The Five Word Story Game

[Gerald]

which "we" are grateful for

[Reece]

Schultz knows nothing, ask Klink!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

or the pumpkin next door

[Gerald]

.How is your fence now?

[Jimbuna]

looking all fine and dandy

[Aktungbby]

pics or it didn't happen:O:

[Jimbuna]

aint ever going there again! :o

[Gerald]

Your reputation is at stake! :Kaleun_Wink:

[Aktungbby]

or picket; depending on fence:D

[Jimbuna]

I'd rather eat a toadstool

[Mr Quatro]

this not picket fence thread :D

[Jimbuna]

or sick of painting thread

[Texas Red]

after thread after thread of

[Reece]

unimportant gibberish, but that's life!!

[Mr Quatro]

Just in the lunatic asylum :yep:

[Reece]

Just in the lunatic asylum :yep:

where Aktungbby is an inmate!! :D

[Jimbuna]

plus a few from here

[Reece]

oh no!! not poor Gerald!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

the post of the day :haha:

[Aktungbby]

Your veridical perception is skewed:O:

[Jimbuna]

I'm only an onlooker here

[Mr Quatro]

Your veridical perception is skewed:O:

I'm only an onlooker here

Jim hit a nerve, uh?

[Eichhörnchen]

None of this is true

[Aktungbby]

'cause Jimbuna's blind; Aktung's nerveless

[Catfish]

quest for solving the Who-what-where

[Jimbuna]

will never be a success

[Eichhörnchen]

all the while I'm playing

[Reece]

Tiddly-Winks with Catfish and Gerald :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a white padded cell

[Reece]

Jim the guard went in

[Jimbuna]

and burst into hysterical laughter

[Reece]

they were all wearing nappies :o

[Jimbuna]

and sucking on pink dummies

[Reece]

one of them muttered. . . goo-goo!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Translated into delicious Chinese dish :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'cause their 'eggs fooled Jung'

[Jimbuna]

one offered to chow mein

[Aktungbby]

while peeking at pork chops

[Jimbuna]

in a rich oyster sauce

[Texas Red]

And maggot chese with delicious

[Reece]

sour goats milk, result: PUKE!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

over my braised pork balls:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

On flaming skewer on barbie :yep:

[Aktungbby]

leave my skewered Barbie be:Kaleun_Mad:

[Reece]

Mr Quatro blew up Aktungbby's BBQ!! :o

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[Jimbuna]

doing us all a favour

[Reece]

since it had no flavor!! :O:

[Mr Quatro]

Tell Aktung, "Spit it out" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but don't choke on it

[Reece]

he spat hitting poor Gerald!! :oops::wah:

[Jimbuna]

dead centre of the forehead

[Mr Quatro]

Unfortunately he was still asleep :yep:

[Jimbuna]

snoring like a pregnant porcupine

[Eichhörnchen]

Q: How do porcupines make love?

[Jimbuna]

and speak in foreign languages?

[Mr Quatro]

How do porcupines get tattoos? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I believe they prick themselves

[Aktungbby]

doing us all a favouron official spare-the-air Napa day!!??:k_confused:

[Reece]

I believe they prick themselves
what an awesome story Jim! :D

[Texas Red]

It should be on the

[Jimbuna]

dark side of the moon

[Mr Quatro]

Perhaps on Mars or Venus :yep:

[Texas Red]

Or maybe the nearest BlackHole!

[Jimbuna]

probably more fitting if Uranus

[Texas Red]

Was actually a red hot

[Jimbuna]

chilli pepper for vindaloo curry

[Texas Red]

With smoked salmon and jellied

[Mr Quatro]

eel's from Philippines yum yum :oops:


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[Jimbuna]

I don't think I'll bother

[Aktungbby]

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I don't think I'll bother requiring serious intestinal fortitude túmmy!!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Texas Red]

Not as bad as Maggot Cheese

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[Reece]

mmmm, maggot cheese, Jim's favorite!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

my favourite is beef vindaloo

[Reece]

the maggot cheese is Aktungbby's :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

kinky fetish on a Sunday

[Reece]

kinky fetish on a Sunday

suddenly he belches and the

[Jimbuna]

moon hides behind the sun

[Texas Red]

Dodging a Solar Flare, but

[Jimbuna]

being struck by a comet

[Mr Quatro]

Nothing left to see here :o

[Jimbuna]

said the blind cocktail sausage

[Aktungbby]

to the pimento stuffed olive

[Mr Quatro]

Lots of things to add :yep:


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[Aktungbby]

wet dram fantasies if ever!:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Salivating: :Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

there were such a thing

[Aktungbby]

pour another, jus' like t'uther:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

someone hasn't taken their medication

[Aktungbby]

for evil beasel's inline abreast:know::()1::roll:

[Jimbuna]

We now return to normality

[Reece]

yes, Reece is here, so

[Gerald]

we start the birthday party

[Aktungbby]

too many candles to extinguish:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

best use a fire hose

[Reece]

oh no!! it burst!! Reece

[Mr Quatro]

Reece, "are you drunk yet?" :yep:

[Reece]

oh yeah baby!! excuse me

[Texas Red]

While I go run naked

[Mr Quatro]

in middle of KC game :o

[Texas Red]

Yelling at Patty Daddy Mahomes,"

[Reece]

Come grab hold of my

[Jimbuna]

dirty washing if you would

[Reece]

, Jim pitched in and scrubbed

[Texas Red]

Patty Daddy Mahomes's Lombardi torphy

[Reece]

but he dropped it, :o Patty

[Jimbuna]

was not a happy chappy

[Reece]

was not a happy chappy
Jim laughed his ass off!! :har:

[Jimbuna]

at the clip of Reece

[Mr Quatro]

shown on National TV being

[Jimbuna]

whipped with a wet lettuce

[Aktungbby]

and soggy assperagas tips

[Reece]

the pain was excruciating but

[Texas Red]

It made an excellent viewing

[Aktungbby]

in Aktung's messiah-complex flagellation mind...:o

[Reece]

Aktung's TV started smoking so

[Aktungbby]

he changed channels: viewing Waterworld

[Reece]

suddenly water gushed forth and

[Jimbuna]

dampened his sexually warped spirits

[Aktungbby]

to his enamorata's great relief

[Jimbuna]

but not of her husband

[Reece]

he was so frustrated that

[Gerald]

it requires a heavy emphasis

[Reece]

on self control, but this

[Jimbuna]

is clearly impossible for some

[Aktungbby]

without seriously adroit tillerman training:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

Henceforth I am unable to

[Reece]

control my urges to eat

[Gerald]

bagels, cereals, waffles, English muffins

[Mr Quatro]

bagels, cereals, waffles, English muffins

Food helps keep poopy together :yep:

[Aktungbby]

alongside massive stellar black holes

[Jimbuna]

utilised in local peep shows

[Reece]

where Aktung got his thrills!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Now that the pandemic is

[Aktungbby]

the official start of WWIII

[Mr Quatro]

2020 will never be forgotten :oops:

[Aktungbby]

as we snuggle:O: in bombshelters

[Jimbuna]

to knit in the dark

[Aktungbby]

purlin' two, but knittin three:arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

And 2020 will be over

[Reece]

ho hum, how boring . . . Yawn!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

another dawn brings another day

[Reece]

It's just too much Jim!! :wah::oops:

[Texas Red]

We need some more disasters

[Jimbuna]

your doing a fine job

[Texas Red]

Im not a disaster, 2020

[Jimbuna]

there is still time yet

[Aktungbby]

wait till he's a ninth grader!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

should know his alphabet soon :)

[Aktungbby]

do they teach cursive penmanship?

[Mr Quatro]

the beast needs help opening milk :yep:

[Aktungbby]

to prevent an udder disaster:o

[Reece]

to prevent an udder disaster:o

whoops, dropped it, 2020 disaster!! :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

hopefully next year will improve

[Reece]

been saying that for years!! :doh:

[Texas Red]

And not once has it

[Jimbuna]

ever been a heavenly miracle

[Texas Red]

All hell is breaking loose

[Aktungbby]

where Aktung's "Gefallen-Engel"U-boat's berthedhttps://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=7048:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Mr Quatro]

Happiness is state of mind :yep:

[Reece]

Whoops, I dropped something bad! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

tending to splat! not bounce :03:

[Jimbuna]

and lacking a pleasant fragrance

[Reece]

the beast was ok with it

[Jimbuna]

and decided to consume it

[Aktungbby]

before it udderly consumed him

[Jimbuna]

in a most disgusting manner

[Aktungbby]

a fetid hor-d'oeurve if ever!:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

I set eyes upon one

[Mr Quatro]

to hear the cries of

[Jimbuna]

the penguins at feeding time

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung seen mating with them :yep:

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Party:mistaking his tux for Emperor-penguinship!

[Jimbuna]

whatever that's supposed to mean

[Aktungbby]

/\cold feet in formal attire....:O:

[Jimbuna]

make for a sad life

[Reece]

and definitely a sick one!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

What dictionary does Aktung use? :o

[Aktungbby]

the Jibborese Symantic Linguistc Thesaurus

[Reece]

ah, that explains a lot :yep:

[Aktungbby]

to 68 year old downunderers! :O:

[Reece]

enough for me to avoid!! :yep:

[Gerald]

.At a Zoo there are

[Jimbuna]

a great many confused people

[Gerald]

painting fences is optional there :yep:

[Jimbuna]

best get a hobby then

[Gerald]

you are an expert painter :yeah:

[Reece]

Thanks Gerald, the honor excepted!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

best use a firewall then

[Gerald]

.Jim taught Reece to paint :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Jimbuna]

keep Jim out of this

[Gerald]

he cannot keep to gain

[Jimbuna]

you playing tennis all day?

[Gerald]

Played this morning actually, IRL! :salute:

[Aktungbby]

'love'-1' with clayed feet:O:

[Jimbuna]

does go on a bit

[Gerald]

of a job or task

[Mr Quatro]

past Jim's bedtime now 10:06 pm :yep:

[Aktungbby]

may he rest in peace:haha::Kaleun_Yawn::Kaleun_Sleep:

[Reece]

Too much hot air flowing!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

not to mention the stalking

[Reece]

yes, kinda creepy I think!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

oh if you truly knew

[Reece]

a police hunt began, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

people understood what Jim meant

[Gerald]

.Jim's word is the law

[Reece]

if only Gerald understood this!! :D

[Mr Quatro]

In five words or less :D

[Reece]

that would require some thought :yep:

[Gerald]

nothing you have of Reece :arrgh!:

[Mr Quatro]

That's Reece your mud slinging :o

[Gerald]

That's Reece your mud slinging :o fully aware of it Mr

[Reece]

However you taught him, so

[Gerald]

However you taught him, so to be friends is good :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Time for a morning coffee

[Reece]

and a few pills to

[Jimbuna]

waken the old pecker up

[Gerald]

call and the dude ran

[Jimbuna]

whatever that's supposed to mean

[Texas Red]

Most people do not understand

[Mr Quatro]

why we have to sleep :hmmm:

[Texas Red]

"It's pointless", many Karens say

[Reece]

"stick it up your jumper"!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

whilst divin' into marsupials' pouches

[Reece]

what ever turns you on! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

what ever turns you on! :yep:

idiot!:Kaleun_Goofy: in Jibborese, it's "whatever" :shucks::know:"

[Mr Quatro]

HoHo must we remind urules :o

[Texas Red]

I don't see an issue

[Aktungbby]

HoHo must we remind urules :ounruley HoHos R my favorites!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

the beast kicked Aktungbby's backside hard!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

4 not sharin' my HoHo'shttps://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=11541

[Reece]

Jim just said "Good grief!!" :doh:

[Jimbuna]

and turned the light off

[Aktungbby]

the better 4 resting peacefully:Kaleun_Sleep:

[Jimbuna]

amongst the beatles and rats

[Texas Red]

In his dead mothers crypt

[Reece]

waking to cries of zombies :eek:

[Aktungbby]

hungrily ogling dead boxed mamas

[Reece]

Jim screamed and ran out :wah:

[Gerald]

of the bathroom freshly showered

[Jimbuna]

wearing his brand new speedos

[Texas Red]

He walked around town in

[Jimbuna]

transparent manner only seen by

[Texas Red]

His unzipped fly village people

[Jimbuna]

were top of the pops

[Texas Red]

Where pop was always on

[Reece]

the throne suffering from acute

[Jimbuna]

cramps and very painful piles

[Reece]

and piles and more piles :oops:

[Jimbuna]

of all manner of things

[Texas Red]

As well as the desire

[Aktungbby]

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