The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

the asylum was the alternative

[blackswan40]

Swanny entered Akungbby's cell and

[Jimbuna]

fell in love with him

[Aktungbby]

getting 'straight' in their jackets

[blackswan40]

Designer ones with arrows on

[Jimbuna]

the back of their targets

[Reece]

things became rather kinky, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

was right in his element

[Reece]

Aktungbby started to drool, he

[Jimbuna]

wanted some of the action

[Aktungbby]

only in avuncular, not pejorative:yep:

[Jimbuna]

any which way didn't matter

[Aktungbby]

any which way but loose?!!:O:

[Reece]

One day Swanny went for

[Jimbuna]

an intelligence test, he failed

[blackswan40]

So played with play doh

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Reece]

and failed to create anything!! :doh:

[blackswan40]

Was then sent to isolation

[Reece]

the jailer was a lady

[Jimbuna]

wearing a beard and moustache

[Texas Red]

holding a crossbow in her

[Jimbuna]

hands awaiting the arrival of

[Aktungbby]

a dolt to 'quarrel' with:doh:https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4e696e30a24d6cf8f02273e86b9e83e2-lq They both mean the same thing. Quarrel comes from the French carré, which means square — referring to their typically square heads. Bolt comes from bolzen, which is German for arrow. One term or the other would have been more common in different places, or they would be used interchangably.

[Jimbuna]

and fight to the death

[Reece]

Texas-Red came to the rescue

[Aktungbby]

slipping pizza under cell door

[Reece]

that Jim confiscated and ate!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

vert nice it was too

[Reece]

Aktungbby ate the floor crumbs!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

vert nice crumbs they wuz

[Reece]

vert they now?? What if

[Jimbuna]

they vert there at all

[Reece]

they vert an optical delusion :yep:

[Jimbuna]

for all the delusional people

[blackswan40]

Also for those easily led

[Jimbuna]

by the fat fairy godmother

[Aktungbby]

Doing fraudulent little wing advertisements

[Texas Red]

flying vertically in her convertible

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile, down at the ranch

[Texas Red]

Texas-Red was dueling a ranger

[Reece]

with a wet noodle, he

[Aktungbby]

keeled over; no longer vertical:oops::dead:

[Reece]

his vertebrae was shattered, Jim

[Aktungbby]

suddenly was overcome by vertigo

[Reece]

he power chucked over Texas-Red!! :o:oops:

[Jimbuna]

picking up his water pistol

[Reece]

trying to wash him down

[Aktungbby]

but he inadvertently spritzed himself

[Jimbuna]

when the water pistol backfired

[Aktungbby]

soaking into his sugarcubes' vertices

[Jimbuna]

and rendering him totally insane

[Aktungbby]

reverting to his perverted state

[Reece]

Texas-Red averts the situation advertising

[Aktungbby]

upside down: an inverted introvert

[Reece]

Jim purchased a new convertible

[Aktungbby]

his backseat vertuosity was legendary!:O:

[Reece]

but ended up with diverticulitis

[Jimbuna]

which meant that the diverticula

[blackswan40]

Camera up your Jacksey ouch :oops:

[Reece]

Camera up your Jacksey ouch :oops:

however Jim enjoyed it, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

put it up Reece next

[Reece]

he enjoyed it too much!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

...a wigglin' hooked invertibrate earthworm:Kaleun_Sick:

[Reece]

Aktungbby said "I'm next boys!!" :k_confused:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX0Djak2bwI

[Aktungbby]

a 'pukkerd' sahib was he

[Reece]

Aktungbby promoted to Rear Admiral. :Kaleun_Applaud: :hmmm:

[blackswan40]

Of the stink ports Jimbuna.

[Jimbuna]

the next king of England

[Reece]

King Jim smells like. . . well . . .

[Jimbuna]

the sweetest smell on Earth

[Aktungbby]

only with a clothes-pinned schnozz:haha:

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the local rabbi

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried overthrowing Jim's empire :o

[Aktungbby]

Aktungbby tried overthrowing Jim's empire There's no try; only DO!:Kaleun_Mad:

[Flaxpants]

said Aktungbby, whilst munching on

[Reece]

some nice green grass, suddenly

[blackswan40]

A angry territorial longhorn appeared

[Reece]

Jim said crap!! run away!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Jim said crap!! run away!! :yep:

Before the beast sees us

[Reece]

but then it started crying :wah:

[Jimbuna]

because Reece couldn't be seen

[Aktungbby]

avoiding a cloven-hoofed bovine horniness:oops::dead:

[Jimbuna]

that mere mortals couldn't resist

[Reece]

Swanny lost his cool and

[Flaxpants]

set fire to his flatulence

[Aktungbby]

Flaxpants after dozen years':Kaleun_Salute: silence!

