The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

fortunatly, the top was up

[STEED]

Smashing though the window screen.

[Jimbuna]

of the trike parked nearby

[Reece]

Hitting Aktungbby fair in the

[STEED]

Pack of ten pot noodles.

[Jimbuna]

The usual rubbish still ensues

[Reece]

when Jim is allowed to

[Jimbuna]

attend the local rubbish dump

[Reece]

where Aktungbby pitched his tent :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

to address the war council

[Reece]

about the local rat infestation

[Jimbuna]

located in STEEDS stinky underwear

[mapuc]

a very popular place to

[Aktungbby]

congregate for malicious murky microbes

[Reece]

STEED liked the feel though!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

SEVEN YEAR ITCH IF EVER! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/itchy-rashes.gif

[mapuc]

everyone was invited to his

[Jimbuna]

torture chamber for an experience

[Reece]

mapuc loved it, even tried

[Jimbuna]

to marry the kinky torturer

[Reece]

he was afraid that Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

might steal the pain himself

[Eichhörnchen]

but luckily Whacasquirrel was on

[Jimbuna]

another forum thread thank God

[Eichhörnchen]

but a brilliant one nevertheless

[Jimbuna]

according to a small minority

:)

[Aktungbby]

of belligerent bushytailed bastards

[mapuc]

another one bites the dust

[Aktungbby]

whilst gnawing his Christmas nutz,

[Aktungbby]

arising nuttier the third day

[STEED]

Propley blew his brains out.....:o

[mapuc]

located in the southern hemisphere

[STEED]

Reece kissed him to life...

[Reece]

the large squirrel gasped then

[STEED]

Declared reece was king of..

[Reece]

the nut pile, Eichhörnchen cried

[STEED]

As his bushy tail turned....

[Reece]

brown!! This is not nice!! :doh:

[mapuc]

is a town in France

[Reece]

a brown town, that's nice!! :D

[STEED]

Full of brown's lots of....

[Reece]

smelly brown stuff!! Jim cried

[STEED]

Doing his Picard what the....

[Jimbuna]

hell is STEED spamming for

[STEED]

Reece laughed his head off.

[Reece]

Reece laughed his head off.

so hard he farted, Jim

[Jimbuna]

actually felt a little pity

[Reece]

for STEED standing behind Reece

[Aktungbby]

however, the wind suddenly shifted...

[Reece]

towards Aktungbby, STEED grinned, the

[Eichhörnchen]

Five Word Story Game had

[Reece]

gone gold, we all celebrated :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Eichhörnchen]

but took eyes off the

[Reece]

overflowing septic tank, Jim panicked

[Jimbuna]

looking at all the spam

[Reece]

and threw Eichhörnchen in jail. :o

[Jimbuna]

with all the other nutters

[Reece]

Almost Christmas I wonder what

[Jimbuna]

Christmas will actually bring everybody

[Aktungbby]

hoofprints on the rooftop...and

[Reece]

hoofprints on the rooftop...and

typically it's Aktungbby's house!! :doh: STEED

[Aktungbby]

noted they were cloven hoofprints

[Reece]

Reindeer!! But where was Santa? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

hiding from cloven footed Krampus! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Gruss_vom_Krampus.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus)

[Reece]

Oh no, a hairy paedophile!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

competing against the drop bear

[Reece]

Aktungbby drew his sword and

[Jimbuna]

cut his own hand off

[Reece]

and then died.
**THE END**

[Jimbuna]

of his nose picking days

[Reece]

Jim sewed it back on :doh:

[Aktungbby]

the tip of his pegleg

[Reece]

however it began to stink :oops:

[Jimbuna]

almost as much as Reece

[Aktungbby]

almost as much as Reeceinterred 'down under' too long

[Reece]

but then Jim visited me! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

on his way to Brisbane

[Aktungbby]

, ST. KILDA, MULL, ARRAN ...& RUM! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

but the extreme heat was

[Aktungbby]

as the depths of Hades

[Reece]

Jim swam back to England!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

dogpaddlin' 'n munchin' baked beans:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

acting like Hamilton Jets, Roar!!! :doh::o

[Jimbuna]

of the great British lion

[Reece]

as Jim streaked past the

[Jimbuna]

winning line like Lewis Hamilton

[Reece]

then his pants fell down!! :o

[mapuc]

every women fainted `cause they

[Aktungbby]

were properly raised by mom:Kaleun_Applaud:

[Reece]

except a few old grannies

[Aktungbby]

INVOLVED IN REST HOME ROMANCES

[Reece]

Jim filled their lusty minds :doh:

[Jimbuna]

with visions of rudeboy Reece

[Aktungbby]

an old 'guizer' doin' Up-Helly-Aa:haha:

[Reece]

with a cheesy big grin!! :D

[Jimbuna]

and mind full of sin

[Aktungbby]

causing yelps and deafening din:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

for their next of kin

[Eichhörnchen]

a bulging sack coming down

[Jimbuna]

the chimney at the convent

[Aktungbby]

of Sisters of Plenary Indulgence:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party::o :k_confused:

[Reece]

Reece stokes up the fireplace :D

[mapuc]

mapuc was in the middle

[Reece]

shoveling in the coal, suddenly

[Aktungbby]

it no longer 'sooted' him:oops:

[Jimbuna]

he threw away the shovel

[Reece]

and stormed out weeping bitterly!!:wah:

[Jimbuna]

about the price of coal

[Aktungbby]

preferring sparky bituminous over anthracite:yep:

[Jimbuna]

before moving on to nuclear

[Reece]

then the reactor melted down :o

[mapuc]

and he became a glowing

[Reece]

member of Subsim, we all

[Jimbuna]

looked on in total amazement

[Reece]

three cheers for mapuc, he

[Jimbuna]

shone like a bright beacon

[Aktungbby]

WITH A VERY RADIENT PERSONALITY:O:

[mapuc]

then he exploded and was

[Aktungbby]

a "man of many parts":O:

[Reece]

We tried to reassemble him

[mapuc]

Resulting in something out of

[Reece]

a sci-fi movie, a cybernetic

[Aktungbby]

hominid with pigeon-toed club feet

[Reece]

that mooed like a cow!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

whilst ruminating a bad cud

[Reece]

Jim watched in horror, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

Reece experienced a panic attack

[Aktungbby]

FLEEING INTO THE NEVER NEVER :k_confused:
Out on the wastes of the Never Never - That's where the dead men lie! There where the heat-waves dance forever - That's where the dead men lie!

[Reece]

then caught a bus home!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to the never never land

[Reece]

"never again" Reece said as

[Jimbuna]

he stumbled across the border

[Aktungbby]

hunting a billabong with water

[Rockstar]

cannons mounted on his tricycle

[Aktungbby]

with didgeridoo bolted to handlebars:yeah:

[Cyborg322]

whilst carefully avoiding big potholes

[Aktungbby]

preventing a case of digeridoo-doo!:shucks:k

[Reece]

Oh no!! A creek ahead :o

[Rockstar]

Wearing only a gumleaf Reece

[Cyborg322]

wondered where the missing one

[Reece]

legged harlot had gone, cripes!!

[Aktungbby]

... she'd bugged-out shriekin' "Never never!!":yep:

[Reece]

Come back I cried, here

[Aktungbby]

not without a DNR first!:O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby said Now she's mine! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I no longer need STEED

[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby said Now she's mine! :yep:proving wanting funner than having ??!!:k_confused:

[Reece]

A car pulled up and

[Jimbuna]

Elvis made his grand appearance

[Reece]

he was a bit bony

[Jimbuna]

and was limping a little

[Aktungbby]

searching for a romantic kunekune

[Cyborg322]

and have lots of piglets

[Reece]

this sounds rather kinky!! Jim

[mapuc]

was totally lost in cyberspace

[Reece]

floating around until he hit

[mapuc]

USS Subsim where he climbed

[Reece]

up but fell down. Later

[Eichhörnchen]

he fell overboard once again

[Cyborg322]

amongst the ravenous hungry sharks

[Aktungbby]

who respected another Great White!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

:har: eventually he was beached, Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

was quick to harpoon Reece

[Rockstar]

's blowup doll affectionately named STEED

[Jimbuna]

^ that response is absolutely priceless :har:

[Aktungbby]

THANK GOD THERE WAS NO PUMP

[Jimbuna]

leaving the bilge in disarray

[Aktungbby]

AND REECE IN CHASTE CONDITION

[Jimbuna]

was now a dithering wreck

[Aktungbby]

SCREAMING: ''WITHER GOEST MY DITHER ?!!''

[Jimbuna]

to anyone prepared to listen

[Cyborg322]

to hours of " You're Beautiful "

[Aktungbby]

but only in rooftop mikvas:O:

[Jimbuna]

the Rabbi was not amused

[Reece]

and hexed Aktungbby by dipping

[Jimbuna]

him in a sheep dip

[Aktungbby]

CAUSING HIS FLEAS TO FLEE :yep:

[Jimbuna]

swiftly toward the safety of

[Aktungbby]

Reece's shaggy yeti-like unshaved back:O:

[Jimbuna]

the capital for nesting fleas

[Eichhörnchen]

However, the doll was cheap

[Jimbuna]

showing signs of serious wear

[Eichhörnchen]

and possibly some STD's too...

[Jimbuna]

so don't get too intimate

[Eichhörnchen]

unless you want a sore

[Reece]

finger, usually a really good

[Jimbuna]

prevention method is common sense

[Reece]

Jim went for a stroll

[mapuc]

down the Inn's of memory

[Reece]

he came across a horrible

[Cyborg322]

notion, what if I try :hmmm:

[Reece]

kicking mapuc's backside then run!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

thinking yourself a cheeky sod :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

mapuc was stunned and retaliated

[Jimbuna]

in a rather crude fashion

[Aktungbby]

caused by his holistic-approach mohel:O:

[Reece]

he threw a rock at

[Jimbuna]

a bunch of red grapes

[Reece]

missed and hit the local

[mapuc]

New Castle brewery, Jim got

[Reece]

angry and slapped mapuc who

[Jimbuna]

in turn then slapped Reece

[mapuc]

a slap-go-around epidemic

[Aktungbby]

while 'deigning' any cheek-turning':O:

[Reece]

then Aktungbby slapped Jim hard!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

on the lower left cheek

[Reece]

Jim liked it and blushed! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

much to the crowds amazement

[Aktungbby]

he 'turned the other cheek'

[Reece]

and received a good paddling! :yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

AND GAINED HEAVENLY CHRISTIAN TREASURE

[Reece]

that turned out Pagan instead! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

72 virgins weren't forthcoming though

[Reece]

Jim settled for 50, he

[Aktungbby]

couldn't count any higher anyway

[Reece]

he was soon exhausted and

https://www.askideas.com/media/28/I-Look-Good-Funny-Fat-Man-Image.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Reece posted his true selfie

[Aktungbby]

relegating himself eternally Down Under:O:

[Jimbuna]

as a source of ridicule

[Aktungbby]

God knows; it's hot enough:wah:

[Jimbuna]

to shed his nylon nightie

[Reece]

that he gave to Jim

[Aktungbby]

in exchange for dependable DEPENDS:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

on what you actually mean

[Reece]

Aktungbby means he wears Depends! :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

I hear they're pre owned

[Reece]

Yes the stains proved it!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

The boy stood on the burning

[Aktungbby]

FIREWALK; TESTING HIS Leidenfrost effect:O: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_conductivity (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_conductivity) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Fire_Walking_%281234969885%29.jpg/1024px-Fire_Walking_%281234969885%29.jpg

[Reece]

Jim used six words!! Shame!! :oops::timeout:

[Aktungbby]

trouserless firewalks will cause that:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Reece]

poor Jim no leg hairs!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

above his knobby patellar surfaces

[Reece]

the hospital was called but

[Jimbuna]

refused to answer the phone

[Reece]

Jim decided to call Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

a bunch of silly names

[mapuc]

he called the devil 666(this page number)

[Jimbuna]

looking for a hot date

[mapuc]

Reece answered with a kinky

[Aktungbby]

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[Reece]

Reece answered with a kinky
Hi Markus darling, how about

[Aktungbby]

realigniing your libido with me?:o

[Reece]

mapuc was embarrassed but obliged :yep:

[mapuc]

taking Reece to blue oyster

[Reece]

it was a lovely date :oops:

[mapuc]

Jim was jealous and promised

[Reece]

to get his revenge, he

[Jimbuna]

jumped on a fast plane

[Reece]

and got out of Dodge!! :yep: