The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

the universe existed, but it
was Flaxpants theory that it

[Jimbuna]

could be another government conspiracy

[Reece]

congress convened to discuss it

[Jimbuna]

with those that were gullible

[Reece]

Aktungbby and Swanny stepped forward!! :O:

[blackswan40]

While walking backwards blindfolded Jim

[Jimbuna]

and volunteered for latrine duties

[Reece]

posted a tad late Jim!! :har:

[blackswan40]

Becoming time served slop jockeys

[Jimbuna]

posted a tad late Jim!! :har:

Was momentarilt tempted to delete the bugga :)

Becoming time served slop jockeys

of the most peculiar kind

[Aktungbby]

Aktung drew on barn-shovelling experience

[Jimbuna]

from his ancient medieval times

[Aktungbby]

in '69 with 20 nags:oops::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

and a bowl of broth

[blackswan40]

With crusty bread fresh baked

[Jimbuna]

in the asylum bakery shop

[Reece]

it contained some additional ingredients

[Flaxpants]

such as rabbit droppings and

[Reece]

other intestinal juices, mmm, yummy!! :oops:

[Tango589]

All washed down with a

[Reece]

nice warm cup of tangy

[Jimbuna]

lime juice and passion fruit

[Tango589]

which mixed well with vodka

[Flaxpants]

and tequila, with some gin

[Jimbuna]

thrown in for a giggle

[Reece]

everyone laughed except grumpy old

[Jimbuna]

Aktung from his padded cell

[Tango589]

who took a vow of

[Jimbuna]

never cleaning the communal toilet

[Aktungbby]

unless spotting tasty edible morsels:Kaleun_Salivating::oops::Kaleun_Sick::dead :

[Reece]

unless spotting tasty edible morsels:Kaleun_Salivating::oops::Kaleun_Sick::dead :
Good grief!! Where's your pride?? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

prideful lions eat tasty morsels??:timeout:

[Rockstar]

Pride cometh before the flush

[Reece]

Now let the stink begin!! :oops::yep:

[Rockstar]

No worries Reece will inhale

[Reece]

through an air filter, Rockstar

[Rockstar]

provided to convert stank into

[Reece]

a viable electric energy source :up:

[Tango589]

to power the little windmill

[Reece]

that ground the flour for

[blackswan40]

For Buna's bacon breakfast butties :yep::yeah::yep:

[Jimbuna]

were quite a tasty delicacy

[Reece]

with chocolate syrup on top!! :o:oops::O:

[Jimbuna]

food fit for a king

[Reece]

excuse me while I puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Jimbuna]

said the inconsiderate Australian convict

[Texas Red]

Otto Kretschmer appeared in my house!

[Jimbuna]

with his instrument of surrender

[Texas Red]

A torpedo in one hand

[Aktungbby]

with his instrument of surrender

A torpedo in one hand..."sweet surrender" if the left!??:O:

[Jimbuna]

was anything like the right

[Tango589]

It was enough to make

[Aktungbby]

an armless handicapper extremely jealous

[Rockstar]

of the Black Knight biting

[Reece]

Jim's butt, oh how yummy!! :doh::oops::dead:

[Flaxpants]

Reece clearly talking from experience

[Reece]

with Flaxpants expert guidance, meanwhile

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Flaxpants]

it was business as usual

[Jimbuna]

when the doors opened early

[Reece]

it was business as usual
when the doors opened early
Aktungbby was throwing a tantrum :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the pigeons flying overhead

[Reece]

a pacifier calmed him down!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

long enough to handcuff him

[Reece]

back to the lunatic asylum!! :D

[Jimbuna]

them throw away the key

[Aktungbby]

:damn::/\\!!:88)Aktungbby was throwing a tantrum :yep:

at the pigeons flying overhead

them throw away the key
so I could 'squabble' privately:damn::/\\!!:88)

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing your Trumpian outfit

[Tango589]

complete with woodstain coloured tan

[Jimbuna]

normally used for treating timber

[Reece]

, cross between Trump & Aktung!! :hmmm::hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

complete with woodstain coloured tanWhilst wearing my Donald toupee:yeah: https://zorbtourblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/img_5006.jpg?w=616&h=619oops! too much woodstain tan:O:

[Reece]

Jim just couldn't take it!! :o:oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

thank the lord for that

[Reece]

He jailed Aktung and Tango :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

for the maximum life sentence

[Reece]

they both applied for bail

[Jimbuna]

which Judge Judy rightly refused

[Reece]

and ordered them spanked harshly :oops::oops:

[Flaxpants]

Father O'Brien smiled wearily as

[Aktungbby]

the spankees quivered in anticipation

[Reece]

'WHACK-WHACK' Oh yeah baby!! :D

[Jimbuna]

isn't Reece the kinky one?

[Reece]

Jim joined in, it was

[Flaxpants]

extremely unpleasant to look at

[Reece]

but Flaxpants kept staring intently!! :o:D

[Jimbuna]

looking for a few tips

[Aktungbby]

on whacking Aktung more adroitly:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

with a wet soggy lettuce

[Reece]

and an abundance of zest :o

[Flaxpants]

After eating 14 eggs, Jim

[Reece]

let rip, what a stench!! :doh::o:oops:

[Tango589]

Tango fled for his life

[Jimbuna]

before running under a bus

[Flaxpants]

driven by Aktungbby and his

[Jimbuna]

gang of dwarf garden gnomes

[Reece]

this is a true story!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as often repeated by Pinocchio

[Ostfriese]

whose wooden nose would swell

[Jimbuna]

to the size of a

[Aktungbby]

horny unicorn's lascivious horny horn

[Jimbuna]

which isn't all that big

[Aktungbby]

...and even Viagra won't help :o :timeout: :oops: :O: https://media2.giphy.com/media/oJQ1b4p89kcM/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47bj8cczer4814vj2qsg3q0jrm1u7v u7xkhhcp9lmt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g:know:

[Jimbuna]

Time is always well spent

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Los:gazing at your Rolex watchhttps://amazfitwatchfaces.com/storage/gtr/img/1574345351_190f35363d.gif:D

[Jimbuna]

quite happy with my Seiko

[Aktungbby]

been wearing mine 43 years!:arrgh!: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=9413 https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71E4ujpcYiL._AC_UY741_.jpg

[Reece]

happy with my 2 Junkers

[Tango589]

which are JU-87 and JU-88

[Reece]

Suddenly Tango kneed Aktungbby's groin :o

[Tango589]

just to get a reaction

[Jimbuna]

and a reciprocal fondle back

[blackswan40]

costs extra at pleasure rooms :yep:

[Jimbuna]

cheaper down at the asylum

[Reece]

Aktungbby staggered to his feet

[blackswan40]

Went to see Matron Jim

[Jimbuna]

who prescribed a harsh flogging

[Flaxpants]

and an iced ball balm

[Jimbuna]

to help soothe the pain

[Reece]

but Aktungbby actually enjoyed it!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

Lilly vanilla nice nice lady :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but severe case of halitosis

[Aktungbby]

cured with ambergris and civit-musk

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the Bishops handbag

[Aktungbby]

and served on golden spoons

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the Bishops kitchen

[Reece]

the Bishop retaliated, lightning struck

[Aktungbby]

afflicting only the black-squared cleric

[Reece]

"This is disgusting" Jim replied!!

[Jimbuna]

turning his head away quickly

[Flaxpants]

,too quickly. Jim's head flew

[Jimbuna]

into the lap dancers lap

[Reece]

she smiled then grabbed his

[Rockstar]

toupée, car keys and wallet

[Aktungbby]

leading to his vagrancy arrest

[Jimbuna]

earning him ten years solitary

[Rockstar]

work scraping pigeon poop off

[Jimbuna]

the top of Nelsons Column

[Rockstar]

the top of Nelsons Column

:haha: I was thinking the same thing you were. :up:

[Reece]

Jim was released but had

[Flaxpants]

post traumatic stress disorder, his

[blackswan40]

Treatment was electric shock therapy :rock:

[Reece]

it was a shocking experience!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Indeed! it was downright electrifyinghttps://i.gifer.com/7URS.gif

[Jimbuna]

:haha: I was thinking the same thing you were. :up:

:03:

[Jimbuna]

not for the faint hearted

[Reece]

losing control of his bowels!! :oops::oops: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Flaxpants]

Not for the first time

[Reece]

either!! Damn, no toilet paper!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

simply use your spare hand

[blackswan40]

full of crusty bits Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

looked on in total dismay

[Reece]

, his hands had been soiled!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

his pants even more so

[Reece]

finally it all settled down :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and everyone went to bed

[Reece]

The next day we all

[Flaxpants]

went to the swings and

[Reece]

played like school kids, Jim

[Jimbuna]

stayed at the bar instead

[blackswan40]

Sherbet dipdab bar licking lolly

[Jimbuna]

somebody going back to childhood

[Aktungbby]

a normal condition at :subsim::O:

[Flaxpants]

Aktungbby bought along his train set

[Reece]

but he dribbled on it!! :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

While chomping on teething ring

[Reece]

oh dear, what's that smell? :dead:

[Aktungbby]

more important: who 'dealt' it?

[blackswan40]

Jumbuna Barked Aktungbby got mopping :yep:

[Reece]

mail arrived for Aktungbby, he

[Jimbuna]

had great trouble reading it

[blackswan40]

Best go to Spec savers :yep::cool::yep:

[Jimbuna]

or purchase two jam jars

[Reece]

he forgot to empty jars!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

and shuddered as the mass

[Aktungbby]

hit him in the ass :o

[Jimbuna]

with such a force that

[Aktungbby]

his proctologist declared him unrepairable:shucks:

[Reece]

the mess was rather stinky!! :doh::oops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5rbPlsdHw

[Aktungbby]

And nasally down right kinky:o

[Reece]

And nasally down right kinky:o
Aktungbby built a huge shiny

[Jimbuna]

model of his mate Buddha

[blackswan40]

Big Buddha Golden Buna Jim


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=13188

[Reece]

he cuddled and kissed it :oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

tickling his belly for luck

[Reece]

Now Aktungbby was really aroused!! :o

[Jimbuna]

the choir boys were worried

[blackswan40]

The bell ringers also Jim

[Jimbuna]

was watching the Mother Superior

[Aktungbby]

seruptitiously cloistering with lucky Aktung:hmph:

[Jimbuna]

down in the creepy crypt

[Aktungbby]

atop the sarcophagus' exquisite lid

[Jimbuna]

is precisely where Aktung hid

[Aktungbby]

in his diverticular TIA-afflicted state:timeout::oops::dead:

[Reece]

Mother Superior sat on it

[Aktungbby]

and spun... out of habit!!?:timeout::O:

[Reece]

Aktungbby watching with a grin. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

thinking how he could sin

[blackswan40]

Weeping wailing coming from undercroft

[Jimbuna]

was a task in itself

[Aktungbby]

entailing wiping off his chin:O:

[Jimbuna]

and disposing of all evidence

[Aktungbby]

of mother superior's impromtu chagrin :oops:

[Reece]

the waffle is really flowing!! :doh::O:

[blackswan40]

Comes with bacon and snorkers

[Reece]

after five pork sausages Aktungbby

[blackswan40]

Had a tummy rumble Jim

[Reece]

said "QUICK DUCK FOR COVER!!" :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

send for the fire brigade

[Flaxpants]

as Aktungbbys nappy blew off

[Jimbuna]

hitting Flaxpants in the face

[Flaxpants]

knocking him off his ostrich

[Jimbuna]

and into the arms of

[Flaxpants]

an inquisitive orang-utan who

[Jimbuna]

who looked strikingly like Aktung

[blackswan40]

Long Arms Hairy Back Jim

[Flaxpants]

whipped out his shaving kit

[Reece]

and shaved Aktungs lower extremities :oops::oops::doh::o

[Jimbuna]

before feeding them to Reece

[Reece]

who fried them up, yum!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

feast fit for a vagabond

[blackswan40]

The prince of hair thiefs

[Reece]

collected the whiskers for his

[Flaxpants]

weird beard. The Bishop returned

[Reece]

and was rather jealous, he

[Aktungbby]

had self-punitive celices in mind

[Tango589]

Is "celices" even a word?

[Aktungbby]

Unrepentant bilge rat thou art!!?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice

[Reece]

the Bishop annoyed at Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

banished him to the asylum

[Reece]

receiving shock treatment and undergoing

[Jimbuna]

a heart and liver transplant

[Aktungbby]

modern variant: hanging, drawin', quarterin'

[Jimbuna]

all in the name of

[Tango589]

a vast improvement in spelling

[Rockstar]

words describing Reece’s smelly underwear

[blackswan40]

Will brown nugget hammock do :D

[Admiral8Q]

when making a doo doo?

[Reece]

Swanny wore the used underwear :yep:

[Admiral8Q]

while dancing a jig of

[Reece]

while dancing a jig of

"Black bottom" get down baby!! :oops::yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTR6xBeC2xA

[Jimbuna]

or something along those lines

[blackswan40]

Swanny wore the used underwear :yep:


But inside Out avoiding chafing :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Please follow rules ya bugga

[Reece]

he's a naughty boy Jim!! :yep:

[Admiral8Q]

or something along those lines
of continuing bugga things like

[Reece]

kicking Admiral8Q' in the pants :yeah:

[Admiral8Q]

so he can't retaliate by

[Jimbuna]

kicking him down the stairs

[Aktungbby]

for putting on gassy aires:Kaleun_Sick: