The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

in the dark was enlightening

[Reece]

are you guys on drugs!!!:doh:

[Jimbuna]

or are psychodelic monkeys real

[Eichhörnchen]

... get back to the story...

[mapuc]

Which story ? Mapuc asked, wondering

[Cyborg322]

why no continuation between sentences

[Reece]

Meanwhile back at the pass

[Buddahaid]

Reece made to the lightpole

[Reece]

crying "I see it all"

[Jimbuna]

through my pink glass eyes

[Cyborg322]

equipped with triple magnification and

[Jimbuna]

a sight for sore eyes

[Buddahaid]

was Mrs. Reece's left jab

[Eichhörnchen]

and swift kick to the

[Buddahaid]

Sum of all fears nexus

[Eichhörnchen]

between his skinny, hairy legs

[mapuc]

Where the pinecones grew wildly

[Reece]

making Jim go down crying

[STEED]

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE"

[Buddahaid]

but take he must for

[STEED]

Jim kissed Eichhörnchen for points

[Gerald]

that was for STEEDS love:03:

[STEED]

of beer and chips..meanwhile

[Gerald]

so eat we more and

[STEED]

Green beans popped on Mars

[Gerald]

travel for nothing like that

[Reece]

in frustration STEED just cried :wah:

[Buddahaid]

"They just popped!?" What's going

[Reece]

to smell worse, STEED's wet

[Gerald]

indoor and outdoor close to

[Jimbuna]

wish I could understand this

[Reece]

Vendors translation is way out!!

[Gerald]

There are a way out:yep:

[STEED]

Boom went Vendor's sports car

[Jimbuna]

hitting the bovine scatology barrier

[Cyborg322]

neatly fitting all his orifices

[Fubar2Niner]

Cows emit huge methane gasses

[Buddahaid]

and they bellow continuity please

[Jimbuna]

is normally always greatly appreciated

[Fubar2Niner]

bellows wafting methane is dangerous

[Jimbuna]

for anyone in a bubble

[Fubar2Niner]

speaking of bubbles what about

[STEED]

Bubble car for sale £100

[Reece]

it runs on methane gas :doh::oops:

[STEED]

No, Jims beer and sauce.

[mapuc]

with a build-in fart controller

[STEED]

Operating the EU master plan

[Jimbuna]

to take control of sanity

[STEED]

But the EU had none :doh:

[Reece]

Now Boris was fuming mad!!:o

[STEED]

His hair did a whackjob

[Jimbuna]

and fled to outer mongolia

[STEED]

Ruling over the egg men

[Buddahaid]

I am the egg man

[Reece]

with an egghead, whoops I

[Eichhörnchen]

think some crazy bald heads

[Reece]

just slapped my bald head

[Gerald]

and get out of my

[Reece]

toilet before I call the

[Jimbuna]

local asylum to get you

[Reece]

out Buddahaid, too late here

[Jimbuna]

for the likes of Reece

[mapuc]

who is really famous indeed

[STEED]

For betting on toilet rolls

[Reece]

unfortunately my finger often loses :dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

traction and slips through the

[STEED]

Bog pan like the runs

[Reece]

oh the stench is so

[STEED]

Sexy, jim bottled it fast

[Reece]

and sniffs at his leisure :oops:

[Buddahaid]

late at night between the

[Reece]

sheets to get the full

[Cyborg322]

impact of the bottom gravy

[Jimbuna]

train leaving from platform three

[STEED]

Vanished, Vendor investigated all day

[Cyborg322]

and found nothing but skidmarks

https://imgur.com/a/spfYV

[STEED]

In the road...the eggmen!

[Jimbuna]

were starting to get boiled

[STEED]

They were cracking up and

[Cyborg322]

laughing at the sight of

[STEED]

Angela Merkel kissing Reece on..

[Cyborg322]

his fractured head causing proof

https://i.imgur.com/DvQS1xe.jpg

[Jimbuna]

a photo STEED had forged

[STEED]

On behalf of King Jim

[Jimbuna]

merry christmas to you all

[STEED]

Handing out hot curry buns

[Jimbuna]

and cans of geriatric coke

[Cyborg322]

unrefreshing flat and sickly sweet

[Eichhörnchen]

(like Chris Rea's xmas song)

[Gerald]

we are all together here

[Buddahaid]

I am the egg man

[Reece]

only now it's gone rotten!!

[Buddahaid]

like Johnny Rotten being nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZ0bPaOdbQ

[Reece]

excuse me while I chuck!! [/URL][URL="http://www.desismileys.com/"]http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_6846.gif (http://www.desismileys.com/)

[Cyborg322]

into Bucket of Spring Chicks

[Jimbuna]

the postman left last easter

[Aktungbby]

after ringing twice...as always :O:

[Fubar2Niner]

last easter? I'm still waiting.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[STEED]

Easter eggs in the shops

[Reece]

and melting in STEED's car :yep:

[Jimbuna]

a scruffy yellow reliant robin

[Reece]

modified STEED's car window then

[STEED]

Jim jumped out smiling and

[Jimbuna]

punched STEED in the mouth

[STEED]

Vendor kicked Jim's love spuds

[Jimbuna]

into an ASDA grocery cart

[STEED]

Reece said.."Corrr there big"

[Fubar2Niner]

compared to my scrawny walnuts

[Jimbuna]

whilst STEED prattled merrily away

[Fubar2Niner]

in a manger, popping champers

[Jimbuna]

and pinching the kids presents

[STEED]

and pinching the kids presents

:har:

As instructed by Fubar2Niner orders

[Jimbuna]

another round of fizzy drinks

[Fubar2Niner]

rum and cloves anyone? Chin

[Jimbuna]

then grin and bear it

[Reece]

as Reece Kicked STEED's walnuts

[Eichhörnchen]

which then glowed like Yuletide

[Cyborg322]

cherries dangling in the wind

[Reece]

an eagle swooped down and

[Jimbuna]

and crapped on your head

[Cyborg322]

it made news headlines everywhere

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/19/bald-man-attacked-by-giant-eagle-owl-who-mistook-his-head-for-an/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-36080499

https://i.imgur.com/KWbqsVg.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

except Lapland, where inebriated Santa

[Jimbuna]

fed the droppings to Rudolf

[STEED]

Whom went mad and minty

[Reece]

and bit Jim's hairy butt :o

[STEED]

In 22 different places when

[Reece]

STEED came along he laughed

[Buddahaid]

and was bit 23 times

[Reece]

himself by a rabid Jim!!:yep:

[Buddahaid]

An epidemic of butt biting

[Reece]

broke out, Buddahaid and Reece

[Buddahaid]

decided to get married over

[Eichhörnchen]

the weekend in Las Vegas.

[Reece]

but Jealous Eichhörnchen protested and

[Jimbuna]

dressed up as the priest

[STEED]

And married all the squirrel's

[Jimbuna]

lacking a pair of nuts

[STEED]

That were missing for years

[Jimbuna]

since the birth of the

[STEED]

Great one, Ping Pang Pong.

[Jimbuna]

Not being one to boast

[STEED]

Nick Clegg saw the news

[Jimbuna]

and suspected STEED was spamming

[STEED]

And King Jim super spammer :DL
















PS: I can't keep up with you jim. :haha:

[Cyborg322]

of the year went to

[AVGWarhawk]

the pub to and found

[Jimbuna]

the true meaning of life

[AVGWarhawk]

But the real question is

[Eichhörnchen]

how many squirrels are there

[Cyborg322]

in a Squirrel / Mouse Pie

[Jimbuna]

in a thin short crust

[Eichhörnchen]

whacked flat with a mallet

[Jimbuna]

carved from a cheese board

[Eichhörnchen]

sometimes used to slice cake

[Cyborg322]

a sort of smelly sweet

[Jimbuna]

cocoction only the insane eat

[Eichhörnchen]

to keep their strength up

[STEED]

To peel spuds eating sugar

[Eichhörnchen]

and dreaming of Reece, naked.

[STEED]

Jim woke up to see

[Reece]

his own reflection and puked!! :oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

One morning, Himmler's toothbrush snapped

[Jimbuna]

whilst brushing the toilet bowl

[Eichhörnchen]

and this made him mad.

[Cyborg322]

off to the Asylum said

[Reece]

Hitler, I'll join you later.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

when I've done other toilet

[STEED]

Reece snogged Mrs Hitler and

[Cyborg322]

her tiny Moustache got in

https://i.imgur.com/heGagDX.png

[STEED]

Jim's pot noodle, Obama laughed...

[Jimbuna]

at STEEDS rather futile attempt

[Reece]

at attacking Jim, so STEED

[STEED]

Told Reece bop that northerner

[Reece]

he selected a thick rubber

[STEED]

Band and a big shark

[Reece]

tooth and fired!!! Jim screamed!!:o

[Jimbuna]

HA! YOU MISSED YOU FOOL!!

[mapuc]

Reece aimed again and once

[Cyborg322]

chosen radar guided shark tooth

[Reece]

hit Jim fair in the!!:D

[STEED]

Wallet, sending jim's money flying

[Reece]

and Reece collecting it all.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Dutch Guilders weren't legal anymore

[Fubar2Niner]

,but krugerrands are mental money

[Eichhörnchen]

accepted at most branches of

[Reece]

The local pub where Jim

[Jimbuna]

drank anything that was alcoholic

[Reece]

even alcohol swabs were sucked

[Jimbuna]

had a certain explosive attraction

[Cyborg322]

they call the Flamethrower Special

[Jimbuna]

just like its couson Napalm

[STEED]

Green ducks against Scottish fracking

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/8Ke3Uy6.jpg are the ones loudest quacking

[STEED]

As they chased Nicola Sturgeon

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/qWlVLXG.jpg and Jimmy Krankie's plastic surgeon

[Reece]

Enough of this gibber jabber

[Cyborg322]

hast thou slain the Jabberwock ?

[Reece]

Hark!! Thou surely hast slain

[Buddahaid]

the better half of a

[Reece]

pair of naughty scoundrels like

[Cyborg322]

Tweedledee and Tweedledum but fatter

[Reece]

like Billy Bunter aka STEED

[STEED]

The ducks protested against fracking

[Reece]

but nasty Jim set charges

[Jimbuna]

on the visitors car park

[STEED]

Jim needed a new car

[Jimbuna]

and STEED a new wheelchair

[Reece]

so they robbed a bank

[Jimbuna]

of every blood transfusion donation

[Reece]

station they could find, STEED

[Jimbuna]

was a sucker without fangs

[Reece]

but managed to gulp down

[Jimbuna]

out of date enema samples

[Reece]

STEED's stomach gurgled and heaved

[Jimbuna]

so he gulped down more

[Reece]

and waited till next year

[Jimbuna]

to fiddle his tax returns

[STEED]

to fiddle his tax returns
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

The Tax woman saw jim

[Reece]

wearing imported panties so she

[STEED]

Said..Happy 2018 jim and

[Reece]

I do love those panties!! :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

"Soon we'll go a-whacking"

[STEED]

Crash went the door as

[Buddahaid]

"Bunco squad!" Who's gettin' fleeced?

[Reece]

Poor Jim again, he'd best

[Buddahaid]

fess up 'bout all that

[STEED]

Star Dust he has got

[Cyborg322]

stored to replace lost sparkle

[STEED]

The dog with three buttocks!

[Cyborg322]

that looked the dogs bollocks

[Jimbuna]

on a new years day

[Buddahaid]

nothing changes, like your knickers

[mapuc]

mapuc's dream about world domination

[Aktungbby]

for Danish drag queens everywhere

[Jimbuna]

except for where it matters

[STEED]

Out back in the swamp

[Reece]

there was a nudist camp

[Buddahaid]

named Desire, where people would

[Reece]

let it all hang out!! :oops::o

[Eichhörnchen]

Some didn't hang much out

[Reece]

unless tweezers were used, Jim

[Eichhörnchen]

was of course one of

[Reece]

those poor sods, unlike Eichhörnchen

[Eichhörnchen]

who is hung like a

[Jimbuna]

cattle rustler in a western

[STEED]

Soup farm for insane pigs.

[Jimbuna]

STEED excelled in bovine scatology

[STEED]

Prince Philip told another corker

[Reece]

go and play with yourself!!

[Jimbuna]

and try to behave yourself