The Five Word Story Game [Archive] - Page 23

Reece

09-27-18, 08:25 PM

up as jam for STEED!! :hmmm:

Jimbuna

09-28-18, 06:23 AM

the man with the plastic

Reece

09-28-18, 07:38 AM

toddlers toilet seat used for

Jimbuna

09-29-18, 12:38 PM

daily emergency ballast dispoal operations

STEED

09-30-18, 06:01 AM

Jim went on holiday today

Reece

09-30-18, 06:52 AM

, bent over and RIP!! :o He

STEED

10-03-18, 05:03 PM

Went stark naked to prove

Cyborg322

10-03-18, 05:57 PM

both his plums had dropped

STEED

10-03-18, 06:14 PM

Reece smiled and hatched a

Reece

10-03-18, 08:48 PM

naughty idea with STEED, we

STEED

10-04-18, 05:36 AM

Agreed to get jim a

Reece

10-04-18, 08:07 AM

new set of jock straps :yeah:

Aktungbby

10-04-18, 09:36 AM

ASSUMING HIS CAJONES SURVIVED MEXICOhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/mexican.gif

STEED

10-04-18, 02:05 PM

with his trusty pea shooter

Aktungbby

10-04-18, 03:27 PM

which went off... 'half cocked':k_confused:

STEED

10-05-18, 04:14 AM

Blew up Mexico's biggest hotel

Reece

10-05-18, 06:37 AM

not to mention poor Jim's

STEED

10-05-18, 06:40 AM

Pot noodles he bought to

Reece

10-05-18, 06:47 AM

feed his pet snake, but

STEED

10-06-18, 05:25 AM

Then Trump walled Jim up!

Reece

10-06-18, 05:33 AM

now his ghost roams around :o

STEED

10-06-18, 05:36 AM

Mexico looking for a solution

Reece

10-06-18, 07:14 AM

and found it in the

STEED

10-07-18, 06:43 AM

Tea pot of stonking dreams

Cyborg322

10-07-18, 07:17 AM

it produced an elixir of

STEED

10-07-18, 07:26 AM

Reece's smelly sock box and..

Eichhörnchen

10-07-18, 12:06 PM

produced a massive wet dream

Reece

10-07-18, 06:34 PM

Jim just smiled as he

STEED

10-09-18, 05:04 PM

Jumped into bed with Reece :o

Reece

10-09-18, 06:21 PM

who kicked him back out :O::yep:

mapuc

10-09-18, 06:32 PM

As a boomerang he returned

Reece

10-09-18, 07:53 PM

falling on top of mapuc!!:o

STEED

10-10-18, 05:44 AM

bounced back into Reece's bed

Reece

10-10-18, 05:58 AM

with STEED, yes a threesome!! :D

STEED

10-10-18, 06:00 AM

mapuc slipped on his rubber

Reece

10-10-18, 06:20 AM

putting a hole in it !!:o:oops:

STEED

10-10-18, 06:48 AM

putting a hole in it !!:o:oops:

Jim hit the booze hard

Catfish

10-10-18, 07:45 AM

, but mexican booze hit back

Reece

10-10-18, 06:35 PM

and Jim fell on his

mapuc

10-10-18, 06:49 PM

nose. Crushed his old wooden

Reece

10-10-18, 10:28 PM

eyeglasses that made him look

STEED

10-11-18, 05:44 AM

Like geek of the year

Reece

10-11-18, 05:59 PM

then he saw a beautiful

STEED

10-12-18, 08:02 AM

Rose and farted on it

Reece

10-12-18, 06:45 PM

and then he sniffed it!!! :oops::doh:

STEED

10-13-18, 05:20 AM

And became President of Australia.

Reece

10-13-18, 07:17 AM

even then he still stank!!:yep:

mapuc

10-13-18, 11:08 AM

Truly loved by the Australians

Eichhörnchen

10-13-18, 12:05 PM

nevertheless, this thread was locked.

STEED

10-13-18, 04:10 PM

So Eich could bang on....

Reece

10-13-18, 06:20 PM

Jim's door crying out "This

STEED

10-14-18, 04:21 AM

Not fair dam women drivers"

Reece

10-14-18, 06:42 AM

Then he ran them down!! :o

Cyborg322

10-14-18, 10:56 AM

- hill, just like this thread

STEED

10-14-18, 03:29 PM

The End...And now for........

Reece

10-14-18, 06:30 PM

something completely different, "Here's Dickie!"

mapuc

10-15-18, 11:23 AM

Which is Reece's Alter-Ego, who

Aktungbby

10-15-18, 12:20 PM

CHRONICALLY OFFENDS THE METOO MOVEMENT

STEED

10-15-18, 05:05 PM

And the PC lobby and...

Reece

10-15-18, 08:23 PM

don't forget others like the

Jimbuna

10-16-18, 03:42 PM

land of the walking dead

Reece

10-16-18, 06:51 PM

where Aktungbby staggered around lost :oops:

STEED

10-17-18, 05:11 AM

Tanked up on Moonshine XXX

Reece

10-17-18, 06:55 AM

then he lost balance and

Jimbuna

10-17-18, 09:12 AM

fell down the wishing well

Aktungbby

10-17-18, 01:23 PM

WITH A KERSPLASH....ERRRRR.... KERSPLAT!

STEED

10-17-18, 04:51 PM

He was granted three wishes

Reece

10-17-18, 06:32 PM

but useless to a corpse!!:yep:

STEED

10-18-18, 05:12 AM

Bought back to life by

Jimbuna

10-18-18, 09:52 AM

the persistent chattering of STEED

STEED

10-18-18, 01:27 PM

Reece demanded he becomes King

mapuc

10-18-18, 05:30 PM

In the inverted world, where

Reece

10-18-18, 06:14 PM

mapuc was his wicked advisor

mapuc

10-18-18, 06:25 PM

who gave Reece some weird

STEED

10-18-18, 06:38 PM

Freaky sexy funny big ideas..

Jimbuna

10-19-18, 07:25 AM

none of them making sense

Reece

10-20-18, 12:39 AM

but never the less enjoyable!!:D

STEED

10-20-18, 04:52 AM

Reece enjoyed his CENSORED CENSORED.

Reece

10-20-18, 06:16 AM

STEED joined in the romp :o

Jimbuna

10-20-18, 06:51 AM

Reece chasing STEED in vain

Reece

10-20-18, 06:57 AM

because Jim caught him first! :O::oops:

Jimbuna

10-20-18, 07:03 AM

then threw him to Reece

STEED

10-20-18, 11:05 AM

And bounced on Jim pinning

Reece

10-20-18, 11:44 PM

him down, then STEED thrust

STEED

10-21-18, 04:53 AM

Reece's zimmer frame at jim..

Reece

10-21-18, 06:48 AM

hitting him in the groin :doh::oops:

Jimbuna

10-21-18, 07:15 AM

then running away in fear

STEED

10-21-18, 12:11 PM

Of jim's man kinky kisses....:o

Aktungbby

10-21-18, 01:56 PM

FROM HIS BUGGERY/LASH PAST :O:

Reece

10-21-18, 06:14 PM

this remark upset Jim so

Jimbuna

10-22-18, 01:14 PM

all hell then broke loose

Reece

10-22-18, 06:02 PM

and STEED ended up in

Jimbuna

10-23-18, 12:06 PM

the cold damp crypt again

Reece

10-23-18, 06:22 PM

the cold howling wind whistled

Aktungbby

10-23-18, 08:44 PM

Dixie through missing front teeth:O:

Reece

10-23-18, 09:58 PM

STEED came to his senses

Jimbuna

10-24-18, 09:31 AM

realising he was actually insane

Reece

10-24-18, 07:46 PM

he was committed and now

Jimbuna

10-25-18, 06:53 AM

everyone could sleep at night

Reece

10-25-18, 07:11 AM

Alarms sounded!! STEED escaped, he

Jimbuna

10-25-18, 07:56 AM

hid in a shoe box

Reece

10-25-18, 07:57 PM

peeking out like a rat :o

SharksFan99

10-25-18, 08:30 PM

because he didn't want to

Reece

10-25-18, 11:12 PM

expose his nakedness to Jim

STEED

10-26-18, 06:12 AM

As jim liked to get

Jimbuna

10-26-18, 06:20 AM

him in his telescopic crosshairs

STEED

10-26-18, 06:22 AM

Blowing big kisses at reece

Jimbuna

10-26-18, 06:26 AM

from his jaccuzi in Mexico

Reece

10-26-18, 06:47 AM

Reece was flattered but straight!!:yep:

STEED

10-26-18, 06:57 AM

Jim sent reece milk tray.

http://s.productreview.com.au/products/images/cadbury-milk-tray-boxed_4fcd554ebae14.jpg

Jimbuna

10-26-18, 10:09 AM

Now that the horse has

STEED

10-27-18, 07:40 AM

Told jim vote Labour 2020.

Jimbuna

10-27-18, 10:17 AM

the abbatoir appointment was booked

Reece

10-28-18, 04:03 AM

but thankfully STEED came and

Jimbuna

10-28-18, 09:30 AM

ran up the red flag

STEED

10-28-18, 11:14 AM

And jumped shouting vote reece.

Reece

10-28-18, 06:50 PM

So Jim did and STEED

mapuc

10-28-18, 07:05 PM

went home and lived happily

STEED

10-28-18, 07:24 PM

ever after...the end...and

Reece

10-28-18, 09:17 PM

a little sore now because

Jimbuna

10-29-18, 07:01 AM

he didn't wear fresh nappies

STEED

10-29-18, 09:34 AM

Reece demanded silk knickers!

Jimbuna

10-29-18, 01:00 PM

and a packet of nuts

Aktungbby

10-29-18, 01:20 PM

WORN BENEATH HIS BEADYEYED SPORRAN!:doh: https://i.pinimg.com/474x/6b/05/ac/6b05acb8aef6e0998e6d2f50516822d9--kilt-badger.jpg

Jimbuna

10-29-18, 01:28 PM

More often than not it

Reece

10-31-18, 04:06 AM

Fell into STEEDS soup causing

Jimbuna

10-31-18, 08:26 AM

a bit of a splash

STEED

11-01-18, 05:32 AM

Over the papers causing a

Jimbuna

11-01-18, 06:13 AM

bit of a non event

STEED

11-01-18, 12:02 PM

So Jim decided to be

Reece

11-01-18, 11:56 PM

a garbologist and cleaned it

Jimbuna

11-02-18, 05:59 AM

just for old times sake

Reece

11-02-18, 07:05 AM

meanwhile the garbage scow developed

Jimbuna

11-02-18, 07:23 AM

a real sense of fear

STEED

11-02-18, 12:10 PM

Of pot noodle going up

Reece

11-02-18, 07:46 PM

STEED's legs like snakes, STEED

Jimbuna

11-03-18, 07:28 AM

reached for the nearest rattler

STEED

11-03-18, 11:28 AM

And banged out a music..

Reece

11-03-18, 11:17 PM

tune until the snake bit.

Jimbuna

11-04-18, 07:49 AM

Never a show without Punch

STEED

11-04-18, 02:32 PM

As Reece broke wind with

Reece

11-04-18, 06:25 PM

Jim standing next to him!! :oops:

Jimbuna

11-05-18, 07:01 AM

wasn't Jim the lucky one?

Cyborg322

11-05-18, 08:39 AM

receiving such a wonderful gift

STEED

11-05-18, 09:27 AM

Smiling has the whiff hit

Jimbuna

11-05-18, 12:41 PM

laughing aloud at STEEDS misspelling

STEED

11-05-18, 01:34 PM

That was so so cool

Reece

11-05-18, 06:49 PM

actually it was quite hot!!:oops:

Jimbuna

11-06-18, 06:31 AM

considering the low ambient temperature

STEED

11-06-18, 08:22 AM

Of the sales of wigs

Jimbuna

11-06-18, 08:38 AM

purely for the mentally insane

STEED

11-06-18, 02:07 PM

Reece snapped them up for

AVGWarhawk

11-06-18, 02:20 PM

his own sexual gratification and

STEED

11-06-18, 03:16 PM

Jim wondered what the heck...

Reece

11-06-18, 08:50 PM

Jim wondered what the heck...

I want those!! so he

Jimbuna

11-07-18, 07:48 AM

devised a cunning devious plan

STEED

11-07-18, 11:24 AM

To print Trump money, why?

AVGWarhawk

11-07-18, 02:56 PM

To pay off Putin for

Reece

11-07-18, 09:29 PM

Sleeping with Jim, his wife

STEED

11-08-18, 06:16 AM

Picked up the rolling pin

Jimbuna

11-08-18, 06:34 AM

and drew a deep breath

AVGWarhawk

11-08-18, 09:55 AM

cracking his head open in

Jimbuna

11-08-18, 10:52 AM

the space of one second

STEED

11-08-18, 01:18 PM

Quoting the Dirty Harry gag.

CLUE - The morgue scene when the Doc cracks a joke at Harry....I think this is right. :)

I am...The Enforcer :DL

OK NEXT POSTER..

Reece

11-08-18, 06:13 PM

"Go ahead. Make my day" :yep:

mapuc

11-08-18, 07:30 PM

"Reece, do you feel lucky ?"

Reece

11-08-18, 08:47 PM

I do, go ahead punk

Jimbuna

11-09-18, 05:40 AM

pick your favourite girlie doll

STEED

11-09-18, 07:49 AM

OH THAT'S WAY OUT MAN :|\\

AVGWarhawk

11-09-18, 10:16 AM

She does not say much

Aktungbby

11-09-18, 10:27 AM

AND REQUIRES A PERIODIC REINFLATION:O:

AVGWarhawk

11-09-18, 10:30 AM

has all the holes in

Aktungbby

11-09-18, 10:53 AM

IN HER PLASTIC FANTASTIC PLACES

AVGWarhawk

11-09-18, 11:04 AM

she is quite a doll!

Aktungbby

11-09-18, 01:05 PM

who never has a headache:O:

Reece

11-09-18, 09:21 PM

what a load of crap

STEED

11-10-18, 05:16 AM

Dr Reece in the house

Jimbuna

11-10-18, 06:09 AM

was a source of irritation

Reece

11-10-18, 06:47 AM

to Jim but tough cheese!!:O:

Jimbuna

11-10-18, 07:25 AM

was on the menu again

STEED

11-10-18, 05:34 PM

Dr Reece recommended streaky bacon.

Reece

11-10-18, 10:39 PM

that expired 2 years ago. :yep:

STEED

11-11-18, 06:17 AM

Jim wolfed it down asking

Reece

11-11-18, 06:57 AM

for more before throwing up!! :doh::oops:

STEED

11-11-18, 06:59 AM

And selling it as art

Reece

11-11-18, 07:10 AM

fetching as much as $5,000 :o

STEED

11-11-18, 07:15 AM

Jim bought some saucy undies :o

Jimbuna

11-11-18, 07:21 AM

and STEED continued his spamming

STEED

11-11-18, 03:20 PM

Copy and paste jim as

Reece

11-11-18, 06:12 PM

the official spammer of all. :yep:

mapuc

11-11-18, 06:28 PM

Spam !? Where ? Where ? mapuc asked

Reece

11-11-18, 06:33 PM

STEED said "I hate Spam"

Aktungbby

11-11-18, 08:06 PM

UNLESS I'M OUT OF SUSHI:O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Spam_musubi_at_Ninja_Sushi.jpg/220px-Spam_musubi_at_Ninja_Sushi.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spam_musubi_at_Ninja_Sushi.jpg)

Reece

11-11-18, 10:32 PM

meanwhile Jim's guts rumbled and

Jimbuna

11-12-18, 07:01 AM

as he gave out a

AVGWarhawk

11-12-18, 01:37 PM

a rasping long bowel of

Jimbuna

11-12-18, 03:06 PM

putrid festering deep fried eels

STEED

11-12-18, 06:06 PM

That exploded causing NASA to

Aktungbby

11-12-18, 06:51 PM

WONDER "ARE WE REALLY DREAMING?":shucks:

Reece

11-12-18, 07:24 PM

or is Jim's house gone?!

mapuc

11-12-18, 07:28 PM

Stolen by Reece who had

STEED

11-12-18, 07:31 PM

Plans big plans to cause

Reece

11-12-18, 10:47 PM

mapuc to confess to Jim

STEED

11-13-18, 06:09 AM

His deep desire to say

Reece

11-13-18, 07:09 AM

"you stink Jim", Jim heard

STEED

11-13-18, 07:45 AM

And threw a custard pie

Jimbuna

11-13-18, 07:51 AM

into the valley of death

Reece

11-13-18, 06:03 PM

hitting mapuc fair in the

Jimbuna

11-14-18, 06:04 AM

seat of his soiled pants

Reece

11-14-18, 06:46 AM

the stench was so bad

STEED

11-14-18, 07:11 AM

Jim bottled it to sell

Jimbuna

11-14-18, 08:14 AM

STEED for his political aphrodisiac

Reece

11-14-18, 05:32 PM

certainly a sight to behold!! :oops:

STEED

11-14-18, 06:10 PM

Reece said I want it

mapuc

11-14-18, 07:23 PM

(Reece said I want it )
and I want it now

STEED

11-14-18, 07:25 PM

Jim slapped his buttocks hard!

Reece

11-14-18, 09:37 PM

then kissed it better, STEED

STEED

11-15-18, 05:18 AM

Took pictures for the newspapers

Reece

11-15-18, 05:21 AM

Jim was famous, he decided

STEED

11-15-18, 05:26 AM

To buy Mexico and France

Jimbuna

11-15-18, 06:51 AM

in which to exile May

STEED

11-15-18, 06:52 AM

And old Jezzer as well

Jimbuna

11-15-18, 07:01 AM

as STEED and Reece both

STEED

11-15-18, 08:49 AM

Ordered jumpers for the weekend

Jimbuna

11-15-18, 09:09 AM

swingers party they'd be attending

Reece

11-15-18, 06:21 PM

it was a gay affair :yep:

Jimbuna

11-16-18, 07:26 AM

one that would last forever

STEED

11-16-18, 11:30 AM

Jim put on his jumper

Reece

11-16-18, 05:55 PM

that was infested with lice

STEED

11-16-18, 07:09 PM

So he burnt it causing

Aktungbby

11-16-18, 07:55 PM

A CAUSTIC SPAR COMPARTMENT CALAMITY

Reece

11-17-18, 02:03 AM

the contamination spread to Jim's

Jimbuna

11-17-18, 06:19 AM

top secret beer making facility

Reece

11-17-18, 06:39 AM

reacted with the fermenting yeast

Jimbuna

11-17-18, 09:48 AM

and the lactic chewing gum

Reece

11-18-18, 12:06 AM

then "Kapooy" stagnant gum everywhere!! :doh::oops:

Jimbuna

11-18-18, 08:56 AM

When dinosaurs roamed the earth

Reece

11-18-18, 06:59 PM

STEED was swinging on vines

mapuc

11-18-18, 07:42 PM

in the lower part of

Cyborg322

11-18-18, 08:04 PM

his body a creature burst

Reece

11-18-18, 08:59 PM

out with laughter, meanwhile mapuc

Jimbuna

11-19-18, 05:33 AM

was king of the swingers

Reece

11-19-18, 06:52 AM

showing off his new tutu

https://cancercans.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/men-tutu.jpg?w=395&h=395

mapuc

11-19-18, 01:14 PM

Proud of myself I went

Jimbuna

11-19-18, 02:17 PM

to the local mental asylum

Cyborg322

11-19-18, 03:48 PM

again, this time joined by

Reece

11-19-18, 05:59 PM

Cyborg322, they both screamed when

STEED

11-19-18, 06:01 PM

Taking a soapy bath together.

Reece

11-19-18, 06:22 PM

That's not the soap mapuc!! :oops: