The Five Word Story Game

[BossMark]

Which was a large water

[Reece]

bed, it broke and Jim

[Jimbuna]

went for a quick dip

[Reece]

but it was very deep

[STEED]

JAWS the shark swam up...

[Jimbuna]

the wrong river, silly bugga

[Reece]

and ended in Jim's bed!! :o

[Jimbuna]

all alone and bitterly disappointed

[Mr Quatro]

finding nothing left to bite :D

[Jimbuna]

but a bombay bad boy

[Aktungbby]

OF INSUFFICIENT SIZE TO SATISFY

[BossMark]

Reece who was calling the

[mapuc]

Woman's special assistance service to

[Mr Quatro]

To report his stuck zipper

[Reece]

Jim gave it a tug

[Aktungbby]

applying a spritz of WD-40

[Mr Quatro]

Which caused a burning sensation :oops:

[Reece]

Jim screamed in extreme agony

[Jimbuna]

and ran for his life

[Reece]

then his pants caught fire :O:

[Jimbuna]

making him run even faster

[Reece]

STEED came to the rescue :yep:

[Jimbuna]

typically dressed as Fireman Sam

[Mr Quatro]

Steed's hose wasn't long enough :oops:

[Aktungbby]

as he'd forgotten his Viagra:O:

[mapuc]

an electric eel was used

[STEED]

Jim was shocked big time.

[Aktungbby]

by Steed's 'twilight's last gleaming':o

[Mr Quatro]

Jim, "Bring it on bigboy" :arrgh!:

[STEED]

As he entered the supermarket

[Jimbuna]

STEED was caught shoplifting in

[STEED]

And was given a medal

[Jimbuna]

for good attendance at school

[Reece]

Jim was expelled for playing

[Jimbuna]

the fiddle late at night

[Aktungbby]

THINKING HE WAS LUCKY-JACK AUBRY https://i.pinimg.com/474x/5e/b1/1d/5eb11d08ecdbe88cacbaff27ddd580ec--cello-violin.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Penalty 4 using 6 words :yep:

[mapuc]

thou shalt count to five

[Aktungbby]

oops! Forgot to hyphenate: fixed:Kaleun_Salute:

[Mr Quatro]

oops! Forgot to hyphenate: fixed:Kaleun_Salute:

May the force be w/you :up:

[mapuc]

Forced he truly was, because

[Aktungbby]

OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HEDON :O:

[Reece]

or lack of more like!! :O:

[Gerald]

.Reece visited a large zoo

[Reece]

and found STEED there playing

[Gerald]

with different monkeys, Reece applauded :o

[Reece]

and STEED done some tricks

[BossMark]

like swinging down the large

[STEED]

Rocket and launched it to

[Reece]

Mars with Jim on board :o

[STEED]

Jim looked forward to ruling.....

[Jimbuna]

till the end of time

[Reece]

but an alien called BossMark

[Jimbuna]

came across our gibbering wreck

[Reece]

and destroyed it with a

[BossMark]

burst of wind, which was

[Aktungbby]

BLOWING AWAY ALIEN NORTHUMBRIAN FARTS:O: https://i.imgur.com/juid7yt.jpg

[Jimbuna]

from the deepest darkest depths

[Aktungbby]

OF NELSON'S BLOOD INFUSED HAGGIS :Kaleun_Sick:

[Mr Quatro]

Conn/Sonar detecting a contact

[BossMark]

from outer of space, Reece

[mapuc]

was playing with his dolls

[Gerald]

also called Piff and Puff

[Reece]

they were borrowed from mapuc :yep:

[Gerald]

and made of bamboo trees

[Aktungbby]

and doubled as flavored toothpicks

[Reece]

mapuc snatched them back and

[Mr Quatro]

stick needles in private parts :o

[Reece]

then he grinned with delight :o

[Gerald]

just in Reece taste again :agree:

[Reece]

This fetish went viral and

[BossMark]

Steed deciced to join in

[Reece]

he dropped his pants and

[Jimbuna]

and started spouting gibberish again

[Reece]

Vendor stood amazed and tried

[Jimbuna]

to utter a comprehensible sentence

[Aktungbby]

INSTEàD OF LINGûISTIC SMôRGÅSBORD SêMåNTIÇS:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

which made nobody any wiser

[Mr Quatro]

until Vendor drank a Budweiser :yep:

[Gerald]

along with Reece in Sydney

[Reece]

topped off with a Fosters :yep:

[Aktungbby]

followed by a Hamm's brew:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Mr Quatro]

Need ride home call STEED :yep:

[Reece]

for an excitingly different experience :yep:

[Aktungbby]

an über lyft at that!:O:

[Reece]

I was petrified!! realizing STEED

[Jimbuna]

was a descendant of Frankenstein

[Aktungbby]

CONSIDERED A 'MAN OF MANY PARTS'??!!:03:

[Jimbuna]

but of only little brain

[mapuc]

who he stole from Reece

[Mr Quatro]

but was missing an ear :o

[Jimbuna]

from which he could hear

[mapuc]

when someone opened a beer

[Reece]

thank God for small mercies!! :yeah:

[Mr Quatro]

because nobody caught Jim's fart :oops:

[Reece]

except Mr Quatro who turned green

[Jimbuna]

with envy and started crying

[Reece]

he pushed so hard that

[Jimbuna]

the jammed door eventually opened

[Reece]

and he fell in - SPADOONCH!! :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

and never heard of again.

[Reece]

then Jim flushed the leftovers :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

down with a chilled beer

[Mr Quatro]

enjoying the free sandwich bar :yep:

[Reece]

One dark cold night BossMark

[BossMark]

decided to go in a

[Jimbuna]

coma just for a laugh

[Reece]

and Jim joined him, they

[Jimbuna]

looked like a right pair

[Mr Quatro]

Comedians that make us laugh :yep:

[Jimbuna]

all the way to the

[Reece]

nut house, after examinations they

[Jimbuna]

received free beer and food

[mapuc]

and they lived happily together

[Mr Quatro]

till the sea monster ate

[Reece]

Them and spat them out!:D

[BossMark]

all because they tried to

[Jimbuna]

sing a merry little song

[Reece]

whilst taking a dump inside

[Mr Quatro]

porta potty with no ventilation :o

[Jimbuna]

causing a severe seismic shift

[Aktungbby]

CAUSING 'QUAKERS TO SHOUT "ACHTUNG"!

[Mr Quatro]

Translated into Dutch means, "ACHTUNG"

[Reece]

the fire department was called

[Jimbuna]

a lot of petty names

[Reece]

by a bad tempered Jim :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

Failure cannot cope with persistence

[Reece]

said STEED and fired Jim!! :yep:

[mapuc]

away on a rocket sled

[Mr Quatro]

To snow topped Norway mountains :yep:

[Aktungbby]

HE THOUGHT WERE GRANDE TETONS

[Reece]

he stood there freezing until

[Jimbuna]

the sun rose that morning

[Reece]

showing yellow icicles all around

[Jimbuna]

the edge of the saucer

[Mr Quatro]

discharged a death ray incapacitating

[Reece]

Jim's butt, he ran around

[BossMark]

shouting for a very large

[Jimbuna]

dark rum and schweppes peppermint

[Mr Quatro]

,but Jim was still thirsty :yep:

[Reece]

so he started drinking stagnant

[Jimbuna]

but highly volatile peppermint cocktails

[Mr Quatro]

Jim's DUI ticket cost $$$

[Aktungbby]

^U MEANT: £££ U IDIOT:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim was visiting New York :O:

[mapuc]

to see those great new

[Reece]

Gay Bars, he found a

[Jimbuna]

male bride especially for Reece

[Reece]

but Jim took him instead!! :o

[Jimbuna]

Imagination is greater than detail

[Mr Quatro]

Plain sick both of you :oops:

[Reece]

Jim was so embarrassed he

[Jimbuna]

issued Reece with an infraction

[Reece]

Reece snubbed Jim and laughed :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

whilst travelling to the brig

[Reece]

Mr Quatro broke me out, we

[Jimbuna]

decided on a quiet wedding

[Eichhörnchen]

at Stonehenge, with woodland creatures

[Jimbuna]

including plenty of drop bears

[Mr Quatro]

Nay, we had two bimbo's ... :yeah:

[mapuc]

who was Jim's undercover agents

[STEED]

Planning a hippy pot festival. :|\\

[Reece]

STEED was so stoned he

[Mr Quatro]

fail off his tractor seat :yep:

[Reece]

Jim pointed and laughed, STEED

[Mr Quatro]

picked Jim up kissing his

[Jimbuna]

baton thereby losing his teeth

[Reece]

so he kicked Jim's ass :yep::o

[Jimbuna]

but only in his dreams

[Reece]

but he still felt good!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

like a pig in poo

[Reece]

yes, nice, warm, and steamy!! :o

[Mr Quatro]

Steed turned into ham sandwich :o

[Reece]

and Jim devoured him with

[STEED]

little wafer thin mint, then.....:o

[Reece]

threw up all over himself :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

and the tortoise next door

[Reece]

the poor tortoise keeled over!! :wah:

[Jimbuna]

making a decent ash tray

[Reece]

Suddenly a violent storm emerged :o

[Jimbuna]

and the ark set sail

[Reece]

Noah, aka STEED, battled the

[Mr Quatro]

storm, but to no avail

[Reece]

she was taking on water

[Jimbuna]

and STEED was evacuating his

[Reece]

bathtub toys when she started

[Jimbuna]

to capsize in an alarming

[Reece]

rate, STEED panicked and lost

[Mr Quatro]

his rubber duckie in storm

[Jimbuna]

Deirdre as it swiftly outpaced

[mapuc]

Reece from T.M.D.U rushed into

[Jimbuna]

the heavily fortified lunatic asylum

[Reece]

and found Jim there, they

[Mr Quatro]

watched Jim/Steed make whoopie :o

[Reece]

Reece and Mr Quatro laughed loudly!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

as their cell doors closed

[Mr Quatro]

Reece filmed it on video :yep:

[Reece]

Jim was now locked inside!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the bar guarding the beer

[Reece]

that spilt over the floor! :doh::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Jim/Steed licked up the beer

[Reece]

they seemed to enjoy it!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I know I certainly did https://i.imgur.com/y6gGvYq.gif

[Reece]

Reece was jealous so he

[Mr Quatro]

opened cell door to join

[Aktungbby]

AND PRACTISE FINNISH WIFE RACING https://im.indiatimes.in/content/2019/Jul/wife_carrying_race_1562568265_725x725.pnghttps://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/finland-has-a-national-wife-carrying-race-the-prize-is-beer-equivalent-to-wife-s-weight-370746.html (https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/finland-has-a-national-wife-carrying-race-the-prize-is-beer-equivalent-to-wife-s-weight-370746.html) THE PRIZE IS YOUR WIFE'S (OR SIGNIFICANT CARGO') WEIGHT IN BEER! "The heavier the wife, the more beer for them.":Kaleun_Cheers::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

on an electrified hamster wheel

[Aktungbby]

WITH JIMBUNA ATOP:WEIGHTIER PRIZE!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Mr Quatro]

Knock over milk bottles first :yep:

[Reece]

nothing worse than spilt milk!! :D

[mapuc]

(nothing worse than spilt milk!! :D
except spilt Newcastle Dark ale

[Reece]

Yes, out of Jim's reach!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

THUS PREVENTING AN UDDER DISASTER

[mapuc]

Jim was crying, he couldn't

[Mr Quatro]

understand the beer was gone :o

[Reece]

settling for milk instead, he

[Jimbuna]

soon found the rum stash

[BossMark]

hidden in Reeces underpants, it

[Reece]

had brown stains on it :oops::timeout:

[Jimbuna]

resembling a fine chop sauce

[Reece]

BossMarks mouth started to water :yep:

[Jimbuna]

then his teeth fell out

[Reece]

into a cow pat, Jim

[Aktungbby]

PICKED DRY ONES FOR FUEL :yep:

[Reece]

he fully enjoyed the aroma :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

of his latest rum purchase

[Mr Quatro]

without alcohol just colored water :o

[Reece]

poor Jim felt so bad

[Jimbuna]

about England trouncing Australian cheaters

[Reece]

he threw up on himself

[Jimbuna]

well no, it was Reece actually

[Reece]

who threw up on Jim!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

in yer dreams bonny lad

[Reece]

They were really good dreams!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

different from his wet ones

[Mr Quatro]

Reece did the hand jive :yep:

[Jimbuna]

every day of the week

[Aktungbby]

except legal holidays and Lent

[Reece]

$50 to STEED for some

[Jimbuna]

more tubes of hand lubricant

[Reece]

more tubes of hand lubricant

Jim said "I use them!!" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

unfortunately Reece had them all

[Reece]

till Jim took them back!!

[Jimbuna]

selling them to Reece's wife

[Reece]

who refused to get involved!! :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Yea! Jim got to Reece :yep:

[mapuc]

They were a lovely couple

[Reece]

and decided to get married! :oops::doh::yep:

[mapuc]

their offspring was very weird

[Mr Quatro]

between octopus and a squid :o