The Five Word Story Game

[Reece]

Aktung's cell was welded shut :yep::oops:

[Jimbuna]

then entombed in a cesspit

[Aktungbby]

reeking of Reece's perpetual effluvia:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

usually stored in metal jars

[Reece]

Aktungbby bathed naked in it

[Aktungbby]

finally getting "the straight poop":shucks:

[Jimbuna]

the way he liked it

[Reece]

Aktungbby was in his glory :yep::oops:

[Aktungbby]

selling Detritus Reecius as panacea

[Reece]

what a load of waffle!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

waffles for breakfast ho goody :yeah:

[Reece]

with topping of your choice!! :yep::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

make mine vindaloo curry flavour

[Reece]

I'll have juicy snozzberries please

[Jimbuna]

and a battery operated spoon

[Aktungbby]

stolen from a quivering quim:o

[Jimbuna]

that nobody knew actually existed

[Reece]

One day Jim asked Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

how to walk on water

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried to demonstrate but

[Aktungbby]

nail-holes in feet caused foundering :oops:

[Reece]

Jim went down, Aktungbby just

[Aktungbby]

commenced dogpaddling in meßianic phashun:O:

[Reece]

was there any hope left?? :doh:

[Aktungbby]

hope is an imaginary figmentation:doh:

[Jimbuna]

for those in spiritual need

[Reece]

Jim was certainly in need!! :D

[nikimcbee]

The Priest blushed at Reece's

[Aktungbby]

libidinous rendition of Hail Mary

[Reece]

but then laughed so hard

[blackswan40]

seams of his Cassock split

[Aktungbby]

revealing a tick laced celice

[nikimcbee]

covered in borscht. Jim eyed

[Reece]

him off then smiled sensually :oops::03:

[nikimcbee]

And asked if he could

[Reece]

take a look at his

[Jimbuna]

secret stash of candy treats

[Aktungbby]

for Geordies entering second childhood:doh::yep::O:

[nikimcbee]

had to start in kindergarden

[blackswan40]

but was promoted to milkmonitor

[nikimcbee]

in the barn, where he'd

[blackswan40]

tried to Milk Buna's bull

[Aktungbby]

another cloven-hooved devil Aktung loved:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

when nobody else was looking

[Aktungbby]

a bovinely mooooving experience indeed

[Jimbuna]

for those with enough courage

[Aktungbby]

and udderly lacking in COWardice

[Jimbuna]

but only when feeling SHEEPish

[Aktungbby]

Only ewe could conclude that! :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

Once in a blue moon

[Aktungbby]

With Ms.Smurf in pale moonlight https://www.teahub.io/photos/full/253-2532309_the-smurfs-smurfette-you-smurfed-with-the-wrong.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Aktung gets a math violation

[Aktungbby]

eating Rice Crispies in Hell's fires!:oops::nope::dead:

would you like some salt? :yep: (btw, you used 6 words - punishment warranted!)

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlEGS0BL_tJ09cxj_BUeoiV6xmAha PGtA6keMyia2YgGRY0kLoibuJPK7uTvPTXLX2wmrNtrZERxg&usqp=CAc Names are one word methought??!!

Never mind you are forgiven!! :O:

Aktung gets a math violation Nyet, names R one word!

[nikimcbee]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.co%2Fimages%2Fb24e134 c00c6fd7d93021bbd8c9c11ed%2Fraw&f=1&nofb=1




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBf-hL3bmU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGLECptnEbM

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile Jim put on a

[Reece]

nice pink evening dress and

[Admiral8Q]

slipped on a banana peel

[Aktungbby]

nice pink evening dressproving 2 B tu-tu much

[Reece]

Aktungbby had a good look :o

[blackswan40]

Jeepers mutton dressed as lamb

[Reece]

edit: ram dressed as lamb :D

[Jimbuna]

fit for a kings curry

[blackswan40]

Buna's lamb Bhuna with rice

[Jimbuna]

and a bucket of poppadoms

[blackswan40]

Swanny stocked up on toiletrolls

[Jimbuna]

and a load of Napisan

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried washing them but :oops::dead:

[Aktungbby]

and a bucket of poppadoms

was too busy nibblin' mommadoms

[Reece]

while Jim kicked Aktungbby's backside! :O:

[Aktungbby]

preferable to buggery and lashing

[Reece]

preferable to buggery and lashing

Don't whip me, buggery - eww!!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

definitely one of Aktungs preferences

[blackswan40]

Aktung goes to same dominatrix (as kinky Jack the lad Grealish)

[Jimbuna]

down at the kinky lounge

[Aktungbby]

with Hookah tattooed on main-spar!:smug::/\\k:

[blackswan40]

swanny would'nt mind some slapntickle :D:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

from Aktung in kinky lounge

[Reece]

they both got so high

[nikimcbee]

They thought Oz won at






(curse you math....damn number 5)

[Jimbuna]

a game of strip poker

[Reece]

where losing is actually winning!! :03:

[Jimbuna]

depending on one's twisted personality

[blackswan40]

swanny twisted no just skewwhiff :yep:

[Reece]

that's bent in my book!! :O:

[blackswan40]

said Reece my cell mate :D

[Jimbuna]

at the local lunatic asylum

[blackswan40]

porridge and dogbiscuits for breakfast

[Jimbuna]

were quite a rare treat

[Reece]

Jim joined us, Swanny farted

[blackswan40]

A propper stinky recktum rasplar

[Reece]

Jim nearly died, Reece ran

[blackswan40]

Whoops swanny touched cloth and

[Reece]

left a terrible brown stain :Kaleun_Sick:

[blackswan40]

wore bedsheet nappy until washday

[Reece]

Jim was really grossed out

[blackswan40]

put swanny in solitary confinement

[Jimbuna]

with all the other lepers

[Reece]

after the fog cleared Swanny

[Aktungbby]

disgusted, it covered him again

[Reece]

the ooze was so thick

[blackswan40]

burned petrol disperse green fog (Buna remebered what Bomber Command did to disperse fog in WWII Fido Wuff Wuff)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIjxaJ2_Ag

[Cyborg322]

belched from his mouth Grolch

[blackswan40]

Buna slurp burp pub crawls (:Kaleun_Cheers:bottoms up boys)

[Reece]

Jim was arrested and taken

[Aktungbby]

into the Tyne waterboarding room

[Reece]

no one knows why but

[Jimbuna]

the angels in heaven wept

[Aktungbby]

sobbing in their Gordon's gin

[Jimbuna]

hoping for more tonic water

[Reece]

from the local public toilets

[Jimbuna]

located in Reece back yard

[Reece]

Jim was a local there :yep:

[Jimbuna]

keeping an eye on Reece

[Aktungbby]

was mind-boggling to a Cyclops

[Jimbuna]

with a profound hair lip

[Aktungbby]

munching hungrily on mutton ribs

[Jimbuna]

smothered in fiery curry sauce

[Aktungbby]

only ewe would think that:O:

[blackswan40]

Then Guzzle beer Bunas parched

[Jimbuna]

lips will be wet tonight

[Aktungbby]

/\a Freudian schlipp if ever!:()1:

[Reece]

spoken by an embarrassed Aktungbby :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

in a language nobody understood

[Reece]

something to do with Putin :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

so obviously of no use

[blackswan40]

Lingo Gringo cee no compriendi :yep:

[Jimbuna]

ik begrijp het gewoon niet

[Jeff-Groves]

atWhay ethay uckfay youyay ayingsay?

[Reece]

some good wholesome gibberish there!!

[Aktungbby]

welcoming to babbling Aktung's darkside

[blackswan40]

Until sunup then enlightens all :sunny:

[Reece]

by speaking in plain gobbledygook!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the native language of Australia

[Aktungbby]

ik begrijp het gewoon niet where non-understanding gets really IKy :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

not if you understand Dutch

[Aktungbby]

I never understand "dutch treats":o :O::arrgh!: https://www.radiofreak.nl/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Billboard-Zomer-Radio-538-e1470760437289.jpg

[Jimbuna]

their Kapsalon is even better

[blackswan40]

pussy cooling two 2-4-1 downunder :yep:

[Reece]

OOO!! that's cutting it close!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

When the going gets tough

[Aktungbby]

When the going gets tough

...don't B in the bough??:timeout:

[Reece]

what a load of hooey!! :doh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0vG8tpCeqs

[Jimbuna]

never a truer word said

[Reece]

Aktungbby got upset and cried!! :wah:

[Aktungbby]

Aktung never cries; jus' snivels!

[Reece]

Aktung never cries; jus' snivels!


snot flowed down his shirt :Kaleun_Sick:

[Texas Red]

when El whacko appeared again

[blackswan40]

After splicing his main brace :yep:

[Reece]

El Whacko kicked Aktungbby's backside until

[Jimbuna]

his right leg fell off

[blackswan40]

he's now called Wobley Jack

[Jimbuna]

better than Jake The Peg

[Reece]

whose middle leg fell off :o

[Jimbuna]

and floated down the river

[Aktungbby]

manfully spawning anchovie ovum clusters:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

for ladies of the night

[Aktungbby]

unlike Damsels of the Knight:doh:

[Jimbuna]

who were a rarer breed

[Aktungbby]

in keyless iron chastity belts

[Jimbuna]

fitted with anti personnel measures

[Aktungbby]

'gainst rusty unsecured cod pieces http://i.imgur.com/1WIQ9fW.jpg:arrgh!:

[Jeff-Groves]

My 'Cod' is not rusty!
:hmph:

[blackswan40]

Aktungs wifes been steelwool knitting :yep:

[Aktungbby]

thereby lies a long yarn

[Reece]

only a small length required

[Aktungbby]

Indeed, blue pills not recommended:oops:

[Reece]

but then he took them!! :o:oops::oops:

[blackswan40]

and Aktung grew teatowel Rack

[Reece]

ah the hooey is back!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

after such a short break

[Reece]

it does amaze me Jim!! :D

[Jimbuna]

little things please little minds :)

[Aktungbby]

both upper and the lower:arrgh!:

[Reece]

ah yes, even more Hooey!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

Jibber Jabber free zone period :yep:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eisa5AZ20W0

[Jimbuna]

you should be so lucky

[blackswan40]

Whats Aktungs thoughts for today

[Jimbuna]

probably far fetched and crazy

[Aktungbby]

probably far fetched and crazySomething farfetched is imaginative but very unlikely. It's a lot easier to think of than to do....it's 0ne word or occasionally hyphenated...in 'Mericanese!:Kaleun_Goofy::know:just arising:....I'm still alive!:timeout:

[Jeff-Groves]

I lost the Death Pool!
:/\\!!

[Aktungbby]

the death pool never loses:doh:

[Jimbuna]

very much sleep at night

[blackswan40]

Alarm clock didnt go off

[Reece]

so slept in for hours!! :o:doh:

[Jimbuna]

thereby missing his school bus

[blackswan40]

But only on the weekend

[Jimbuna]

can he be so lucky

[Aktungbby]

His alma never mater'd much :know::shifty::()1:

[Jimbuna]

down at the veterinary surgery

[Reece]

where they operated on him

[blackswan40]

they removed his funny bone

[Reece]

and his long furry tail :yep:

[blackswan40]

wormed and deloused with DDT :yep:

[Jimbuna]

using two rusty old blades

[Reece]

then throwing his back out!! :wah:

[blackswan40]

tried acupuncture using 6" nails :yep:

[Aktungbby]

thus fulfilling my Messiah complex!??:arrgh!:

[blackswan40]

Became a cult figure amongst

[Aktungbby]

devinely inspired water walking zealots

[Reece]

Suddenly Aktungbby struck with lightning!! :up:

[Aktungbby]

Chastising evil with favorite color! https://64.media.tumblr.com/67906c8a910bda8fd024adee2b1ad2d9/34ebd4fbfdedd7ff-9d/s250x400/bcaa1b3d8cd5486d936dd6984d4c4790dfe775ce.gifv

[Reece]

Satan called "Come on down!!" :o

[Aktungbby]

summoning his toadying Gefellen Engel:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

and the dribble floodgates open!! :doh:

[Jimbuna]

soaking all of the tribe

[Reece]

they blamed Aktungbby for it

[Jimbuna]

as well as previous events

[Aktungbby]

previous eventsNonsense! Time is an illusion.... One of my favorite quotes is by Abhijit Naskar, the author of "Love, God & Neurons: Memoir of a scientist who found himself by getting lost." He said, “Time is basically an illusion created by the mind to aid in our sense of temporal presence in the vast ocean of space. Without the neurons to create a virtual perception of the past and the future based on all our experiences, there is no actual existence of the past and the future. All that there is, is the present.” except when subsimming of course:O::Kaleun_Los:

[blackswan40]

The Aktung mind thinks sideways (teachings of a skewhiff doctrine)

[Reece]

The Aktung mind is an abyss. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

of immeasurable conceptualizations beyond measure:o

[Reece]

he stood there seemingly gormless

https://i.redd.it/qp3pimmmtv421.jpg

[blackswan40]

after five months in solitary

[Reece]

with nothing to do except

[Jimbuna]

look out through cell bars

[Reece]

he started to cry, suddenly

[Jimbuna]

a choir of angels appeared

[blackswan40]

the prison rocked to this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOt6EFqUubk

[Jimbuna]

as Aktung attempted to hide

[Aktungbby]

a choir of angels appearedSuddenly, skies opened; God spoke: https://subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10408

[blackswan40]

Buna said Lights out boys

[Aktungbby]

as he scuttled for shelter

[Texas Red]

And hid his eyes from

[Reece]

the devilish sight of Aktungbby :o

[Aktungbby]

who appreciates a warm hearth:timeout::nope:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=12000

[Reece]

Jim had other ideas so

[Jimbuna]

went for his petrol can

[Aktungbby]

causing him to look fuelish :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

as the scene lit up

[Aktungbby]

sadly contributing to global warming

[blackswan40]

asylum flower garden in fullbloom :yep:

[Jimbuna]

were being planted all over

[blackswan40]

the darkside of the moon

[Reece]

Aktungbby danced with glee while

[Jimbuna]

watching Reece taking a shower

[Aktungbby]

adroitly picking up the soap:doh:

[Jimbuna]

deftly attached to the soap

[Reece]

Reece screamed, Aktungbby smiled, suddenly

[Aktungbby]

Reece grasped "downunder's" true meaning :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

Jim helped by assaulting Aktungbby :oops::yeah:

[Aktungbby]

with oldschool well moderated lashpertise!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Aktungbby enjoyed it so Jim

[Jimbuna]

reached out for his extension

[Aktungbby]

knowing Aktung craves Geordie extensions!:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Texas Red]

Jimbuna had thrown his morals

[Aktungbby]

and 3 sheets 2 winds

[Reece]

he gave flowers to Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

who absolutely loved pink roses

[Reece]

especially the thorns digging in

[Texas Red]

his cheek as he carried