[Flaxpants]

well thank you, said Flaxpants

[Rockstar]

as gently rubbed Aktungbby‘s tiny

[Flaxpants]

brown hamster, which he bought

[Reece]

brown hamster, which he bought
as a gift for Flaxpants

[Texas Red]

fresh from the local farmer

[Flaxpants]

who was a hamster specialist.

[Reece]

the butchered hamster presented nicely! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

in a green coloured curry

[Reece]

Aktungbby tucked in with Swanny :oops:

[Flaxpants]

as Reece fantasized about it

[Aktungbby]

we all caught Swanny's cold

[blackswan40]

Swanny didn't charge for it

[Aktungbby]

'cause 'twas free of charge??!!:O::timeout::oops::dead:

[blackswan40]

Offer also two for one :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and also three for two

[blackswan40]

Wheres the asylum sicknotes Jim

[Jimbuna]

would forge for a price

[Flaxpants]

said Jim, a man of

[Reece]

slender stature and fine features

[Jimbuna]

very much like a God

[Flaxpants]

If you've had a few

[Reece]

too many drinks!! :O: However Jim

[Jimbuna]

never ever drank any alcohol

[Aktungbby]

very much like a God Indeed! A sober Northhumbrian Hermes-phrodite!:o

[Rockstar]

:D:03:

https://icdn.juvefc.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/red-card.jpg

[Texas Red]

Indeed! A sober Northhumbrian Hermes-phrodite!:o

Many people were concerned because

[Jimbuna]

nothing was as it seemed

[Reece]

Aktung was down right naughty!! :k_confused:

[Flaxpants]

said Reece, who was scrubbing

[Aktungbby]

his itchy unbathed nether regions:woot:

[Reece]

Ahh!! Aktung offed a hand!! :oops::dead:

[Aktungbby]

offed a handalas! now shorthanded he couldn't

[Reece]

:har: give me a hand editing!! :D

[Jimbuna]

with the back of his

[Reece]

flat foot, the results were

[Flaxpants]

truly a thing to behold.

[Jimbuna]

The grass is always greener

[Aktungbby]

where camels do their humpin' https://campbell66express.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/c66-covercropped.jpg

[Reece]

yuck!! I stepped in some

[Flaxpants]

****, said Reece, who was

[Reece]

on his way to meet

[Flaxpants]

with his favourite psychiatrist- Jim.

[Jimbuna]

You're beyond repair I'm afraid

[Reece]

Flaxpants, you'll need a lobotomy! :O:

[Flaxpants]

Flaxpants left the building hastily,

[Jimbuna]

running back to the asylum

[Aktungbby]

where his cellmate, Aktung, awaited:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

with a wicked looking grin

[Aktungbby]

And spare XXL Depends shorts https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNdcGOksFsBRF37SkK7UP1nge1i9Vrf9iJcStu8=s680-w680-h510:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

were on special offer today

[Reece]

but Aktungbby ate the shorts :k_confused:

[Flaxpants]

which he had already soiled,

[Reece]

he had really bad breath!! :oops::doh:

[Aktungbby]

but felt strangely fulfilled:Kaleun_Salivating:...:oops:... :Kaleun_Sick:

[Rockstar]

as he ran naked through

[Reece]

the apartment store naked chasing :o

[Aktungbby]

his alluring moonbeam's elusive shadows

[Flaxpants]

Then the police turned up,

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried eating the evidence

[Aktungbby]

but left his dentures behind

[Jimbuna]

in his white padded cell

[Flaxpants]

He managed to escape because

[Jimbuna]

he wore an invisible cloak

[Reece]

he wore an invisible cloak
and the guards were gullible :yep:

[Jimbuna]

therefore nearly not so formidable

[Aktungbby]

and the guards were gullible :yep:

therefore nearly not so formidable gullible guardianship??!!: my formidable specialty!:arrgh!:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10044:/\\k::smug:

[Jimbuna]

was based on a fantasy

[Aktungbby]

...Caesing today: Ides of March:oops::dead:https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/515725374/960x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=960

[Jimbuna]

followed by April easter bunny

[Aktungbby]

"hippity-hoppin down the bunny trail"https://media.tenor.com/ezCj8IM29l8AAAAM/bugs-bunny-skpping.gif

[Jimbuna]

hoping farmers aim will fail

[Reece]

Aktungbby's been smoking grass again!! :doh::D

[Flaxpants]

and hitting the meth pipe

[Aktungbby]

and sucking jimbuna's hashish hookah:Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

that's way out of date!! :dead::Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

...Einstein said: "time's an illusion"

[Flaxpants]

Aktungbby said, throwing a curveball

[Aktungbby]

instead of changeup or slider

[Reece]

I'm stumped for a response!! :doh:

[Flaxpants]

I know nothing about Baseball!

[Tango589]

Said the maniac in charge

[Reece]

but tiddlywinks Flaxpants knows well

[Jimbuna]

he learned in the creche

[Reece]

oh dear, what's that smell. :oops::doh:

[Tango589]

My deodorant has failed again

[Reece]

poor Tango used fish-oil instead :oops::dead:

[Flaxpants]

He smelled like a whore's

[Tango589]

handbag, full of lumpy custard

[Aktungbby]

retrieved from Custard's Last Stand:O:https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/custers-last-stand-from-the-battle-of-little-bighorn-edgar-samuel-paxson.jpg

[Jimbuna]

battle of the big cornet

[Aktungbby]

Otherwise known: "the Greasy Grass"

[Jimbuna]

always greener on the other

[Reece]

side of Aktungbby's hairy backside!! :oops:

[Aktungbby]

yeti tufts and sassy quatch:O:

[Reece]

Flaxpants had a good look :o

[Flaxpants]

, he was a really handsome

[Aktungbby]

jus' needin' a razor's edge

[Reece]

"OWCH!" Not that close, damn!! :doh:

[Tango589]

I nearly lost an ear!

[Eichhörnchen]

How is it that we

[Reece]

are all old farts here!! :oops::yep:

[Tango589]

It's a question older than

[Flaxpants]

even Jim, who was very

[Reece]

old, near ancient!! - Reece hid :oops:

[Flaxpants]

inside Jim's closet, waiting for

[Jimbuna]

the knock on the door

[Aktungbby]

by some really grate knockers

[Jimbuna]

of the old fashioned kind

[Reece]

I grabbed them and squeezed!! :oops::oops:

[Flaxpants]

Unfortunately his Mrs saw this

[Reece]

and clouted him a beaut!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Flaxpants]

right across the chops, causing

[Reece]

his falsies to depart rapidly

[Flaxpants]

and toupee to fly off

[Reece]

I lost my dignity :k_confused:and

[Flaxpants]

Any self respect I had

[Tango589]

along with my spare trousers

[Reece]

they fit nicely, thanks Tango!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

go well with the dress

[Tango589]

and high heeled carpet slippers

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the fishnet stockings

[Tango589]

that are full of cabbages

[Jimbuna]

well, whatever turns you on

[Reece]

well, whatever turns you on

Tango batted his eyelids, Jim

[Flaxpants]

was not at all impressed,

[Reece]

he reeked with jealousy then

[Tango589]

flounced out in a huff

[Flaxpants]

in his high heels and

[Jimbuna]

took out his latest taser

[Eichhörnchen]

"Aktung - Eich's solved your puzzle"

[Tango589]

was shouted with much triumph

[Eichhörnchen]

but Aktung was snoring again

[Reece]

nothing unusual about that E

[Flaxpants]

"My goodness!" said the vicar,

[Eichhörnchen]

"I don't usually do that"

[Aktungbby]

me neither: wearing apnea-cpap mask:shucks:https://i.pinimg.com/222x/d5/3b/37/d53b3742cb554d86c4bee8643e73ab99.jpg

[Tango589]

is not an unusual thing

[Jimbuna]

recent events are most certainly

[Reece]

recent events are most certainly

proving Putin is a turd!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

getting his whey and curd

[Reece]

in his butt ugly face :yep:

[Aktungbby]

actually he's a handsome brute!

[Flaxpants]

who enjoys eating fruit trifles

[Aktungbby]

and ridin's nags while barechested https://s.abcnews.com/images/International/gty-putin-horse-er-170510.jpg:doh::nope:

[Reece]

He's all yours Aktungbby, enjoy!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

only opposite my .375H&H Browning:oops::nope::dead:

[Reece]

Excellent!! go for it AK!! :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Jimbuna]

there's a plane due shortly

[Reece]

Aktungbby was smuggled aboard, he

[Jimbuna]

hid in the rear toilet

[Reece]

suddenly a buxom lady entered :doh::k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

wearing nothing but her blushes

[Reece]

Aktungbby thought to himself . . . wow! . . .

[Aktungbby]

that's a shagworthy Mata Hari!:ohttps://media.gettyimages.com/id/464431009/photo/dutch-exotic-dancer-and-courtesan-mata-hari-1906.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=UYUez44j-uH0LDDZCAyuPjQXxqbT7M5TJmNikVo1lNE=:Kaleun_Salivat ing:

[Tango589]

I wouldn't 'alf mind giving

[Aktungbby]

a piece of my mind

[Jimbuna]

to the local bread maker

[Tango589]

to make something useful with

[Jimbuna]

a slice of mouldy cheese

[Aktungbby]

to the local bread makerAt least the yeast rises:D

[Jimbuna]

not these days it doesn't :)

[Tango589]

There are tablets for that

[Reece]

nice blue ones for Jim!! :yep: