The Five Word Story Game

[Aktungbby]

not a tophat at that!:haha:

[Jimbuna]

more of a Balmoral bonnet

[Mr Quatro]

all I want for Christmas _________ :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

2 front teeth and Viagra!!?:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Reece]

and president Trump to win! :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

plus stop the riots, uh? :o

[Reece]

likely only to get worse :oops:

[Aktungbby]

It'll make 'Merika grate again:O:

[Reece]

civil war broke out, Trump

[Aktungbby]

continued to POTUS his FLOTUS:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Party:

[Jimbuna]

but led from the rear

[Reece]

Biden bent over near Trump

[Jimbuna]

and pulled his wig off

[Mr Quatro]

Trump then sprayed his head :yep:

[Jimbuna]

with a vile smelling liquid

[Aktungbby]

flowing from udderly unmentionable sources

[Texas Red]

his pores got clogged and

[Aktungbby]

he wore his clogs poorly

[Reece]

Poor Joe, imagine the sight!! :doh::oops:

[Mr Quatro]

Biden orders new commode seat :o

[Jimbuna]

the previous one looking soiled

[Texas Red]

He turns over all of

[Aktungbby]

Biden orders new commode seat :oHe's called Commodious Joe for cause:O:

[Jimbuna]

Now that he has won

[Aktungbby]

Offal Office??!! the more so!

[Jimbuna]

people will have to conform

[Mr Quatro]

to the socialist/commine platform :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

only ever found in the

[Aktungbby]

minds of leftwing Marxist adulators

[Texas Red]

Unidentifiable Biden is his parallel

[Reece]

. Excitedly Trump kissed Biden and

[Mr Quatro]

asked Trump for candy kisses :yep:

[Reece]

then cuddled and held hands :oops:

[Texas Red]

“It’s not what it looks!”

[Aktungbby]

that'd be love with Kim Jong-Un

[Texas Red]

A mighty threesome was forming

[Aktungbby]

with Un-Lucky-Pierre up for grabs:doh:

[Reece]

Pierre winked at Kim Jong Un, Trump

[Aktungbby]

asked:"where's that cute Beast''?

[Reece]

a fight started, Pierre threw

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of soy sauce

[Reece]

striking Trump in the groin

[Jimbuna]

sending him into a frenzy

[Reece]

Biden kissed it better and

[Jimbuna]

prayed it would turn septic

[Reece]

it did!! The juices flowed

[Jimbuna]

all over the christmas turkey

[Mr Quatro]

Hey! Thanksgiving comes before Christmas :o

[Jimbuna]

but after guy fawkes night

[Aktungbby]

Parliament dames don't powder noses

[Reece]

too busy sneezing from sulphur

[Mr Quatro]

Lets bash someone pick one :hmmm:

[Reece]

Hey!! I'm here attack me!! :D

[Mr Quatro]

Reece picks nose eats it :o

[Reece]

Yummy, Mr Quatro tries tasting some. :yep:

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro gave yellow/green ones Aktung :yep:

[Aktungbby]

loved to flick at Jimbunahttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/nose-pick-booger-smiley-emoticon.gif

[Reece]

Jim yawned, ooo, bad timing!! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

time for another cold one

[Reece]

to wash it all down! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

the mouth of the river

[Aktungbby]

in an effluvial Tynely fashion:O:

[Jimbuna]

one of the worst emanations

[Reece]

the ground shook, it was

[Jimbuna]

time to change the channel

[Mr Quatro]

Today's news? Turn it off :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and put the cartoons on

[Reece]

Jim was enjoying cartoons when

[Jimbuna]

the village idiot turned up

[Mr Quatro]

the village idiot turned up

Reminds me ... Where's Aktung anyway? :D

[Jimbuna]

was referring to someone else:)

[Aktungbby]

Aktung the Ariceptor wonders also:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

only a very few know

[Mr Quatro]

Reece is asleep by now :yep:

[Jimbuna]

he needs his beauty sleep

[nikimcbee]

in a van down by

[Jimbuna]

the back end of beyond

[Aktungbby]

breaking Cardinale rules of Bun Bun Ga:O:

[Reece]

more gibberish, Aktung is back!!

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung lives in the bilge :yep:

[Reece]

where he likes to swim! :doh::oops:

[Jimbuna]

not always a pretty sight

[Reece]

in his old bathing suit

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[Jimbuna]

the one with brown stains

[Reece]

something slid under his suit :o

[Jimbuna]

and died a horrible death

[Reece]

it was a 12" slug :o

[Jimbuna]

burning a hot fiery trail

[Aktungbby]

in all my favorite places :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Jimbuna]

nothing was left in doubt

[Aktungbby]

'cause not many places left:wah:

[Jimbuna]

in the scheme of things

[Mr Quatro]

Mr Quatro switching to plan B :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because plan A didn't work

[Texas Red]

Plan B didn't work either!

[Mr Quatro]

Don't have a plan C :o

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[Reece]

Plan C had Aktungbby sliding

[Texas Red]

Through manure and third base!

[Reece]

You're out!! cried the beast laughing. :yep:

[Texas Red]

He had forgotten to eat

[Reece]

so was too skinny to

[Jimbuna]

pick up a hot dog

[Aktungbby]

wrapped in a bun-bun.... gah!:O:

[Jimbuna]

whatever one of them is

[Texas Red]

Instead he ate a hotdog

[Reece]

that was spiked with Tabasco!!

[Jimbuna]

which burned his tongue off

[Texas Red]

And gave him gangrene in

[Jimbuna]

the tip of his nose

[Aktungbby]

...and tip of everything else!:O:

[Jimbuna]

that hadn't already rotted off

[Aktungbby]

In the waterholes of Phuket:arrgh!:

[Mr Quatro]

Never late @ night or else :oops:

[Jimbuna]

the boogey man will visit

[Texas Red]

Beware, I am the boogeyman! :arrgh!:

[Reece]

the beast attacked Jim who ran

[Texas Red]

to the filthy Republicans, begging

[Reece]

on knees "Trump my master!!" :yep:

[Jimbuna]

otherwise known as the transvestite

[Reece]

the beast dated the transvestite inviting

[Jimbuna]

all to come and watch

[Cyborg322]

the use of six words :down:

[Jimbuna]

for those unable to count

[Texas Red]

Became quite common in the

[Aktungbby]

retarded remedial eighth-grade math class:O:

[Texas Red]

retarded remedial eighth-grade math class:O:

Kids ask "0.67 as a



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P.S. yes, it is like that. I am considered to be the "Smart kid" in class, so people say "What is the answer to (insert complicated algebra equation)?" I did the problems for the kids who asked me but it eventually annoyed me that people were not pulling their own weight so I said "No, figure it out yourself or let me teach you how to do it".
The people asking me for the answers are your typical TikTok girls, really annoying people.
A week ago, I was having some quality SH3 GWX time at 11 pm, and I got a message from a girl saying "Ugh, what are the answers to this math question?". I didn't want to leave my game to give answers to a person who I had repeatedly told to figure it out herself. So I said, "No, you should've been on the Google Meet for class and listened to the instructions" and I continued playing my game.

We were on a 2 week quarantine because our school had too many confirmed and active cases, so we were doing virtual learning.

[Aktungbby]

, and I got a message from a girl saying "Ugh, things could get mathematically... "Ughly" :haha::arrgh!::yep::Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

things could get mathematically... "Ughly" :haha::arrgh!::yep::Kaleun_Salivating:

:haha::haha::yep:

[Reece]

retarded remedial eighth-grade math class:O:
"eighth grade" is two words (joining with a dash doesn't make it one word!!) :doh:

[Mr Quatro]

Reece counts give him cookie :up:

[Reece]

Reece counts give him cookie :up:

I'd rather some chocolate cake!! :yep:

[Texas Red]

Any type of desert is

[Aktungbby]

just deserts for Down Underers

[Mr Quatro]

Reece is a meat lover :yep:

[Aktungbby]

'roo fricassee bein' his favorite:Kaleun_Salivating:

[Texas Red]

Cake, cookies, chocolate covered ants

[Aktungbby]

Cake, cookies, chocolate covered ants ...crackin' culinary consonance ...if ever!:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

there was a more fitting

[Reece]

delicacy for you guys, it

[Jimbuna]

was a chocolate coated nut

[Aktungbby]

To go with holiday Cockenthrice!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/27/article-2514559-19AE539500000578-448_634x674.jpg

[Mr Quatro]

Nine days before Thanksgiving? Sicko :oops:

[Jimbuna]

is a good descriptive term

[Aktungbby]

...and Henry VIII's menu was sicko!:yep:

[Texas Red]

His eight wives are ugly!

[Aktungbby]

'twas six-two axed out!:/\\chop #2 :rotfl2: #5:rotfl2:

[Texas Red]

I'd be King Henry, and

[Aktungbby]

I'd be King Henry, andponder: Tudor or not Tudor ?:hmmm:

[Texas Red]

ponder: Tudor or not Tudor ?:hmmm:

No Tudor! No inbreds here!

[Reece]

the beast dressed as King Henry

[Texas Red]

Reanimated Anne Boleyn, not much

[Reece]

hope in doing that!! Meanwhile

[Aktungbby]

Reanimated Anne Boleyn, not muchsome assembly may be required https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dc/a3/86dca3f67b99f46749a769341856ec12.jpg

[Jimbuna]

before the cap will fit

[Reece]

a dunce cap for Aktungbby (follow story from previous post, not where it suits you!!!)

[Jimbuna]

take away his soft toys

[Aktungbby]

a dunce cap for Aktungbby (follow story from previous post, not where it suits you!!!) it directly follows your "meanwhile":Kaleun_Goofy: (I merely referenced the beast's topic)

[Aktungbby]

take away his soft toysbut leave coin operated ones:o

[Jimbuna]

because batteries are too expensive

[Texas Red]

Instead use potatoes! Tasty and

[Jimbuna]

nutritious when slowly oven baked

[Reece]

in a smelly Dutch oven :oops:

[Jimbuna]

usually used for baking cheese

[Mr Quatro]

That's why Holland smells funny :yep:

[Jimbuna]

because of the kaas kops

[Reece]

and the disgusting gasses released :oops::doh:

[Jimbuna]

onto the waiting throng below

[Reece]

they all got high and

[Jimbuna]

started speaking a foreign gibberish

[Mr Quatro]

language that only Aktung understood :yep:

[Jimbuna]

don't forget his other mate

[Texas Red]

Who? i suspect that Reece

[Mr Quatro]

rebuked Aktung now Aktung mad :yep:

[Reece]

his mate the beast is too :yep:

[Texas Red]

I swear its not what

[Reece]

I swear its not what
you think!! It's just that

[Texas Red]

We are business mates! We

[Reece]

like to roam streets naked

[Jimbuna]

and do their 'business' together

[Texas Red]

Selling flavored water and peanuts! :o::oops:

[Jimbuna]

to all the other problematics

[Texas Red]

The problem is though, the

[Jimbuna]

relentless surge of fake news

[Texas Red]

has decimated Wall Street. So

[Jimbuna]

time for more fake news

[Texas Red]

"BREAKING: TRUMP GETS KICKED OUT

[Jimbuna]

OF THE BEDROOM BY MELANIA

[Texas Red]

, HE WAS SUCKING HER TOE

[Reece]

when the bed collapsed causing

[Texas Red]

Melania to find a pornstar

[Reece]

Melania to find a pornstar
making it a threesome, wow

[Texas Red]

Later Melanie and the woman

[Aktungbby]

....actually Reece driving his Priscilla:O:

[Reece]

mobile picked up Aktungbby and

[Aktungbby]

drove to nearby Victoria's Secret

[Mr Quatro]

Which was closed due Covid-19 :yep:

[Aktungbby]

but had drive thru service

[Reece]

Aktungbby tried kissing Reece but

[Aktungbby]

couldn't determine aß from face:haha:

[Reece]

so kissed my feet instead :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

hope he likes toe jam

[Texas Red]

Cause he's got some nasty

[Jimbuna]

toilet paper weapons of destruction

[Mr Quatro]

me think hoof/mouth disease :yep:

[Aktungbby]

U devil: that's cloven-hoof/mouth disease!:D

[Jimbuna]

not to mention erectile disfunction

[Mr Quatro]

Shouldn't use same doctor though :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

especially not the gay proctologist

[Mr Quatro]

especially not the gay proctologist

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[Aktungbby]

'Twould make anal less banal:doh:

[Reece]

Whatever!! don't bend over Aktungbby!! :doh::o

[Jimbuna]

try taking the lift instead

[Reece]

Aktungbby took Jim's advise and

[Jimbuna]

taught Reece to spell correctly :haha:

[Aktungbby]

in Jibberese enroute to Bun-Bun-Ga

[Jimbuna]

only the enlightened know that

[Aktungbby]

Yup! Eventually Reece'll catch on. :roll::shifty::nope::hmph:

[Jimbuna]

and end up in jail

[Texas Red]

deficiency to accept Jimberese is

[Reece]

taught Reece to spell correctly :haha:
What you talking about Willis? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Aktungbby took Jim's advise and

Willis is talking about advice :haha:

[Reece]

thanks for the advice Jim!! :oops: (back to school Reece :doh:)

[Cyborg322]

poor Reece another D- result :wah:

[Jimbuna]

The school playground is never

[Mr Quatro]

safe with Reece on prowl :yep:

[Jimbuna]

keep both eyes on him

[Reece]

Especially the nice young girls

[Mr Quatro]

Under arrest for thinking it :o

[Jimbuna]

was his luckiest day ever

[Reece]

Jealous Jim lost his temper

[Jimbuna]

and threw a right tantrum

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung's starter pack for $2.99 :haha:

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[Jimbuna]

come with smelly brown smudges

[Aktungbby]

Aktung's starter pack for $2.99 :haha:

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[Reece]

more needed for Aktung's incontinence :yep:

[Texas Red]

Atkungs dirty diaper ended up

[Aktungbby]

doin' dirty deeds ...dirt cheap:doh:

[Reece]

they sold on ebay for

[Jimbuna]

a dime for a dozen

[Reece]

Aktungbby purchased them all, he

[Jimbuna]

knew they were wearable again

[Aktungbby]

depending on your point of view

[Texas Red]

I'd say the giant lump

[Aktungbby]

put Humpty Dumpty to shame

[Mr Quatro]

Aktung stuffed turkey with it :o

[Jimbuna]

no need for seasoning them

[Aktungbby]

Sage advice if ever BBY!:O:https://d2d8wwwkmhfcva.cloudfront.net/800x/d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_ee059fd2-541c-4da2-b1bb-d39b24c6bad6.jpg

[Reece]

he gobbled it all down!! :dead:

[Jimbuna]

and choked on the lumpy

[Reece]

half chewed bits, most gross http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sick/barfing.gif