEED]

Swinging from the chandeliers he...

[Reece]

lost his pants exposing his

[STEED]

His Inflatable famous money tree! :o :o

[Jimbuna]

paid for by the taxpayers

[Cyborg322]

and the bankruptcy contingency fund

[Mr Quatro]

With penality/interest comes to ...

[Jimbuna]

a large sum of money

[mapuc]

in fact it's monopoly money

[Mr Quatro]

Causing Steed to pass gas :oops: