The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

he fell in screaming "HELP!!" :o

[Jimbuna]

but absolutely none was forthcoming

[Reece]

lumps of manure floated past :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

like corks in a broth

[Reece]

as he oozed out Jim

[Jimbuna]

shot him in the head

[blackswan40]

with a Nerf Sniper Rifle


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12026

[Aktungbby]

shot him in the headFortunately Aktung isn't exactly human https://c.tenor.com/JrxJXFka4nYAAAAM/men-in-black-mib.gif:Kaleun_Goofy:

[blackswan40]

Aktungs a shape shifter Jim

[Reece]

then I'll sit on him!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

Sorry; downunderers need not apply!:D

[Reece]

Jim did sit on him

[Aktungbby]

in a joyously contemplative squat

[Jimbuna]

as he evacuated his bowel

[Eichhörnchen]

depositing a gallon of hot

[Aktungbby]

effluvia, misdirected from Tyne sewers:Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

bottled and labeled for use

[Reece]

Aktungbby excitedly purchased a truckload :oops::yep:

[Rockstar]

but Reece hijacked the swill

[Reece]

and dumped it on Rockstar!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

needs to go to rehab :yep:

[Reece]

or take a good bath!! :yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece awoke with a start...

[Jimbuna]

in a refurbished padded cell

[Reece]

that was a sound studio!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

but only in his mind

[Reece]

Jim joined Reece and kicked

[Jimbuna]

the cell door, locking it

[Reece]

Jim and Reece locked in!!! :oops::o:wah:

[Jimbuna]

Reece broke down in tears

[Rockstar]

when a scurry of squirrels

[blackswan40]

nibbled Reece's Nuts and then:timeout:

[Aktungbby]

gnawed his big bushy tail

[Eichhörnchen]

before finally eating his tiny

[Jimbuna]

mind leaving him a cabbage

[blackswan40]

swanny gets a cell mate :yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

The Berlin bunker was very

[Reece]

full now!! Swanny screamed "HELP!"

[blackswan40]

theres only one shower and

[Reece]

I just dropped the soap :o (Note: I is Swanny)

[blackswan40]

theres no lock on door :doh:

[Rockstar]

. Suddenly a randy aardvark appeared

[Eichhörnchen]

... it was Adolf's latest pet

[Rockstar]

smoking a cigar and drinking

[Jimbuna]

a glass of red wine

[Aktungbby]

I just dropped the soap :o (Note: I is Swanny)Butt You're pickin' it up!:O:

[Jimbuna]

a glass of red wine

a glass of red wine

[Aktungbby]

Indeed, a Napa Rainbow Ridge :yeah::arrgh!:https://marketingtherainbow.info/____impro/1/Case%20studies/1.%20Wines/Rainbow%20ridge%201.jpg?etag=%2222c78a-57fe4ee3%22&sourceContentType=image%2Fjpeg&quality=85&ignoreAspectRatio&resize=2000,2667

[Reece]

the randy aardvark chased Aktungbby!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

into the path of a

[Reece]

into the path of a
bus, I just couldn't look!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

at the carnage that ensued

[blackswan40]

swanny gave aktung mouthtomouth resuscitation

[Jimbuna]

loosing his tongue in seconds

[Rockstar]

after licking a lollipop found

[Eichhörnchen]

in Aktungbby's moist back pocket

[Aktungbby]

holding his rainy day snacks

[Reece]

it was wet and moldy :yep:

[blackswan40]

i'll risk another suck said

[Reece]

Aktungbby!! Then he threw up!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

all over the garden fairy

[Reece]

aka Swanny!! Jim laughed then

[Jimbuna]

witnessed something even more funny

[blackswan40]

Swanny as balerina boots andall (doing his rendition of swanlake)

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12045

[Jimbuna]

Now the winds of change

[Eichhörnchen]

blew up Reece's trouser leg

[Aktungbby]

freshening his skivvies fetid stench:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

to something far more acceptable

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen sniffed them out but

[blackswan40]

suddenly went nose blind Jim

[Reece]

pointed and laughed while Swanny

[Jimbuna]

tried chasing the green hornet

[blackswan40]

the Green Cornet was Jimbuna :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_psMPQ_VJaA

[Reece]

Meanwhile Eichhörnchen was making a

[Jimbuna]

right old fool of himself

[Reece]

he stood on his head

[blackswan40]

showing off his breakdancing skills

[Reece]

and some break wind skills :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

in front of mother superior

[Aktungbby]

who habitually jumped the gun

[Jimbuna]

one of her bad habits

[Aktungbby]

besides eating fryers during confession:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

is a choir boys favourite

[Aktungbby]

oft contritioned in the oratoryhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg/1024px-St.leonhard-ffm-beichtstuhl001.jpg

[Reece]

if you say so Aktung!! :roll:

[blackswan40]

noises emanating from the Sacristy

[Aktungbby]

garbled contritely penitent Hail Mary's

[Jimbuna]

and other unmentionable verbal speech

[Reece]

Jim sneaked up behind Swanny

[Jimbuna]

slapping him on the head

[Reece]

in the traditional Benny Hill style!! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

Now that the secret's revealed

[Reece]

that Jim is actually Benny

[Jimbuna]

Hill from the comedy show

[blackswan40]

swanny must be Ernie then :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

[Reece]

yes a sure likeness indeed!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

When in Rome, do as

[blackswan40]

Ben Hur Buna does and

[Jimbuna]

drink all the bars dry

[Rockstar]

that sparked a nationwide uprising

[Reece]

Trump made an announcement saying "

[Jimbuna]

this is all fake news

[Reece]

Swanny was shocked and depressed :wah:

[blackswan40]

Buna put the kettle on

[Reece]

for some nerve calming tea :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and a tot of rum

[Reece]

and a bit more rum!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the peppermint cordial

[Reece]

for Swanny, Jim and Reece

[Jimbuna]

decided it was best if

[blackswan40]

Aktung Drove us home and

[Jimbuna]

stopped over for the night

[blackswan40]

then had the bigest fryup

[Jimbuna]

he'd had since yesterday morning

[Aktungbby]

...laverbread or sleabhac to preference!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

then down came the rain!! :wah:

[Aktungbby]

BBY the rain must fall!:yep:

[Reece]

the flood waters rose, Jim

[blackswan40]

was washed out to sea

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried sailing to him

[Aktungbby]

but preferred walking on water!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

with poor faith he sunk!! :salute:

[Jimbuna]

never to be seen again

[Aktungbby]

whilst trudgin' along the bottom

[Jimbuna]

of a sand dwellers latrine

[Aktungbby]

inquiring: "gimmie the straight poop?":oops:

[Jimbuna]

from the ice cream scoop

[Reece]

this is beginning to stink!! :oops::yep::dead:

[blackswan40]

brought Buna's roses up gleeming

[Aktungbby]

in the twilight's last gleaming...:Kaleun_Salute:

[Reece]

Jim tried on his new

[Jimbuna]

pair of pin stripe trousers

[Reece]

Aktungbby was jealous so he

[Jimbuna]

purchased some pin stripe tights

[Aktungbby]

we became NewYorkYankee baseball rookies :yeah:

[blackswan40]

Rounders is a girls game (Rounders nearest sport the Limeys have to baseball)

[Aktungbby]

"That's not cricket!":Kaleun_Mad: shrieked Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

rugby being odd shaped balls

[Aktungbby]

played by 150lb scrummy hookers:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

and blind three legged cattle

[Aktungbby]

who were udderly lactose intolerent

[blackswan40]

but enjoyed chewing the cud

[Reece]

and using the old spittoon :oops:

[Aktungbby]

Jimbuna used as a pissoir

[blackswan40]

swanny crouched to tie shoelace

[Aktungbby]

bowknotwise, like mommy taught him

[Jimbuna]

always check the rear first

[Aktungbby]

lest you be in arrears!:03:

[Reece]

hand Swanny that toilet paper!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

He's hoardin' since lockdown began!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/785/980/152.jpg

[blackswan40]

Buna was also arrested but


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12051

[Reece]

he was friends with commissioner

[blackswan40]

of the toon onesey shop :yep:

[Reece]

off to jail he went!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

Buna shook a double six

[Jimbuna]

and his leg fell off

[blackswan40]

the Easle so bunas abstract (art best viewed sideways on with a squint) :yep:

[Reece]

painting tore in half, Swanny

[blackswan40]

Aktungs spider monkey paints better

[Aktungbby]

Schooled by desireable English chimps https://c8.alamy.com/comp/B5E27J/mandy-the-chimp-takes-a-liking-to-the-paint-and-licks-it-off-the-brush-B5E27J.jpg

[Reece]

Jim was now a chump :oops::o

[blackswan40]

on is way to watch (The Mighty Toon)


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12053

[Reece]

Tarzan king of the jungle!! :oops:

[blackswan40]

but Jane is the Queen

[Reece]

. Jim said "Tarzan like Jane!!!":03:

[Jimbuna]

Reece said "Reece fancies Tarzan"

[blackswan40]

only when hes wearing speedos

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the local supermarket

[blackswan40]

from the unwanted rags bin

[Jimbuna]

usually reserved for the homeless

[blackswan40]

or yorkshiremen swanny dived in

[Reece]

finding some Y-fronts for himself!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO0VIFVCMAEM7Uk.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Reece posed with his dogs

[Reece]

Be honest Jim, it's you!! :yep:

[blackswan40]

need a bra for my (Man Boobs)

[Jimbuna]

you could always borrow Reece's

[Texas Red]

last will and testament, like

[Jimbuna]

anyone could understand the writing

[Aktungbby]

on cuneiform'd dried dingocrap tablets

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

where straight poop's served daily:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

diatribe to those who'd listen

[Reece]

ah the Aktung verbal diarrhea :doh:

[blackswan40]

alphabet soup and laxatives breakfast (Aktung calls it Letter Rip)

[Reece]

that's just plain yucky poo!! :doh::oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

All over Buna's best bedlinen

[Reece]

Jim was so fuming mad

[Jimbuna]

steam poured outa his ears

[Reece]

he kicked AK so hard

[Jimbuna]

the sound was heard in

[Aktungbby]

in Helheim by Hel hersel:oops::nope::dead::()1:

[Jimbuna]

and other places of disinterest

[Reece]

suddenly an atomic blast!! Jim

[Jimbuna]

knew it originated from Reece

[blackswan40]

Reece has been spliting Atoms :ping:

[Jimbuna]

with the youngsters next door

[Reece]

where did I go wrong??

[Aktungbby]

abusing yer Gilbert cloud chamber :oops:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Gilbert_cloud_chamber_pp_2006.069.035.jpg/220px-Gilbert_cloud_chamber_pp_2006.069.035.jpg

[Reece]

One day Jim went riding

[blackswan40]

Camel bareback up a mountain

[Reece]

Camel bareback up a mountain

it stopped to relieve itself

[Aktungbby]

shouting "one hump or two!"

[blackswan40]

then camel turned and spit

[Jimbuna]

on a cow grazing nearby

[blackswan40]

which caused a stampead Jim

[Jimbuna]

taught him to spell stampede

[Aktungbby]

his knead for mede notwithstanding:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

did not bode very well

[nikimcbee]

for the Newcastle football club

[Jimbuna]

destined for relegation this season

[blackswan40]

as well as Leeds utd (going down going down so are we)

[Jimbuna]

and probably Norwich as well

[Reece]

meanwhile Swanny went way up

[blackswan40]

Irrawaddy River in a monsoon

[Cyborg322]

in the rainy season unwise :gulp:

[Reece]

the boat took on water

[blackswan40]

swanny only had a colander

[Reece]

so he gave up and

[Jimbuna]

floated way down the river

[Aktungbby]

straight into a ravenous crocodile

[Jimbuna]

nostril whilst blocked with flu

[blackswan40]

mr croc sneezed and swanny

[Jimbuna]

was snot amused at all

[Reece]

Swanny, covered in snot, decided

[blackswan40]

to use Buna's new shower (Buna Snot tarred n feathered Swanny on the landing) :D

[Jimbuna]

normally used to decontaminate kippers

[Reece]

but was accidentally washed overboard :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with all the mince pies

[blackswan40]

swanny dived in without hesitation (if eating pies was a Olympic event swanny would be a contender for the gold medal)

[Jimbuna]

doing his infamous belly flapper

[Reece]

pies literally flew up but

[Jimbuna]

soon came crashing down again

[Aktungbby]

Proving: "no pie in sky"

[Jimbuna]

ever stayed up that high

[Reece]

but hit poor Swanny's head!! :o:oops:

[Aktungbby]

fortunately, 'twas his nonthinking one

[Reece]

oh no not his toy!! :o:timeout:

[Aktungbby]

A figleaf for your thoughts!:O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Tocci-Zwillinge_1881-2-MJ.jpg/800px-Tocci-Zwillinge_1881-2-MJ.jpg The twins spoke Italian, French, and German. They settled disputes between themselves with their fists. While Giovanni liked beer, Giacomo preferred mineral water, he was very talkative while Giovanni was quite quiet. :yeah:In 1891, the boys came to the United States for an extensive tour and were paid $1000 a week. In March 1892, they arrived in New York City and stayed for three weeks. Their one-year tour turned into a five-year tour as their popularity grew in the United States. When the twins went on their American tour, author Mark Twain saw a photograph of "A youthful Italian freak" and decided to write the short story "Those Extraordinary Twins", which later became Pudd'nhead Wilson.

[blackswan40]

so started the wacky dancecraze


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW6TCrz4sDQ

[Aktungbby]

on Reece's whacky 69th birthday

[Jimbuna]

all celebrations were suddenly cancelled

[Reece]

when Reece threw a tantrum

[blackswan40]

there was no Birthday cake

[Aktungbby]

as Reece contemplated real down-underness!:o

[Jimbuna]

in the back of beyond

[Reece]

Swanny came to my rescue

[Rockstar]

dressed as a circus clown

[Reece]

but Reece hated clowns so

[Aktungbby]

no Bozo's for birthday boy

[Rockstar]

Just the usual flying monkeys