The Five Word Story Game

[Mr Quatro]

your talking about Aktung-baby, right? :D

[Jimbuna]

. Drinking whilst on duty

[Mr Quatro]

Drinking whilst on duty

but Aktung-baby is retired now :yep:

[Aktungbby]

not 'retired '; simply 'old retread' :Kaleun_Crying:

[Texas Red]

old retread? that is weird

[Cybermat47]

but I still want to

[Reece]

kick him in the butt!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and stomp on his feet

[Aktungbby]

...playin' "footsie" in Northhumbrian style:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

oh what a lovely thought

[Mr Quatro]

tis not ... just more mumbojumbo :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to add to fake news

[Aktungbby]

tis not ... just more mumbojumbo :yep:

U'kin 'mumbo' 'my 'jumbo'...anytime:O:

[Mr Quatro]

ain't going to happen mumbo-jumbo :haha:

[Jimbuna]

is similar to fake news

[Aktungbby]

ain't going to happen mumbo-jumbo :haha:Just remove dentures first BBY! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7b/80/25/7b80251ff8d0775765ffa8f7ab36c463.jpg

[Reece]

is similar to fake news
That's all Aktungbby can produce!! :doh: :timeout:

[Aktungbby]

LOW! even by 'down under' standards:O:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung donates to sperm bank :yep:

[Reece]

yes, a huge load injected! :o

[Jimbuna]

into the garbage bin outside

[Texas Red]

which goes to his illegal

[Aktungbby]

countle$$ Aktunglito$ baby $upport payment$

[Mr Quatro]

why Aktung has attorney wife :yep:

[Texas Red]

she is useless since she

[Reece]

One lovely day El Whacko cheefully

[Texas Red]

One lovely day El Whacko cheefully

bought a new home and

[Reece]

found it was infested with

[Mr Quatro]

Jim's druken rowdy neighbor's, uh?

[Aktungbby]

he meant 'drukken' Dutch neighbors :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Jimbuna]

living in the Dutch mountains

[Mr Quatro]

hiding from Jim's wrathful vengeance :yep:

[Aktungbby]

seeking "Promised Land in Gilroy, CA!:Kaleun_Cheers:"

[Mr Quatro]

“Garlic Capital of the World” :o


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[Reece]

"a breath of fresh air" :doh:

[Texas Red]

"Would be needed!" says Greta Thunberg

[Mr Quatro]

"Would be needed!" says Greta Thunberg

Reece actually slept with Greta :D

[Aktungbby]

Which she promptly deeply Regreta'd!:Kaleun_Crying:

[Mr Quatro]

-Wow! PUN we can understand :yep:

[Texas Red]

-Wow! PUN we can understand :yep:

I don't understand that pun

[Reece]

Gretta was happy, Reece however

[Texas Red]

Wanted an open relationship. Greta

[Aktungbby]

shipped his casket to BunBunGa:o:oops::dead:

[Reece]

where he slithered out causing

[Jimbuna]

a rancid stink to emanate

[Aktungbby]

marsupials sheltered in their pouches!:k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

and angels wept in Heaven

[Aktungbby]

wings aflappin' and harps aplukkin'

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung is a fallen Angel :yep:

[Aktungbby]

horns aswishin'; cloven hooves acloppin' :Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

to match the herd mentality

[Aktungbby]

of 'rakish' like-minded lil' debbils https://media1.tenor.com/images/f278c9112c4b123ae0a0e31ffd8304c5/tenor.gif

[Reece]

Aktungbby was proud of it:yep:

[Aktungbby]

Fergit "covet'; We gotz Covid!:doh: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/a8/76/31/a8763167b0fa75b8e23f7a6596f9c71a.jpg

[Texas Red]

i don’t like it so much!

[Reece]

Yeh, looks a bit ghay!! :doh:

[Texas Red]

I am attracted to robots :yep::O:

[Reece]

do they have a sex? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

of course, AC and DC

[Mr Quatro]

You mean AC or DC? :yep:

[Aktungbby]

he means Loosey and Goosey:doh:

[Jimbuna]

those living down the road

[Aktungbby]

hear honkin; see feathers flyin'

[Reece]

are you on drugs Aktung? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

Breathing napa air:hmmm: yes indeed!

[Texas Red]

I'm so high i can

[Mr Quatro]

see up Aktungs kilt, uh? :yep:

[Aktungbby]

but no peekin' my sporran

[Reece]

Mr Quatro's hand went down but

[Jimbuna]

he was wearing surgical gloves

[Reece]

he was wearing surgical gloves

Aktungbby smiled with delight until

[Jimbuna]

the flick knife sprung open

[Reece]

then he ran to mama :wah:

[Texas Red]

“they gonna steal my balls!!”

[Reece]

AAAAAH. . . there goes his balls!! :doh::o:oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung grew three more balls :yep:

[Reece]

though they were tiny and

[Aktungbby]

Aktung became an opera soprano

[Reece]

Wow!! What a come back! :D

[Jimbuna]

better than being a beggar

[Reece]

but his masculinity is gone :oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung became a woman instead :yep:


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[Aktungbby]

doin' arias in high 'C'

[Jimbuna]

and belches in low 'B'

[Aktungbby]

but farts like octocontrabass clarinet

[Jimbuna]

as opposed to bloated bagpipes

[Aktungbby]

and sporran over absolute,,,NADA

[Reece]

Biden hires Aktungbby for secretary!! :dead:

[Aktungbby]

to sit and do shorthand

[Texas Red]

with the pumpkin at the

[Reece]

sorry, can't respond to that!! :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Now the time has come

[Mr Quatro]

For all good men to

[Texas Red]

reconsider their actions and repent

[Aktungbby]

in order to attain paradise

[Mr Quatro]

license plate available at DMV :yep:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the dashboard light

[Mr Quatro]

do dashboards still have cigarlighters? :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

all of mine still do:|\\

[Mr Quatro]

all of mine still do:|\\

I believe you Aktung, but :hmmm:


The ashtray and cigarette lighters were popular in cars from the '50s and '60s and became a staple for the interior for years after that. It wasn't until the '90s that automakers started phasing them out altogether.

[Jimbuna]

my earlier cars had them

[Mr Quatro]

newer cars have plastic covers :yep:

[Jimbuna]

unlike the original leather ones

[Aktungbby]

I believe you Aktung, but :hmmm:cigarette lighter??: should spell: butt!:|\\:know::hmph:

[Mr Quatro]

Where's Reece when need him :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

he'll be with a joey

[Reece]

carcass playing football with it :o

[Texas Red]

and eating goat cheese, yuck!

[Reece]

not me, yuck and puke!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[blackswan40]

Just Eat Nuts Dear Boy

[Reece]

Hmmm, depends on the type :doh::D:oops:

[Jimbuna]

knowing you they'll be hairy

[Mr Quatro]

the vision appalling to me :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but very exciting to Reece

[Texas Red]

As he plays with his

[Jimbuna]

little joey in the garden

[Texas Red]

he brandishes a nut-cracker

[Jimbuna]

from out of his garter

[Aktungbby]

just below his wretched farter

[Jimbuna]

that adequately named smelly starter

[Mr Quatro]

Sticks and stones shall break

[Aktungbby]

turning bystander into olfactory martyr :Kaleun_Sick:

[Texas Red]

i’d rather die to the

[Reece]

smell of the septic overflow :oops::dead:

[Texas Red]

Septic overflow? I'd rather die

[Jimbuna]

laughing in my own mind

[Reece]

don't you mean legend Jim? :hmmm: :03:

[blackswan40]

That fade in the mists

[Jimbuna]

that only time will forget

[Mr Quatro]

Redwood tree's have memory rings :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but people usually forget that

[blackswan40]

When El Whacko Shouts Timber

[Reece]

this angered Mr Quatro who then

[Mr Quatro]

drove the logging truck in :yep:

[Reece]

and on El Whacko's new lawn :o

[Jimbuna]

there once sat a toadstool

[Aktungbby]

with toad; doing his stool

[Mr Quatro]

Some are evil don't eat :o

[Jimbuna]

there is a pretty maiden

[Reece]

Looking for a nice stool

[Aktungbby]

with fool :oto toad load:haha:

[Reece]

the maiden sat on it :o:oops:

[blackswan40]

and down came a spider

[Reece]

and bit her nether region! :o

[Jimbuna]

and wove a neat web

[Aktungbby]

properly shielding her Victorian Secret:o

[Jimbuna]

from the butler next door

[Aktungbby]

serving well-cherried hot cross buns

[Mr Quatro]

insulated hot cross buns, right?

[Jimbuna]

or possibly on the left?

[Aktungbby]

NOPE! dead center amid ships:arrgh!:

[Reece]

Damn, that'll leave a mark!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

all ahead flank! Ramming Speed https://i.pinimg.com/564x/48/0b/c0/480bc07b54850671ac3f680b068deec8.jpg

[Reece]

Jim ran but Aktungbby struck

[Jimbuna]

a landmine blowing himself apart

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby woke up from his

[Mr Quatro]

nap speaking gibberish like always :yep:

[Aktungbby]

speaking gibberish like always :yep: eternal gibberish...in God's image!:O: https://i.gifer.com/ZYlB.mp4

[blackswan40]

That only Geordies can understand :yep:

[Aktungbby]

...everything in moderation being virtuous:O:

[Reece]

then into the insane asylum :yep:

[Aktungbby]

....my home away from home!:o

[Reece]

the guards were called because

[Jimbuna]

the local village idiot recanted

[Aktungbby]

and decanted a vintage PinotNoir

[Jimbuna]

salvaged from a burning farmstead

[Aktungbby]

with vineyard of smokey grapes

[Texas Red]

he trampled the smoky winepress

[blackswan40]

in thigh length black boots :yep:


https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11772

[Jimbuna]

and silky fish net stockings

[Aktungbby]

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[Texas Red]

on Neptune and Eris, luckily

[Jimbuna]

the vicar was on holiday

[Aktungbby]

vicariously vexing a vivacious parishioner

[Texas Red]

the commoner said, “No way!”

[Aktungbby]

She was prone to this":O:

[blackswan40]

Ringing the church bells naked

[Aktungbby]

amid ungodly shrieks of rapture

[Reece]

then a nearby volcano erupted

[Aktungbby]

"And lo; the earth shook"

[Reece]

Jim ran for cover but

[Aktungbby]

twinkletoes don't twinkle in lava

[Reece]

Aktungbby kissed them better but

[Jimbuna]

felt the need for more

[Mr Quatro]

so Aktung married second wife :yep:

[Aktungbby]

of priapismic podiatric philanderous propensity :Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

been on alphabet soup again?

[Aktungbby]

:nope:! Hooked on green P soup:haha:

[Reece]

more like pee soup!! :yep:
Once

[Aktungbby]

B cool! U R nutz!

[Reece]

B cool! U R nutz!
leave my nutz alone please. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

but he loves small nuts

[Texas Red]

he enjoys cracking them open

[Aktungbby]

...the only 'cracking' they'll know:O:

[Jimbuna]

there's a God after all

[Mr Quatro]

who confused Aktung's languages least

[Aktungbby]

fer crackin' in many tongues:know::rock::roll:

[Jimbuna]

and a great many more

[Texas Red]

But God understands all languages!

[Aktungbby]

occasionally chiselled in Sinai granite!:O:

[Reece]

One day Mary Poppins decided to

[Aktungbby]

sweep out her own damn chimney

[Reece]

but Bert (Dick Van Dyke) lit the fireplace :o

[blackswan40]

the chimney began to blaze

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=11774

[Reece]

Mary got hot knickers and

[Jimbuna]

Santa a seriously burned backside

[Texas Red]

and made our house explode!!

[Jimbuna]

and launch into outer space

[Texas Red]

past the Oort cloud and

[Mr Quatro]

ISS "Houston we have problems"

[Jimbuna]

"We forgot our ration books"

[Aktungbby]

And the 'loo-vac's gone bonkers! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Space_Toilet_%288687080967%29.jpg/1280px-Space_Toilet_%288687080967%29.jpg:k_confused::Kale un_Sick::Kaleun_Crying:

[blackswan40]

left on blow not suck :yep:

[Jimbuna]

'TOO LATE' was the cry

[Mr Quatro]

Who's goin2 clean up this :o

[Aktungbby]

L.M.P: Low Man on Totempole!:yep::O:

[Mr Quatro]

El Whacko! "Suit up your chosen" :yep:

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[blackswan40]

one small step for man


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLx9sxHgIZ8

[Reece]

one giant leap for El Whacko :D

[Aktungbby]

Since he's not yet MANKIND:O:

[Reece]

Since he's not yet MANKIND:O:
problem is he jumped too

[Texas Red]

early into maturity, ahead of

[Aktungbby]

giving us the " straight poop"

[Texas Red]

i had to clean my

[Reece]

undies but the stains were

[Aktungbby]

etched permanently in the skivvies

[Reece]

and the smell was totally

[Jimbuna]

reminiscent of a nerve agent

[Texas Red]

Kim has poisoned me!!! help

[Jimbuna]

get me to rocket man

[Texas Red]

John Elton suddenly appeared, “I

[blackswan40]

know bennie and the jets

[Aktungbby]

Grooms of the Whacko's Stool:O: https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Groom-of-the-Stool/

[Jimbuna]

were eagerly sought after roles

[Aktungbby]

TP roll with the rôle??!:timeout::yep:

[Reece]

Jim decided to run away

[Texas Red]

to celebrate 1,000 pages!!!


(happy 1,000 five word story game! :woot: :yep:)

[Reece]

Of intellectual information for Aktungbby

[Texas Red]

He must learn engrish, du

[Kresge]

A birthday he did enjoy

[Aktungbby]

Kresge!:Kaleun_Salute:last post: 4-word game!:up:

[Texas Red]

The highest sin of all

[blackswan40]

like Jimbuna becomming MUFC fan :D:har::D

[Jimbuna]

still better than the mackems

[Texas Red]

British soccer is not my

[Reece]

thing, I hate the crap!

[Texas Red]

Football and baseball are life!

[Aktungbby]

Sorry! real men play Rugby:rock::hmph:

[Reece]

Correction, real men just play!! :yeah:

[blackswan40]

bingo but only on fridays