The Five Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

turned up with the beer

[Reece]

what a feast, then the

[Jimbuna]

vultures started to circle overhead

[Reece]

we grabbed our whips and

[Jimbuna]

Swanny started getting very excited

[blackswan40]

Swanny beamed while singing Rawhide

[Aktungbby]

"Get'em' up; move'em out; Rawhide!":yeah:I watch it every AM...after Wanted Dead or Alive & Have Gun Will Travel on the Western channel...over the Wall Street Journal and a 'cuppajoe'! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

the cats choir joined in

[Reece]

What a load of bollocks!! :har::har:

[Aktungbby]

bollocks my arse! They're steers!

[Reece]

so cats are steers, hmm :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

wonder what dogs are then

[Reece]

probably sheep, only Aktungbby knows!! :D

[Jimbuna]

the fountain of all knowledge

[Texas Red]

drinks from the winepress of

[blackswan40]

Aktungbbys toe fungus Cheesy feet :Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

glazed in a honey syrup

[Reece]

Texas Red tucked in until he

[Jimbuna]

became as fat as Reece

[Reece]

Hey Blimpo!! Oink Oink too . . .

[Jimbuna]

a greeting in Aboriginal form

[Reece]

Just by the way, it was from the movie Flight of the Navigator.

[Jimbuna]

well who'd a thunk that :o

[Reece]

Aktungbby strained but just couldn't!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlejsgxOxrU

[Jimbuna]

pull the bottle cork out

[blackswan40]

swanny shook the bottle Jim

[Jimbuna]

watched the cork pop out

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Party:....Aktung recalling Almàden decanting days

[Jimbuna]

down at the lunatic asylum

[Aktungbby]

in 100⁰F. & body armor:ping::ping::ping::yep:

[Reece]

Aktungbby drank the warm slop!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then morphed into a frog

[Aktungbby]

...then 'ribbitted'; then just...croaked!:o:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

as it slowly keeled over

[Reece]

Jim cooked him up and

[Jimbuna]

served him to the French

[Reece]

they loved it and gave

[Jimbuna]

his body to the crocodiles

[Aktungbby]

who found it toothsomely delectible:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

when compared with swamp lizards

[Reece]

:har::har: This is too much boys!! :haha:

[Aktungbby]

"too much" is oft insufficient

[Reece]

depending on point of view!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

too oft a miserable hindsight:wah::oops::nope::dead:

[Jimbuna]

when bringing up the rear

[Reece]

who's rear Jim? Is it . . .

[Jimbuna]

the one you left behind

[Aktungbby]

as "cheeky sods" oft note:03:

[Jimbuna]

there's one born every minute

[Aktungbby]

some are called 'breech babies':shucks:

[Jimbuna]

better to dive head first

[Aktungbby]

hand on ripcord; shouting: "Geronimo!"

[Jimbuna]

another one bites the dust

[Reece]

but it tasted like mud!! :oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

just add salt and pepper

[Reece]

Aktungbby Jealously tucked in scoffing

[Jimbuna]

as everyone stared in amazement

[Reece]

then he fell off his

[Jimbuna]

rocking horse and landed on

[Aktungbby]

his skinny cheeky sod kiester

[Jimbuna]

making such a terrible din

[Aktungbby]

...caterwauling reflective of a catawumpus

[Reece]

because he fell into manure!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

not for the first time

[blackswan40]

Looks like swanny boil washing :yep:

[Jimbuna]

in an old oil drum

[blackswan40]

Reece stoked the flames and

[Jimbuna]

stuck his left hand in

[Aktungbby]

the biggest flame of all

[Jimbuna]

was reserved for his leg

[Reece]

Mmm, roast Reece leg, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

was relieved he was vegan

[blackswan40]

Next door neighbour to vulcan

[Aktungbby]

Tyre and Pneumatic Roadside Assistance Ltd. :arrgh!:

[blackswan40]

Owned by Texas Red Jim

[Jimbuna]

and his band of brothers

[Aktungbby]

of thugs, blackguards and ládrones

[Jimbuna]

were all hatching a plot

[Aktungbby]

in an Asia-flu'd chicken coop

[Jimbuna]

down by the local farm

[Reece]

to give Swanny a spanking! :oops:

[blackswan40]

With a dog grooming brush

[Jimbuna]

full of tics and fleas

[Aktungbby]

leaping to join in groin

[Jimbuna]

the land that time forgot

[Reece]

the land that time forgot
a bath-less month later *STINK!!*

[blackswan40]

Once noseblind Stink no bother :D:yep::D

[Reece]

He went on a date

[Jimbuna]

with a cabbage patch doll

[blackswan40]

Siamesetwins two for one Jim

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=1223&pictureid=12969

[Jimbuna]

buy one get one free

[Aktungbby]

a blu-lite special...if ever!

[Jimbuna]

Time is the true healer

[blackswan40]

What a load of cobblers

[Jimbuna]

perhaps only time will tell

[Reece]

. This highly intellectual thread inspired

[Aktungbby]

countless enlightened troglodyte misanthropic posters:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

from an age long gone

[Reece]

when apes (like Jim) ruled!! :O:

[Aktungbby]

GREAT apes! ya addled Adelaider:hmph::Kaleun_Party:

[Reece]

GREAT apes! ya addled Adelaider:hmph::Kaleun_Party:
Reece's reply: "says who flathead?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc7PQWU6eN8

[Jimbuna]

and so the entertainment continued

[Aktungbby]

as 'primate poltroonery' often does:O:

[Jimbuna]

when the silver back arrives

[Reece]

Everyone calmed down except Jim

[Aktungbby]

frantically trying to appear normalhttps://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/bakblade-2-0-lets-you-shave-your-own-back-with-ease-725.gif:O:

[Reece]

, it was to no avail :oops:

[Jimbuna]

the spell had been cast

[Reece]

who will save poor Jim?? :oops::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

from the wicked old witch

[Aktungbby]

, flying monkees, and errant tin-men:timeout:

[Jimbuna]

not forgetting the cowardly lion

[Aktungbby]

Fangs alot 4 remindin' me!:O:

[Reece]

as Aktungbby got savagely bitten :o

[Jimbuna]

by the tortoise next door

[Reece]

as Aktungbby got savagely bitten :o
by the tortoise next door
he became infected and infested

[Aktungbby]

one's customary state on planet-earth:yep:

[Jimbuna]

prior to becoming worm food

[Aktungbby]

with pinochle played on snout:shucks:

[Jimbuna]

at the blue dolphin club

[Aktungbby]

giving one's existance grate porpoise

[Jimbuna]

and a warm loving feeling

[Aktungbby]

if not an outright fluke

[Jimbuna]

a million to one chance

[Aktungbby]

to be in nipponese meatlockers

[Jimbuna]

awaiting the dreaded samurai warriors

[Reece]

to punish Aktungbby - FINISH HIM!!

[Jimbuna]

roared out from the crowd

[Reece]

Aktungbby screamed in terror as

[Jimbuna]

his nappy was ripped off

[Reece]

and he'd just filled them!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

with a rather obscene substance

[Reece]

everybody cleared the room until

[Jimbuna]

the inevitable landslide engulfed them

[Reece]

the ooze flowed until finally

[Jimbuna]

it set like liquid cement

[Reece]

after losing his pride Aktungbby

[Jimbuna]

would soon lose his mind

[Aktungbby]

changing his name to : TIA Vicente:D:doh::O:

[Jimbuna]

a common occurrence I believe

[Reece]

Aktungbby stood up but then

[Jimbuna]

his middle leg fell off

[Aktungbby]

a blessing to any misanthrope!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

but more a mere hindrance

[Reece]

, he fitted an robotic one :o

[Reece]

suddenly it shorted out and :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

blew up into dozens of

[Reece]

pieces, Jim looked on laughing!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

at the sight before him

[Reece]

then called the lunatic asylum :oops:

[Jimbuna]

to check Reece was okay

[Aktungbby]

his 'checkered past' not withstanding

[Reece]

Reece was fine and released

[Jimbuna]

to start creating mayhem again

[Texas Red]

by pouring champagne on peoples

[Jimbuna]

laps with a hose pipe

[Reece]

was Jim's job. Well done!! :up:

[Jimbuna]

Reece was next in line

[Aktungbby]

getting 'bubbly' on his balls:Kaleun_Cheers:

[blackswan40]

His southern man beard frizzed

[Jimbuna]

as he enjoyed the sensation

[Reece]

with the beautiful cleaning lady!! :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

doubtless a 'maid of Adelaide"

[Reece]

one here for you Aktung!! :yep:

[Aktungbby]

With viagra; I'll take two!:arrgh!:

[Reece]

six hours later Aktungbby collapsed

[Aktungbby]

plumb tuckered out from exertion

[Reece]

Jim got jealous and tried

[Jimbuna]

not to take any notice

[Reece]

but failed!! He jumped in

[Aktungbby]

but his 'chute's cord failed

[Reece]

the girls caught him and :oops:

[Jimbuna]

worshipped him for all time

[Reece]

Jim's empire grew but Aktungbby

[Aktungbby]

swiftly proved: eternity is shortlived

[Texas Red]

for the devil played fiddle

[Jimbuna]

whilst the rats played piano

[Reece]

what a disgusting noise, finally

[Texas Red]

Charlie Daniels played fiddle correctly

[Reece]

we all danced until we

[Jimbuna]

realised the bar had opened

[Reece]

but we were all stuffed

[Jimbuna]

with warm toasted marmite sandwiches

[blackswan40]

Swanny prefers Marmalade butties Jim :yep:

[Jimbuna]

much prefers madras beef curry

[Reece]

I'll second that Jim, Swanny

[Jimbuna]

prefers girlie currys like korma

[Texas Red]

"what is a kora?" asks

[Jimbuna]

he who has misread post

[Reece]

Kora has karma about Korma

[Jimbuna]

don't forget the pilau rice

[Reece]

served with jellied pigs heads!! :oops::k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

with simmered trotters and pettitoes :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

my mouth is watering now!! :oops: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif

[Aktungbby]

anything cloven-hooved will do that:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

when served with pepper sauce

[Reece]

after Reece almost died he

[Jimbuna]

gave thanks to the devil

[Aktungbby]

for granting shelter and warmth

[Jimbuna]

to his favourite pet hamster

[Reece]

Satan cried after Reece farted!! :yep:

[Jimbuna]

"Oh what an awful stench!"

[Reece]

Aktungbby thought it was yummy!! :oops::oops:

[Jimbuna]

storing it in his tummy

[Aktungbby]

'till 'straight-poop' got gummy:Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

and his teeth fell out

[Reece]

Aktungbby was rushed to hospital

[Aktungbby]

for yet another momentous occasion:wah:

[Reece]

then this gorgeous nurse appeared

[Aktungbby]

with toe-tag and DNR card:timeout::oops::dead:

[Reece]

Jim was admitted, the nurse

[Jimbuna]

fell in love with him

[Reece]

Aktungbby raged with jealousy but

[Jimbuna]

couldn't compete without his teeth

[Aktungbby]

on nightstand in water glasshttps://howtocleanthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/personalcare_dentures-1200x675.jpg

[Jimbuna]

preparing for next days chatter

[Reece]

he tripped, his teeth fell :o

[Aktungbby]

at Lady Chatterly's hammer toes

[Reece]

and bit her, she screamed

[Aktungbby]

ecstatically at her chewy pedicure

[Reece]

ecstatically at her chewy pedicure

Aktungbby put them in - Yummy!! :doh::oops:

[blackswan40]

Aktungbby a toe biter Jim

[Reece]

a toe jam eater enjoyed

[Jimbuna]

better than a weak curry

[Reece]

Swanny grabbed it tucking in! :yep::Kaleun_Applaud:

[blackswan40]

Really enjoyed the crunchy bits :Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

hang nails and fungus included

[Jimbuna]

at only half usual price

[Reece]

soon everyone was eating jam!! :oops:

[Jimbuna]

bread then doubled in price

[Reece]

mmm, toe jam on toast!! :oops::doh:

[blackswan40]

Burnt toast and no butter

[Reece]

suddenly I'm feeling sick!! :oops: Please

[Aktungbby]

...never mention Aktung's dentures again!:O:

[Jimbuna]

said the little tooth fairy

[blackswan40]

She struggled lifting Aktungbbys Massachewsetts

[Reece]

but dropped them shattering them :o

[Jimbuna]

along with his warped dreams

[Reece]

finally sent to lunatic asylum! :doh::oops::yep:

[blackswan40]

Buna opened Aktungbbys old cell :yep:

[Jimbuna]

to clean out the mess

[Aktungbby]

a lack of Depends causes

[Jimbuna]

horrific stains on ones pants

[blackswan40]

Swanny did another boil wash

[Jimbuna]

thereby shrinking all his clothes

[Aktungbby]

"Honey! I shrunk the clothes!??":oops::timeout::doh:

[Jimbuna]

rather that than the kids

[Reece]

suddenly Swanny kicked Jim's backside!! :k_confused:

[Jimbuna]

then took his own life

[blackswan40]

Swanny found pearly gates shut